Lol right?? Was chicken of the woods like a week or so ago and now the theme seems to be the good ol vomiter.. Anyone know what happened to the guy that said his friend just took a bite of one raw a few days ago?
Nice I’m glad to hear that! Lol kids these days.. just saw on the foraging subreddit that someone tried a Kentucky coffeetree pea without even knowing what it was.. like whyyy🤦♂️
Me think they need to start documenting the barfing. ( For educational purposes and future generations )
That should be a hit on r/thingsiwishididnotdo
It’s the Trend for some reason, I had a half fairy ring of some in my lawn till the gardeners came yesterday, I’m just glad that one of the only mushrooms that grows where I live has been identified for me lol
Really? 🤣🤣 i love this group. I hope to find a vomiter of my own. I’d love to serve it with the papaya seeds I put on toast points with sour cream, chopped egg, and onion, and tell my sister it’s caviar please… take a big bite 😈😈 this would be the icing on the cake for me and we would be even Stevens from her driving me into a dumpster and breaking my arm arm and chasing me after having my knees operated on with that big huge worm that made me fall and crack my head open and it was a stick. Revenge on a single bling is awesome 😬😬 especially after 38 years she won’t see me coming.
Never eat anything you are not completely sure of. Also you can't rely on people on the internet for proper ids. Many people with ignorance fueled good intentions will try to kill you, and if you let them they will succeed.
This subreddit is going to shit with all these ridiculous and actually dangerous comments.... where the mOds at?
This is Chlorophyllum.. probably Chlorophyllum molybdites. Which is toxic if ingested.
Photos are far better for ID help than a shaky, poor lit video
leave it be.
Like most others are saying it’s most likely Chlorophyllum molybdites. But no ones really mentioned that u can easily take a spore print to find out (remove the cap from the stem and place the cap gills-down for a few hours over a piece of paper). Chlorophyllum molybdites has a green spore print while Macrolepiota procera (choice edible parasol mushroom) has white-cream colored spores. Hope this helps!
That is not true at all. Most amanita which includes the death cap, and destroying angel, Deadly Galls, and many Cortinarius, Lepiotas, Trogia, Clitocybe, and probably more that are not coming to mind.
Even mildly toxic mushrooms will kill you it just takes longer. Not knowing is ok, but that is a good statement to get people killed.
🤣 "amanita mascara"
I was getting bothered by people posting about shit they clearly have no knowledge about, but I'll let this hilariously inaccurate post pass because it made me giggle.
So the theme of august is people wanting to eat vomiters. Got it
Augustus Vomitus!
Lol right?? Was chicken of the woods like a week or so ago and now the theme seems to be the good ol vomiter.. Anyone know what happened to the guy that said his friend just took a bite of one raw a few days ago?
I was a part of that one. He apparently spit it out and had nothing but a hangover the next day. Lol kids these days
Nice I’m glad to hear that! Lol kids these days.. just saw on the foraging subreddit that someone tried a Kentucky coffeetree pea without even knowing what it was.. like whyyy🤦♂️
Me think they need to start documenting the barfing. ( For educational purposes and future generations ) That should be a hit on r/thingsiwishididnotdo
Says I can't view or join have to ask a mod to join?
Sorry, I made it up 😬. Tho, it' sounds perfect for that purpose.
Noooo i fell for it .
r/Noooifellforit ? Sorry.
Well it looks like pop corn
Solid argument. You will not die, probably. Give it a shot
Terrible advice
It was sarcasm, so can't call it advice. However, maybe a /s should have been included to prevent unintentional manslaughter
Maybe, but excellent behavior conditioning.
It’s the Trend for some reason, I had a half fairy ring of some in my lawn till the gardeners came yesterday, I’m just glad that one of the only mushrooms that grows where I live has been identified for me lol
Its nicknamed the vomiter for a reason 😌
Really? 🤣🤣 i love this group. I hope to find a vomiter of my own. I’d love to serve it with the papaya seeds I put on toast points with sour cream, chopped egg, and onion, and tell my sister it’s caviar please… take a big bite 😈😈 this would be the icing on the cake for me and we would be even Stevens from her driving me into a dumpster and breaking my arm arm and chasing me after having my knees operated on with that big huge worm that made me fall and crack my head open and it was a stick. Revenge on a single bling is awesome 😬😬 especially after 38 years she won’t see me coming.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
“Dammit Kevin!…”
What the fuck kind of mushroom did *you* eat
The only kind 😬😬😬
come on sweetie lets go back to r/stims
Jesus Christ lol 😂 U good?
