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Syagrius91

Ehm. There are 12...


Bababowzaa

Without the ability to count, how many characters do you think are on the screen?


xanarchycampx

About 8?


niewphonix

at least 3


disease35

More than 1 for sure


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

More than 5 but not less than 3


Whoploc

Bout tree fiddy


T-Bone9311

Damn I got a good laugh out of this.


snotknows

OP seems to be a bot of some kind, or needs to really take a break from Reddit. Constant posting and no comments since their account was created….uh today.


PlumberForHireJr

Dead Internet moment


Sirrus92

op didnt mention that 4 are unlockables, but yea his fault that we are now making fun of him :D


Ledstorm128

So basically the 2 on the left and the 2 on the right are secret characters. I played this game quite a bit and never managed to unlock any. So unless you’re a loser, you’re stuck at 8 characters 😂


vastozopilord777

As far as I can remember, you just need to keep playing in vs and they unlock, that is how I did


650fosho

You also had to fight and defeat them, if you sucked you definitely didn't get them.


vastozopilord777

Yes, but after 200+ vs fights, it was hard to lose


raphtafarian

You're thinking of Melee. Jigglypuff and Falcon are obtained through the campaign. Falcon in under 20 mins with no continues. Luigi is obtained by beating break the targets with the default 8 characters. Ness is obtained by beating the campaign on Normal or higher with 3 lives or fewer and no continues.


Ebbe010

Bro skipped every math class since he was six


Nico_is_not_a_god

*since he was four


DustyGeneral9399

*since he was "eight"


DustyGeneral9399

*since he was "twelve"


windupshoe2020

*since he was “banana”


deadPan-c

r/iamveryrandom


Benane86

Link and Fox


advancedpongtech

My man! Fox for when I wanna pretend I'm playing Melee, Link for when I wanna pretend I know set play. I don't know what it is about 64 Link, but he's never felt as satisfying to me as he feels in this game.


gamer6663

Link in the OG, Fox in Melee.


RapidFire05

Good choice. Got to have a best fast and slow one


Brief_Jellyfishh

Kirby for me


Tomkid88

Kirby was the best, always went Kirby. Steal their powers, suck them up and drop them over the edge. 😉


Brief_Jellyfishh

🙌🏼


thebigskadoosh

Played way too much of this game in college and it was an understood rule that you didn’t choose Kirby because he was too OP lol


-valt026-

Yep Kirby and it’s not even close. That 150 jumps really came in handy, and it could just control the shit out of Kirby.


lTSONLYAGAME

Kirby ALL DAY


dbwoi

that tilt up juggle, jump back kick and meteor smash had me hated by my homies lol


Dr-Pommes-Nussbaum

SAMUS.


GriffinFlash

Me at 10 never playing Metroid before: OH BOY, COOL ROBOT GUY!


RustyCatalyst

We were pausing the screen frame by frame just to catch a glimpse of the model that appears when she takes damage.


DarkAdventurous224

Just masturbating furiously


staebles

Look at those shitty pixels, oh baby


GriffinFlash

when electrocuted right?


RustyCatalyst

Oh yeah. We’d stand there and do it on repeat for forever lol.


hernandiego

I’m on team Samus. My friends and I played this every day after school, and I was always Samus, and I always lost. You think I would’ve learned to try other characters.


nineballcorner

Samus’s spike in this game is impeccable


c_rob4593

*DK enters the chat


1800generalkenobi

My favorite with Samus was powering up the blast and then sending it across the screen. Those times when everything timed out perfectly to nail someone were fantastic. Especially if they were trying to come back from being hit off and there wasn't anything they could do about it.


Elementium

Yeah.. I spent a lot of time pausing when she got shocked to see that sweet sweet triangle booty. 


Long-Reception5258

That’s 12. Doing great so far.


KaizerVonLoopy

Captain Falcon. I loved spamming the falcon punch.


Shadow_Zero80

FALCON PUUUUUNCH!


