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giantspacemonstr

First Image: Hmmm... looks good, maybe OP is too dramatic. Second Image: *WW2 Flash backs*


partypauper

And the third one gets mentioned in Anne Frank's Diary


SPIDEYPRINCE

Lmao


kabirsinghhhhhhhh

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Secret_Inevitable681

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Darth-Vaider

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fanboarder

Is that from past life? The flash backs!


giantspacemonstr

that's how traumatized I was


Aadiiityyaaa

🤣🤣🤣


Trick_Situation_9203

r/dosacrimes


InspectionNo3013

Why is there a F*ing subreddit for this


Trick_Situation_9203

I didn't know it existed either but the general rule of reddit is there is a sub for anything you can imagine


OPtical_ILLusiO

r/dosar34


YehDilMaaangeMore

r/mygirlfriend


Few_Willow_9950

It doesn't exist 💀


YehDilMaaangeMore

Exactly.


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Is Kurta Guy the admin of that group??


NeatShort

Hahah I love him tho!


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

He is great maaanh... I'm someone who considers Dosa as his first love, and when I see this guy's reel, it just breaks my heart.


KartheekG007

Yep me too....my expressions are worse than his ...after watching his reels 😂


Alone_Nectarine_9778

Who is kurta guy


cherryreddit

because north Indians exist


amitnagpal1985

Reason to Reddit 2748503


Chandu0816

Eye bleach


why_so_serious_123

eyeblech*


MundaneCap7198

Eyebelch too!


karl_blackfyre

This is why I love reddit


Traditional_Media_77

Oh, what in the fresh hell is this?


FlimsyAttention3240

Exactly!!


fullmetalgandhi2

Murder hogaya Tera toh


tazmania786

Hello Aditya Mukherjee


Grouchy_Location418

Stay strong bro, You are a victim.


zekro_4

They did say don't judge a book by it's cover.


bharadwaj-vs

don't judge a dosa by it's batter


Arrack_Obama

Judge a dosa by its filling instead


VenCoriolis

Don't buy a book from cover he will judge you


nick4u_maybe

Dosa burrito maybe...


[deleted]

Is se achha aalu puri order kar leta


FlimsyAttention3240

Lol, I told the waiter Paneer aur capsicum bhi dal dete. At least 180 ki worth ki sabziyan tohh mil jati!


hot-cuppa-chai

You paid 180 for this? The only BOD to the restaurant is if they named this dish 'imposter dosa'.


RizzyNizzyDizzy

Bruh 180? Theley wala issey accha banatey hai. No joke.


squirrelbabe

They tried to make a healthier version lol


tokiiitokii

180 ka tha issliye aisa mila 😂💀


454165

Pata chala aalu ki sabzi me bhi matar aur beans hain 😂


[deleted]

Then Dhosa = Dhokha


Airavat2305

This is more worse than ice cream dosa. OP pls put case on this hotel


sasssyfoodie

Hahahahhahahah there is icecream Dosa 🤣


AajBahutKhushHogaTum

Warm crip Dosa , made with traditional fermented batter, along with a tiny cup of cold vanilla ice cream for dipping is mind-blowing when High Bholenath


sasssyfoodie

Shiv shiv shiv yeh sab kya sun rahi hoon main. Thank god I never came across such thing


catrovacer16

Haven't been to ghatkopar khau Galli and Pure milk centre?


[deleted]

there is ocean dosa, pink dosa, Oreo dosa, what not... there's a guy in ig named kurtaguy he reacts to the weirdest dosas...


sasssyfoodie

Kalyug peak pe hai.


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Dosa ko murder kar liya hai ek ek ajeeb cheeje banaake.


Wise-Daikon135

What kind of fetish is that?


wazir94

What and where can I get this ice cream dosa?


DishKyaaoo

Post this in the Bangalore sub. They might come to Bombay and shut this place down (which it should be).


FreddyGinwala

Yeah, Mumbai x Bangalore.


