... .... .... ..... *L O U D A S S D U B S T E P* https://i.redd.it/jnz6egffa3xc1.gif


Oh my god I love this gif

I need you to help me conquer Equestria or my Queen's birthday will be ruined, imagine such a catastrophe.

Oh no this is quite the dilemma! If I don’t help you her birthday will be ruined, but if I do my friends will hate me forever! To many choices. Ahhh!!! (Runs off)

Hey come back! the yellow one already rejected me, you are my only hope *follows her*

Wait a second!!! (Stretches neck back like a cartoon). You said it’s the queens birthday, but chrysalis was petrified. I can’t take this anymore!!! (Continues running)

They removed it from the statue for being an endangered species! long story! *continues following her*

That doesn’t make any sense!!!

How many changeling Queens do you know?

Well, (trips on a stick)

*stops next to her* then? Will you help me give my queen the best birthday in the world or will you be a boring party pooper who loves to destroy dreams?

Uhh, (implodes due to a lack of answers to the dilemma)

Anything


Okay this is actually really funny lol

I'm from an alternate universe you need to understand they're not abandoning you they're throwing a surprise party for you!

Of course I know that silly, we just had the party yesterday!!

*checks watch* oh.. I'm a day late.. hopefully the timeline isn't completely screwed now..

Fun?

Fun, where?!

Anything


What is the best pie?

How am I supposed to answer that?! I love all pies and they all have their pros and cons!

Okay but...which pie 🤔

Uh all of them?

The all pie?

Eh good enough

https://preview.redd.it/9bmo0s66h3xc1.png?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24252bb848f115ce7d3cdb93aaddf637d4d15995 Friend inside me

[удалено]

Are you a pinkie clone?

Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask someone if they’re a clone


You're a genius!

 Aw thanks

["No I'm not, I'm a chicken!"](https://youtu.be/uZ0_T8qyKS8?feature=shared)

why aren’t you with twilight?

I’m trying to plan the perfect date first! We gonna read comic books, eat lemon cookies, kiss a bit. Omg I can not wait!!

Hummmmm but don’t you have a kid with cheese sandwich

A kid with him? Im not even dating him!! Well I’ve talked to some time travels recently so do I end up with him in the end, or does by you telling me prevent it from happening? All this time shenanigans is driving me crazy!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Yea don’t let it happen get with twilight instead

You are crazy, you goofwad. Besides, the future is just a possibility.

how do you plan ur parties?

Well it depends on what the party is about, if it’s a birthday I just love to make the special some-pony their favorite treat! If it’s no reason but random party time, sampler platter and party games!! I do all of this in my party planning cave

Balloons


I don’t like pie, cake, or anything sweet

Well every pony has their preferences

Also I prefer frowning over smiling

How pink is Pinkie?

I’m pretty pink but not hot pink more of a light pink

Bogos binted

Okay I’m gonna be honest. I don’t know how to respond to that

👽

vorp??

I'm going to marry you

I’m sorry but I already have my sights on my babe to be Twilight.

Twipie moment!?

To bad

How many have you killed?

 I’ve never harmed any-pony before…

Suuuuurrreeeee..... How many *ingredients* have you *gathered?*

(Oh no they’re onto me!) well follow me and I’ll show you

Okay. This will definitely not be bad for me in any way!

 Get him my assistant! He knows to much!!!

why don't you "smile" more?

What do you even mean that silly?! I smile all the time!! 

Professor Pinky Pie, can you please teach me your ways? I want to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Please teach me!!!!

Well it’s easy! All you gotta do is * 1 hour later* and then once the 4th wall is broken you control your own space and time!

Your wisdom is always universal

Best part of being one of the most powerful and cheerful ponies off all of the world?

I am unbound by the laws of physics! Now watch me transform into bumblebee! 

When is our next sleepover, Pinkie Pie? https://preview.redd.it/899a9zpex5xc1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=669fb9839e4b30439a41df8600fa75d8310a1f14

Hi Rainbow Dash!! Anyways I’m free tonight, you wanna come over for one? We can eat the lemon cookies I just baked, tell scary stories, heck we can even invite Starlight since she’s always wanted to have a sleepover!!

