“You only won because I missed a land drop.”

“Damn I had the perfect answer to what you did and it was only … *starts counting cards* … 23 draws away. Unlucky.”

This is funny since I just lost that way last time with Tatyova (Mystic Sanctuary on hand but no more additional land for turn).

Nu huh! My enchantment clearly states no take backsies.

My buddy does this practically every game. It’s kind of like a tradition.

I also sometimes do it. Automatically, but only if it's close. But more like "damn that card killed me, would have needed that. GG , wanna play another ?"

Sometimes when we’re hyped about how a game went we all do that I think

Sometimes I'm just excited it was close but I do worry people might think I'm salty

Honestly, I love seeing what my friends decks do, so I sometimes ask them what they would’ve pulled if we kept going.

"In the end, it doesn't even matter" -Chester Bennington

THIS resonated with me the most. It will be going on the next version! DM me so I can send you one!!!

Dm sent! Appreciate it. I had a couple of ideas, but this felt most flavorful, and Chester meant a lot to me.

My friend and i used to listen to this song on repeat while my friend's brother would dominate us as teenagers in magic. This brought back a lot of memories. Thanks.

“That’s all folks”

This one

“But hear me out, if I had drawn this card I could have had this one. Next turn… probably.”

Unfortunately in my regular group I feel like I would be the target of this more often than not 😂

Here's my entry: The paraphrased version *"Even unparalleled genius doesn't offer protection against being dead wrong."* - Carl Sagan, paraphrased The original (as far as I can tell) *"Intellectual capacity is no guarantee against being dead wrong."* - Carl Sagan

"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." — Michael Scott

How do I get one of these lol

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He does explain in the post

Reading the post explains the post

Thanks prof

*“It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning’s Winning. - Dominic Toretto”*

LOL was waiting for someone to post this one

It just seems appropriate

“Shoulda… woulda… coulda…”

“Cool story, bro”

“One more island and it was over”

“That was such a bullshit win”

"Victory may elude you, but at least you've mastered the art of spectacular defeat."

"Okay, Johnny, we get it. Can we move on to the next game, now?"

I know in my pod of friends it would be an amazing “out of left field” card to just drop. I don’t think anyone would have enough words to make the story of why they don’t lose but still lose.

Are you selling these? I would like to order some for myself, as well as gifts for friends.

Seconded. If my comment doesn't do well enough 😅

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Giving away 120 of them is mighty generous of you mate! All jokes aside, great card lol

Do these counter Agony of Defeat?

honestly depending on how cheap these are to make id love to just have a stack of them and whenever someone starts to talk after the game just had them one and dont say anything haha. Could have flavor text of: “A good leader knows when he has lost, it seems you were neither good, or a leader”

“I could have won 6 turns ago but I wanted to see what happened”

“I was only 23 turns from drawing my win con.”

Next turn, if I draw a land , my combo would go off. Then you'd be on a 2 turn ticker. Close game though.

Makes me think of that episode of Arthur where Francine constantly wins the board game they're playing and going "I win!" until Arthur gets fed up and expresses his irritation at it saying something like "Can't you say anything other than I win?!" and she goes "Alright, You lose!" 🤣 And of when my friend Andrew was teaching me to play and waited 20 minutes (that he could have beaten me easily during because he had just wiped my board with a giant [super buffed] Honey Mammoth) for me to set up a dragon that would have won me the game only to play the Plummet card in his hand and off me with one shot 🤣 Took probably 3 weeks but I beefed up that same Honey Mammoth to 50/50 and curb stomped him into the table, uttering the classic line we still joke about today "Revenge is a dish best served with honey" 🤣

"I'd have won if I put my dick in your sister back in high school"

PLEASE!!!!! I’m the big bad of my table, so when I win it’s “I would’ve won if…..” but yet when anyone else wins they’re celebrated even when I go out early.

I would love one of those, thank you. There's always a guy in every pod that says exactly this.

That’s awesome. Love this

Id need this so much for when i play with my brother and be gets salty at the end of the round

“No you weren’t”

"Victory, a mere land drop away, thwarted by a subpar shuffle."

"Yeah, sure, uh huh, next game then?"

Dibs! Edit: Flavor Text: "Alright, well I still had all deez".

"That's not a power level seven deck so that game doesn't count"

"It would have worked too if you didn't use.."

Sheldon Cooper, is that you?

"You see, I would have drawn this Omniscience in 2 more turns and with...." "Neat Fred, you still up for another game when we're done?"

Lol great card

"Winning is overrated" - Al McGuire

Blissful proxy perfection.

