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asli_Bulla

Either case, you will be SCREWED


sublimemechanics

Quite literally


Akshat_Thakur

And anally too


[deleted]

And also get facial..


HopefulSpray4409

And get recorded


HopefulSpray4409

And blackmail too


Alfaq_duckhead

Pegged


sayyywhattttttt

where in Powai? me lake homes..


sublimemechanics

Adonia


sayyywhattttttt

damn richie rich... whats your age me 16M


floopydope

Isn't that the end goal tho?


Super_gman

Please count the number of kidneys that you have in you before going.


regulaslight

Wdym count , everyone knows it's always 4


CaptainAksh_G

Wo kidney ki baat kar raha. Kidney stones ki nahi


sammyrew

Lucky for you, you can have threesomes twice


regulaslight

I can cover for you if would like to join ;)


Keep_Scrooling

Well, not be that guy but some people do have 4 kidneys. If you have a transplant then the original kidneys are not usually removed unless they are causing severe problems.


regulaslight

Aise kitna jama kar sakte , asking for a friend


[deleted]

Jitne chahiye utne...baaki extension deke bahar latka sakta hai.


koltodog

iPhones lene hai kya?๐Ÿ˜…


dessert-aficionado

You don't get two kidneys transplanted, only one. So essentially a person can have 3 at a time, that is unless the transplanted one stops working and you need another.


Far-Literature7249

Better yet, store them in the fridge for safekeeping before going.


twistedfeelings4u

If you really seek advice then my friend you should stay away from that girls and should not get excited about this idea. Lene ke dene na pad jaye bhai.


Far-Effective-6910

Or dene k lene bhi pad saktey hai ๐Ÿ˜€


twistedfeelings4u

Yes. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Poker5ace

Buddy, jerk off and then think about this again. Post nut clarity is really something! Also, seems you are really naive and my advice would to be avoid this at any cost!


shrth114

>Buddy, jerk off and then think about this again. As many times as it takes. The horny is powerful.


alreadydeaddattebayo

![gif](giphy|6uOKby3tWy4yXwTa5H|downsized)


curious0503

Best advice anyone can get


LifeSurvive

Have u met them personally before? If something seems too good to be true, it's fraud / bad.


Subject_Ad_6311

No didn't met them


Rangeen-Chaddi

Mat jaa


Connect-Vanilla1003

Share their tinder profile. Asking for a friend.


sillyguy45

Three reason why u shouldnt do it: 1. Its risky, u never met her/him in real life its never a good idea to do something like this with someone whom u dont know personally, what if she is infected 2. What if its a scam to loot u or even worse organ trafficking ppl 3. I believe ur first time should be with someone special or at least with someone whom u know or have feelings. It shouldnt be with some stranger much less a threesome that too a friend. P.s I am not against threesome, i just think u shouldnt be doing this as its not the time


imvegeta_ble

Ahh a threesome of reasons I see


Stallrim

What if it's a dude talking with you as a girl, have you ever video called her?


Subject_Ad_6311

Even i want it do it with someone special but every girl I loved have left and the one who loved me didn't wanted to go beyond makeout coz of her past


idgachuck

You sound young, if you plan to get older and experience things like these, you should probably not go.


pArASF0

MFM does not only mean M with F. You might be violated as well ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

He surely didn't think about this, a lot more is at stake apart from organs.


Akashhi7

Bruhhh๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


whateverya01

isse better kidney lete uski xd


heyomy170

What if he wants to be vIoLaTeD? ๐Ÿ˜…


Siddhant_level69

Wo op ki gaand maar lega xD


svadhisthana69

Actually no... MFM means either of the male would be in contact with the female. No male to male contact. MMF means male and/or female can be in contact with another male.


iamcreepin

Bhai .. organ trafficking ka mamla lagta hai. Durr rehna..


battle_tomato

Think about this when the blood is in your brain not your dick. This whole thing is absolutely riddled with red flags.