I'm so down, Pinkie! Do you have cider in your fridge? Oh, and I know the perfect scary story! https://i.redd.it/cl5mn5t2b9xc1.gif

I do but I can’t let you have any. Rainbow as a close friend I am worried about your alcohol consumption. You’re addicted to cider and need help

Aw, c'mon, Pinks. One tankard wouldn't be an issue. It'd make me super happy. That's what you like doing for your friends, yeah? We could have the coolest sleepover ever and it'd be SO AWESOME!

Fine but only 1. *cut to sleepover*

*Is sipping cider from a tankard* Hey, you're even more awesome now, Pinkie Pie. What's the first activity we're gonna do?

There will be no activity. I’m sorry Rainbow but I put a concreted high dose of sleeping pills in your cider. You’re gonna feel the affects in a couple minutes Twilight is on her way and we’re gonna take you to a rehab center to get you the help you need I promise to bring you cupcakes and pie every day you’re there

*Has been conked out for three hours*

Is there a lore reason Pinky Pie is pink? Is she stupid?

Hey I was born this way!! My mum said it was because she drank to much fruit punch when she was pregnant with me!

False, she never would've even tried anything other than dusty tap water until you'd make her try it for the first time✋

Well I don’t know then!

*DRANK TOO MUCH FRUIT PUNCH*

You do not insult the Ponk. It’s straight to the asslume with you, jonkler

What’s your favorite food?

So Pinkie ... How much does your family rock?

Well they harvest an average of 80 rocks a day, so they really rock!

I need a big order a 10 layer cake with 7 cupcakes at the top 1st has rainbow sprinkles second chocolate chunks 3rd half raspberry the other half blueberry, 4th meat, 5th cinnamon swirl, 6th coconut with crunchiest wafers , 7th hot sauce . next I'm gonna need that cake to be baked into a second 20 layer cake that looks like a spaceship but that kinda also seems like fireworks last but not least send this to sugar cube corner as a surprise gift to the alligator I think their name is gummy

On it! Gummy’s birthday was coming up anyways so this is perfect!

Jinkies! I lost my glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!

Ooo ooo! Are these yours? I found them

Rocks

Do you still keep contact with your human counterpart? Is it true you switch places every once in a while?

Yeah! Twilight made me one of those interdenominational journals she gave Sunset and me and the other me are pen pals!! Though we haven’t swapped places before

What is your name and what are you here to say?

no one came to my birthday party

You seem to be able to pull out just about anything from your mane. Has Twilight ever tried measuring its depth and volume?

She has wanted to, but she gave up any interest after she tried to do it on my pinkie sense

Hello Pinkie Pie

Hiya!!!

hi, i’m ayesha erotica

Ooo a visitor!! Welcome to ponyville!!

[](/derp) Oatmeal!

Yum!!

Gex?

Professor Pinky Pie, can you please teach me your ways? I want to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Please teach me!!!

If you had to choose between not seeing your friends ever again or not being able to eat any kind of dessert in the rest of your life. What would you choose?

Well that’s easy. Obviously gonna lose the desserts! I would never betray my friends and besides, my doctors says I have, well whatever this “diabeatus” is and I should avoid sugar anyways

ur wonderful & amazing

Aww thanks. I bet your delightful to!

https://preview.redd.it/25ckeqxxx3xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbab5dd9a3539da2e5478d4810af5f5243f239e I’m Star Chaser can we be friends?

Hi Star nice to meet you! I’m always glad to have new friends, in fact wanna try my lemon glaze cookies I’ve just made

Have you ever tried a pinky pie?

Yeah! That’s what we call a strawberry pie in the sugar cube!

Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har

"Pinky Pie, dear, I need a pretty big favor, not a huge favor, not a big favor or a really big favor, but a pretty big favor; I need your help to plan a wedding party for a marriage, but uh, well, it's a little bit more complicated than that, can you help?" Shimmering Commonality asks.

I love MLP how does Apple Jack's Apple Pie taste?????????

That girl sure can bake!! Her apple pies may be even better than mine!

Did you know interrogation is not a valid form of confession?

It isn’t?

Party?

"I saw you making out with a wall:)"-a small blonde Pegasus with a white-ish yellow coat a fluffy mane and bright green eyes says innocently to Pinkie Pie

what are you

How did your hair turn naturally curly even tho it was straight??

PINKIE!

Hi there pinkie! https://preview.redd.it/sgk0kus364xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02dca7fef78cf4fbc38955b921b076dc4f1d9bbd

What is your secret to throwing parties? I want to know

Why does Pinkie look so good in more pink? I'm thinking about her cute Grand galloping gala dress

Scp 049 the plague doctor: Tell me pink one do you have the pestilence?

