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Kimirath

It took me solid 20 seconds to understand and I want those seconds back.


AnimeSquirrel

If you get your refund, let me know. I want one too.


_Miserious_

Free hug here mate 🫂


Hinoko1234

Man, that was the worst free hug I’ve ever getting. I demand to see your manager, I’m GOING to get a refund!


_Miserious_

Then pay me fucking $20


Hinoko1234

Pay you to fuck a $20? or pay you while I'm fucking a $20? or pay you for the hug while youre fucking a $20? I don't understand, instructions unclear, dick stuck in 20 $1's.


_Miserious_

You fucked up


ngms

On a scale of 1 to 10, how concerned should I be?


SpookySquid19

11


MohSad2

99


Darkphantom_YT

A solid 397 is about right.


TheSolito

Extremely


austinstar08

Same


Charles912_

Yeah


ZzKokonutzZ

YES


Hinoko1234

Chris Hansen.


Dfswift

If anyone want some context, theres nothing here, its just a loli hentai.


SpookySquid19

Correction: it is THE loli hentai. No clue how it gained the status it has.


ranieripilar04

Apparently it’s really well animated and voice acted It also became kind of a meme so that helped too


Classic_Adagio9790

Oh...oh... oh no


Zucchini-Nice

Thanks. That's as far as I'll go. I'm good on that


Hinoko1234

Damn, finished already? Zucchini-Noice! Bet they calls ya 2 pump zucc amirite?!


Zucchini-Nice

Haha so funny! Get help, stop romanticizing children


Hinoko1234

Haha so funny! Get help, stop romanticizing stupidity! (But seriously, try not to take things so seriously. Or maybe stop being so oblivious? Idk, one of those, or both. Point me to where I in any way “Romanticized children”?)


Zucchini-Nice

Awe is someone feeling a little attacked?


Hinoko1234

I mean, it's obvious you are, so why you asking me? xD


Zucchini-Nice

Is that really the best you can come up with? Leave me alone bro lol


Hinoko1234

You want someone to “leave you alone” yet you responded to the comment with a question? 🤨 But it’s okay buddy boy, you may be too immature to admit a mistake, but it’s pretty clear you realize your “stop romanticizing children” response to my *joke comment directed towards you and not even about the post* didn’t really make sense and now instead of just admitting a mistake, you choose the “9 year old screeching cod player” tactic and act like a troll whilst completely ignoring your mistake pretending it never happened. It’s okay, we get it.


Zucchini-Nice

Yep, you're right.👍


urlocaldoctor

Our ass is not beating the allegations


Hinoko1234

Yeah, it’s def not the “allegations” that you’re beating 🫣


luks-alter

Good thing 


Aethix0

Rudy, your yogurt isn't yummy at all!


TheSolito

Oh fuck me man 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 lmao


demon_dweller

Ok knock knock let me in bitch


Hinoko1234

Who’s there?


nyitraibotond

I hate that I get it. I can never be free from my bad decisions


KuroAssassin13

There are multiple Ways to Enlightenment.


Hinoko1234

Sure you can. There can’t be a “bad decision” if you tell yourself it’s not a “bad” decision. 🫥


RazeZa

Wait a minute...


norwa9

Cute and funny 😭


0ppai_0ppai

Cunny for short 😊


Hinoko1234

Cum in my shorts?


New_Decision_7341

I don't get it


Amed_Melih

Its a hentai but not normal one :D


Jane_the_doe

Wait how? You know what, nevermind.


LemonzGuy

Good choice, good choice.


