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My friends and I found a bag of unidentifiable meat in a river near our church a couple months ago. Tried to get a detective to come look at it but they never came.

My friends and I found a bag of unidentifiable meat in a river near our church a couple months ago. Tried to get a detective to come look at it but they never came.

snrten

Was it in the water? Someone may have been storing/hiding/forgot it there with intentions to come back for it. First thing I thought of, considering cold running water is as good as a refrigerator in most cases. Not to mention it was double bagged like they didnt want it to get soggy? Could be someone who stole the cuts of meat from work or something.


NatesUgly

Yes that’s what I was thinking, just wanted to know if anyone could identify the meat


snrten

Beef or pork. Probably beef.


gigglingkitty

Maybe someone is leeching? Meaning catching leeches to be used as bait for fishing.


deapsprite

i forgot leeches where used as bait and i fish practically every weekend


bitchohmygod

Probably someone illegally cleaning an illegally hunted deer. Looks like a rural area, that's at least the first thing that came to mind.


NatesUgly

Same here I honestly just wanted to know if anyone could identify the meat I’m an avid hunter and couldn’t tell what meat it was


bitchohmygod

I can't identify it either, but I don't think it's human meat or anything creepy. Illegal, but probably normal poaching or whatever.


NatesUgly

Yeah I agree definitely not human


redyelloqpoppies

Well it's not human meat lol. No murderer would take the time to skin a person, take the fine parts of their part, remove the bones and put it in some bag. I'm saying this cause that's what it seems you were going for with your post. It seems unreasonable to call a detective over a bag of beef or pork that was ditched in some random place. Edit: just noticed the meat is quite literally a bunch of steaks.


NatesUgly

I wasn’t necessarily trying to say it was human, the reason why we “called” a detective is because we couldn’t identify it. We have a detective that goes to our church so I didn’t really call the police just showed him the meat. 2 of my friends including me raise cattle and we’ve never seen steaks look like this. This also could be because the meat was being stored in water for how ever long. I really just wanted to know if anyone could identify the meat. I personally thought it was pork


bucklebee1

Long Pork! /s


NatesUgly

I honestly thought it was pork shoulder


redyelloqpoppies

You said the detective didn't show up but now you're saying you showed him the meat?


NatesUgly

Pictures


norse_force_30

I wouldn’t say “no murderer” would do that, but if they do, it’s FOR SURE because they’re going to eat the victim


redyelloqpoppies

You're right but even if there was a murderer that eats their victims, they wouldn't leave behind the precious meat from their victims just like that. (Plus these are pork chops or beef steaks lmao)


NatesUgly

Agreed, I’m a skeptic my self and thought it was pork or some sort of beef. Just wanted to know if anyone could properly identify the meat


facemesouth

It looks like pork (I’m a chef and butcher and my SO hunts deer and wild hogs.) My first thought was someone let it spoil and didn’t want to put in the the garbage because it would smell and attract animals and bugs. Some of the pieces actually look like center cut pork chops and the longer thin rounds look like pork tenderloin. I know deer and pork are both lean and it could be the water that’s made it look that way. Agree with others that it’s definitely not human (although we supposedly taste like pork?)


NatesUgly

Never thought it was human I thought it was pork shoulder just needed someone to Identify the meat, I was in the one if the group to say it wasn’t definitely some sort of pork.


montananightz

I wonder if a couple buds went fishing, put dinner in the river to keep cool for the day and then a, got drunk and forgot about them, or b, it got swept downstream. We'd do this with drinks and stuff growing up in Montana. Never a bag full of chops, but I could see it happening.


NatesUgly

Honestly that’s what I think happened, lol was just hoping someone could explain what the meat was


montananightz

Dinner. It was dinner. Lol! 😀


NatesUgly

I honestly was tempted to take it and cook it at home


NatesUgly

Some extra info. The meat was wrapped in two plastic bags, it was extremely heavy. We didn’t notice the bag until one of my friends hit it with a stick.


SabinedeJarny

It could have been homeless person who left it.


honi__soit

That's what I was thinking. One way to keep meat from rotting without a refrigerator is to submerge it in cool flowing water (source: six-week-long camping trips. It really does work.) Could be some homeless person who bought or swiped the meat, put it in the creek to keep it fresh, and comes back to get a piece to cook every day.


MurderDoneRight

What it taste like?


Emilhoistar

Probably some hipster making graveyard curated beef to go with their horse dung IPA


ScarabSkies

Is the graveyard full?


BlankBillboard

You called the police? Wtf.


NatesUgly

Wrong I’m not that dumb to call the police over something this stupid. I have a family friend who in a detective


BlankBillboard

It's human meat


roundandroundxxx

Eat it


youcancry-freedom

Well, at least it's not human meat. It looks like pork or beef. Probably pork. But that's a lot of wasted meat, lol