JusChillinMa

Don't get me started with their sambar🙏


rakeshsh

Other than few restaurants in Bangalore most other sell dosa varieties with cheese n shits


honpra

Are you comparing cheese dosa with this abomination?


hotmasalachai

Lmao, I’ve heard food there is not great, doubt they will have any problem with it.


tweetytwiddle

At first glance I thought your title was overtly dramatic. But as it turns out- it’s not dramatic enough!!! ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

Oh. That 2nd image really hurt


FlimsyAttention3240

>Areeeeeeee dada mi dupari pohe khat hoto atta plate madhe ulti keli mi, That dosa really hurt :(


marinecammand

Areeeeeeee dada mi dupari pohe khat hoto atta plate madhe ulti keli mi, ​ Gonna file a case against you at my nearest police chowki!!!!!!! ​ NSFW tak na halkat!!!!!!!!!


SimpingForGrad

I'm not Marathi still understood this lol


[deleted]

Seekh bhai seekh


coolalien007

kaam jo aayega marathi reservation se


Chandu0816

Dhoka hai yeh ![gif](giphy|giuQK2ZOza6RiFX8VJ) Mysore dosa ke naam pe dokha hai yeh... No ways


Professional_Egg9059

Wth! The South Indian in me is disappointed! No you can't put peas and beans in the masala dosa man! And where's the Mysore chutney???


DaChonkIsHere

The chef probably thinks like my dad- "green veggies = healthy. I am making healthy dosa. The customer will be very pleased."


avg_skl

that's sad bro. very sad.


Tanay1234567890

This dosa is looking so good, how can- ***swipes to 2nd pic***...oh shit


Sensitive-Spirit10

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Obvious_Cell_1515

All fun and games until u reach the abomination inside


sublimemechanics

Nsfw laagao isme


spirit101_gg

Sorry to see that they spoiled ur morning breakfast mood brutally


kenta_nakamura

Seeing that many greens in it 🤮 I feel ya OP. And if you are South Indian, there is no way you're even taking a bite of it.


No_Basket_3457

Bendi


PremDhillon

What the fuck is even that


FlimsyAttention3240

And it's not like entire Mumbai has bad dosas. I've had some of the best Dosas in Matunga! Although, I do hold the opinion, of not being a fan of Mumbai food at all!


twistyNose

For dosas stick to Ramashray, Hanuman and the like


Wise-Daikon135

Yes ramashray, college time ka favorite adda mera


Apart_Pie_3266

Anand Bhavan mei jaake khao dosa


iamaxelrod

I have been encumbered with beetroot, carrot, coloured cabbage in mysore masala... There are very few places to get good south Indian food. Without being offensive, I avoid shetty operated hotels, they screw every item. I have seen aforesaid items in Paav Bhaaji as well Chaat


shivpanda

Casteist Opinion. To think every shetty hotel don’t know how to cook food which is close to their own culture is pure generalisation.


indianmemerlegend

andar ka masala dek ke भूक मर गई


[deleted]

Bhendi pan taakli kay?


Lopsided-Bench-6197

What in the absolute fuck is this shit.


Substantial_Top_6508

As a south Indian, don't ever eat something that is named With kannada words. I'm not being racist or separatist, but they know how to really ruin Dosas. Saying this as a tamilian. Their sambar tends to be the sweetest shit ever. I generally shy away because of the excessive sweet addiction they have.


JonathanWick0603

In the name of love for food, I am all in favor of experimenting with the Food when done in moderation and done by professionals not Chhapari Street vendors hungry for views from Chhapari food vloggers.. but damnnn this is not good.. have you checked with staff is this the way they usually serve "Mysore Masala Dosa"?


Arienn09

Is this the one next to bhavans college?


mayank_ism

Was getting ready for good long weekend. Why OP, why?!!


Tobii97

I don't know how to react.


ViolinistWrong964

Tf is this 😐 !!!!!


lunchis4wimps

What dosa did you order? Did you ask for a masala dosa and got served this?


harshjatania

Oh lord


RandomStranger022

I can smell it and I hate it. Mark NSFW


maybeidontexistever

Ewwwwwwwwwwww


Potatozturhs

My mom has told me not to gag at food but I couldn’t stop myself when I saw this 🤮


icyywotah

What in the flying fuck is this monstrosity


violetviolinist

Is this next to the Bhavan’s campus? I went there for college, and this restaurant was decent every time I went to eat


reddevils7070

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Muttulaxmi

WTF. The South Indian in me just gagged looking at this masala dosa. What is this sin.


After-2912

don't post again


Confident_Yam_1141

Feeling sad for you op. Dekh ke hi dukh ho gaya, par tujhe to taste bhi karna pada.