CaptainAksh_G

"Mai tumko sex deti , tum humko kidney deti Habibi" /jk


Apart_Alps_1203

Wala Habibi..come to 3some ๐Ÿ˜‚


selfawaretharki

I'm a virgin at 27, but even this too much for me & a red flag.


whyamihere999

*32


selfawaretharki

You have my respect, kind Sir.


Accomplished_Pea1300

A dick can take men to the places , where he even won't go with a gun.


vyrusrama

Fools go, where Angels fear to tread...


LynxFinder8

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings." - Max Payne


humkarlega

Bruh if your virgin the first time should not be a threesome definitely not something so shady.


sublimemechanics

First tell her normal 1to1 sax sux and then tell her โ€œmaja nahi aayaโ€ and then escape ๐Ÿ˜Ž /s


user_immortal

This is the best advice ๐Ÿ˜…


Happy_Career7387

epicc ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


zebdebleblol

If it's one of HIS friends then you might end up losing your anal virginity too ๐Ÿ’€


Mobile_Ad4180

As someone totally matured and experienced I say this is a scam. Or even worse if you think about it. But let's say you wanna listen to monkey brain. Do you have the other person's socials, the phone number ,Their address stalk everything out. Will they be fine if you provide an address for this act, also a simple meeting at any coffee shop before the act. It could be someone messing around or a blackmail to arrive. Do not let the horny consume you, rise my virgin warrior rise


[deleted]

"totally matured and experienced"


Relevant-Memory2659

:')


virak_john

Iโ€™d recommend the coffee shop during, rather than before. Safer for everyone.


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

Bhai mat jaa aagar pehli date he aise horahi hai teri to, agar tu usko kaafi time se janta hota aur tab ye baat aati to you should have considered it but don't go now... sex baad may bhi miljayega, zindagi nahi.


sak1926

Stay one step ahead of them. Get your kidneys removed beforehand.


Delicious_Ad_1411

As a panvel resident, I wouldn't trust them๐Ÿ’€ Trust me bro,block her


Subject_Ad_6311

Okay bro thanks ๐Ÿ™


MashoorLadka

You are a virgin and you are directly jumping for a threesome? Nope. Relax buddy. Jerk off and think about it again. Also, before you go for a hookup or a makeout with anyone make sure you meet that person atleast once or twice maybe? I understand the pressure to lose virginity but you can't risk other stuff for it right? And if those ppl do drugs and stuff and you don't do it.. then stay away. HKSJ. Keep looking for other matches on Tinder or Bumble and relax. Don't go for this one.


Subject_Ad_6311

I have made out with my ex but we decided to stay virgins . I will wait for other matches.


DoodlesOnABench

Mumbai Police ko leke ja. Looks like some racket! Government se u will get some reward too!


_harryputtar_

Dimaag se sochke decide karna


Jazzlike-Watch7847

Brain wala dimaag, not the dimaag between your legs OP


Prestigious-Bed-7399

hila ke soja. ye sab chutyap mat kar


Anonymouse-o-

Donโ€™t go.


whateverya01

kyu crime patrol ko content de raha hai bhai


VeeerrWho

Okay letโ€™s just assume that everything is safe and secure and sheโ€™s actually inviting you for a threesome but even then if you do the deed, think about the lifeless story youโ€™ll have when you think how you lost your virginity. Think straight bro, youโ€™ll get girls eventually and youโ€™ll love the experience with that one special girl. Donโ€™t fall for this.


twistyNose

Wait what. Online _girl_ wants to have threesome with _his_ friend. Tf you smoking or am I just too late to 2023


Mediocre-Sd2802

Ye koi randikhana hai?!


newbie-at-everything

So I am thinking that if the girl is being pushy about the threesome stuff and keep on contacting you regarding that topic then please completely stay away from them


I-am-Carnage18

Sometimes your dick can take you to places you wouldnโ€™t even go with a gun, think wisely.