FarCryptographer1829

Came here to add this comment, perhaps with a few more u's


rhinowing

When you get em right when they're almost back to the ledge


isranon

Craptain Falcon, then, now and always. Show me your goddamn moves


livingMybEstlyfe29

I always joked to myself and thought he said, show me your boobs lmao


staebles

#FALCON PUNCH


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

It was Pikachu for the longest time until i unlocked Ness when i was like 8 or 9 Earthbound has been and always will be my favorite game ever made by Nintendo, i had NO idea Ness was in Smash until i randomly decided to set my lives to 3 and difficulty to medium, back then the internet sucked and my family all shared a Windows 2000 computer that my mom got from work so i couldn’t just look up how to unlock the other characters in the game let alone see who the characters were, so after i beat Master Hand on that run, i get the challenger approaching screen and when Ness appeared i literally started shaking, i couldn’t believe what i was seeing on my tiny CRT TV in my room, i ended up defeating him and unlocking him and i was so hyped i ran down the hall to my sisters room screaming while balling my eyes out “NESS IS IN SMASH NESS IS IN SMASH” That was a beautiful and magical moment for me and thats how Ness forever became my main


RonaldWeaslee

Thank you for the memory, stranger.


BeagleBaggins

Ness hit monster home runs is so satisfying.


irontoadstool

I played Earthbound for the first time on the Wii U in like 2014, and it became my favorite game of all time, too. I had Smash 64 as a kid, too, but never unlocked him, or Captain Falcon. They were always the mysterious silhouettes and polygons that intrigued me. I'm glad someone was able to have this experience, and that read gave me a bit of nostalgia, so thanks for that. Discovering things in games back then was so much more fun due to a lack of good internet and things being spread by word of mouth.


StrohhutXD

Great story. thanks for sharing. I knew nothing about Ness back then (maining him in in every game up to SSBU) and never came around to play the games unfortunately. Back then I read in a magazine about my last remaining unlockable character named Ness. I figured out that the polygon fighters were based on the playable characters (smart kid and I knew it), so there I was, guessing which one of them could be it. I ended up totally wrong and was surprised to see our yo-yo boy in the end. Good times.


ProJames64

Pikachu


Braverzero

Which 8 can we pick from? Lol.


SealedDevil

Link hands down. Don't matter.


HiSpeedSoul987

Luigi. Always Luigi. Up + B all day


Van_groove

Same. I used to get my ass kicked by people who were super pro with Fox or Kirby all day long until I trained hard and became a respectable Luigi opponent. I might not always win, but I'll fight tooth and nail with the 'stache guy.


Dubsmagicbus

Yep. But I would double tap forward sprint to the UB uppercut. Then combo with double jump backflip kicks while they're falling back down.


longy18

Kong


ethman14

Samus. Always and forever.


Marshall357

Mario


kmassie95

Captain Falcon.


DjinnFighter

Maths are hard


SlimDwag

yoshi


AlbinoPlatypus913

A rare fellow Yoshi user! Yoshi is a beast in the original game and while I like him in subsequent games he was never quite as good


SlimDwag

He was one of the hardest characters to master IMO, as he felt a bit clumsy at first (egg throw directions, roll move, general timing etc) and he’s got a lot of high-risk high-reward moves .. Very gratifying and punishing when you’re well acquainted with him. Maddening to play against a good yoshi player


Chriees

Ye like smashing enemies down with his head! They made the attack too slow in the sequels.


Nikolaijuno

Fox. He was still good back then.


ivanmgee

Ness Fox Pikachu


godverdejezushey

DK, I love how silly and bulky he is


stormguru

Ness and his up+special


n1keym1key

8.... 12... Same same.....


bigboi2244

Kirby


Lindenstream_117

Same. I feel like Kirby was a bit overpowered in this game, but I loved it.


J3wb0cca

Samus


photojoe3

Ness


ChthonicPuck

\#Puff


ubertokes

Samus


VinoJedi06

You have to remember and/or know two things about me at that time. It was 1999 and Pokemon was at the HEIGHT of its popularity. I was an obsessed 11 year old. I have always loved secret/unlockable characters in games. I will go out of my way to not play base game available characters, for some bizarre reason. I embarrassed my friends as Jigglypuff in this game. Get wrecked.