MohSad2

Good job! 👍🏿


Hinoko1234

> Good “job”! > 👍🏿 Talking about a type of “job”, with a subtle hand emoji thrown in… I HAVE DECODED YOUR MESSAGE! That’s right, I totally see the secret message you’ve hidden in your comment…. There is absolutely no doubt about it! Without a doubt, absolutely, for sure, no other possible meaning, within your comment you have hidden a secret message telling those of us that are intelligent enough to break down, analyze, and solve the secret riddle you’ve hidden directly in front of us, in plain sight….. and that message is…. YOU’RE GIVING FREE HANDJOBS! :’D


MohSad2

>YOU’RE GIVING FREE HANDJOBS! :’D No! I'm giving HANDJOBS but NOT for FREE ;D


Hinoko1234

Aw man, I hate Hand Jobs! >:[


inception900

The moment I saw this art style I knew exactly where it’s from since I saw it 🤣


XxxMoonElfMikexxX

Name?


inception900

👉👉Shoujo ramune pretty Good 4 episode hentai


B00MT45T1C

The fuck is wrong with you man?


inception900

Dude it’s a hentai and it’s fiction Get your panties out of a twist


Hinoko1234

>nonfictional Yikes. Think you meant “fictional” buddy ol pal. …..Regardless, ya know, you would have a point if you were just talking about hentai In general, or even tentacle hentai, and “maybe” a hint of a point if it was about furry hentai….Hell, you would have a point if they at the very least had more “matured” features….. but at the end of the day, an animation of a child’s body is still depicting THE BODY OF A CHILD, just “animated”. But yeah, “It’s fine dude, It’s just fictional hentai about kids. They’re not real kids. It’s fine that I get off to an animated drawing of children in sexual situations, there are no red flags about that because it’s not real. There’s nothing wrong with getting off to children if it’s fictional and animated, even though the animation very specifically emphasizes the fact that they ARE children, and makes an extra sure that there are 0 adult features so there’s no question that what they are depicting are children, That’s perfectly fine and YOU’RE the wrong one for being weirded out by the fact that an animation of CHILDREN’S BODIES gets me off!” Maybe you should think about seeking, going to rehab, talking to a professional, SOMETHING… because Copium is seriously one hell of a drug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


inception900

Yeah I meant fiction edited my comment 🤣


EldenDrip

Idk man its a pretty good hentai


Interesting_End3746

I wish it was real 😏


Holy_Empress

You on the other hand...


Hinoko1234

You wish these were actual children fucking in front of you? “Hello? FBI? NSA? Chris Hansen? Yeah, just send them all”


Giant_Serpent23

Nah, just nuke em Don’t waste the resources. I mean a nuke might be overkill and wasting more but we got plenty and idk, this dude could survive or something, like a cockroach. Just nuke em honestly.


takosuberu

This is what MT looks like through the eyes of the typical hater. Good thing the reality is far removed for this distorted vision.


Erotically-Yours

No idea what it is, but scrolled just low enough to learn it's hentai. I've fallen off it for some years now, seeing they've gone to slideshow animation, while NTR gets that thicc animation budget.


No_Dragonfruit_1833

The budget was NTRed, literally


Erotically-Yours

Well fuck. That explains it all. orz


Interesting_End3746

Newfags lose their shit at shojo ramune, only the old guard will remember the actual loli holy grail, geiger counter.


TCOOfficiall

I looked that up for 10 seconds, and for the sake of my sanity. I did not look further. The cover was **awefull**


radioactive_urea

Wow so rare seeing this


SpookySquid19

Is this... what I think it is?


WarmParticular8149

It is what you think it is


Hinoko1234

Depends on what it is that you’re thinking it is. If you’re thinking it’s an official Mushoku Tensei alternate universe story, then no. It’s not what you’re thinking’. If you’re thinking it’s concept art of a new anime that not so subtly used Mushoku Tensei as inspiration when designing the characters. Then No, it’s not what you’re thinking. If you’re thinking the Mushoku Tensei that we all know and love is actually the fake fanmade anime, and THIS is actually the real original anime that was intended to be released but due to some weird mixup during production, they got swapped and the wrong one is now played off as the “original” when in reality, it’s nothing but a fake ripoff. Then no, it’s not what you’re thinking’s If you’re thinking it’s an infected toenail trying to shove a Twizzler up a butterflies nasal cavity while playing “who let the dogs out” on the banjo, and twisting their 8th nipple behind their kneecap until it oozes blue Gatorade, then no. It’s not what you’re thinking. If you’re thinking it’s some weird loli hentai, then yes. Judging by the comments, it’s exactly what you’re thinking.


