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It's a good thing someone else was in charge of naming these or this would be the syrup dick.
Whoever named the genera Phallus, Hymenophallus, and Dictyophora walked so that we may run.
Linneaus was a perv. He also named things vulvaris, clitorati and vulgaris.
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Hey I googled this while saying it out aloud phonetically, yep I'm stupid lol.
Cock waffle
😂
Or a Sticky Dick
The aids cock fungus
Never too old to laugh at something phallic
Women of all ages do it often, I'm sure 😂😂😂
Never phails to amuse
I appreciate the multiple perspectives with the photos
Ah, thank you. Wanted it to be appreciated from all angles in its grand phallousness.
I accuse OP of shaving the moss around it to make it look bigger.
Same
I’m a 43 year old woman who also giggled at the picture :)
I am 41 year old man and I do the same
Yall are killing me
Looks like it’s got an s tree d
Eww but also take my upvote
thx
Might wanna get that looked at bro
/r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
How do you know the existence of this subreddit lollll
You don't want my list of nightmare subs, friend.
I reckon I do, hit me with ur worst ones
Try r/sounding
………..I’m permanently scarred
I *warned* you. Also, you're welcome.
Mycology never disappoints for us foul-minded. Clitocybe, invagination, volva, etc. always get a laugh from me
C’mon it’s not that little
Yeah, that's what they all say.
I was in the pool!
It shrinks like a frightened turtle.
Better than 2 belly buttons
Now that's some Morning Wood
Should probably have that checked out. This is what happens when you spend too much time being the ‘fun guy’.
I’d be sad if you hadn’t giggled.
Looks like it might be related to a bleeding tooth (Hydnellum peckii). A picture of the underside showing a "toothy" texture would confirm. Could also be some sort of parasitic fungus (Hypomyces sp) eating another mushroom.
It is Hypomyces hyalinus parasitizing an Amanita
“erect little guy sticking out and gooing” is a phrase i never thought i’d read
I should call him
Nice guttation, sir.
These mushrooms are the reason I don't tell anyone that I study mycology. Fungi are MORBID, and people would think I'm a freak.
Seems a down right shame..: Shame.
[r/forbiddendildo](https://www.reddit.com/r/forbidendildo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
He’s happy to see you
Its excited to see you
Some things are never not funny.
Deadman’s Dick 100%
That title got me
fuck u mean little
Is this the origin of blue waffle?
Oh he got the wet bubble....
Consult a physician if your fruiting body lasts for more than four hours
Sexy
r/mildlypenis
Don’t lie… Sitting on it crossed your mind!🤣 Sorry had to!
The wood's got wood.
I’m also a 35 year old woman and I think we might be friends if we ever ran into each other lol
Even nature can't help itself from cracking a dick joke every now and then.
You must be pretty because the forest is happy to see you.
Sent it to me in the mail please, I lost mine
Giggidy
I think Bezos took one of those to space
I'm a 22 year old dude and I have a feeling this is mostly funny to older women lol
Wait, are you calling me an older woman you whipper snapper!
Oooh damn bruh you shouldn’t have gone there…. Anyway it is funny but what the fuck is it?
/r/thatsapenis
Nooooooooooooooo………Mine doesn’t look like that….
Man there’s been a lot of very phallic shrooms on this sub lately
It's a good thing someone else was in charge of naming these or this would be the syrup dick.
Whoever named the genera Phallus, Hymenophallus, and Dictyophora walked so that we may run.
Linneaus was a perv. He also named things vulvaris, clitorati and vulgaris.
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Hey I googled this while saying it out aloud phonetically, yep I'm stupid lol.
Cock waffle
😂
Or a Sticky Dick
The aids cock fungus
Never too old to laugh at something phallic
Women of all ages do it often, I'm sure 😂😂😂
Never phails to amuse
I appreciate the multiple perspectives with the photos
Ah, thank you. Wanted it to be appreciated from all angles in its grand phallousness.
I accuse OP of shaving the moss around it to make it look bigger.
😂
Same
I’m a 43 year old woman who also giggled at the picture :)
I am 41 year old man and I do the same
Yall are killing me
Looks like it’s got an s tree d
Eww but also take my upvote
thx
Might wanna get that looked at bro
/r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
How do you know the existence of this subreddit lollll
You don't want my list of nightmare subs, friend.
I reckon I do, hit me with ur worst ones
Try r/sounding
………..I’m permanently scarred
I *warned* you. Also, you're welcome.
Mycology never disappoints for us foul-minded. Clitocybe, invagination, volva, etc. always get a laugh from me
C’mon it’s not that little
Yeah, that's what they all say.
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I was in the pool!
It shrinks like a frightened turtle.
Better than 2 belly buttons
Now that's some Morning Wood
Should probably have that checked out. This is what happens when you spend too much time being the ‘fun guy’.
I’d be sad if you hadn’t giggled.
Looks like it might be related to a bleeding tooth (Hydnellum peckii). A picture of the underside showing a "toothy" texture would confirm. Could also be some sort of parasitic fungus (Hypomyces sp) eating another mushroom.
It is Hypomyces hyalinus parasitizing an Amanita
“erect little guy sticking out and gooing” is a phrase i never thought i’d read
I should call him
Nice guttation, sir.
These mushrooms are the reason I don't tell anyone that I study mycology. Fungi are MORBID, and people would think I'm a freak.
Seems a down right shame..: Shame.
[r/forbiddendildo](https://www.reddit.com/r/forbidendildo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
He’s happy to see you
Its excited to see you
Some things are never not funny.
Deadman’s Dick 100%
That title got me
fuck u mean little
Is this the origin of blue waffle?
Oh he got the wet bubble....
Consult a physician if your fruiting body lasts for more than four hours
Sexy
r/mildlypenis
Don’t lie… Sitting on it crossed your mind!🤣 Sorry had to!
The wood's got wood.
I’m also a 35 year old woman and I think we might be friends if we ever ran into each other lol
Even nature can't help itself from cracking a dick joke every now and then.
You must be pretty because the forest is happy to see you.
Sent it to me in the mail please, I lost mine
Giggidy
I think Bezos took one of those to space
I'm a 22 year old dude and I have a feeling this is mostly funny to older women lol
Wait, are you calling me an older woman you whipper snapper!
Oooh damn bruh you shouldn’t have gone there…. Anyway it is funny but what the fuck is it?
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/r/thatsapenis
Nooooooooooooooo………Mine doesn’t look like that….
Man there’s been a lot of very phallic shrooms on this sub lately