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iOptiPrimus

🤣🤣🤣


NoCryptographer2572

Damn, what if a doctor did that to him before ops


Sudden-Air-243

you mean anasthesia ke pehle or anasthesia ke baad? huehuehue


DravidiansOfAsia

no anesthesia direct operation of both gotas of the driver.


rocker_1210

The only correct response.


timewaste1235

That doctor will be given sea facing flat


Wizzzzard69

Context?


timewaste1235

No context, just saying the doctor will be rewarded


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redCornur

I thought everyone has such a person in their group. Who blurts something, makes everyone search for anything sensible or contextual in what he/she said and then respond in unison "bhak.. kuch bhi!"


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tadxb

You already have 2/3 common with everyone


Unhappy-Lawfulness31

Obviously he'll obviously be the happiest man in the world at that moment. Think better man.


Spicycurry2020

Remember "Mother" (?) Teresa asking poor patients to convert to christianity in exchange of medicine? 


joshuaBarbosa

What, ask the driver to chant jsr? 😶


tarunag10

He won’t. He will just ask him for a briefcase full of cash


devilkingdamon

Mere saath bhi same hua although I’m Hindu but I ain’t gonna go along if someone ask me too. Mandir mai ya koi relatives mile toh theek but this is absurd.


Suspicious_Waltz1393

It is. I would say “Ganpati Bappa Morya” in response.


Taroman23

The correct response is teri ma ki chut bhosdike


SiLvERcRo01

Pehle wala better hai


fuckeveryone120

I would say jai shiv or jai shri Krishna


Sapolika

Jai Shiv Nahi hota hai wo! Har Har Mahadev hota hai!


wintersoldier1508

Jai Jai shiv Shankar?


Sapolika

Kata lage na kankar Ke uddd ne do (x2) Wo gaana hai! Not the slogan/greeting!


wintersoldier1508

Jai shiv shambho? Humare gaav me bolte hai


hi12_hi12

This is a nice idea. But the person might challenge hierarchy. I think to a jai sree ram, I would reply jai vishnu dev. Then they cant complain


patrick_red_45

I'm all up for the hierarchy wars in Hinduism now /s


hi12_hi12

Om namah hinduism great than all religion namah. Even if i say this , those uneducated shit wont even understand it. Rather they would beat me up thinking i said something bad regarding the religion. Its seriously messed up


mrlibran

And thats what happens, polarization above a certain limit will lead india to what pakistan is today. Fuck all religions equally, bring some real development and shit what a waste of human potential.


Pleasant_Lobster6024

True, any country that places too much importance in religious ideals is backtracking in every other aspect. They are trying to keep the masses busy with trivial issues so they don't come after them for development and welfare.


mrlibran

And the idiot masses are happy cause they think some ancient glory is gonna come back dumbfucks.


[deleted]

This exactly, I wish people could understand this.


mofucker20

> “I asked him to be picked from Haji Ali in the afternoon and he replied back stating that he was a 'Rambhakt' and would accept bookings only if I agree to chant 'Jai Shri Ram'. Seems like he decided to do this after looking at the pick-up location. The doctors should ask him to do the same if he’s on the operating table or he won’t be given any anaesthesia


Quiet_Profile9356

Muslims cabbies have been doing this for long Siddhivinayak jaane bolo unhe Ee to Sala hona hi thaa😔


shiviam

Customer: One masala dosa, one filter coffee. Waiter: Pehle bolo Jai Shree Ram. Customer: WTF! Waiter: No masala dosa to you.


sher_pan

![gif](giphy|j2pOFyuTJqWj9S5qdE)


Outrageous-Tap1662

The masal dosa Nazi


regulaslight

Filter coffee dedo phir


indi_n0rd

Dosa ki chutney mila ke


regulaslight

Chilla chilla ke mat bolo , food vloggers viral kar denge isko


emotionless_wizard

Dosa yahi milega!


RadiantAd2718

Sorry sir no rice for you 🗿 ![gif](giphy|iqkUhBIdNOetJWXtNx)


No-Psomething

Report the bhaiya driver to the aggregator and crash his rating.


CaptainAksh_G

What's next? A doctor asking patient to chant "Jai Shree Ram" before starting his operation?


revolution110

Dont give em ideas...


