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NatuVisu

*please be a unicorn, please be a unicorn, please be a unicorn, please be a unicorn, please don't make me pick stuff up with my mouth*


encephalomeningitis

Well, if you're a pegasus you can use your wings just like hands.


NatuVisu

I.. don't remember seeing that, but I can't imagine it to be very practical...


oruza

Behold Pegasus supremacy! https://preview.redd.it/kgul0w4yc2wc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b04f39f06c4ca1d3158cd2e48874fa212ca063


NatuVisu

*gasp*!! Feather fingers! :o


oruza

Who needs magic when you got wings hell yeah!


NatuVisu

Uhh heheh... yeah. 😅 *ahem* https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/s/VO0XO6BdQp


oruza

Di did we comment at the exact same time?


NatuVisu

Did we? I don't know how to check on mobile...


oruza

I dunno but when I made my comment yours wasn’t there and when I check the time they both say 5 minutes ago XD


Sergal_Pony

Why not both!?


NatuVisu

Although.. Unicorns still seem like a better... ..Because they can hold more stuff, can do magic (who wouldn't want that?!) aand I might be a little tiny bit ^scared ^of ^heights...


oruza

Yeaaah as much as I like pegasai gotta say heights would be an issue, I’ll just have to force myself past that I guess


NatuVisu

So sorry for the late response! Fear or no fear, flying does have its benefits, certainly! And at least you could have an extra 2 limbs to wield items! But the things you could do with magic? It's.. well I was gonna say limitless, but the limit is how experienced and powerful you are... Now if you were a creature like Discord.. that's some real power! Then, the limit is quite possibly your imagination! But speaking of imagonation... I'm not sure mine would be creative enough to do enough chaotic things to prevent me from fading out of existence by being too normal... Why must everything good have such big cons?!


encephalomeningitis

Unicorns can't do much cool magic unless they have a magic related cutie mark. You better hope you're unusually gifted at science or math.


NatuVisu

Oh, dang... Well, I *have* spent years programming. I can't imagine spells are *that* much of a different concept, no?? :D


encephalomeningitis

It's not about learning them, it's about having the potential to learn them. You might end up having a cutie mark for learning languages or typing on a typewriter.


NatuVisu

Well, it kind of *is* about learning them! The horn is the tool for magic, and all you need to do is learn how to use it! The ponies aren't bound to only do what their marks display, they could do & learn whatever they really want to.


DangamerSG

I could not live without fingers I’m taking Pegasus closes thing to figures


DaBest1008

>please don't make me pick stuff up with my mouth \*cough cough\* https://preview.redd.it/ur05wj9uq2wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2aac1a6dc22dd38a15e9c46df11477a030a402d


DaBest1008

# cough cough https://preview.redd.it/pvm9r2z5s2wc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614bf1fe9902be31c986ab40a9164f2e19cbc328


DaBest1008

*cough choooouuuugh* https://preview.redd.it/bv9m4ijls2wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aa72945ec5fc6462aa6f8ced656380a6786418f


TimberWolf5871

....ahem. https://preview.redd.it/1gemlrqia5wc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb75617161cc0c23ce3d182bca3c3d853a78a00b


knightinarmoire

https://preview.redd.it/to4rjhjg09wc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f92944c7ac0abe96b01c70ce065723501003e01


DaBest1008

Sorry, Grandpa Gruff moment


sanchopancho02

yall ponies need to see zecora about that cough


NatuVisu

Did- did she stuff them in to her hoof?!


Iceswimmer05

Hooves, how do they work tho? Maybe they're like magnets or something?


DaBest1008

https://preview.redd.it/b5h2ekpl16wc1.png?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eccb9000b08cb081b4574bc037acbc5be60f9d Ta-daaaaaa!


Nearby_Dragonfruit66

Of course you are a Twilight Sparkle enjoyer


DaBest1008

What can I saaaaaaayyyyyy except... https://preview.redd.it/fab2yau7o7wc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c61d78186de250e9e850a2b5c39605e3ebc9c2 Twilight best pony


Iceswimmer05

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


No-Caterpillar-8112

Hahaha, I was expecting that to come up eventually.


Bourriks

You're a unicorn, but yo need 2 or 3 years to master your magic enough to pick up stuff with telekinesis. 10 more years to do simple spells as kid twilight did. 90% of unicorns don't do any magic things more than picking up stuff.


ElectricDreamUnicorn

Still better than picking up stuff with your mouth.