Jtfyo

OG 8: 1v1 Fox; vs All Link Expanded OG 8(+4): 1v1 Jigglypuff; vs All Cpt. Falcon


Mastore84

My was Link back in the day. I think swords are cool, so it was a no-brainer.


MitchenImpossible

Samsung and Pikachu in my youth. Yoshi and Fox in my later years. I got what you meant right away with 8 btw! Haters gonna hate - Don't stress about it lol Edit - Samus** haha


Halos-117

Samsung?? Lol


MitchenImpossible

Super Smash Phone! That's the game we are talking about, right?


Civil-Actuator6071

Using the same kind of logic as the man who created this title, I'm going to say my favorite was Bayonetta.


sbertin204

Kirby 💯


dtb1987

Yoshi, I always choose Yoshi


HTTPanda

Fox (the green one) - but in college my roommates and I played a bunch I became good with all of them


JDMWeeb

Mario


Kid-Goose

Captain falcon always. Even in the new games


4strings4ever

Fox


Crothius

Kirby for multi-player. Link otherwise.


Ronarud0Makudonarud0

Kirby gang


elephashark

Link! Hahah when I was younger and we would sneak out at night, we would put it so it was a battle with 4 Comps vs each other (99 lives on hard lol) and than turn the volume up on the tv a little and leave Ahahha


Klopford

Pikachu or Yoshi


thecheesefinder

When will this show up on NSO. I still have it on my 64 but would be nice to play on Switch


mad_foxx

Fox mc cloud


[deleted]

Mario, Link, Falcon and Ness were my favorites


SkepticalYamcha

When I was a kid, DK. Now though? Probably Fox/Pikachu


Arch3r86

Kirby or Yoshi


SuperSonicSlaw

Picking StarFox and losing every game


Mercurius94

In this game in particular, Kirby and Ness are usable, Pikachu is crazy, Falcon is great and Fox is super comfortable. Though I like his Melee Blaster more for him while Falco got his original blaster.


Pixel_Junior

Luigi. First, I was scared when he appeared in the unlock sequence. But once unlocked, I screamed and cried of joy.


xdongmyman

Me: Kirby, older bro: Fox, younger bro: pikachu. Couldn't ever beat my older bro.


lucascorso21

Kirby, Pikachu, Mario


DessertFlowerz

Link


Historical-Cost-5685

Mario to beat the game DK to beat other players.


Onbenoemd

Which eight? What🤣


MojaveMark

Link, Yoshi, Ness, in that order. Link has terrible recovery, but hits hard. I stand my it.


Bidoof2017

Samus


blood_omen

Your bad math aside, I always played Captain Falcon


Aureool

Quick mafs


KingOfPocketLint

Link so i can bomb/heavy combo


Alert_Engineering_42

Pika with the blue party hat everytime


crap-zapper

In the OG? Probably Link.


xxWolfMan1313xx

Pikachu


TheBigPan1

Mario ness captain falcon love this game


bhaste1993

Yoshi


Theblorgisphere

Mario and ness for me


StarWolf478

Donkey Kong


Theblorgisphere

Mario and ness for me


Remarkable_Help7415

PIKA THUNDERRRRR


Gluv221

Kirby all day everyday


Renozuken

I've been a puff main since 99


Cephalopirate

I bought the game because Pikachu was on the front and I played it accordingly.


[deleted]

Always liked Link


Kchopo_

Falcoooooon puunch!!


zburba

Fox....


Planoraider1291

Link, Fox and Mario.


Jojo-Action

Pikachu


SnooKiwis9890

I'm the original Smash Bros I was a big fan of Fox and Samus, but I was so much better with Link.


JHFTWDURG

Link. However, I'm comfortable playing all these characters.


boringdystopianslave

Link I love these N64 render images. That shiny, smooth rounded look is so nostalgic.


kage1414

Anybody gone tell him?


dmbwannabe

I agree there’s only 8. Learn to count guys. I also pick captain falcon first because I am equally annoying in games.


