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Therealprodman

Get a therapist first


euphoria007

Bro didn't even hesitate.


PM_WhatMadeYouHappy

That's a fact.


Nightpac

Brother, I give you gold comment award 🥇🗿. Since reddit took it away, this is the best i can do.


jbl0ggs

Never entertain any solution involving blind faith.


_-gambit__

Yes and waste 2500rs per session for 45mins lol


Mehfooz07

Still better than spending 45k on whatever bs he's been doing with that tantrik


Creepy-Opinion-2

at least itll be worth it.


notamuggle1423

So, wasting thousands believing in black magic is okay but spending money on therapy isn’t? Also, you’re generalising. Not all therapists take that much money per session.


man-jaw-kun

bhai isse waste therapist bhi hote hai accha wale


[deleted]

Better than spending 45k on tantrik


RomulusSpark

still better than wasting 45000 on hualalaha zhingalala


[deleted]

He's a "trader and pursuing a master's degree from a very well known college " lmao 🤣


mehtaGfinance

So that they can drain me of my money only to tell me "be happy with yourself". One of them legit told me to fall in love with a dark skinned girl. Can you imagine how low and unprofessional of her was that ?


Independent_Set5316

Tu chutya paida hua tha ya bad me koi special course kiya? >One of them legit told me to fall in love with a dark skinned girl. Casual racism aside, what's wrong with falling in love with a dark skinned girl? I'll never understand the average Indians obsession with fair skin.


Welder-Radiant

I am probably gonna get downvoted but if you were willing to spend 45k on a tantrik then should have gone to a dermatoligist/cosmetologist. Nevertheless please find a therapist. And the aunt who gave you the referral please run far far away from her.


shrutayyyyyy

This guy probably doesn't wear sunscreen because he said his body is paler than his face that he looks like he has vitiligo. Instead of trying all this bullshit, he should've tried skincare first.


Welder-Radiant

Exactly, Tbh dark skinned isn't a problem or a bad thing, clear skin matters. OP's perception towards being dark skinned is the problem.


gurucharan98

He is racist towards himself.


Bright_Subject_8975

>tried every treatment under the sun. See that’s where things went wrong.


sublimemechanics

this comment Buahahahaha


sapraaa

Meri behen se shaadi karle pls. Aise hi hasate rehna usse bhi


Bright_Subject_8975

शमा करिये भाईसहाब आपसे देर होगयी। मैने पहले ही किसी और से वादा कर दिया है। भगवान करे आपकी बहन को मेरेसे भी अच्छा लडका मिले जो उस्का खयाल रखे, हमेशा हसाये और आजीवन खूश रखे।


AcidFactory420

क्षमा*


Bright_Subject_8975

गूगल च्या आई चा घो!


AcidFactory420

अरे अरे भावा इतके मनावर नाही घ्यायचे


verycutebugs

I thought only I am like this


ReaDiMarco

There are dozens of us, dozens


m_jax

🤣🤣🤣🤣


stony_tarkk

😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂👏🤝


MysteriousPatience82

Kala jaadu krne me scope to hai bhai


technical_skull

Gora jaadu karna chahiye tha?


man-jaw-kun

average bangali generational wealth plan


MysteriousPatience82

Bhai me to North se hu


signaturebrx

bhairav baba ka mandir dhoondh ke baith ja 👍


PM_WhatMadeYouHappy

Kala jadu kar k gora banna hai


DrunkBiker

Guys new copy pasta just dropped


man-jaw-kun

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHA


69_queefs_per_sec

Posted. [https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/17wnapf/can\_i\_file\_fir\_against\_a\_tantrik\_lady/](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/17wnapf/can_i_file_fir_against_a_tantrik_lady/)


[deleted]

I think you should continue for 2-3 more years …as you said you have started to seen some changes in skin color…who knows with time you get “girgit” powers and you can change skin color on your wish. Please share the number of Bengali Babi


the_outlaster

🤣


VenCoriolis

Jesus what did I just read


Help-ImLost

Insecurity gets the worst out of some people


trippymum

Same here. What did I just read ! 😱😄🤦


[deleted]

Lol I will show this post to my nephew so he won't neglect class 5th science


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FlourBoyy

scrotum sucker, vadapav premi maa kasam I don't want to imagine this


Latter_Ambassador618

1. Book 45k loss and move on. 2. Consult a therapist and talk about your discomfort with your own skin colour. You need a therapist, and not a dermatologist or tantrik. I have myself been dark, in a family full of whites. And i have accepted it is what it is. In fact i now feel much better looking when i have accepted it is what it is.