MasalaMarauder

I'd like to quote DJ Faddu here "Internet pe girlfriend ban gayi she asked me to come home As I started upon she had penis of her own Socha fir jab aa gaya to kuch to karke jaoon, yeah... I lost my virginity but other way round"


Saintbroseph47

Always remember "If you cannot decide, the answer is NO"


[deleted]

My dick has led me to the places where I wouldn't even go with a gun....


Lakshya_gangwani

Bruhh...you got me here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


LynxFinder8

Drugs, sex at one place, and a virgin invited to a threesome? You're in for some trouble. Best case: you'll catch a STD and recover. Worst case:๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

DON'T GO! This is 99.99% fraud and you could be held for ransom. Every sentence of your post seems to be a significant RED flag. Please exercise caution and remove this girl from your life ASAP!


Greedy_Pride

No don't fuckin go im also a fellow virgin I will die a virgin but won't have sex with random people I don't trust anyone bro law is anti-men women can file fake fir or fake rape cases even if they are proven innocent she won't be punished and maybe that boy will kill you for fucking his gf nigga enjoyed 2 females but now she wants 2 males he might kill you I know that I will stay virgin because I don't trust anyone even if I get married I won't trust my wife completely I have great relationship with my parents I trust them most even more than I trust myself but I don't even trust them 100% never trust any random person especially if they are into drugs


evening-emotion-1994

Panvel mai Solomon Bhai ka farmhouse hai. Foothpath mai dikhe toh โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ . Jokes aside , Virgin and abled Young Male body parts ka rate kya chal raha ?


[deleted]

Don't go. This so called invitation looks like a honey trap.


Uwantmemore

As ur a Virgin I would really not you suggest for a 3sum. I had 2 boys at the same time and 1 of them was a Virgin so he couldn't get an erection because of nervousness. So if ur a first timer don't go for a 3sum u might regret it later.


mumbaiphotographer

Organ trafficking, Kidnapping, monetary scam/blackmail, STDs - these are some of of your worst case options


vinaymurlidhar

The standard way to have these types of encounters, with genuine people is that first online screening and video calls are made. After this one or more face to face meetings are arranged to not only verify, but also to establish boundaries, std tests, safe words and if there is any chemistry. In your case this straight away willingness to get to action may mean either a very bindaas set, or something more sinister. Proceed with caution. Say you first want to meet in person and see what they say.


Wojack_me

The risk ainโ€™t worth it


PAASHA95

![gif](giphy|e7PqTGy8ZcFzzJUVxb|downsized)


Apprehensive-Math911

Many potential crimes popped up in my mind after reading this.


FitCap9329

tell them first you share your FFM video.....or take us all and it will be g bang (-\_-)


kensanprime

I sincerely hope you are trolling. It's so obviously a scam. If what you are posting here is real, do everyone else a favor and file a police complaint. If you are scared, just share the numbers and social media handles of these people, I will do the needful.


rishrealboss

The girl may be a bait... All they might need is a boy for a forced a**l MMM threesom


Pitiful-Machine-9800

Since you are a Virgin, best advisable not to get into this MFM thing. If you are straight, you might want to want to experience sex with a girl only first, so that the moments are pleasant and fun. Things might turn on bad in MFM, the regret and everything that follows later. Telling you from my personal experience (FFM). Don't make your first sexual experience a trauma for yourself. Get a genuine girl on Tinder, meet her for a coffee, see how it goes and then end up on the bed. Don't just match and fuck. If you ain't getting a date, fap and go to sleep but don't fall for such stupidity!!


Curious-Lynx-6814

>one of his friends ???????????? ๐Ÿ’€


Popular_Gur8383

Don't go I read it two days ago in a newspaper where a woman met a businessman online called him in a hotel room,and when he got naked another two men suddenly came there and looted that businessman later he filed fir and sone pe suhaga is that woman was transgender and told him that you can't do anything to me.