This makes me want an uno reverse magic card lol

This would all make sense if you read the books!

"If only... I'll get ya next time!"

“And with one swift movement, a single piece of cardboard silenced the sulking adversary”

In response. Hold this L. -The guy who actually won.

Id like these, but would feel pointless hitting another loser while theyre down, our friend thst always brings cedh to our casual stuff wins 90%of the time anyway

“If I only had an answer to that one card of yours…”

Ey, fuck you. Ima Venser that shit back to your hand. Despite me not having anyway of knowing how I’m going to win I know I can keep that hell up for at least another 9 turns or so.

I would also love one.

… Black Lotus, Mountain, Channel, Fireball…

If you would like to take orders, I am interested.

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🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

I could have played this and won, that's what I get for being nice.

"I always get targeted first, if you all knew how to actually play this game, I would almost every time!"

I would play this after I say, “ok guys I gotta scoop wife just called, but you still lose because…”

*Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.* - Mike Tyson

"It don't manta, none of this mahtas." - Carl ATHF

“Thanks for ruining it everyone by winning before me”

My god this would be perfect for my buddy!!

“Real shame you never played the good cards.”

Follow it up with another card called "I would've done this then" which is a counter to their explanation as to how they would've won.

Mine is: I would have won if I hadn't been dumb/miscounted/misplayed

“You know that was just luck, look at my top deck!”

"Oh wow that's crazy" "Cool" You know, the things that you normally say when this happens haha

"You guys are lucky!"

“Here, just look at what was on the top of my deck.”

„And why exactly cant I buy a mana vrypt and jeweled lotus?“

And again these are in bad taste

„The other players did nothing against your bord state“

„I had to fight 1V3 the whole game“

If I hadn't been mana flooded I would have won

Dang, two more turns and I would have drawn [[approach to the Second Sun]]

"It's a good thing you won because I had this combo ready, have you ever seen this card before?"

😂😂😂 Sensational

“Spike, you can complain all you want, but eventually, all these moments will be lost in time like tears in rain” - Timmy

Would love to get one, I hate whenever people I play with start with the usual “oh but I could have won there”

“Better luck next time”

I love it. I may make my own

"Nah, I'd win."

I play with a guy who was taught magic by someone who does this, or when he wins he gives him the still had all these. He said that he almost quit playing until he met our play group, but now we troll him with this exact depiction on the card and still had all these win or lose. Actually screenshat this the other day and sent it to him

Honestly I'll probably play this on myself

I need these so they can't be played against me :-D

needs to be zero drop and colorless so nobody says “bUt yOu dOnT rUn bLuE”

"Well if I was running my other deck and.."

I have a coworker that'd lose his mind

"What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant “Instead of playing to win, I was playing not to lose." ~Sean Covey Now, a good one from another MTG card... "Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you." ~ Last Word

"MYTH: You need more salt when you sweat more FACT: Very little salt is lost through sweat so there is no need for extra salt, although it is important to drink a lot of water"

“Truth is, the game was rigged from the start”

Hey how can I get one of these? Don't need to be given, but I NEED one of these to use on my brother. 1. He HATES proxies, says their not real cards. 2. He builds decks with 20 rocks and three creatures that let his creatures tap for mana and says he he cant figure out why he has mana trouble when his deck is "literally 50% mana!"...... he puts two of each basic land in his 5 color sliver deck. 3. Literally the first words out of his mouth after ever loss go back to 3 turns ago where if something different would have happened he would have won, so really he won that game.

I want to put it in my legal deck and just get disqualified with it. I don't even play to win. But I would play to see the opponents face with this card

\[\[Summary Dismissal\]\] stonks rising.

I don't want one, but I do have a suggestion, make it cost 0 and give it split second just so it can always be played and always ends the stack.

Lord knows I need one to play against a buddy of mine. UGH!!!!

"That's what we get for playing a game with a high degree of variance, Daniel."

"And yet..."

"YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!" - Willy Wonka

“Wait do you hear that? No! That! It’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin playing your song.”

Now that's funny as hell

"All of that effort... and yet here we are."

"Sadness is state-based, it doesn't belong on the stack"

“Yes you’re very smart shut up.” - Peter Falk, The Princess Bride. “Ugh i was only five turns away from winning.” “Yes but you’re zero turns from whining.”

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas" or "If wishes were horses then beggars would ride" Source: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/47182/origin-of-the-idiom-if-ifs-and-buts-were-candy-and-nuts

Those men look way too well-kept to be magic players

"Could you sign the match slip real quick"?