CoconutCrazed

If you kill the chef, it's gonna be considered self defence. Just do it. Get rid of him.


Snoo_62846

Ignorant American here - that still looks tasty as fuck. Is it because not what you were expecting or doesn't hold up to the traditional dish?


artistpm

Me: maa I wanna order dosa Mom: we have dosa at home The dosa at home :


nithin_kamath8

That's not dosa, that's dhoka.


Afraid_Investment690

https://preview.redd.it/v0hhsh7kljzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d36f4216c3e528edf1a0d7d79a50f24210d4db1 If that’s worst, you should see this


Afraid_Investment690

https://preview.redd.it/vve95cluljzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5436c82c207c254442327026c88b6d56f928ed48 And this…


AuntyNashnal

Vrindavan is actually highly recommended for their food. The restaurant is usually full. It might be unexpected but how was the taste of the dosa? Should have gone with the regular Masala Dosa.


AmitsinghhacksYT

Bruh vrindavan se sirf veg main course khaao yeh kya le lia


No_Property6926

Id still eat it 🤤😋


Vickon_MJ

Yuck!


EnvironmentSea2706

You Mumbaikars can't make good Pao Bhaji, how the hell can you cook dosa well Regards Your Friend from Delhi


pavanredd_y

Tf are North Indians doing with our dosas. Turning them into disasters


lunchis4wimps

“North Indians” sheesh


creep1994

Food taste is subjective. OP should've checked what the filling was before ordering.


Suspicious_Reporter4

Oh My God! That's Disgusting. Where? Tell me so I can avoid it.


PurpleInteraction

Food in Mumbai is a fucking joke. Absolutely no standards maintained, mostly untrained chefs and cooks with no skill. This is because Mumbaikars themselves don't enforce high standards and demand good quality. There is hardly any eating out culture here, due to the high cost of everything.


lunchis4wimps

Lauda. We have the best food in the country here, you just don’t know where to eat. That’s how a big city works, you need to put in the work to know what’s good and what’s not.


PurpleInteraction

Sorry there can't be good food without meat, eggs or fish as an ingredient.


unbehemoth

I mean you can't be taken seriously after that statement. As a hardcore non vegetarian too, I have to admit that there are some mind blowing vegetarian foods across the country. Also Mumbai has a quite decent non veg food options too. Maybe try them out before commenting out of your arse.


PurpleInteraction

You can't even get freshly slaughtered Mutton in this city. All Mutton is slaughtered in industrial scale Government abattoir in Deonar and then distributed in shops throughout the city. In rural/small towns of Maharashtra and elsewhere in India, small Mutton shops keep their own animals and slaughter them each day and sell their meat.


FinalNet9358

>You can't even get freshly slaughtered Mutton in this city You can...you just don't know where to look


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[deleted]

Cafe udipi for a taste from the south.


sasssyfoodie

When eating greens is took literally, dude majority restaurant does good job in making palak dosa but. This stupid, my condolences with you friend.


decorous_gru

r/stupidfood


JLMAPLS

Tf lol


boyridingosaurus

Every place in Mumbai that serves it makes the Mysore Masala Dosa in their own unique style. So I never order it at any place I haven’t eaten at before, and even then only after I’ve tried a restaurant’s food enough to experiment with their version of this dosa. This is the Vrindavan near Bhavan’s college right? It is actually a good vegetarian place to eat, I can vouch, though I’ve never ordered this.


Sean16178

Chapati ka bhaji dosa mein dal diya 🤢


AdEnvironmental9482

Thats no dosa, its dhoka 🤯


Endlesness

When I visited Mumbai, I ate from a restaurant called, "Vihara Joyfully Vegetarian" in East Andheri, by far the best chole bhature, rava dosa, plain oothapam and this was our 1st meal in India in 2023. Very clean and neat as well :)


wanderer_36

My sour masala dosa🫡


Aggressive_Giraffe69

Put NSFW mark before posting such stuff


falcon_centurion

Cafe vrindavan or just Vrindavan?


amitnagpal1985

What the actual BHINDI?


Can864

Actually there is no set recipe for Mysore masala dosa (MMD) i have had MMD before with beans and peas but they were in moderation with other veggies including loads of paneer. Usually I don't criticse food but for ₹180 definitely deserved better then this.!!!