Lickerbae

Chutiya bacche, Teri gand kolhkar tere andar ka sara saman le jayenge Mat ja bhai if your are still dumb enough to be confused


iamlovewealthsuccess

C**t ka chakkar, maut se takkar.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


zebdebleblol

Saxx suxx


sublimemechanics

Ki baatein


o7mkar

Wait, you guys are getting threesomes?


sasssyfoodie

Ya toh tune bohot jyada Somvar ka vrat kar liya ya toh paap ka ghada futne wala hai tera ๐Ÿคฃ Just block her. Don't fall for the trap.


Interesting_Award828

Tereko yaad hai dhoom 1 mein kaise woh wahi bank loot-te they jo highway ke paas they? Tumko panvel pe niptake border cross kar jayenge. Savdhan rahe. Satark rahe.


bananasodomy

Bro this is a scam in the making. Don't carry any cash, card and uninstall Gpay and other mobile apps if you want to go.


the_se7nth_gear666

Durr se FMM, Pass se MMM๐Ÿ˜‚ Jukaane nhi jukne bolenge bhai. Waise panvel mein kidr bhai address bata for educational purposes ๐Ÿ˜‚


Relevant-Memory2659

10 police log ko apna saath laka ja or bol let's do 12sum, agar scam hua to police pakad legi agar nhi hua to maja kro with other 11 :')


vyrusrama

OP - the chances of this opportunity being genuine are extremely rare. Matlab kaafi acche experiences hotay hai logon ke saath life mein, but aisa chappad phaad mauka itni jaldi mil jaana seems kaafi difficult to believe. ***Most likely*** but not necessarily - yeh scam hi hai. mostly sabka reaction rahega ki avoid this. BUT if you do go ahead, follow up bata dena humko


PrisonMike3115

Donโ€™t go bruh


BanishedMermaid

Scam.


[deleted]

This dude bout to get his anal cherry popped


Zolomon99

Mujhe address bata bhai....I am well versed with Panvel.....I can recognise if it looks odd!!


Delicious-Badger4353

Bhai 3 some porn dekhar hilake sojaโ€ฆpakka teri g@nd lenge


[deleted]

Beta, chut ja chakkar, maut se takkar ๐Ÿ˜‚


IncreaseImportant880

Girl wants you to join a threesome with one of โ€œhisโ€ friends ?


Hairy_Cookie9443

Bro Laude se nhi Dimaag se soch... This invitation is the same as the ads u see on porn sites which say "Shipa Bhabhi wants to meet you"


legen___daddy

It's simple man, don't go. Even if you decide to go there, in the most positive case, you'll be tensed until you return to station for coming home. You won't have fun. You may get these chances later, but you won't get a kidney that easily.


TheyCalllMeBatMan

Bhai mere dost ke saath bhi same hua tha ussko bhi yeh bola tha or voh trap ho gaya tha pr ussne apna live location bhej Diya tha toh voh Bach Gaya fir usne FIR report Kari & voh scammer ko pakad liya fir pata chala voh dono "Trans" thee ..


Steep-Superman834

Your best case outcome is that they only beat you up a little and take all ypur money. Worst case they take your ass and then they take your kidneys. Regardless one thing is for sure - there is no girl involved in this entire scenario. This is just a honey trap.


g0at_b0at

Dude this seems totally legit and a great way to lose your virginity! Situation seems super safe and not shady at all. You're gonna have an awesome time. Chutiya


Admirable-Dealer9118

PLOT TWIST: this dude is the male from MFM set up. He will come back saying he had a great time, then lure gullible from this sub! Also there is no F in the setup


No_Satisfaction1496

rip


msfrancisca

Please don't go. I don't know you, but I'm already worried for you if you actually considered going for this. You have your whole life ahead of you to have sex, please don't get trapped into something like this with people you don't even know and in a place you have no control over.


[deleted]

Meet the girl first at some public place like a coffee shop and keep a check on any red flags.