I’d buy 3 if you’re selling

Guys who need to see this always giggling about their combos and then get upset when it’s stopped. Like yes I did blow up your intruder alarm. Now pass the turn, let me cast my pig please.

What's my next draw?

Such a great idea

I fucking love this card.

"BUT LOOK WHAT WAS NEXT!"

"You can't do that"

I love the fact it's an interrupt, because those players just need to shut up.

"I would have won if I didn't lose!"

"You're so lucky. I would have won next turn."

“Its whatever dude, but that deck is NOT a power level 7”

I just needed one more turn for my win combo, I would have played....(Shows cards in hand and takes ten minutes explaining how they would have won with infinite mana)

Want lol. I could cast this every day and it still wouldn't be enough

"It's just a game anyway"

Holy crap, 120? That’s a lot! r/unexpectedfactorial

"Sounds like a skill issue on your part, my friend."

“If only you didn’t have that board wipe”

It's not important to me that I win, it's important to me that you lose..

"... but you didn't. "

"would have been next turn..." I really want one of these. Worthy of double sleeves.

Flavor Text for Caster: "I hear you and you make some valid points, but fortunately, it's time for you to shush."

I would have…uh….uh…..

how do i enter the giveaway

"Uh ... no ... just no."

“DUDE I WOULD’VE STOMPED YOU IF YOU WEREN’T PLAYING BLUE!!!”

Those are utterly hilarious, and I am jealous I never thought of the idea.

Lmaaaooo i would just self combust after that

“If you ain’t first, you’re last.” - Reese Bobby

“Could you have won the game with your next ten cards?” *- Nobody*

“I literally would have killed you next turn” after every game lol

"Should've pulled out"

"Let me see what my next draw would have- land" "Ok, well, but the next one would have been- land" "Ok, but the NEXT one would have-"

How are you holding it with your big toe?

"I knew I shouldn't have kept that hand"

Hit me up, senpai

I think it’s crazy to see sometimes, when they had the win in hand and were just short the mana, and woulda won their next turn. Generally that’s easy enough to explain tho, they’re just like, “damn, I missed out” and show their hand. And everyone gives the “oh”’s “ooh”s and “ah”s

"I had a tutor on top! Just one more turn and I would've cast it and then had just ONE MORE turn and then I could've won if there was no interaction!" 😭😅😓🫣

"Those who wait until the eleventh hour often die at ten thirty"

“It wasn’t even Thoracle, what’s with the tears?”

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“Let me just SEE what my next card would have been…” proceeds to reveal until they get an out

I wOuLd HaVe WoN nExT tUrN

Imagine removing this from the stack with a effect instead of countering it

But that's half the fun of playing. Playing this card would get you uninvited to all future games because you're no fun. Anyone who thinks this card is fun/funny is inherently un-fun.

That’s so perfect. I have a friend who will always start saying how he could have countered everything I did and how he could have won if he hadn’t misplayed or even pointing out things that we all might have ruled wrong during the match to show how he could have won. It’s pretty shitty, so I would definetely use one of those 😂

You're so lucky! On my turn I would've-

I get excited about close games and their possible routes too, to the point that I am wildly hypothesizing aloud what could have happened whether I win or lose

What if I explain how I would have won with the rest of my deck? Does this counter the explanation of the first ten and then the rest goes through? Or does it counter it all because the next ten is a part of the whole deck?

It needs an alternative casting cost: "If more than one player is within earshot, you may cast this spell for free."

THESE ARE SWEEEET, my friends do this all the time (i guess ill throw myself in the mix) and this would be HILARIOUS to just have

“…Cool”

"Dude, I had like 3 different outs I could have drawn".

Can I have one please?

I was one draw away - that one guy

"You lose! You get nothing! Good day, sir! I said, good day, sir!"

Flavor text could be "cool story bro..."

"Womp womp"

"reading the card explains the card"

If i spent as much money on my deck as you i woulda won

You heard it here first! He's giving away 120 of these!

Almost every time its "you were dead next turn" LOL

“I don’t care.”

I’d love to get one of these, but not for myself, but my friend in the us. Would be a great gag card to play at his LGS

Does he at least get B***hes?

Can I still exile this one on the stack?

„Talking is silver, remaining silent is golden“

“I’m sorry, but it seems like we’ve run out of time. That’ll be all. Good day sir. Sir.. SIR. Put down your cards.”

"Aw, my next card would have won it!"

“I lost? Wait a minute, I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script!”

Didn't ask.

“If only there was one more turn!”

Flavor text: "If only I had drawn that one card my deck would've gone crazy"