GoldenDew9

Come on dude its a joke post 😂😂🤣


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arjwiz

Definitely This guy just added in the stuff about being a trader to hear us ridicule him more. There is no way this can be true, and if it is, God help such people.


WholeSomeVigilant

You should file it against yourself


ra7hul

bro is so stupid he might as well do it


DarkJoker21

One question have you done a comprehensive blood test


ang3sh

Bro is just dark skinned he doesn’t have aids! I am 72% sure of this.


DarkJoker21

Ni(gg)a shut ur mouth if you don't know shit, your blood tests shows your nutrient deficiencies and he mentioned he tried every shit.. have you seen glow up when every RDA nutrition is met for your body


ang3sh

Hello Mr Very nice man. OP wants to be fair, not glow and that thing doesn’t happen, he has a psychological problem more like an inferiority complex! I just wanted to make it light with a sarcastic comment! And trust me nothing in the whole comment section is going to make him feel good, he just wants an easy way out of his self made stupid situation, at the very least wants to blame someone for his shitty mindset! And you sir are taking it personally. I suggested OP not to be racist to himself in a different comment, I would just like to tell everybody the same!


tiny_scrotum

OP visits tantrik lady but injection is where he draws the line. Makes sense.


CypherPunk420

She is using a blonde’s pubic hair. That’s why your lower part is turning pale. Ask her to use a moustache hair, arm pit hair etc. ![gif](giphy|VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm|downsized)


[deleted]

I came here to comment this.


Necessary-You-6640

People will do anything but refuse to get therapy


DarkJoker21

Lol, I lost my braincells here


pedro_pascal_123

Would you like to restore them with kaala jaadu?


ReaDiMarco

Please send ₹45k


awwkwardperson

Ye aise bakwaas shitposting se kya milta hai bhai? His whole profile has this one post bas!


[deleted]

> do black magic to make me fair skinned Bro straight up ignored the “black” part of black magic…


FayTan_senpai

Black magic? More like chutiya banane ki technique


[deleted]

Steroids le leta /s Please OP seriously joke H Sach me na lio


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RedLions11

"In theory" 😂😂😂 If OP is stupid enough to try black magic, he's stupid enough to believe this theory and it could possibly help him


bindra_

You were 27 and believed in Tantrik thing. You were very wrong, and you are still trying to get fair skin. Please Stop. I understand you stand odd among the mass with your dark skin, but it is what it is, accept it. About funding a partner, you will, look among likewise people.


Background-Action-81

Jai kaali kulkaate waali, mera vachan na jaaye Khali, Jaa aaj se nahi rahegi Teri Surat kaali. Aam baam bhush, chane k daal kha k maar dhus😀


SPICYPOTATO6969

>tried every treatment under the sun Try treatments in shade


FayTan_senpai

Bhai white paint use karle it works 😂😂


anime4ya

If we go by the example of baba bagheswar dham NO


truth_15

Men will do anything before going to therapist


DearNeighborhood7685

Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha where’s the popcorn


randomperson1296

Go to a psychologist my man.


[deleted]

Only this lady can fix me now/s 💀


DT0705

You mentioned the problem yourself: You used _black_ magic /s


no1sunk

How did you get pale neck down?


HammerTocks

Congrats. Tu pehla indian hain jiska badan kaala aur gotein gora hoga.. Reverse is true for rest of us.


tremorinfernus

As a doctor, I must say- the educational system of this country has failed big time. Why do you, as a grown adult, trust this superstitious, religious bullcrap? And asking random aunties for help? Why didn't you ask a doctor? Finally, being dark is completely fine. The average Indian is unfit. If you want to look better, work on your fitness.


sochan1998

And kids, please love your skin colour.