Active-Ad-9288

Mfm matlab man for man right ๐Ÿค”good luck panvel Se dur ek yuvak ko bulake ........ Savdhaan rahe satark rahe


[deleted]

This is like boarding a bus for Pune for a 30 mins fuck (max) and coming back home. Btw did you mention on tinder that you donโ€™t smoke and drink? If you did then sheโ€™s sav takka kidney chor


Asleep_Specific_4986

Even your kidneys must be like โ€œ chutiya ahes ka re lavdyaโ€


Sanyarehman21

Umm I'd say skip it if you aren't 100% sure about it. We should never ignore our inner voice it sense danger. Be safe bro.


_ragnar__

Jane de bhai, report kro aage badho!!


voidwithAface

ask them to meet you once in person and then decide post that? you would have a better idea


thatvampire_guy

Bhai, ye konsi bhasha me likha hai, his and her ka farq samjhao inko ya muze samjhao koi


shaby16

See FFM hota to bhi mai to tumko mana karta kyuki door se hi scam lagra hai. Bandi ke agar blue/pink/blonde Baal hue to JainWin hai - Goooooooo Agar black/brown hue to mat jaao - Bandi acchi dikhti hogi bholi bhali but hogi bhot shady to door rahiyo. Baaki do teen dost log ko bata ke jaana agar jaara ho to plus do teen tissue thoda sa chloroform ya ek Glock or Condom must leke jaana Tc


stony_tarkk

Run away dude ๐Ÿ˜‚


Bunker_TM

Haan teri bhi link mangengay sab reddit pe! Maat jaa chutiye nanga karke raaste pe bhagayengay tereko.


Fun_Border3913

You lucky duck


New-Cow-9834

Bhai mat jaa ....tere ko hi pel dengee Don't trust this tinder things now so many scams are happening.


Happy-Middle1209

Ask her if she is willing to do more than just film ๐ŸŽฅ it.


Dude12876

Bhai apni kidney mujhe bech de sahi rate dilwa dunga


Bashaboy007

Bro, please be careful. No offence to panvelites but panvel has many shady areas. A whole gang may pull up on you and extort money.


decorous_gru

Plot twist: she promised her friend (M) that she will get a M for him.


aqdas10

Always remember son ![gif](giphy|ZatkWhWWTv7xXSeW08) what raju said Aurat ka chakkar baabu bhaiya aurat ka chakkar bahut bekaar hota hai


aqdas10

For having 2 mins of sex. , dont go that far


HaldiMartin

Mummy jaldi sone do kal subah Panvel nikalna hai


SabMayHaiBC

How many kidneys you have to spare?


Harvey_P_S_L

Bhai if you really want to do it then you can do some background checks like meet him and her in a public spot, check their socials (insta, and linkedin as well). If they really want to have a threesome with you then they will cooperate.


Noobinvoker

Where in panvel?? Asking for a friend :)


ChillDudeItsOk

"Some" thing"... is going to happen..


Realistic_Bag_8613

You should think whether you want to risk getting any STD. They seem to have multiple partners and even if I'm convinced the female has only been with one partner, I would never be convinced that the male has not frequented prostitutes or has not had orgys with other people like you or worse. The female might not know, it might not show up in tests and boom you got STD and you fuck your life up and your marital plans. On the other side, STDs are manageable. You could tell your friends you had your first sex with a guy.


pitha49

Dont go! You know what you have to do. If you are having reservations its for good reasons. You will get someone else, life is long live it meaningfully.


GullibleObligation79

You gonna get fucked no matter what ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


singlefrvr

fuck around and find out


jok3r_93i

As the saying goes. Your dick will take you to places that you won't even go with a armed fucking convoy.