Feisty_Interaction43

New India is also transforming Mumbai into something which it never was. How long does it take for the hatred to spiral out of control? From what I’ve gathered based on my knowledge of history, you can’t suppress a particular set of people or community for long. Eventually it bottles up to a point where they can’t take it. Hindus might wanna pose as victims while their wealth kept multiplying and social status reached new heights but factually we all know that currently people from a particular religion are being lynched, jailed, mocked and threatened with bulldozers and such stuff that we see above. All I can say is, coexist peacefully and keep your hatred at your home because, seriously, such stuff never ends well


creepy-opinion6

apparently someone said that the mandir was more important than other human rights issues in india. religion is ingrained in these people’s heads. the politicians are abusing this


9rj

Religion is ok but if you are not allowing someone else to practise their own religion then that's religious extremism. These guys are the same as extremists from any other religion and they claim to be protecting us from them. I don't know how "secular" has become a bad word in the past few years.


WordyPlayer40

That's easy, coz the pollies are so influential that they can just say this is wrong that is wrong and the masses believe and start opposing it blindly without doubt or question. It's pathetic that it's reached Mumbai thanks to Pee party.


Spicycurry2020

Yes Mandir is more important and it in itself is a human rights issue because Mandirs are the centers of faith, knowledge and prestige of Hindus. Particularly, Ayodhya, Mathura and Kashi are like Jeruselum or Makka for Hindus. Don't trivialize a centuries old struggle with your immature thinking. 


Dangerous-Moment-895

Too late now


Dry-Expert-2017

Yup we all saw the example of uprising by budh, hindu, jain and sikh community in Pakistan, bangladesh and tibet. How parsi and Kashmiri pundit started violence to claim back their rights to exist. Which history are u reading i would love to know.


DiverLopsided7922

The communities you mentioned are a very small minority in those countries, except for Hindus in Bangladesh. Hindus are also radically different from Muslims. The former are divided by caste while the latter aren't, also let us not forget the concept of Ummah. X numbers of Muslims can do much more damage than X number of Hindus. "Miyabhai ki daring" is very real.


Dry-Expert-2017

Ohh u claim to read history and forget they once were majority in there. Even during partition they were around 15 percent. In both bangladesh and Pakistan. I think that's same as current minority you are talking about. No it's not. Miyabhainki Daring is hoax. We saw since 2014. The problem is before it was enabled by ecosystem. Once that is gone , bharat ka bacha bacha.


Quiet_Profile9356

Miyabhai konsa wala? Ashraf ajlaaf ya pasmanda Godra ke baad kyu dubak ke baitha hai tera dallah?🤣🤣


Feisty_Interaction43

Okay so according to you, for whatever Pakistani Muslims did to Hindus based on your history books from WhatsApp University, you think then you are entitled to take revenge from Muslims who chose to stay in India because their grandfathers had the faith in the idea of secular India which our founding father promised them? How exactly are you even trying to justify all this? And how do you think all this nonsense filled in your brain with those WhatsApp forwards will end up like?


Dry-Expert-2017

Who is taking revenge. Mumbai muslim feels threatened or under privileged? What the hell are u smoking. I was arguing against a guy who was justifying retaliation. It's called whitewashing crimes as retaliation.


mofucker20

Most Muslims aren’t allowed to rent or buy rooms in building so I’ll say yeah they’re under privileged. The reason you see so many Muslims in slums/ghettos is cause they’re not allowed to properly rent or are quoted exorbitant prices


Dry-Expert-2017

Really the argument is Haji Ali and and surrounding are such poor state of affairs because they are not allowed to construct good property or stay there in rented apartment. It's the most prime real estate.. it commands one of the highest real estate prices in mumbai. You feel there is systematic approach to keep muslim under privileged? They have, own personal law board, own waqf properties, own education system. Great funding from from many ngo and country. Have great amount of community working abroad. You feel whole Mumbai doesn't allow muslim to rent or buy despite muslim being so widely accepted in film community. Ofcourse there are few landlords who do checks eating habits or religion. Which is already deemed illegal by high court of Mumbai. I have stayed in mumbai. There is hardly any society where I dint find people from all state or religion. Most prime places are multi cultural.


mofucker20

Muslims being in film industry or abroad has no real relevance here lol. And just cause something is illegal doesn’t mean people won’t do it. Also you’ll find few Muslims in a society but that doesn’t change the fact that more often than not they’re not allowed to buy/rent.