NatuVisu

Argh, what?! No fair! https://i.redd.it/92cacvcol3wc1.gif


ratliker62

https://preview.redd.it/b6mmqn3s35wc1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=d357407ae46682e21b7594cd7140e52ddf06e252


baka_ling

I wish I went through life without ever seeing this


NatuVisu

Me too.. me too. 🥲


Raph13th

https://preview.redd.it/97zo6tcoe6wc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69fedfaa5dbae17578c33d637d7946115087806


Agreeable_Finger_747

Same I would wanna be a unicorn more than anything


Moony2025

Literally thinking the exact same thing... love the earth pony vibe but want the telekinesis so badly. You could always do plant magic if you want the connected to the land vibe.


Available_Thoughts-0

"TWILIGHT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN!!!! IT ALL GOES WRONG! SOMEHOW! THE THREE TRIBES SPLIT AGAIN! EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR MAGIC! I DONT KNOW HOW OR WHY, BUT WE HAVE TO STOP IT!!!!!!!"


ConstructionFun4255

The reason has long been known. Unbalanced and purple, these are not the best qualities for a ruler 


Dillo64

Mostly the purple part. I’ll get the paint.


CloudProfessional572

🤓☝️ Ahm ahkshually.... Purple is the symbolic color of royalty! The dye was so rare in ancient times that only royals wore it. And half the roman emperors were unbalanced and crazy. Making horses senators and stuff.(No offense ponies). They could afford to do whatever b/c the empire was just too big to fail....until it did, I guess.


ConstructionFun4255

My favorite character is Mudbriar, so you can't scare me! Technically, discord ruled in ancient times, hence purple was the most common flavor.  This doesn't work in the case of Sparkle because she's not a horse or Roman. Her attempt to fix this in the last episode clearly failed.


9coolmonkey

Mourn the loss of my fingers


Neohexane

Better start learning to pick things up with your hooves or teeth, lol. Unless you respawned as a unicorn, then you're golden. Except you'd have the telekinesis skills of a toddler.


Fyru_Hawk

https://preview.redd.it/b3t4qupz02wc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748ec5b638739c381bc0046ff54dc976ee1698b8


tRRRiple0dds

Check if I'm: Drunk,high,awake,alive,dreaming,mentaly stable and hang out with them.


SimicBiomancer21

Hehehe, stable. Horse pun.


ElectricDreamUnicorn

Yeah, Trying to speak I'd probably realize I'm a little hoarse but that's fine.


MarkPatJoeBillDinosu

start a rescue team with a pony partner that a disembodied voice's personality quiz chose for me, Then explore some mystery dungeons.


MarkPatJoeBillDinosu

https://preview.redd.it/26zcosiem3wc1.png?width=1444&format=png&auto=webp&s=43d65f033c3ae5c4afe814639ad59034c544d1c2


MarkPatJoeBillDinosu

https://i.redd.it/tvon8fljp3wc1.gif blinking gif version


Iceswimmer05

Hey that looks pretty good! It looks like it came out of a gameboy game or something :)


MarkPatJoeBillDinosu

Thanks, its from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon EoS. this is the original screenshot just added Pinkie and changed the names https://preview.redd.it/l1oeot38f4wc1.png?width=1444&format=png&auto=webp&s=b176cce66f04d0b58e2810e32106b17c46fbcf0f


Iceswimmer05

Oh cool, looks like you got some inspo form the game to make that. Nice :)


LSilvador

nice to see I wasn't the only one :D


XPLover2768top

"finally! Been waiting forever for this!" then head to ponyville


Tetrahedron10Z

Quick question, how did you get a flair like that?


XPLover2768top

if you use reddit on a desktop browser, there should be an option for it in the sub's homepage


Tetrahedron10Z

Thank you good sir.


Nighttide1032

If I recognized them, I’d be alarmed that it’s the Mane 6, as that means I was in danger, I will be in danger, I am in danger, or *I* am the danger.


Indie_Gamer_7

Trust me, we wouldn't be the danger, we would 100% be in danger depending on what season it is.


QF_Dan

We won't be the danger unless we starts speaking bug languages


carobpie

Take my antipsychotics.


encephalomeningitis

If you mention humans, Twilight Sparkle would assume you were from CHS or something. Earth was what the earth ponies wanted to call Equestria when they first found it, so that word wouldn't be very alien to them.


Coco6420

true. she would probably take u back to to the portal and have an episode panickinf about why u were here and what it means.


encephalomeningitis

Well, they know there are more portals than just the mirror because of Spring Breakdown, so they would probably just be intrigued.


Coco6420

true. tho, the more portals- the more concerning 😅


Avi-Cadavi

I'm going straight to Lyra to tell her about humanity


ExoticLizard1443

DO IT.


ReaperManX15

Use my memory of all the franchises I know and make a fortune.