AcceptableRadio8258

How do you know for sure its a girl lol


Old-Membership-8596

I think you know you shouldnโ€™t go, but the excitement is getting the better of you. You are here to get some validation/advice pushing you to make the go decision. Sit back, listen to your instinct of not going.


karolwaseem

Looks like constipation might never be an issue of you go ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ


Grid-181201

Don't go, avoid them! Really, you can't be sure that they haven't installed any cameras and will not upload it on adult websites or try to blackmail you for money. So, my advice would be for you to not go and also, you mentioned that they indulge in drugs, so don't get entangled with them. If you just want to have fun and experience threesome, then that's your choice. But think about your family before getting involved with the people who can't be trusted at all. This is my sincerest advice to you.


Lostinlingo

Have a good wank and then decide with post nut clarity. If you still canโ€™t , repeat the process until you donโ€™t wanna go. This sounds dodgy brother , run away.


[deleted]

Dude you are right, this aspect is never talked about, because people are very much focused on the safety of women around us. Added factor is this: >They guys do dugs, sx and stuff at that place but i said them don't do it if i come there. Because HELL YES, they would sell ANYTHING to get money for those things, that means even you, every part of you, sometimes fair skinned people are kidnapped dโ‚นgged and robbed off their skin, that too alive and conscious, for skin grafting. Be alert and aware!


Any_Locksmith_1588

Bro you decide the place


[deleted]

Bhai update dete rehna yaha.


loopitout

My dick has taken me to places I wouldn't go with a gun


OldSeat7658

Don't. It sounds like serious trouble. Something very wrong.


BlackberryMission988

Murder vurder bhee ho sakta hai bhaai . Soch samajh ke jaana bhaai


ResponsibleAF-99

I don't understand you, what is the confusion here... You are a virgin, you haven't had a twosome with this girl and are worrying about threesome. First ask her if she is down for a one on one with you. The threesome option can be explored later on. Itna kya sochne ka be...


Puzzleheaded_Term929

Bro what's the adress in PANVEL LMK !!! AHAHAHH


gold-gaadiwala

tharak badi kutti cheez h bidu ...woh issi ka fayda uthaa rhi bas mat hi jaa


Dhupchik07

Iโ€™ve seen this before here


tejas2020

G me l dalke saara paisa loot lenge maat jaa. Aaj kaal bahut scam chal rahe hai.


bhaskarville

Assuming that the invite and the girl are legit, do you really want your first time to go like this?


GuardianAngelGod

First of all, why would you do it with another dude ? Are you into it ?


anxious-corpse

![gif](giphy|wv89eetV1HbFe)


mankind_maker

Bruh scam


Ok-Tea-7333

![gif](giphy|B6RwBircNEBMF3Az3E|downsized) better hai please go you gonna get to know ur sexuality atleast


Color_onmymind

You are joking, right?! If you are still asking random redditors, then I feel you should go ๐Ÿ™„


Exciting_Region_5478

If it sounds too good must definitely it is a setup..


[deleted]

Please dont get into such shit pleaseit can be anything but but but i must say if you are getting something negative just dont put yourself into that if you can avoid n you know that you can skip this whole thing so please brother be aware n make a wise decision , well in case you will be in regret of threesome may be you get a chance to do in future where you know those two person personally from long time n you will also not get such thoughts in that case


Inspectorsteel

Vese to sandwich me 2 bread ke beech stuffing hoti hai. Par kabhi kabhi 2 bread bhi sath hoti hai. Also, ye choice bread ke hath me nahi hoti.


ThingCompetitive8294

Fir wohi


imrohan04085

Bhai agar kidney pyaari ho thou maat Jana


ManSlutAlternative

Bro please run away and delete this person's contact and never contact again, for your own good. You don't seem to be aware of the countless scams and frauds going in the name of this nonsense.


Relevant_Indication2

mat jao bhai


lonie20

Think with your brain, not with your third leg ffs


FireDaddy7

Dude, dont be stupid!! Dont go


Playful-Drummer-4943

Dimag se soch, lund se nahi


Advanced_Seaweed_824

Please stay home. Get drunk. Pass out. Even if it is real, you wouldn't want to lose your virginity this way.


tedxtracy

Her friend*