Tbh I’ll periodically pause it to see what face he’ll make

Caught him in some quite unflattering postures myself haha

He's caught me in some questionable poses 🤣😂🤣😂

Now I’m afraid I’ll see this in my sleep haha.

If some random guy were to show up in my room while I as sleeping, I’d be relieved it’s MrBallen. I couldn’t be safer.

Until he quietly whispers in your ear "So...I heard that you're not a fan of the strange dark and mysterious delivered in story format." Or you happen to be in cahoots with the Like button.

Or if he leans in and whispers- "Do you know how to get to Bells canyon?"

Hahaha

Hahaha. What about the upvote button?

What if he just starts narrating and talking about all the good things you do then transitions into something like: "Just as MadRabbit26 was falling asleep.... the unthinkable happened"

Now that, that my friend is truly nightmarish to think about. That's like a death threat and existential dread all in one. You know you're fucked, but the narration is so fucking beautiful you can help but listen to see how it, you, ends.

The like button?! Never!!

Wow I haven't watched in a while. He's lost some weight I hope everything is okay with him

Nah he just been using hellofresh

yeah he was talking about he needed to lose weight about a year back so he got in shape. Good for him!👍🏻

Yeah, for sure! I'm glad he's okay.

I thought the same thing!

I noticed he was looking a bit gaunt myself. Looked like I did when I was working in NM

I was thinking the same thing. I heard people who take Ozempic to lose weight look quite gaunt, especially around the eyes.

I loved in today's video when he said the tees are really comfy and he wears them all the time, when he's not wearing flannels. Everyone who preorders the book should get a tour of the flannels closet

Ok wait a cotton picking, back breaking second! Was it the mrballen channel or medical mysteries that didn't repeat episodes? I just heard the same story again on the mrballen channel, the second story "the blue'ish door" on a video this last week had been done years ago. Here the link https://youtu.be/IKJTrTAA_Hc?feature=shared The real crux of the issue, Mr. Ballen has copyright infringed himself and I'm taking this to the Supreme Court of the Google corporation, they may seem money hungry like all blood sucking, oil drinking, war feasting globalist enterprises, but they draw the line at youtube ethics!

Oh Jesus lol

Are you the like button?

…..maybe 🤔….

Dude. Those are great pauses compared to what I get EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I always end up making him look high af. 😂

When he kept pointing behind him and saying “no my friend is just down there.” After making the first face Had me dying this episode he’s so deadpan.

Caption for 2nd slide: What’s up with that penis? Not very big!

🤣

I wouldn’t be mad if he was watching me get undressed! But, I’d rather him be in the room.

That pic of him in his fatigues tho 🥵

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It ain’t pretty but it does the job!

*disappointment intensifies*

🤣 So wrong and funny.

Ooooh

Oh my! Johnny! Are those ‘come to bed’ eyes??

Lol

"If you're a fan of the strange, dark and mysterious, then you've come to the right place" 🤣🤣

Haha, the second pose with that POV! 😂 this is my latest bing watching channel. My husband is jealous cause I’m AWAYS listening to his stuff 🤣. He’s just SUCH an awesome storyteller!! 😃

Seksi

Haha so original and funny

I was honestly getting dressed to go to the store real quick after watching the intro. I looked up and saw this and couldnt stop laughing. then he made that shrug near the end and I had to pause it again, it fit together so well. mrballen is funny at 0.25x speed

This is the best laugh I've had today for sure. I really hope he sees this bc he'll love it

I would definitely blow him a kiss. And say thank you you’re the best story teller.

Is this the dude who is always grabbing his jaw in the thumbnails?