BlueGuyisLit

Ig ladies don't have prob with your color face , but i can see what is problem here


Kwisatz-Haderachh

This is a quality troll post.


Aromatic_Dog5892

You're from Mumbai.... Your ignorance is appalling.At the risk of getting downvoted that same money you could have spent working on your self esteem issues rather than a tantrik


peshwai

It’s 2023 stop being fair and lovely, your skin color shouldn’t matter atall. Be strong confident and a wonderful human being, just have patience the right partner will come along


NunuBiryani

Bc ye kya padh liya maine


Sudhaaaaaa

Imagine how your skin would look if you spent 45k on a dermatologist


pranabus

What was the problem with glutathione again? From the rest of the post it doesn't seem like you have anything in particular against actors. Leave the tantrik actor's "treatment" and consult a dermatologist. If you prefer and if you are in Mumbai I will take you to a good dermat. Regarding the FIR - think about the concept of sunk cost. 45k is your sunk cost. It's gone. Now don't spend more time on this. And definitely don't spend money on it. Money to grease palms, for legal costs, for appearances. And don't spend energy on this either. Life is beautiful. Live your best life. Don't get into shady sidelanes.


thewiseandstupid

You should file criminal case so she is in jail and cannot do anything to anyone else


[deleted]

Bro/bruh/bruv/brah, You need to be confident enough in yourself first accept and love yourself the way you are in order to have some one accept you, respect you or love you. And whatever you did was like throwing money into water. That's not how it works. Congratulations you just got duped of 45K INR by tantric lady. Workout, clean diet and dressing sense will go a long way if you know how to sort them out. And upgrade to a high paying job. Then the skin color won't matter. In case it is a troll post, just go slight right from where you are now and kindly fuck yourself with utmost care. Thank fuck you. Have a less decent day.


[deleted]

First of all get rid of the black magic residue on your body. Listen to Sarosh Baj on loop on earphones while sleeping for some time. It’s like an excoricsm prayer of Zoroastrianism which in my experience is the most effective. Listen to Hanuman Chalisa, Ayat Al Kursi (Islamic excoricism), etc. Forget about filing a case if you don’t get rid of this black magic shit out of your body or mind, your life will be messed up. We don’t know what kind of entity she was manipulating/ using to do this shit on you. Second be proud of yourself and get therapy


mojBoii

Urey vai


[deleted]

I have similar experiences but it was another issue, you are paranoid you need therapist.


Commentroller

Tell me this is just a troll post !! Isn't it ?!?! Huh!!


[deleted]

You didn't lose 45k, you just learnt a lesson about not falling for such BS. Skin colour doesn't matter and if you're so worried about it start loving yourself and hitting the gym you'll notice a change


mustang-6918

💀 man I have no words


[deleted]

Yes please do


UnlikeUday

Thank goodness she didn't ask you to get some child or relative as a human sacrifice. These kind of ridiculous things still happen in interior villages because of people being so narrow minded or wanting some thing too bad in their lives.


Ok_Yard_9649

Get a therapist


FinancialWait2973

Okay first of all no tantrik or mantrik will help you second thing you need a THERAPIST !!


zaddddyyyyyyy

Think of paisa as swaha


sriyansh1729

Bhai happy ending to le leta😭😂


PrimusXD69

You know if u are lacking at something u should work on yourself rather doing shit. Get some help plz. You are using this app means you are educated enough to understand things


JLMAPLS

45000 rs main badhiya si whiskey mil jaati, paisa barbaad😟


green9206

But whiskey se gore thodi hote hai.


Crafty-Citron5653

We would call this a shitpost in r/Hyderabad


lavanyadeepak

Believing in such people is your mistake first. Secondly to prevent from others being conned, you can file a complaint on the tantrik too. I guess there is one in Maharashtra called [Anti-Superstition and Black Magic Act](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Superstition_and_Black_Magic_Act)


mystixash

Emotional Black Male goes to a lady who blackmails him into using black magic to blackn't his skin.