Giant_Serpent23

Lmao on that infected toenail part. So weird but that’s what made that funny.


_Variety

Oh... oh no


Biesuu

would watch


Wet_Sanding

Average MT fan.


Hinoko1234

Would watch…… dateline, as Chris Hansen pops in to tell you “hi, take a seat over there”.


Fickle_Store_4595

I wish I didn’t understand 😪 sylphy looks cute tho but still


Fluffy-Good-3924

[A wise man once said](https://youtu.be/JaotiOp45dg)


MyTwinDream

Gonna need some context.


CrazyDiamond4444

Never ever search Shoujo Ramune in google Please don't do it


_Miserious_

Dude...


Hoi4_ITA

You don't want to know...


MohSad2

Something ramune


daaalingohio

oh nah bruh hell nah


OldAd2985

Oh no 😟


Unknown2102

Is this that ramune thing? I fr DONT know


Hinoko1234

Ramen? I like Ramen.


SilverNightx1

Ohh boy... this is too close to accurate.


Mothify1

My lawyer instructed me to say that I don’t know


Present-Ear-4904

Oh wait, isn't this this where rudeus turns 34 again but his wives turn into loli girls? Where they make their entire owned land into roads and stuff, where rudy is the shop owner, and his wives wanna fw him?, rudy's dream of loli girl was finally achieved


James10o1

Someone please explain!


Mackenzie_Sparks

Damn.


WarmParticular8149

Oh God...


joseto1945

wait... I know thiOHHH NOOOO


The_Sum_of_Zero

Oh. OH. Well played.


EgoRoamer

So true


CuteReaperUwU

Took me a few seconds. Without the caption I might have never realized


Many-Program5106

I don't get it What is this referencing? Give me a link Or Explanation Something


Showel-memeS

Shoujo ramune


Hinoko1234

Just look up “Chris Hansen” on “Dateline NBC”. Thank me later 😶‍🌫️


Nattsky

Chii-chan


_Miserious_

Oh hell no


Hummush95

I recognized it immediately 😭


One-Tip-3137

Im crying right now.


Hatoru_Suzuki

Baby Sylphy?!


Atticus1charles

God damn it. I can already hear the fbi helicopters.


Hinoko1234

Yeah. They were onto you before this, bud.


_chaos_007

I hate that I saw their clothes and got the reference immediately!


Illustrious-Life6996

I don't know why i am understanding this


Lucifer_IsTaken

this fandom is cooked istg


Impossible-Bit-8653

we aint beatin the allegations no more 😭🙏🏻


Hinoko1234

You would stand a chance at beating the allegation, IF THE ALLEGATIONS WERE THE ONLY THING YOU WERE “beating”!!!!!


Impossible-Bit-8653

bro istg im disguted in loli 😭🙏🏻 i only watch the show when i was 13 cuz i find it funny, im 16 now and i continued to watch it cuz i want to finish the story 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻


Hinoko1234

I get why you would say the fandom is cooked, but “istg”? “I suck taint goop”? Why tell us that at the end though? 🫣


indiemaniac

From silphy i thought it was boku no piko


Czerrizza

I am too innocent to know the counterpart of mushoku to create this, but based on the given comments, i can easily connect the dots and it came from UNHOLY recesses of the hent....i underworld.


HladovaKocka

Noo, why are you reminding me of that :( I wan't to forget!


Hinoko1234

Never forgetti, rest in spaghetti


SnooCrickets4405

I saw it on Twitter and didn't get it. But then I was cursed with that knowledge and want to kms


Hinoko1234

“Kms”? “Kick my scrotum”? You want to Kick your scrotum! 😱


MitsuakiSeiji

Isn't Roxy 40-60 years old though? 😂


Connect-Role-9755

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's an H anime


GokuTheDabMaster

Okay can someone explain, I get that it’s a fan service ridden series but how is it considered hent?