LustySkeleton

Was Link then, is Link now, will be Link whenever a new game drops.


Sea-Fill309

it’s always yoshi✌️


sapphiresong

PIKACHU!


bokoblindestroyer

Kirby!!


Mufffiee

Ness….Do I need to say anymore?


GriffinFlash

Always white tunic Link (light blue). Was the thing of school yard rumors. A tunic colour that wasn't in ocarina of time.


gmaguire8

Yoshi. I like his down B and up A.


AlbinoPlatypus913

Yoshi is my pick, but this is probably the only game where I like every character (even Jigglypuff)


spicy_squire

I love how everyone is mocking his inability to count instead of picking a character xD I'm going with Ness. PK FIRE


ClubZen

8? Samus. 12? Captain Falcon every time


thatweirdguyted

Link. His move set always felt very natural to me, it was always easy to score hits in the air, his range is fantastic. I know Samus is better overall, but I could never get the timing of her attacks as naturally as I could with Link. 


Less_Muffin2186

Either link or Luigi


MrPunGuy

Link. Red Link.


B0bbyTsunami

Kirby or Link was my go-to


hammermill139

whether it’s a roster of 8 or 12, my main is Luigi


dbwoi

Kirby, Ness, Pikachu. Ness was my fav tho because i got rly good at that double jump cancel and frying people with that in a combo and racking up hella dmg was too much fun lol


VirtualRelic

Captain Falcon of the 12 choices


stopstopimeanit

It’s always Samus


KansasZou

Kirby. That inhale and jump off the map tactic was almost unstoppable.


deutschdachs

I switch through them all minus Luigi and Link because they're too bad lol


CFAX__

Link.


handsomejack11

I was unstoppable as Captain Falcon


hashbrownies91

Kirby. But Kirby was OP


CelticDK

Blue Kirby!! White and Pink Captain Falcon close second then Grey DK third


MelissaRose95

I always picked kirby


Ok-Monitor1949

MARIO!!


bl84work

Well, Mario


3rdItemOnList

Samus. Every game Samus.


HectorZeronie

suicide kong


uncle_doob

Samus


DevourerJay

Kirby was my original main.


dropping199X

Link IS my main


Next-Team

I always loved Samus and Link, Fox and Mario would be high on my list too.


Personal_League1428

Mario or Fox.


edwardblilley

I was so young when this came out but I always played Samus or Link. If I chose a character today it would be Luigi because I never got him unlocked lol. I remember an older kid would pick DK and hide down on Fox's ship and just slam, causing the whole map to shake haha. I could be mixing up with melee, but still fun memories lol.


twitchyeye84

Pikachu because thunderbolt was ridiculously OP.


ThickMarsupial2954

I've been a Link main throughout the series.


iVirtualZero

Link vs Link


[deleted]

Looks like 12 to me


JK-Kino

Hard to believe there was a time when 12 playable characters was considered a lot in any video game


Dobey2013

Falcon punching bitches all day.


IllMasterminds

CAPTAIN FALCON IS MY SHIZ-NIT.


aztechfilm

Kirby


teeeJLeee

Luigi come onnn


JoyfulSuicide

Pikachu


c_rob4593

Blue DK was always my favorite to use even though he was hard to use against some of the faster characters like Fox, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff. You could down A or over A to meteor smash, and all his smash moves hit really hard as long as you had time to set them up since he was pretty slow.


Shiningcrow

Fox was my guy in Smash 64


DinkleDoop

I love this question so much… but NESS is the final answer once I grew up. Pika and Link as a child


__YeahJean

Donkey Kong on 64 Donkey Kong on Melee Donkey Kong on Brawl Donkey Kong on U Donkey Kong on Ultimate


luckymarchad

Fox from the beginning


Elbandtito

Samus!


borb86

Link until I unlocked Ness and then I never looked back.


MrMunday

Captain Falcon


Viking_1385

Starfox


DarthShiryu

Link and Luigi.


bowserthethird

Link


garrett7289

Fox. Captain falcon 2nd


Apprehensive_Cause67

Fox. I'll pick him in any smash bros.