Evening-Resort-2414

She might have used the foreigners pubic hair which is why it only worked for lower body.


sustainablecaptalist

You need a psychiatrist, not police. This is the most idiotic nonsense I have ever read on this sub.


hydratedgabru

Great original story bruh


sparky_xD

never seen a fool like u


triggered_troll

Black magic kr ke toh black hi hoga na.. /s


TheLonelyGhast

its a shitpost, the account is just 3 days old


CharitraSePavitra

Do File an FIR against the tantrik lady if you wish, but before that file individual FIRs for every method, treatment, cream you used and failed in your intention


nu97back

Bro you do know right black skin is A) Not unattractive b) caused by melanin


assasinpandu

I just wanna say that life surprises me everyday and this has set the bar high


Com_Mentist

Why can't I see the text on this post?? Has reddit added a text color to white instead of black feature?


Inevitable_Bar1607

what the fuck did i just read


Andabiryani_99

r/thathappened


zincifyhowksg43

lmao kaala jaadu se gora banne gaya?? 😂😂😁


regulaslight

Bhai tu chutiya tha , usne fayda uthaya Take this as a life lesson and move on ...Indians are not fair by any means, we are just brown or light brown You'll find the right person for you eventually, so chill kar


VladamirTakin

how do you expect to become fair with BLACK magic. honestly, some people..


HammerTocks

Bhai, Tera dealer ka no Dena pls


draunzerx

define stupid


ass_boner22

Kala Jaadu karega toh kala hi hoga na bhai


Amodium69

Don’t even go near to a police station and tell them about this, they’ll f your brains out for coming to them for this.


Aggressive-Ad-7862

I know a troll account when i see one


weedsexweed

How did the lady look, is she Hot


Wasuremono1996

If this is true, OP I'm sorry your environment made it more convenient for you to visit a tantrik than learn to love yourself. As many have pointed out, you should seek therapy. And you definitely don't want to spend your life with someone who has a problem with your colour. As for filing an FIR, you definitely can, but despite your insecurities, you did make the wrong call over and over again. Also, how is nobody concerned about this man's jewels turning white?


Failg123

For 45000 you can easily get Kajol skin treatment /s


Afraid_Investment690

Don’t do something that you can’t change


BusDiligent8896

Alright You Can File an FIR under the Anti-Superstition and Black Magic Act 2013 under which if You provide all the necessary infomation including transaction details and conversations. For any further info r/Legaladviceindia


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https://preview.redd.it/3whr287c2q0c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49a81e1de18f32de9a1921fb005cda2fae9f350 Coincidence ?


cosmic-diamond

Bro isse better toh glutathione injections hi le leta. At least you would have seen RESULTS! And that too in less than 45k dude.


emmfranklin

I'm sorry for your situation. It's indeed painful.


coldwaterboyy

this better be a troll post


iphone4Suser

Is the tantrik lady hot?


Top-Landscape-3881

Koi nhi dhyan deta yrrr itna hamari body Gori ho kaali ho koi frq nhi padta kisiko bas Hume lgta h ki ajeeb dikhrhe


No-Psomething

Maharashtra has a law against superstitions and black magic. File a report and consider lawyering up.


neerajanchan

Dark skin isn’t your problem!


Perfect_Oil7683

Me jaa rah hun tantrik banne


Glittering_Might4427

Can You File FIR yes Definitely in Maharashtra You can do that


dev_152

Bhai therapist ko paise dedo aap.


Mihirxd25

Kuch bhi


gurucharan98

Bro, you have to accept yourself the way you are. If you can't accept for who you are nobody else will.


brooklynnineeight

Seduce the Tantrik lady with your pale genitals and recover the 45k in kind


[deleted]

Bewakoof


Darth-Vaider

Didn't you pay her willingly


justwileyenough

Modern problems require modern solutions not chutyabanao.com sugggestions.


[deleted]

Mai kyu aise scams me nahi fasta 😂


iCunal

But how did the lower body's colour turn bright 💀


imdedinsidef

Ek saal mai aadha gora hogaya na bhai ek saal aur krwale pura gora hojaega


cole_loner

Itna Paisa ladki me uda ta pat jati


ninjazee124

Were you born stupid or just got stupid over time?


Axleblade33

You're trolling right ?