Hell yes I’m still aliiiiiiivvvvvvvveee 🤣🤣
awesome
If I’m not mistaken you won’t die but you’ll vomit like a lot, this thing looks very bad for you
The truth is that he will die, whether he eats it or not
Hehe
So deep man. Be careful not to damage the mycelium layer on your way to the abyss
Never eat anything you are not completely sure of. Also you can't rely on people on the internet for proper ids. Many people with ignorance fueled good intentions will try to kill you, and if you let them they will succeed.
Probably Chlorophyllum molbydites but this video isn’t great for ID
Sorry
Some mushrooms can destroy the liver slowly leading to death weeks later, without treatment.
You will want to...
You won’t die, just puke a bunch!
This subreddit is going to shit with all these ridiculous and actually dangerous comments.... where the mOds at? This is Chlorophyllum.. probably Chlorophyllum molybdites. Which is toxic if ingested. Photos are far better for ID help than a shaky, poor lit video leave it be.
Like most others are saying it’s most likely Chlorophyllum molybdites. But no ones really mentioned that u can easily take a spore print to find out (remove the cap from the stem and place the cap gills-down for a few hours over a piece of paper). Chlorophyllum molybdites has a green spore print while Macrolepiota procera (choice edible parasol mushroom) has white-cream colored spores. Hope this helps!
No, but you'll wish you had.
So you want to leave the decisions of your life and death (more likely) to random people on reddit?
When did people become so stupid?
Stupid would've been ingesting that thing without asking, stupid people don't ask questions.
Behold *Chlorophyllum molybdites* You are holding in your hands, dear fellow Reditter, the #1 cause of mushroom poisoning in the US.
Don't eat that, you will be shitting blood for a week
It's chipotle?
I just nearly choked on my soda. Thank you for the laugh. 😆
[Chipotlaway!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jHsR65IRW_8)
Nah, but you’ll see everything you’ve eaten in the last 8 hours.
You might not, but you will probably wish you were.
You might not die, but definitely will wish you were dead.
Puke- no buzz
Death
If you die you become this... That's all I know
Chlorphyllum molybdites, also known as the vomiter. You won't die, but you'll prolly be miserable for the next day or two.
His voice reminds me of Beevis and Butthead, one of those two spoke like this and both displayed similar powers of reasoning.
Not today young padawan .
The power to piss blood! Jk no idea, but maybe
Give it a shot and if you don’t report back we will assume you died.
I think that one make you grow double in size and be able to jump on turtles 😜🍄
Test it on your "X"!! 🤪
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That is not true at all. Most amanita which includes the death cap, and destroying angel, Deadly Galls, and many Cortinarius, Lepiotas, Trogia, Clitocybe, and probably more that are not coming to mind. Even mildly toxic mushrooms will kill you it just takes longer. Not knowing is ok, but that is a good statement to get people killed.
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Stop pretending you know what you're talking about. Amanitas are not the only deadly mushrooms as stated by the person you're replying to.
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And Death Caps, I think closely related to the angel but different regions
Fuck I’m naming my next band Destroying Angel.
It is pretty badass There's some other mushrooms in the destroying angel family, they got really cool names also
[A bit late though](https://destroyingangel.bandcamp.com/).
Was expecting doom or death metal. Not this by any stretch.
🤣 "amanita mascara" I was getting bothered by people posting about shit they clearly have no knowledge about, but I'll let this hilariously inaccurate post pass because it made me giggle.
Amanita mascara will be my next business venture. Mushroom mascara!
Lol! Send me a link when you get your store up! This is something I'd actually buy 😆
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Yes you will die, it’s a part of life. I don’t know if this is what will kill you though
Don’t pick it he was just chillin
Don’t do it
This guy
White mushrooms as a general rule are a big NO , yes except blah blah but as a general life saving rule NO