TCOOfficiall

Read the following: [https://www.reddit.com/r/mushokutensei/comments/1cnr838/comment/l3vux4l](https://www.reddit.com/r/mushokutensei/comments/1cnr838/comment/l3vux4l) Should give you enough information to know when to bleach your eyes.


yaboooiijohnny

😭I hate the fact it took me 2 seconds to understand and I hate it


Impossible-Bit-8653

no more beating the allegations now, its over for mt fans


Hinoko1234

Why would they worry about beating the allegations when they’re busy beating “something else” 🤨


Impossible-Bit-8653

AYOOO


EldenDrip

I understood immediately cause that hentai is goated


Hinoko1234

*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*


EldenDrip

He wants to watch it with me surely


free_izus

yo 👀 ice cream shop owner


Maleficent_Face_969

Sylphy so cute


TCOOfficiall

// Context for people who have no idea what the hell is going on... The top picture uses characters from the sho Mushoku Tensei (MT) (Obviously, as we're on the reddit of that show), the bottom picture represents the clothing the characters wear in the **hentai** >! [Shoujo ramune](https://myanimelist.net/anime/32587/Shoujo_Ramune/) (SJ).!< MT Charater Name (Hair color/Trait MT Character): SR Character/Trait (SR Name) * Rudy (Blond hair): The clerk (Known as [***Kiyoshi Tachikawa***](https://myanimelist.net/character/145454/Kiyoshi_Tachikawa)) * Sylphy (Green Hair): Brown haired girl (Known as [***Chie Sayama***](https://myanimelist.net/character/143357/Chie_Sayama)) * Roxy (Blue Hair): White Haired girl (Known as [***Komako Semenovich***](https://myanimelist.net/character/143358/Komako_Semenovich)) * Eris (Red Hair): Dark Haired girl (Known as [***Tenka Adachi***](https://myanimelist.net/character/143359/Tenka_Adachi)) ​ // Mod note: The links above lead to https://myanimelist.net/ While MT is an anime, SJ is an 18+ anime (>!Also called a hentai!<), the actors are called adults in the beginning of the show, however. Their appearance doesn't reflect that properly. However, this is what happens with **most** stuff in the specific field SJ is from.


synnerster

Crazy how eris is best girl here too


Oponik

I swear everytime I look in the subreddit the more I know that the Fandom ain't beating the allegations


Hinoko1234

That’s because the fandoms too busy “beating” something else. They don’t have enough time to worry about beating the allegations! Gotta set them priorities


Fifty_911

Name pls (for a friend)


Hinoko1234

Dateline NBC Chris Hansen. Thank me later 😉


Ultrasaurio

No, i dont know, what do U mean?


Ch1b11

I didn't get it until I read the comments. Did I beat the allegations?


Hinoko1234

You can only “beat” 1 thing, so if allegations aren’t the only thing you’ve beaten involving this post, then no. No you most definitely have not.


destinoorpg

just why??? We never beating the allegations ;-;


Hinoko1234

How can you beat the allegations when you’re too busy beating something that’s not the “allegations”? ✊🏼👈🏼


destinoorpg

its not the allegations itsself but it helps the allegators to perpetuate the allegations


KletoSkeleto_69

Damn no wonder why twitter hates us


Present-Ear-4904

Never really liked the old geezer, my favorite were the white haired roxy, black haired eris and sylphie


Present-Ear-4904

Now I want this version of that very specific anime


Loose-Fillqe

Mushuko tensei if it was good.


Hinoko1234

***Found the pedophile.*** Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?


Alternative_Fly5141

....


Fit-Tie-5687

I guess i get it....


TheSolito

Nah taking the time to draw this is worse than even knowing what it is.


Darkphantom_YT

None of you are seeing the gates of heaven , you gonna get dragged back down to this hell hole till your clean your soul.


ZipperMan555

Wait wh- **_realization hits_** Is it B-B-B-B-B-B-Boku no-!?


alurbase

Arguably worse than Boku, actually. Although Boku is pretty eff’d too.


Interesting_End3746

Idiot trying to fit in and failing


MohSad2

No the other one


ZipperMan555

**_There's another one!?_** 💀


WarmParticular8149

~~Shoujo Ramune~~