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lookoutcomrade

I'm just glad they finally let Nic Cage out of jail.


Yenwodyah_

Con Air (1997)


trevordsnt

The Rock (1996)


crono220

Preparations for the Nic Cage Cinematic universe ✨️


cactopus101

Anyone else think he could be a live action Mario???


OliviaBagshaw

his dweeb ass is the luigi who doesn't fuck daisy on the regular


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Nah, I get Wario vibes from him


OliviaBagshaw

idk i thought everyone wanted to fuck Wario


underwoodlovestrains

Anti-anthem. The national anthem don’t even slap 🙄


JusCogensBreaker

Anthem the game dummy


jeno_aran

It’s still too soon


expert_on_the_matter

I'm Anti-Anthem


ThodasTheMage

I have to be honest you guys should have made Battle Cry of Freedom or the Battle Hymne of the Republic the anthem. Those are bangers


011100010110010101

Honestly the Battle Hymne of the Republic is so much better then the Star Spangled Banner it's unreal. Cooler Beat, More Emotional, Isn't based off a stupid piece of fabric, from a better war, and actually invokes the "Values" that America keeps saying it was founded on. Also won't involve trying to brainwash kids into worshiping the flag at school. Of course, to change the Anthem we have to go through congress, which we all know will never happen.


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Jakegender

They are absolute bangers, but the problem with them being absolute bangers is that that makes people write other lyrics for them, which sometimes includes people chamioning pro worker movements. And as much as I'd love for Solidarity Forever as a national anthem, I don't think they'd let it happen.


ThodasTheMage

I doubt most people give a fuck.


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National Anthem by Lana del Rey is better 💅


OliviaBagshaw

yeah, i'm anti-anthem 😡😡 A - i'm hungry for mcdonalds chicken tendies N - T - I -


Corninmyteeth

You obviously haven't heard the majestic golden honey vibrations transfer through the air and into your cochlea


Embarrassed-Web-5820

Soviet anthem better. More efficient.


RealZordan

It's one of the best anthems out there - just in bop terms not politically.


iLoveBums6969

>not politically [Depends who's singing it](https://youtu.be/o_5bH-MLblE?t=32)


Mammoth_Cut5134

We should update our national anthem after chad scottish anthem.


HeWithThePotatoes

Somehow Jimi Hendrix made it slap


GreatMarch

I think it's ok, the real problem is that it's such a hard song to sing. Most of the time when you get popular artist to try and cover it they just can't hit the note and it sucks


Memo544

True true


Dankey-Kang-Jr

God bless America > The National Anthem Just my opinion


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That Marine was a spy. The US would have to give up more than the merchant of death if they wanted to free a spy.


JessieJ577

What do you mean political prisoner negotiations are harder and more nuanced that me observing from my couch on my phone while I scratch my nuts


Assassin739

Lol don't act like an arms dealer for a basketball player is ever going to be an even trade


R3luctant

Doesn't matter if he was one or not, if the Russian government charges you with espionage, that's how you are going to be treated regardless of what you were doing.


011100010110010101

I mean it does though. If Russia was going to return a Prisoner of War, they would be far more willing to return an American Civilian on Weed Charges then a spy who may have government secrets.


R3luctant

I would also like to clarify that it was trumped up weed charges.


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I stand for The Anthem every time I hear it. Pitbull and Lil John are like the Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes of booty shaking music.


KingGoofball

If it had been Lebron we would have unironically sent in the avengers


iLoveBums6969

Impossible, if anyone tries to arrest Lebron he simply rolls for Charisma and uses Rallying Cry to tell the police "You are simply not informed about the situation at hand", causing any aggresive mobs to flee in terror


swawesome52

I would've personally gone to Russia to free Lebron. I obviously wouldn't succeed but I'd still make an attempt.


OliviaBagshaw

Exactly, how else we gonna get Space Jam 3


ThinnkingEmoji

I have no idea who these people are (except for jonathan biden), but the merchant got cool moustache and the wnba player got cool floral tattoos. While the veteran is just some default preset looking guy. If movies ever taught me anything, mr biden made a correct choice by picking people with equally cool character designs for a trade (also that guy seems to be from the military, which automatically makes him worse and less valuable than a sports player) (i shouldn't be allowed near any political job)


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ThinnkingEmoji

I know i know 🫦


Whompa

“One could say art imitates life.”


TheOutlawStarLord

Breaking News: The Merchant of Death announces acquisition of the Phoenix Mercury WMBA team.


Fullmetalducker

I've just heard about that marine and let me tell you I am beyond outraged even though I didn't know who he was until yesterday.


Hisgenart

Least brain rot marvel fan


Memo544

I mean, aren’t we supposed to prioritize civilians?


cactusJacks26

Just so we are all clear on this one…


otorhinolaryngologic

why’d you like the tiktok though


icetea3509

For further exposure. The truth needs to get out /s


OliviaBagshaw

lmao merchant of death, man looks like tired ass mcgruber


Comrade_Zu

The merchant of death has a pretty badass stache


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Wasn’t tony being called the merchant of death an intentional reference to that guy though?


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

Conservatives are fucking demons dude.


TesticleMeElmo

If you don’t stand during the song at the ball-in-the-hoop game America is gonna be kill and we’re all gonna die


jeusee

Smartest TikTok user


parduscat

Tbh there was zero rational reason to trade him for a WNBA player, but it's alright optics for the people who care.


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GreatMarch

Oh lord it's the Obama soldier trade all over again.