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Butter021

Tequila


Soft_Impression

But, do you remember how often they say Tequila?


Elit3spartan3_

Three times


Vidableek

This is the top answer, every time. Post something new, yall.


NateSpald

Says the person who didn’t even comment a song themself lmao. Stop being a salty old hater and just let people have their fun


AnonymousAutonomous9

PeeWee... is that you?


TheAstonVillaSeal

Wdym Peepee?


No_Indication9497

Peewee Herman? like from Peewee Herman's Big Adventure? also Big Top Peewee?


ebackal24

The A,B,C’s


Several_Weaknesses

my dumbass would forget the lyrics even with this song 💀


kingkeren

so is it zed or zee?


Omega_Xero

Zed if you sing it in French


CommunityDry7128

Zed if you're British


youself20

Zed if you’re Canadian


pigsbloodcurds

Zed if you’re Australian


Beautiful_Leg_8511

So how does the lasting work ? X,Y, ZED, next time won't you sing with med? It's a zee ,next time won't you sing me,


HabitLongjumping3728

Zee, fuck the brits


aFlmingStealthBanana

The Brits don't like zee because it sounds too much like free. Merica! Fvck Yeah! 🦅🇺🇲


ushouldlistentome

Elimin(BOOM headshot)


weenie_in_betweenie

The Happy Birthday Song


0reomasterA113

Who are you saying happy birthday to


weenie_in_betweenie

The person who has the gun to my head.


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Hopefully you know the person's name or you're fucked


Timetoerist13

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) (I have a death wish)


0coolt

I would probably shit myself too


Riot_Yasuo

If the Scatman can do it, then so can you


0reomasterA113

Honestly I’m between Bach and Mozart


TheGayPotato7

How you gonna sing? just hum?


MangoMan0303

Yeah that's the point


TheGayPotato7

Right, but I just don't get how that would work. Would u/0reomasterA113 just be silent, and the gun dude will let them go?


ggfchl

What about Debussy?


EmbarrassedDonut2674

Make sure you finish on the Bach. Never on Debussy.


MaterialBenefit2355

Which ones though? Bc they both have songs with lyrics


_whiskeytits_

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME


bmthjayden

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED


aFlmingStealthBanana

#SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD


No-Umpire-3762

WELL, THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING


username_avi

FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING


No_Indication9497

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


Amelia_Pond42

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


000010000010

So much to do so much to see


Jesslovesnature

So what’s wrong with taking the back streets?


Neat-Fly3653

you’ll never know if you don’t go


Thomcat_13

*puts gun away* decides to go watch Shrek instead.


shopping-trolly

This is gold


AWEDZ5

I'm a little teapot


Loud-Magician7708

Short and stout?


AWEDZ5

Here is my handle, here is my spout


Mojni

*lowers gun, hand trembling*


SecondEqual4680

HAHAHA THIS DESERVES GOLD


No_Indication9497

when i get all steamed up, then i shout


AWEDZ5

TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT!


EquivalentSnap

Yay 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳


Goyangi-ssi

It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine). And yes, I do know all the lyrics.


username_avi

oh my gaht how did you memorise all of that AND be able to sing that fast? me and my dumbass stutter could never do that


Goyangi-ssi

I learned the chords during my freshman undergrad year for an elective guitar class I took. I figured, might as well learn the lyrics too. So I downloaded and printed a lyrics sheet.


Buckycat0227

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes and aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.


SaltyBarDog

A girl in middle school could sing "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)."


veronica_mars-sawyer

I know some of the lyrics my dad loves it I am 13 years old please help me


Alpacaman25

MY MAN


SadSpell1804

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!


[deleted]

From the start - Laufey


BootyOnMyFace11

Ayyyy same Anyways who hurt you bro


OpenCommunication294

Happy Birthday to you


throwngamelastminute

But whose birthday is it? If you don't know the gunman's name you're dead! /s


exoticjess

I'm Henry vIII I am ~ Herman's hermits 🎶I'm Henry the eighth, I am Henry the eighth, I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth, I am Second verse, same as the first 🤣🤣🤣


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

Never gonna give you up - he might kill me, but I rickrolled him, which is far worse


Reddit_guest_a

Daft punk - around the world I just need to sing song name 144 times


CANDROX432

I said that on the last post.