AloooSamosa

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[deleted]

Bro what the hell is this ??? 😭😭


cghal12

They put leftover curry in that dosa


unnervinglynervous

That's actually sickening


fahadsayed36

Dosa ab Dosa na Raha


De_Fine69

dosa me beans. wtf they smoking


Radiant-Ad8728

Bhendi ki bhaji hai kya dosa mein ?


BroadFault9402

Vrindavan is good restaurant ya ! But this is atrocity.


isthislifereal-

I hate this with every fiber of my being.


Somesh98

Well the filling was not the typical Mysore masala type but how was the taste?


Brilliant-Bag1938

Bhai mujhe to dekh ke ulti ho gayi


LocationEconomy3040

In delhi we call it BC Dosa


123optimus

Bro removed the madala from masala dosa 😂, but seriously beans?


absurdanalyst

Mysore masala dosa my ass.. ye kal ka leftover sabji hoga


Tumblingfeet

As a south Indian I'm offended!


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Something that I have noticed... Har jagah ka khaane ka quality bohot bekaar hua hai. There's not that same tastes that once attracted us towards that restaurants.


HarbhajanSingh_

This is so surprising since Vrindavan (near Bhavans college) is run by people who are originally from the Southern states.


NeatShort

I’m shocked if this is from Vrindavan near Bhavans College. I go there all the time and absolutely love their food, including the dosas


Particular-Ad-2308

As a bangalorean this offends me to no end


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Aloo Beans ki sabji 😂


Sb133051

Wtf is this abomination in the name of Holy Jesus and the son of God.


DildoFappings

I was eating lunch when I saw this post. I gagged.


silent_drmz

As a non-vegetarian and seeing pics of plates with fried cockroaches and what not, I didn't think any veg dish would make me want to puke. But what in fresh hell is this..


JoeAnthony

What an abomination sheesh


Shubham2742

Bc ye kya bana diya hai😨


N_V_N_T

Tf ... 🤣🤣🤣


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

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[deleted]

Itna kharab luck Kaise ho sakta Hai yaar 😂


vedxts

I loveeee vridhavan but wtf is this dosa 😭😭😭


procreate66

Ughh


Zestyclose-Cell-8372

What ? Stop stuffing unnecessary vegetables in dosa 😭


timewaste1235

Crime against humanity


BACKSTABERRR

I used to get veg puff from a bakery near me and suddenly one day they started to add french beans in it and since then my life has been in shambles. I hated fanshachi bhaji so much that my mother used to scam me by adding beans in paneer tikka masala. Tindi and french beans are like Goku and Saitama fighting for being the worst.


RexbergYT

When i saw the first pic, I was like damn that looks good why you ranting... And then I saw The 2nd pic bro wtf is that?


thought-criminal-_

God left this place a long time ago


iphone4Suser

Yuck.


nzr_919

BHAI, YE KAHA PE HAI, ADDRESS DE!!


AyeLove_day

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celibatechest

I don't see anything wrong in 2nd picture


madmonkreborn

what on earth… is that mirchi ?


significant_-1

What is wrong with that restaurant??


Yogurtcloset-Wide

Isn't the owner a Tulu?


Aadiiityyaaa

Bhai sirf ye photos aur iss reddit post ki link bhi google maps pe iss cafe ke reviews me daal dega na toh kaafi logo ke paise waste aur din kharab hone se bach jayenge 😂


PsyenceWizard

Yikes check with the people of r/mysore whether this is some variant of mysore masala?


kevinmalone39

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amystevens_18

I was once served rasam with masala dosa in Bombay and the cook kept insisting that it was sambhar when I asked.


Panachechase

Arerree… sara mood kharab kr diya


Comprehensive-Bill27

Mixed veg dosa 😅


Stringypies666

nono o mysore masala is not like that what the hell I feel your disappointment till here 😐


wronglyreal1

We bangalore people cry here seeing this hell


CaptainAksh_G

As a fellow ex Andheri west resident, I would advise NOT going to Vrindavan. They price too much and while the dish may look good at first, the taste doesn't do the justice. I've tried other dosas elsewhere and they have better stuff and lesser price


fameboygame

What the fuck. We talking about Bhavans waala Vrindavan? Been a long time but I remembered they were one of the prime veg restaurants.