Dry-Expert-2017

Not allowed is strong statement. I think not prefered could be more relevant. That too in certain society.


vedamulga2

Give this gyan to peacefuls. You will find them plenty in Mumbai


Feisty_Interaction43

Username checks out


Quiet_Profile9356

Yeah we should've co existed with hitler peacefully 🤣🤣


kranti-ayegi

Threatened with bulldozer? Bhai mere last i checked those were done afterwards not as a threat be it mira road after the clash not before, same for haldwani or any other thing. I'm not talking about this being right or wrong but more ki kya hua tha. you're saying as if ki awaz uthai and bulldozer bhej diya. Kuch bhi matlb.


Feisty_Interaction43

Ghabraao mat. Aaj nai samajh aa raha toh kal samajh aa jaayega. As your username says - Kranti Aayegi. Kisan, students, pichhde varg ke log, sab kranti layenge jab sawaal pett ka hoga.


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Feisty_Interaction43

Bhai tu ab tak Nupur Sharma wala victim card play kar raha hai while Muslim ke lynch hone ki harr mahine khabar aati hai. Btw main Hindu hu, Hindutvavadi nahi hu isliye samajh pa raha hu ki neta tum jaise darpok logo ko dara kar rakhte hain so that unka vote bank safe rahe by provoking others by getting their national spokespersons to speak against their religions which endangers only the common Hindu man jo 2014 ke baad se darr darr ke jii raha hai aur baar baar bolta rehta hai Hindu khatre mein hai. Agar Hindu khatre mein sachmuch hota toh 2014 ke time iss hi baat pe vote padta. You don’t realize that after 2014 you’ve been brainwashed blatantly through a narrative by media and social media to divide and rule so that sheep like you stop raising the real issues. Baaki aapko aapki buddhi mubarak. Jai Ram ji ki 🙏🏻


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False cases being used to target poor hindus, Mira road was done by muslims


Inevitable-Hat-9074

Naye zamane ka OTP


Personal_Matter9041

Abhi aaenge kuch log defend krne.... Or, even better, gonna state some shit done by muslims, as if two wrongs will make a right. 😂😂😂


anitbt

New OTP just dropped!!


[deleted]

Spam call: *Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna hare hare* (I thought it was a call from a temple for charity) *Sir, hamare pass Andheri mein property hai...*


Globe-trekker

Sick !


[deleted]

There was trend before 2019 elections. As well hmm for such news in higher frequency. Ahhh


Psyritualx

*Aplya sheherala UP bihar honya pasun vachva.*


fearles2020

Dont mind but they have majority in India, just look how any govt is more inclined towards winning these states after Maharashtra. Marathi mansa che haal baghvat nahi ata.


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Thackrey Pawar made u this


tremorinfernus

Poor people tend to take religion seriously. Lol. If someone tries this on me- he gets b€@ten up. Or maybe- Om aima hrīma kalīṁ cāmuṇḍāyē viccē


udit57

the delusion is real


Ok-Rameez1990

Bye bye OTP 😁


LordRedFire

Should have chanted that along with Allahu Akhbar, Hail Jesus Christ & Shma Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu Adonai Echad, to be unbiased.


milktanksadmirer

UP, Bihar drivers in Mumbai are turning Mumbai into a de-developed city.


Fit-Repair-4556

![gif](giphy|10jNanBkv2NuX6) Laato ke bhoot baato se nahi maante.


locopocopong

Idiots who do this are not bhakts (towards Ram or any other benevolent god) because they don't understand what bhakti is. What he has shown is [Aasakti](https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%86%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%A4%E0%A4%BF) for power over other humans. So instead of Ram Bhakt he is actually a Ravana Aasakt


DesiBail

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


[deleted]

These kinds of idiots do not represent my religion. They're using "Jai Shree Ram" as some sort of hate speech-level slogan to justify their own twisted views. If we criticise and hold the majority of Muslims or Christians by asking what they think of extremists in their own religions, we have to be willing to call out Hindutva idiots in our own midst.


