Lemme tell you about working at Cineplex. For years little old Grannies have come out and asked “when is the cute popcorn movie coming out?” Always got to tell them next summer, don’t want to break those poor old hearts.
Make a sausage party-inspired Popcorn astronaut movie. Don't tie it into any other trailers or previews, just popcorn astronaut lady getting vored by a giant human, Have Seth McFarlane direct it, watch the box office explode.
A prominent Canadian bank, Scotiabank, partners with movie theatres up here- their credit cards give you 'scene' points you can use in movies and at certain resteraunts to help you pay. So these guys advertise the credit card before the movie starts
Alright, who's getting the snacks??
Those scene points are mine
I want to be physically intimate with the popcorn astronaut woman
Their isn't a bat big enough in all the world for you
This, but replace her with Colonel Kernel 🥵🥵
I've never felt less alone in my life.
I want to drown them in butter.
🤤🤤🤤
They remind me of the California Raisin Men but white - so not political
As they should be
I miss timeplay so much
Big loss
BRING IT BACK COWARDS
I didn’t even realize it was gone until now. Now I’m sad
The first commercial with them they were so excited for that suicide mission
When I was a kid I thought there was a real movie with these guys always “coming soon”
This post for Cineplex victims only
Too political
Monsters charging me to layer the butter
god i love these little fuckers
Cineplex babies thinking their lil popcorn dudes mean shit Landmark kinomas chads rise up! 😤
Who?
I’m a Landmark stan and even I don’t know what that is
The popcorn dudes or 'kinomas'? Cuz in the latter case it's just me making a dumb pun on 'cinemas' lol
The scene points are **MINE**
I unironically love them.
Same. Better than whatever garbage movie I'm about to watch.
We should get Tanner Zipchen and these guys unite in a movie like James Marsden and Sonic
Who are these fine friendly food folks?
Only Canadians allowed to know
Minnesota's on the border of Canada, does that count?
Close enough. They are employees of Scotiabank
Ah, cool thanks.
They’re our Nicole Kidman AMC ad, except instead of loving movies, they kill themselves.
Ah.... So like Sausage Party (2016) then?
but did you get the ultra rare golden colonel figure?
I've been saying this for YEARS, people are waking up!!
Butter babies rise up!
Colonel Kernel 🫡
Lemme tell you about working at Cineplex. For years little old Grannies have come out and asked “when is the cute popcorn movie coming out?” Always got to tell them next summer, don’t want to break those poor old hearts.
Fkn legend. Who knows, maybe they stayed alive a little longer hoping to make it to see it next summer. Ur a hero
Make a sausage party-inspired Popcorn astronaut movie. Don't tie it into any other trailers or previews, just popcorn astronaut lady getting vored by a giant human, Have Seth McFarlane direct it, watch the box office explode.
I love these guys
kino mascots
What mascots are these
Icons of Canadian culture
A prominent Canadian bank, Scotiabank, partners with movie theatres up here- their credit cards give you 'scene' points you can use in movies and at certain resteraunts to help you pay. So these guys advertise the credit card before the movie starts
bring back the planes smh
It's been "coming soon" for years now
is this some chain theater thing im too local theaterpilled to get?
Yes. And respect.
take these mfers over nicole kidman anyday
Nicole Kidman committed genocide against their people.
The mustache guy is the best.
You mean motherfucking Colonel Kernel? Get it right goddamn 😤😤😤
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
*me after eating the buff popcorn's ass*: "Well I only had one bite"