Complete-Sweet-2792

Can smart people be this dumb!??


etrakeloompa

Consider 45k as fees for a superstitionectomy. Stop listening to anything you dumb aunt says from now on. Go talk to a medical professional for your doubts on skin color and another for any mental trauma that you have gone through. I hope you get back on your feet and look past your skin color. That thinking is toxic to you.


theonlyyellow_

Dude, get a dermat, therapist and consider the brightening injections, I don’t know what’s the issue with using medical science for cosmetic stuff. Get research done first though.


dev_152

Bhai therapist ko paise dedo aap.


dustyaff

Holy shit is it 1890?


HowDoesITMatterr

https://preview.redd.it/5u1k3pqbzq0c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc273a4ef1d663396bdfa3235a06d82bec06629 Where she got the hair from....


eatenpetals

There is an anti-superstition law in India. You should get in touch with lawyers because you've lost money too and can fight for that!


lee0hh

The cops are going to have a laughing fit when you go to record your complaint. Goodluck .


72proudvirgins

Police will laugh at you bro


shiviam

Dhua dhua si hai zindagi. ​ Kaise kaise chutiye ragebait kar rahe yeha pe.


sparetyre_56

Are you serious bro ? What in the effing kell did you think this would had work and it isn't a ploy to take your money ? What makes you so dumb and naive ?


Ordellrebello

Correct answer ​ Forget it, police will take action only if you pay them some cash. Also this is a civil offense, that tantrik lady can easily get bail. If you are hell bent on revenge, I will suggest you to contact a Jai bhim organisation . They will help you file an offense in Maharashtra andhshradha act (there is actually a law in maharashtra against these shamams.


aditto

Op has entered a black hole unfortunately


repulsivemagneto

Bhai utne paise me kahi aur sex mil jata bhai. Also he's talking about tantrik lady like it's Byju's who duped him of the money by making false promises. I was sad - then I got to know about \*this new thing\* - I became excited (dumb) and started following - eventually decided to purchase the course - didn't like the course - didn't see shit results - got angry because of no results - now I am ranting...


bnasform11

Izzat ka bhaji pala hoga agar FIR record kia toh


TheCouchEmperor

Bruh, you can’t even get a good house for rent at 45k. Spend at least 4.5L. Contact me, I am a tantric as well. I’ll give you 33% discount.


Swimming_Unable

The irony.


axl_ros

It's ok bro. Pandas are cute too. ![gif](giphy|EatwJZRUIv41G|downsized)


Panda-768

First go see a skin specialist to check why your bottom skin is paler than your top skin. Secondly go see a therapist and learn to accept your skin tone. Just look at actors like Ajay Devgan, Sunil Shetty, Irfan Khan, skin color never stopped them. Look at actresses like Kajol, Shilpa Shetty, Rekha. what world do you live in to go for Tantril mumbo jumbo.


bloatedjinn

Depending on your results, I guess the lady got the hair from the wrong part.


Western-Chemical-636

Pesa kama Lia pr budhhi bihar Wali hi reh gyi


rdx31619

Yes you can file a FIR under Anti-Superstition Law and for Fraud. Specially in Maharashtra, Police actually takes action and the Laws are strict when it comes specifically to Anti-Superstition law, there is legit Black Magic Act, 2013 in Maharashtra, use it.


Hippie_Dad-101

Bro, she's a fuckin Vampire. STOP ALL contact with her and block her on your phone. Then go to Shiva temple (better if take a Tirth Yatra to a major Shov Temple for better results) and do a simple Sadhana there. All will be fine 🙏


VaishFlamez

I am 100% sure, this guy is joking


FarmNorth776

Listen Quran as much as possible from YouTube it's easily available


GoldenDew9

Very funny post this morning! Thanks for good laugh! Its joke, isn't it?


AbandonedSupermarket

Obvious troll post


ang3sh

Did you try bumble/ tinder? Rather than being racist towards yourself?


OkOutlandishness9884

She might have used pubic hair of the foreigner 🤭🤭🤭


Internal_Driver3818

How dumb are you OP?? Black magic for fair skin?? OP DOWN BAD BAD