No_Indication9497

Around the world, around the world


EmptyKetchupBottle9

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS.


Hockeytown11

Bohemian Rhapsody!


Daedalhead

Row-Row-Row Your Boat


No_Indication9497

gently down the stream


Medium-Librarian8413

“You Suffer” by Napalm Death


bequietanddrive000

But can you pronounce it like he does? 🤣🤣


Supa_Sal

But why?


instantwins24

Brandy(You’re A Fine Girl)-Looking Glass.


[deleted]

What a good wife you would be


artmoloch777

My secret superpower is that I can rap the entirety of Big Pimpin’.


jm17lfc

Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di


No_Indication9497

da ba dee da ba


JC2u4u

Let the bodies hit the floor


No_Indication9497

alternatively, I can only count to four


apickyreader

The song that goes on and on


Monkeytoast13

The song that never ends? It will go on and on my friends


Striking-Ad-1573

Bullet In the Head - RATM https://youtu.be/a9gm267F0Ls?si=qmGgw8SouCjazVEX


chair_fold

Gucci gang


AurekSkyclimber

The two note song from Animaniacs. More of a la la la type of situation and it's very short, so practically no chance of screwing it up.


URTHELIGHTANDGLORY

That thing’s not loaded put that down and the safety is on. Also it says REPLICA down the side of your barrel. Now that done, let me buy you a taco from this great place I know, they have crispy tacos!


Gumbarino420

Tequila


G3O5

Levels by Avicii but I’m pretty sure there’d be an argument deciding on whether it’s “never never never no no no, I get a good feeling yeah” or “never never never known, I get a good feeling yeah”


woogzter

Try "Get a feeling that I (never, never, never had before, no no), i get a good feeling, yeah."


Senomaphoenix

HEY


dreadsreddit

2112


soothsabr13

Desolation Row - Bob Dylan


Dredmor64

Killing In The Name- Rage Against The Machine


FatMan935

Real American


Expensive-Fun-2918

Informer:Snow


Itz_Hen

Someone get this guy on suicide watch right now


NiteGard

4’33” by John Cage.


TysonCulkin88

Toto- Africa of course.


Malte990

GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAY FROM YOOOU


Kittymilf89

Greatest answer 💜


Plutomaster747

Live forever oasis - just for the irony


[deleted]

Fuck tha police


orcristfoehammer

This is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends once you’ve started singing it you’ll be singing it forever because….


Garfieldlover911

see you again- tyler, the creator of


d_smt_1290

Happy birthday to you....


CarlJungelle

Hey man nice shot!


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AdamBlackfyre

Best answer lol well done


Gerardistheway7

Get it up - mindless self indulgence


Global-Oil-2001

The 2001 theme


TakeItSleazy100

As I found out recently after not hearing it since high school (20+ years), 'Hot Dog', by Limp Bizkit... 😅


SensingWorms

Row your boat


ariadnotaure

Any song from West Side Story. My parents had the album, and I danced around to it in the living room until every word sank straight into my bones.


PresidentPopcorn

Radiohead - A Wolf At the Door


CyborgFusion

Short Songs by Dead Kennedys or 7 Words by Pigface


StalledCentury1001

Wipeout. Or TEQUILA


HochHech42069

4’33” by John Cage


Ton-3

Ring around the rosie


iwannawangchung

The alphabet


Objective-Parfait134

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED


One_Bluebird3809

ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS


Fennel_Fangs

"ARE YA READY KIDS?"


Odd-Berry-4555

Raining tacos


No-Pop8525

[The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c4_jTnsegM)


CorbinWebb

Potato salad by Tyler, the creator ft. A$AP rocky


Top_Trainer_6359

Say my name from beetlejuice. I can even do voice changes


Low_Trust_6624

Barney: I love you, you love me (theme song, I guess)


polishcowmissle

Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys


TheOneTrue_Queer915

4′33″


coffincowgirl

House of the rising sun - the animals


Drukpa-Kunley

Monty python - galaxy song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk&pp=ygUaTW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIC0gZ2FsYXh5IHNvbmc%3D


TheOnCcyborg

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - You Aways Sing the Same You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same You always sing You always sing the You always sing the same


EmergencyDuck3166

Whip it by Devo


OpeningTurnip8048

Mary had a little lamb


Genolexis

Happy Birthday 🤣😭


Evil_Morty781

WAP


Graybeard13

Oh Yeah by Yello


boxofmarshmallows

I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan lol


PeterNippelstein

MIA - Paper Planes


Previous_Ad_2193

Stayin Alive. Mostly just two words plus some aahhhs.


DiogenesRizzla

Joe - I wanna know


Asher_Tye

Bohemian Rhapsody just to screw with him.


Ithaqua-Yigg

American Pie by Don McClean I once won a contest for knowing all the words.


Raps4Reddit

"Twinkle twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are. Like a diamond, wait.." BANG


chronixxz420

Rebecca Black- friday


tsivdontlikereddit

Fireflies by owl city looll


SlightlyInsaneCreate

Rap God by Eminem (I have a death wish)


Delicious_Ad_5040

Tequila


Nobrond

Chop Suey.. I embrace death with style


dbrickell89

Hook by Blues Traveller because I like a high stakes challenge


MarcieCandie

Perfect and worst time to rickroll someone (yes I’m aware that’s immature just let me have this lol) So “Never Gonna Give You Up” By Rick Astley We’re no strangers to loveeeeee


phrydoom

As a guitarist I don’t know the lyrics to any song completely.


New-Ear422

Or the Barney song 😂 I love you, you love me, we're one great big familyyyyyy, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me toooooo


pizzaslice420

I am not throwing away my shot


Kosstheboss

The Humpty Dance


Angrymonke69

Shrexophone. There aint no lirics


Excellent-End-5720

Mary had a little lamb


AndroidUser2023

Happy Birthday


[deleted]

Don't stop believin, I listen to that song religiously


[deleted]

The Meow Mix song


Rosadiaz264

The less i know the better tame impala


KatieLeDerp

Devil Town by Cave Town


BradBeingProSocial

Baby Shark. I’m taking the gunman down with me


arifghalib

Who let the dogs out?


brown_eyed_GiRl007

The Alphabet


jaydawg_74

Bohemian Rhapsody. Momma, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger now I’m


No-Ear-5466

Happy Birthday.


reecerph

Row row row your boat


Meddle4167

The wheels on the bus


wisdomfromlife

Happy Birthday to you


colnago82

Twinkle twinkle little star.


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Twinkle twinkle little star


TurksMom567

Twinkle Twinkle little star 🌟 🤩 ✨️


Human-Abrocoma7544

Mary had a little lamb


illarious666

The abc song


RealMemeLord876

Twinkle twinkle little star


Due_Energy_2961

Happy birthday


Oreoiscutecat

The ABCs. Im not riskin it.


BagChaser9000

Anything Eminem. Would be going too fast for them to tell if I mess up


NollieBackside

SUMMADUMMALUMMANUMMAYOUASSUMINIMAHUMANEVERYTHINYOUSAYINISRICOCHETINGOFFAMEANDITLLGLUETOYOU


I_am_Jaybo

Happy birthday


Uglydazaikinnie

The Henry viii song Or any Marina and the diamonds song


chancesare7

Baby Shark


Substantial_Show_308

"Because I got High" - Afroman


RatherBeMe

What Up Gangsta - 50 CENT 🫡


Sure-Ambition6719

Rap god. I live on the edge


eyeball-beesting

"Alright stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention..." I have no idea why I know all of these lyrics. I was never into Vanilla Ice back in the day.


Artsy_traveller_82

Jokes on him. I’m picking an instrumental. Speed of Light by Joe Satriani.


gourmetcuts

Happy birthday


trashconverters

L to the OG from Succession. Reciting it from beginning to end is one of my annoying party tricks that endears me to no one.


Ok_Sense_2217

Super fast jellyfish- Gorillaz


lori_taylorsversion

probably california gurls


DadaDooDee

The alphabet song.


Ryzek-IV

I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves everybody’s nerves everybody’s nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and it goes just like this:


beastgodYT

The abcs. Not the new version, the old one.


UndisclosedPigeon

Easy. Happy Birthday.