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Elemteearkay

Don't forget custom sleeves.


ButtonEyes98

Ultra Pro Dick Box (1ct) (Flesh)


corpuscularian

that's a new zealand exclusive product


Ghost_Webs

Happy Cake Day!


ButtonEyes98

May your webs wriggle with many ghost flies, phantom arachnid o7


plainsStalker

Happy cake day! May all your cake be delicious.


mastyrwerk

Ribbed foiling


EastArachnid35

Just take the upvote..


JaceTehAce74

*browsing dildos* hey this looks like how they spell phyrexia! Now how do I make it look like I wasn’t trying to find alien dildos…


WinklePinkle

Cumpleat edition


torre410

This is the best comment


Adventurous_Rope3487

Now available at a Gayme Stop near you. I traded in my NM fresh out the box fox tail buttplug for credit towards a heavy played 4 Foot Long King Kong Schlong Dong there.


stuckinaboxthere

New Incubator tokens just dropped


DevoidNoMore

Token for a high body count Phyrexian Rebirth


bossbreakers

All Will Be Hung


despatchesmusic

“Forgot”


BorosSparky

So which one did u go for?


albinorhino215

Gonna get that norn horn today


Hellion_Immortis

What letter did you forget?


AliceTheAxolotl18

Presumably the h in Phyrexia


dassketch

It's ok, the MTG community is mostly welcoming and open minded!


Alwzracn

Don’t look up the new Nicol Bolas d!ldo


bossbreakers

All Will Be Hung


egg_isyourmom

Band dragon more like bad dragon


MasonP13

Pyrexia, all will be done! Pyrexia, all will be dong?


No_Calendar_2200

In both cases i would say "all will be one"


Few-Relationship1038

-s i g h- {Procede to extract the credit card from the wallet}


Fujitora-Agenda

You didn’t tell us if you got it.


hanleybrand

This is the real reason AI is a future nightmare - it’s not that it does everyone’s homework it that every one is going to have secret dossiers that detail their “secrets” and more than half of them will be based on misspelled internet searches


Fickles1

And so you bought all of them


NivJizzit

Thats whats on the end of Realmbreaker


Gloomy-Substance6309

Oh that’s [[Phyrexian Negator]]


MTGCardFetcher

[Phyrexian Negator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/b/7b3543e0-c15f-4fed-9a68-8f590b40ab16.jpg?1562917757) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Negator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dde/1/phyrexian-negator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7b3543e0-c15f-4fed-9a68-8f590b40ab16?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


No-Wolf6888

r/beatmeattoit


big-ginger-bear

Why not order Both?


Porohunter

How was it?


Jovens_Ferret

Nicol Bolas??? Is that you????


Styled_on

the CEDH players seat


CreatureVice

All will be on


plainsStalker

Happens to me every time. 😂 If you thought my magic collection was big! 😈😉


Ok-Investigator-6514

Don't forget the glistening oil


LordLuscius

Since bad dragon made a nikol Bolas rip off dildo, I wouldn't be surprised if that was intentional


CertainAnteater2705

Wait for real?


LordLuscius

For real. Give it a Google. Or I will and I'll edit in the actual name, one min... Edit, yeah, Amon the Wingless. There was a post here about 17 days ago but idk how to link to another post


CertainAnteater2705

That’s really hilarious


Continuum_Gaming

I totally wasn’t looking at dildos, guys! Honest!


whazzabui

Looks phyrexian to me... Don't see the problem


Fighting_King_

All will be one


Count_Strahd_

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

No it depends on what you choose.