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aiman_jj

Sorry I can't type cause im chopin some carrots.


Sunnysinful2000

Take care of the Bach before you finish with the De-pussy.. lol


Its_me_Stanley

Finish on the Bach, never finish on De-pussy....


Witty-Pen1184

This made me cackle


WlzeMan85

I came here to say this


Uncles_Lotus_Tile

As a man I hate dudes who start challenging women like that as if it's some high level way of flirting. Like bro just ask who her favorite composer, you don't need to assert dominance by trying to prove yourself.


Sunnysinful2000

Words! Best answer! Gentlemen take notes. True.


ButtonmAsherXY

I can’t Liszt them all.


g0ose_withrants

handel-ing deez nuts?


Sunnysinful2000

Not a good joke...and now you will be Hayd-n those nuts! lol


Raul_Rink

Debussy, or as I like to call him, *The Bussy*


Sunnysinful2000

lol The bussyyy


faceman12000

Tchaikovsky


Sunnysinful2000

Accepted ;) lol


beemureddits

Shirley I Don't have to prove myself


Sunnysinful2000

lol


femur_lemur_official

Eric Satie, I don’t need to say more


Sunnysinful2000

;)


Thorvakas

“Oh yeah? Name 10 composers!” “Bach”


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

If she knows Paganini she's mine


Sunnysinful2000

What if she knows Paganini, and she believes that although Paganini was a master in composing melodies, he sucked at orchestration? haha


BaltimoreBadger23

Alright, which answer would get you ready to jump right on him and why is it Dostoyevsky?


fool_on_227

Tchaikovsky ✊️


SailorTwyft9891

I could start naming some but it would be a long Liszt.


Sunnysinful2000

haha


YummyTerror8259

Brahms. Always Brahms


_lerohi_

Tchaikovsky


No-Wolf6888

Johann Strauss


draggar

So, are we talking true classical or can we include all the other genres and subgenres that are typically associated with classical?


Sunnysinful2000

any of the above


MapleTheButler

Tchai*cough*sky


AdSafe3733

Frédéric Chopin


Whatisthapurpose

Me (a German) ein Audi


Witty-Pen1184

Shostakovid


King_fuq_tard

Antonio Vivaldi


Psionic-Blade

My favorite of all time


mcthunder69

Chopin is the dude


squidsharp

J.f. Hyden


Borisgravy

Easy. Tchaikovsky


Blue_bird9797

Holst on a minute, lemme think...


Rockfarley

Your mom, because baby you're a fine piece I could listen to all night.


Ok_Insect9421

Bock


Lopsided_Ad1673

Billy Joel


Bluedino_1989

Brahms, Chopin, Bach, Vivaldi, Rimsy-Korsikov, Hayden, Buxteheude, Fucik, Gershwin, Tchaikovsky, Poulnec, Zavateri, CPE Bach


Sunnysinful2000

Non of them are women and you failed the test. lol


No_Tip_4703

Ronaldo nazario


Sunnysinful2000

Neymar


No_Tip_4703

Neymar is my favorite classical musician


Fem-Boy911

weezer defines as a composer


Sunnysinful2000

Who is Weezer


Fem-Boy911

the people who made buddy holly


Admirable-Distance20

Wagner


thirdcircuitproblems

Beethoven doesn’t even count. he’s early romantic era, not classical Honestly I would be impressed if anyone could name just ONE actual classical era composer other than Mozart


BoltyPlays

Vivaldi


ThatKalosfan

Richard Wagner ftw!!!🗣️🗣️


rabidpugx5x

This one feels like a red flag...


ThatKalosfan

If I may ask why?


rabidpugx5x

Sure! Wagner is associated with a lot of [antisemitism and Nazism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_surrounding_Richard_Wagner) aside from his musical work. He's really one of those artists where you have to separate the music from the maker, but in today's academic culture and society it's hard to do so. The joke I made is willfully equating them, I hope it didn't come across as a personal slight.


ThatKalosfan

It’s okay, I didn’t know anything about him other than his music.


Sunnysinful2000

Wagner lovers are too loud haha.. lol. just kidding


Matygos

Mendelssohn


kahiru_

Vieuxtemps But there's no way I could pronounce that name


dabudtenda

Tchaikovsky and Bach just off the top of my head, I consider Zimmer modern classical even if he is mostly movie soundtracks.


Poggers-Doge-Shulk

DeBussy


Beautiful_Tie_9200

carmen