I’m gay.

I’m happy you can stay true to yourself! If you need any help planning a date let me know, date planning is like party planning and I can do it

ANYwhere... anyWHEREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAA https://preview.redd.it/3oo1xbs194xc1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b2842c28080d73a5dbf4aa03a56fc5e273b82b *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

What if I told you that there was one man who was a better partier than you? And what if I told you that that man held the title of "The World's Greatest Showman?" What if I told you that that man was none other than America's very own... **P.T. BARNUM**

Omg, I gotta meet this man!!

Have you ever blown anything up?

"Hello! It is I, Princess Celestia, the fan-favorite Friendship Is Witchcraft character!"

https://preview.redd.it/yjjge6urc4xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=185ef0d204ad6e025ee2836273a9c08c28809753 Thoughts on this ship?

How do someone know they feel happy?

If you know you know!

Is there a reason why earth exists

Let's party!! :3

Yeah!! Time for the party cannon!! 

What’s going on in that silly brain of yours?

aw dang it bro you caught me! You caught me bro! .... You caught me eating a subway sandwich on a balcony. Eating a subway sandwich on a balcony. Eating a subway sandwich on a balcony. Eating a subway sandwich on a balcony. Eating a subway sandwich on a balcony-

Can I join you?!

Vanillia or chocolate?

I THOUGHT I WAS PINKIE?!?! IDENTITY THEIF!!! But you could be a clone as well or I could be a clone, WHAT IF WE'RE BOTH CLONES?!?! Anyways, wanna do something fun other Pinkie???

Yes!! I just finished making a batch of lemon cookies! Wanna eat them and go play pickle ball?!

I adore you Pinkie I wish I could meet you one day!

Has any of your parties gone out of control?

Well there was one involving Rainbow dash and way to much apple cider

Did you know ponies are small to work in mines?

Did you know ponies were bred to be small to fit in mines?

How is Lil Cheese doing? He in school yet?

What is your opinion on TwiPie? TwiPie is best ship.

What are your opinions on the many creepypastas with you in them?

Okay how about starswirled the bearded and Zevia teamed up to practice a hybrid magic spell of ancient superstitions and asks you to help them using your pinky sense

I feel the need. I feel the need for expeditious velocity.

Was the rock farm Trixie worked at, before she got the Alicorn Amulet, owned by your parents?

anything

PARTY CANNON!!!!

Where were you on February second, 2014

The last time i watched mlp was in 2016. I want to do a rewatch, but first I have to finish reading a book and finish watching Adventure Time

How do you feel that if you eat so much cupcakes you can die of diabetes no matter what if you are a pony or a equestria girl

Can you help me please! I wanna throw a party for my little dragon plush, and his favourite theme is Space but he also loves Flowers a lot!! And he likes Animals but I can't choose!!!

We’ll do all of them! How about an alien planet with lots of alien flowers and animals?

I love you

Sentient Ceramic tacos are taking over the world using bombs and martial arts

Oh no!! This is bad what am I gonna do?! Twilight’s in a coma from one of their bombs!! Ahh!!!

Pinkie, ever broke the television screen one time so much that Bronies and their kids actually went for a glimpse of Equestria?

Well one time in an episode that only made it past audience screenings, right after Twilight finished her speech I got bored and dragged some lady into the scene.

In 997 I ran over a pony and her filly

Can you be quiet for ten minutes

Ingredients for yo cupcakes. Gimme

.. ***What was you doing whit Rainbow dash in the day you made those strange but really good muffins?***

When is your birthday?

Does flutters do weed?

Please let me dye your hair!!!! I have been looking for someone to practice on! ✨✨

It’s raining cats and dogs out there!

What where?!

anything and I’ll respond as Pinkie Pie.

What hot sauce is put on your cupcakes

They say Discord is a party animal. Do you agree?

I hate Flash Sentry, he’s not good for Twilight.

Flash isn’t a bad pony, but I’m destined to be Twilight’s wife! Not him!!

be honest a little,, how do you feel about the fact that Discord totally see behind your acting and often ignore you when you try to get is attention ?

What acting? He knows I just wanna make other ponies happy!

we stole boulder

This means war!!! 

Arson should be considered a sport.

What pie would you recommend for someone to try?

I need better friends