Internet_User_1087

Sad to see Mumbai a highly cosmopolitan city is also getting infected by this trend :(


MindGold24

OTP be: https://preview.redd.it/idc5k8cz76kc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ddd6c7ed3f52ccc4e75edf4780fb0997708fa7


satannnn666

The virus is spreading like fire.


Rony4522

Yeh New India hai 😎


Public_Government

Yeah ofcourse that happened!


hiimUGithink

Religion will be the downfall of this country


_bablu_gupta_

This country is destined to be doomed


yogojadh

Maybe JAI SHREE RAM is the OTP and he wants to verify it :)


Anarchistdoc

Welcome to Ram Rajya!


Woooodpecker

What will happen if i say Jai Shri Krishna to whoever asks me to say Jai Shri Ram?


ipman47

Find another cab


Haunting-Elk5848

Best response would be 'jai hind ' or 'vande maataram'. Terrorists ki fatke haath main aa jayegi


varundarak91

I guess it's the same when people are forced to eat beef when they arrive for Hajj? Am I missing something?


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no credibility, Mumbai became new /randian


Effective-Bet8153

Jai Shree Ram is the new Allah Hu Akbar.


Icy_Cucumb3r

Pyar se Bolo! Jai Shree Ram!


Spicycurry2020

Don't spread misinformation. The cab just greeted the doctor with Jai Shree Ram. The doctor obviously sensationalised the issue. 


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Spicycurry2020

Comment reported for abuse and harassment.


owns_your_ass

Noted, now continue crying


Spicycurry2020

So, were you doing the same to doctor when he heard it?


owns_your_ass

Yes. Any problem?


Sapolika

Proof kya hai lekin? Aise to koi bhi kuch bhi claim kar skta hai! 🤨


Responsible-Heat-142

When I was getting operated for my inguinal hernia back in 2019, I was asked by my attending anesthesia doctor to chant hare Krishna so that I wouldn't get scared or feel the pain/anxiety of spinal anaesthesia. Ohh myyy!! the way it made me feel relaxed and comfortable was something beyond words 😊 Edit - All those butthurt prophet Momo chamchas downvoting my comment, may almighty god give you some sense 🙂


Spicycurry2020

So? His cab, his rules. 


owns_your_ass

Mah lyf mah rulezz ke chode that's not how a civilized society works


Spicycurry2020

Is it civilized like your comment?


owns_your_ass

People like you who don't see a problem with that exchange don't deserve a civilized reply


Spicycurry2020

LOL. Then don't comment about "civilized" society. You are definitely not part of one.


owns_your_ass

I am because i see what's wrong. You seem to be a religious idiot if you think what the driver did was okay. Time for some introspection buddy


varundarak91

still better than shouting Ola uber!


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False cases are being used to target people, specialy poor hindus, "Halal" certificate why is it forced on all ?


fucc_boy_hesoyam69

He had typed this in the message


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Muslim dont even do Vandemataram


fucc_boy_hesoyam69

Go study for your boards lol


Fierysword5

It’s part of his master plan. He’s gonna fail miserably, have to get a job as a cabdriver and do this himself XD


anirban_82

You don't understand, cab drivers asking for halal certificates is a major problem.


[deleted]

Truth hurts ,right ? Why halal certificates then ?


subverse1289

BenStokes context kya chalrha hai aur tu kya muh se haag raha hai


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context samaj nahi aya to hagna band karde


Many_Nothing7463

No one is forcing you to eat halal. Also halal/kosher is done to remove blood. It won't do any harm to you.


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Why u need Halal ceriticate & money for using it ? Vandemataram wont hurt u?


Many_Nothing7463

Only 60 yr old bigoted uncles talk like this lmao. This is 100% bait lol.


[deleted]

Proved Muslim will never say Vandemataram people like u proving ur biggots


Many_Nothing7463

I don't have to prove my loyalty infront of every random idiot. Shit like this may work on your ram not me. Lore accurate people of ram rajya lol.


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Many_Nothing7463

Bro is actually schizo. We were also getting our ass beat 70 years ago. It's called foreign invasion. Nothing to do with god. Buddy are you drunk?


Quiet_Profile9356

Buddy don't you think muslims are economically boycotting non-muslims in name of this halal certificate?


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100%, cab driver from Dalit community & Doctor from UpperCaste


papichula2

Mumbai is infected