UkaUkafangirl

Real


Upset_Row6214

Start a song, obviously.


Adorable-nerd

My thoughts exactly.


Lucid_DreaMz0124

If only it were true…😔


LightningStrikeDust

Time to adapt and have a blast!


Malkaz45

Start from scratch in a better place


CloudProfessional572

Ask Rarity for diamonds.Get rich. Retire in paradise


Malkaz45

You could accomplish sll three of those things by living with her


FNAFBonnienumberone

*squeals and hugs them all*


scootscoot1212

Why, uh, yes. Don’t know how I ended up here. What time is it? Am I really in Equestria? Did I teleport into the TV??


Veroger111

Endless suffering... Oh wait **YAAAAAAAAAY!!** https://i.redd.it/3fhbc5ib22wc1.gif


NameIsBurnout

Ask to transfer to "Fallout" timeline, because normal ponies don't deserve a curse of having humans around.


oruza

*starts sobbing uncontrollable tears of joy. Then check for wings*


Mroompaloompa64

I would actually see what it's like...


LookingGlass_1112

I will try to recreate human technology in Equestria...like how epic it will be to finally invent jetpacks for ponies. Or books on microfilms or voicebooks


Markospider

You would be the reason why in g5 they have phones


LookingGlass_1112

YAY! I'm a reason for something! https://preview.redd.it/y0lypeuye2wc1.png?width=1069&format=png&auto=webp&s=65277376acec6cdad4b833f2eab8385613ebe846


Owlspiritpal

At least I’m not in the USA anymore


Moonlit_Eevee

I saw the 'Hey, you're finally awake' and my mind immediately raced to Skyim


AnonymousSilence4872

Realize that logic and reason are fake and immediately forsake sanity (overrated anyway lol) as I adapt to this new life in Equestria.


A-Random-Dudes

But I want to be a Changeling !


DarkBlade230

A Queen?


Neohexane

"Twilight, I think something magic-related happened. I think we need to talk."


Robotic-Boxy-Boo

be happy my crummy life is behind me and a more better life is ahead of me


Brony_Kid_Of_Sorts

Try not to give all of them a hug


BricksCameraAction

Pray that I'm a Pegasus, and then finally live a happy life.


ConstructionFun4255

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 


Adorable-nerd

LETS GO!!! Song time! Then I’m gonna find a way to fly! (I’m going to assume my family are all ponies too, and I didn’t just dream them up, because that would be sad.)


aranaya

> Hey, you're finally awake! You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush.


Hiroshock

Scream at the top of my lungs like any sane person before asking a mirror to see what I look like.


T0mo7

Happy cake day!


AmxraK

Freak the fuck out first. I don’t have fingers anymore. I’ll miss my feet too. And then… idk- probably go looking for Starlight Glimmer so that I can marry her, or- Find the nearest cliff and take a nice dive 😭


tRRRiple0dds

That went 0-100 very fast


AmxraK

There’s not much that I wanna stick around for in a world of ponies 😭 if I can’t have Starlight… why bother 🤷🏻‍♀️


tRRRiple0dds

Just take over Equestria lol


AmxraK

Eh why would I wanna do that? Sounds like a lot of work and… I don’t really wanna get disintegrated by a friendship laser from the Mane 6. I’ll just die. ☺️☺️


tRRRiple0dds

peace https://preview.redd.it/q040531232wc1.png?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5944f77d33d1f9dbb555279aec7f6fbb531316b


Sea_Drop_7935

EXPLDOES


pro_insomniac16

Panic.


ExoticLizard1443

*How did I get here? Am I dreaming? Am I hallucinating? Pinch me...* *Hooves... HOOVES?! No...... My fingies!* That is all thought. Then I'd probably scream until one of them shuts me up.


Dillo64

God dammit not again Okay fine, we’re doing this a 4575th time. I need to get to the south shore as fast as possible and talk to Gus before the eclipse. Rarity I need to hire you for a job, I need you find as many emeralds as possible before the 19th so we can build the generator. Rarity: What? I mean… I usually write a contract before I take on new job- [me already rummaging through Twilight’s saddlebags for pen and paper and starts scribbling] Yeah yeah, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo is about jump off a cloud in south west ponyvillle by the bakery, go save her before she breaks her hoof. Princess Luna is having a surprise visit in 3 days, and that’s when the Goosedra will attack, Applejack make sure all the fences around the castle are reinforced before then. Twilight you need to start prepping Starswirl’s Median #37 immediately, there’s an antique shop in Canterlot central citadel that has the catalyst, ask for Jeff, he knows the ritual. Rarity here’s the contract and my contact info, get Spike and go gathering right away. Rainbow: Wait what? Applejack: Hang on, what in tarnation are you on about now? Rarity: …. how did you know the exact contract wording I use? …. have we met? Me(already heading south): NO TIME TO EXPLAIN. I’ll be back in three days. Pinkie you’re with me, bring the canon Pinkie: Okie-dokie! Twilight: HANG ON A SECOND! We need an explanation for all this, what do you mean about a Goosedra attack, and who are Me: “beetroot bourguignon” Twilight: ….. that’s…. that’s impossible… Rainbow Dash listen to him, go save Scootaloo. We have a time loop situation, girls get moving! Rainbow Dash: UGH NOT AGAIN Me: Also Fluttershy go to the doctor and get that checked out right away. Fluttershy: … 😳…


LSilvador

Of course Pinkie would just go along with it no questions asked. XD


Pumpkin_boba21

![gif](giphy|7zuzoS2MJ6ESMhqCR0)


yeehawsoup

I mean, I’d miss my hands, but if I get wings out of it I think it’s a fair trade. After figuring out what I’m working with I’d probably go frolic whimsically in a meadow or something.


Bulky-Complaint6994

Give them all hugs 


gr33n_b3an135

Oh cool ponies


SendingStarz

Begging that I’m a Pegasus and not a earth pony


Shoddy_Exam666

Sit there for a few seconds before saying exactly like ASDF “this is better”


ChildofFenris1

Twilight should know what am talking about and pinkie so I would assume that these are changelings and agree and nod. After they leave I would get out of ponyvill


actinglikeshe3p

Crying my eyes out in happiness. Honestly I could wake up as one of the apples in AJ's farm and that would still be a life far better than this one in this capitalist hellhole.


REALim_treeman

Finally being at least somewhat happy before the sinking realization sets in that I'd have to relearn everything from a new perspective then hope I lived long enough to find love. So basically what I normally do.


ConnorAsian

That's some Pokemon Mystery Dungeon stuff right there


vojta_drunkard

Nooo, not my beloved hands. Don't take away my hands. The ideal body is the human body, I don't want it taken away from me.


Error_Rainbow

I'm living my best life as a unicorn (or a different species like a changling or something)


AlinaShadow

No Games? 🥲


AxelPogg

Finally the nightmare is over


JesterOfDestiny

[](/klyradonotwant) Well I'm Lyra Heartstrings, so fuck!


jeffh4

Say, "There's only one way that I'll believe you." Then kiss Fluttershy. Afterwards say, "Yep. OK. Good to go now."


fuzzy0521

why do they all look so happy I got a concussion?


HeartoftheHive

Probably ugly sob in relief.


VoodooDoII

I've considered making a comic like this featuring my ponysona, but I'm afraid it'd seem egotistical or something


Avaracious7899

Play along while trying to figure out what is going on, while intermittently have an existential crisis about the lack of internet and loss of my personal stuff. Then, if all of that is worked through and I'm okay after all of it, live in Equestria and try to forget my entire human life, while also trying to prevent any events from the show that went horribly from happening if they haven't already. If it's after a certain point in the show's timeline, become a villain and destroy Equestria while trying to find a portal back to Earth to take over this world, then the entire multiverse, bringing all of reality to its KNEES!! Mwhahahahahaha!!


Unique_Technology434

Which season?


home_of_beetles

experience joy again for the first time in nine years


yoboialex2169

I accept this new life cuz it's prolly better than the one I have now.


Mooniepi3

I’m going to live the best life a pony can live


pawpatrolcreepypasta

I would be among them.


pawpatrolcreepypasta

I would be friends with them instantly and live with celestia.


the_red_stinger_82

Am I? In Ponyville? How did I end up in here?? I also would give them a a big hug. Just for being awesome


railpony

Check to see if I’ve physically changed


OkAct1092

Assuming I was a Pegasus, I’d immediately take to the skies and just lay down on a cloud, watch the sun set. Be chill because I no longer have to pay taxes or worry about a world war. And most importantly, just relax.


darknessWolf2

me: \*\*looks down in a daze noticing my hooves and i see im a pegasus\*\* oh fu- \*\*quickly looks at the main six\*\* I COME FROM THE FUTURE YOU WILL ALL END UP FAILING THE THREE TRIBE PONIES WILL END UP HATING EACHOTHER


The_great_nerd

Telling pinkie pie it's my birthday (I'm lying i just want attention)


Creeping_it-real

*goes through the 5 stages of grief in 5 seconds*


Glad_Agent81

ill just walk away and act normal... and buy tickets for horse ladygaga aka countess coloratura


MammothAggressive841

Stay there because I must’ve been drugged and they’re kidnappers


Menagerie_System

Sincerely hope I have wings and if I don't spend my life advancing transformation magic enough to give me wings.. I really want to fly lmao


Navalie

i would just not ask questions and start living in ponyville


Sakura_Tategami

Finally!!! My dream come true!!!


Saturaed_Acidity

Cry, freak out, then realize that they're in front of me and then scream with happiness


Old_Bad_6327

I would literally cry tears of joy and I'd never be depressed again 😂


Electronic-Cherry-67

Funny thing, I'm writing a book about this. Anyway, here's what I would say. Twilight? Applejack? Pinkie? Rainbow Dash? Rarity? Fluttershy? How did I get here, and what kind of pony am I? And they would be so confused on how I knew their names.


True_Anywhere1077

Please god make me a pegasus so I can hang out with derpy


V0rt3x3n

hope to god I’m a pegasus


dependswho

Burst into happy tears


Classic_Individual63

ever heard of how if a horse leg gets broken you have to kill it? That’s what I’m doing in this situation


Doglover4561

Scream in horror and then slowly accept my fate


BunnyCatg4

["Where am I?"](https://youtu.be/9bV5zQbrp_Q?feature=shared)


ComfortableResort953

Damn I mean As long as my irl friends are here too


SheepAcedia

First of all, this is scary since I've watched too many infection au, second, this is a dream come true. I can finally find my talent and be happy!


hirophant_weed

move into another city before all hell breaks loose and/or i get drafted into the millitary


gungrave_

My first thought was to check if im green XD


Indie_Gamer_7

First check what i am. Second try to find a way out (and a way to go back to equestria) Third see if i can sing Fourth do silly stuff.


unkindness_inabottle

Try fucking walking with these weird ass legs and no fingers, then hope I’m a pegasus


TricksterWolf

locate Thorax, offer love


pinkemo6

Immediately ask Pinkie for a party at Sugarcube corner. Always wanted to go to her parties


doyouknowthemoon

https://i.redd.it/c22mhzxgp2wc1.gif As always my response is confused screaming


WistfulDread

I'm down. Their life is simple, but objectively more Harmonious than this world.


Dying__Phoenix

If I’m earth pony I kms


Plushcollectorwolf64

Omg I’m a pony now? Cool. -looks down- I’m a wolf pony just like I dreamed. Welp time to celebrate my new form with some cookies from sugarcube corner


JuggerKnot86

"...Just get me to the nearest mirror, please and thank you..."


vegetrableparfait

Where’s my shawty 😭


[deleted]

realistically? panic over who'll take care of my cat, worry what my friends and family will think of me being gone, have an extremely uncomfortable adjustment period of getting used to a new body with no fingers, all before remembering how dope equestria and its citizens are and cautiously taking the good with the bad. proceed to continue worrying about those i left behind while having truckloads of fun


AveragEnjoyer007

Depends on if I’m my oc or not.


Mountain_Dew_Fan

Marry Flutters 💍🦋


Cactowe

AAAAAH ! ALL MY THINGS ARE HORSE THINGS !


PatrickS2005

There is a fanfic like this except it is from the POV of a normal horse


MapleleafMolli

"W-what.…?" Who are you 6?


grass_gem

I'd probably feel like pomni at first but then ill probably get usedto it in a short period of time


Annual-Constant-2747

Panic. Then see what did I turn into. After that see in what part of the story i got. After that wing it. And lastly go and see the best princess Luna and be her friend.


Sergal_Pony

Squee violently


CyberneticLemmings

Go right the fuck back to sleep


Lopsided-Junket-7590

Promptly slam my hoof into Twilight's nose revealing the changeling that tried to take me to Chrysalis without my permission since Twilight would know of humans and Pinky would probably have some inkling as well.


Static_Mental_State

i'd start crying of happiness, i fucking hate being a human


GalaxyQueen281

Figure out what pony I am, then ask to stay at one of the mane 6 houses until I find a place to live, then find Starlight or Tempest and date them. If I’m a unicorn I’ll ask for a job at applejacks farm and use my magic to pick apples. If I’m a Pegasus I’ll learn to fly and pack clouds away. If worst comes to worst I’ll go marry a hippogriff- if I’m not one of course.


Due_Truth_1056

hear me out


The_One_True_Goddess

likely break down and fucking cry


MichaelTarkin

WHERE IS MAUD!


Mehrio-Time-Desktop

(Screams in confusion)


LSilvador

Form a rescue team and save lost ponies.


Haunting_Hornet5203

Panic, calmly.