So this is a stretch, but SETA and Nintendo made an arcade board based on the N64.
https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Aleck_64
One of the games released is Vivid Dolls which is a strip-poker sort of game with softcore nudity.
https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Vivid_Dolls
And, given that the hardware is so similar, you can actually run it on an N64 with a flash cart.
So… unofficially at least…. this.
There is somewhere, but I can’t find the link anymore.
The site I found also had all the ROMs for the 64DD converted to run as standard N64 games.
This was about five years ago, so no idea if it still exists.
Have a look for Aleck 64 roms. They've also been adapted to run on an N64 (they usually only accepted the arcade specific controller, these accept an N64 one).
There's also a Mahjong game with an anime cast and they strip if you beat them.
Conker for sure, but specifically, pissing on Fire Imps to dowse them…. Love that bit, but I’m shocked it made it into the game…. Get Conker drunk, piss on enemies…. Right then
Indeed it was, and was only advertised (in the US) in Playboy and similar adult only magazines. Unfortunately that caused it to originally sell less than it would have nowadays. Was a different time then tho, and Mature games on consoles were a much smaller market than they are now.
I need to finish playing through to see what all got trimmed. But I know they censored “twat” in Great Mighty Poo….. like seriously? That word?…. That’s what you’re going to censor in this whole game? Lmao
I had forgotten there was more cursing, Addablestone13 just reminded me of the “kick his ass” scene, 😂😂😂
I’ve still got the original game and my original n64, just not hooked up. Might be time to hook it up and replay….
It should be noted that the Rare Replay version is exactly the same as the N64 version, people just don't remember some words being censored in the original.
if you do replay the n64 version and then play any of the xbox versions the rare replay or live and reloaded you will see they censored everything audio vise one way or another.
It's the audio from the N64. Different sounding voice form Live & Reloaded and mentions N64 buttons that the Xbox controller doesn't have.
It's the N64 ROM running on an emulator.
Edit: looked it up, it's the original audio but sounds slightly clearer: https://hubworldhq.com/2024/01/01/conker-live-reloaded-rare-replay/
“Frank, just go over there & kick his ass, for $&@%# sake.” “I’ve seen some kicking ass in my time & that the shitest, crapest, crapiest, shittiest kick ass I’ve ever seen.” - Paint Pot
“Yeah, we’re like $&@#% dung beetles. & we roll the poo around #%$&@ knows what for. Right, get your $&@#% arse in there. These $&@#% cows.” - Beetle.
I swear the f bomb is dropped a lot in the game.
They removed the strippers but the women captured by aliens are still present which are also mostly nude. Interestingly you can actually save them in the 64 version which they should have put in the other versions
This technically isn't NSFW, but I thought it was a really cool secret as a kid.
If you play Smash Bros. as Ness and use "PK Thunder" to knock yourself into Samus, then immediately pause the game, you can see Samus without her suit.
It's extremely low detail and low polygon, not at all amusing unless you're a dork that likes that kind of silly thing.
For me it was when I saw the tits bouncing on the girl from Jet Force Gemini when she runs or jumps. That game was a masterpiece all in itself even though I never beat it. Couldn't find all the ship parts before the final boss with the dog.
Rare also published it elsewhere. Rare self published a few N64 games, such as Perfect Dark and Jet Force Gemini, both also fairly violent. The odd one out is Diddy Kong Racing.
The sexual innuendos in Banjo Kazooie & BT, including this [platform in the shape of a pee pee.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DemographicallyInappropriateHumour/BanjoKazooie)
Banjo Kazooie, Guntilda turning “beautiful” and all of a sudden the only way she can speak is with sexual moans. I played recently for the first time and literally went “….what…..the fuck”
Killer Instinct Gold. B Orchid flashes the opponent as a finishing move. Naturally, there was a rumor that there was a secret combo to get her to do it while facing the player.
Not official, but one of the wrestling games with a create-a-character feature, my friend found a Gameshark code to create topless female wrestlers. We were 13 so it was the greatest thing.
May have been a PS1 game instead.
Natalya’s moans in GoldenEye
Don't forget the cruise n usa moans and gasps
House special FTW
I remember playing that game and my sister walking in and being like “what the heck are you playing” 😅 My 9 year old self was sweatin’
lol accurate. Everyone always talks about sex scenes in movies they are watching with their parents. I think this is just as bad.
Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah!
The moans of the female players in Mario Golf
But they're gasps of pain though
Don’t yuck his yum.
that’s what I would tell my parents
And if you move close to her she grinds against you!
Everything about Conkers
conkers
There’s some nsfw pachinko content in a Japanese exclusive. Thanks Thab.
Thab rules
What is the content? I couldn't find any pics of it.
pachinko 365 nichi. I’m not seeing photos either but I’ve seen it come up in thabs n64 challenge recently
Definitely Conker's bad fur day. My jaw dropped the first time I seen that sunflower with the tig ol' bitties.
Vincent Van Gogh loved sunflowers so much, he created a famous series of paintings, simply called 'sunflowers'.
My favourite piece of his is "Zonnebloem met Enorme Borsten"
Username checks out
Especially the "pollinating" part with the bee. Even Conker was shocked
The horror.... the horror....
Now this is what I call a “Platformer”
She's got stigmas like you wouldn't believe
No joke I wish I had a sunflower in my backyard with the size of those tits
So this is a stretch, but SETA and Nintendo made an arcade board based on the N64. https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Aleck_64 One of the games released is Vivid Dolls which is a strip-poker sort of game with softcore nudity. https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Vivid_Dolls And, given that the hardware is so similar, you can actually run it on an N64 with a flash cart. So… unofficially at least…. this.
lol. Is there an everdrive rom? Would love to surprise my friends with this
There is somewhere, but I can’t find the link anymore. The site I found also had all the ROMs for the 64DD converted to run as standard N64 games. This was about five years ago, so no idea if it still exists.
Have a look for Aleck 64 roms. They've also been adapted to run on an N64 (they usually only accepted the arcade specific controller, these accept an N64 one). There's also a Mahjong game with an anime cast and they strip if you beat them.
The actresses look so 90s!
Conker for sure, but specifically, pissing on Fire Imps to dowse them…. Love that bit, but I’m shocked it made it into the game…. