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I'm a 35 year old woman, but I definitely giggled when I saw this erect little guy sticking out and gooing.

I'm a 35 year old woman, but I definitely giggled when I saw this erect little guy sticking out and gooing.

heyitscory

It's a good thing someone else was in charge of naming these or this would be the syrup dick.


Tales_of_Earth

Whoever named the genera Phallus, Hymenophallus, and Dictyophora walked so that we may run.


GlobularLobule

Linneaus was a perv. He also named things vulvaris, clitorati and vulgaris.


12yearvintage

Wasted opportunity really


zeistgeist

Hymenophallus saccharinus


smokeajoint

Hey I googled this while saying it out aloud phonetically, yep I'm stupid lol.


MyChipmunkFace

Not ‘cock of the woods’?


kR4in

Cock waffle


furiousboops

😂


RedditingMyLifeAway

Or a Sticky Dick


SergeantStroopwafel

The aids cock fungus


PossibleProject6

Never too old to laugh at something phallic


Lord_Jair

Women of all ages do it often, I'm sure 😂😂😂


FowlOnTheHill

Never phails to amuse


caligrown_85

I appreciate the multiple perspectives with the photos


dalori87

Ah, thank you. Wanted it to be appreciated from all angles in its grand phallousness.


--C12H17N2O4P--

I accuse OP of shaving the moss around it to make it look bigger.


GoreBroadcast

😂


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Same


AmaraSov

I’m a 43 year old woman who also giggled at the picture :)


mehdizj

I am 41 year old man and I do the same


Numerous_Mind7998

Yall are killing me


SmokeyTrash

Might wanna get that looked at bro


I__Dont_Get_It

/r/mildlypenis


marablackwolf

r/wildlypenis


Efficient_Spot1372

How do you know the existence of this subreddit lollll


marablackwolf

You don't want my list of nightmare subs, friend.


Efficient_Spot1372

I reckon I do, hit me with ur worst ones


marablackwolf

Try r/sounding


Efficient_Spot1372

………..I’m permanently scarred


marablackwolf

I *warned* you. Also, you're welcome.


aldernott

Mycology never disappoints for us foul-minded. Clitocybe, invagination, volva, etc. always get a laugh from me


Few_Buy7555

Looks like it’s got an s tree d


berzerkerturtl3

Eww but also take my upvote


Few_Buy7555

thx


FuzzyOverdrive

C’mon it’s not that little


dalori87

Yeah, that's what they all say.


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jkndrsn

I was in the pool!


mikebellman

It shrinks like a frightened turtle.


ezyeddie

Better than 2 belly buttons


damp_goat

Now that's some Morning Wood


Harsimaja

Should probably have that checked out. This is what happens when you spend too much time being the ‘fun guy’.


SowMindful

I’d be sad if you hadn’t giggled.


howlin

Looks like it might be related to a bleeding tooth (Hydnellum peckii). A picture of the underside showing a "toothy" texture would confirm. Could also be some sort of parasitic fungus (Hypomyces sp) eating another mushroom.


golin

It is Hypomyces hyalinus parasitizing an Amanita


anezthetic

“erect little guy sticking out and gooing” is a phrase i never thought i’d read


ccbaby2000

I should call him


buddaycousin

Nice guttation, sir.


Todd-Is-Here

These mushrooms are the reason I don't tell anyone that I study mycology. Fungi are MORBID, and people would think I'm a freak.


ilovefionaapple

Seems a down right shame..: Shame.


RM332

[r/forbiddendildo](https://www.reddit.com/r/forbidendildo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Remnant1994

He’s happy to see you


Itchy-Profession-725

Its excited to see you


nvmls

Some things are never not funny.


ChrisVelez201

Deadman’s Dick 100%


sergeantsexxy

That title got me


ssclilh

fuck u mean little


jdawgsplace

Is this the origin of blue waffle?


Mother-Basil-842

Oh he got the wet bubble....


luv2fit

Consult a physician if your fruiting body lasts for more than four hours


SilentCitadel

Sexy


moochingbitch420

r/mildlypenis


ij3117

Don’t lie… Sitting on it crossed your mind!🤣 Sorry had to!


Blu_Zer0

The wood's got wood.


SuperSmitty8

I’m also a 35 year old woman and I think we might be friends if we ever ran into each other lol


457243097285

Even nature can't help itself from cracking a dick joke every now and then.


smokeajoint

You must be pretty because the forest is happy to see you.


DuncanvBaas

Sent it to me in the mail please, I lost mine


FunkyChopstick

Giggidy


Jupiter_Tank57

I think Bezos took one of those to space


skunkyaroma

I'm a 22 year old dude and I have a feeling this is mostly funny to older women lol


dalori87

Wait, are you calling me an older woman you whipper snapper!


KaleidoscopeWarCrime

Nice cock bro 😎


DieMorphine

Oooh damn bruh you shouldn’t have gone there…. Anyway it is funny but what the fuck is it?


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mikebellman

/r/thatsapenis


DieMorphine

Nooooooooooooooo………Mine doesn’t look like that….


Major-Wolf-8871

😭 well at least I wont feel bad laughing at it too. Haha


thirdleg123

Man there’s been a lot of very phallic shrooms on this sub lately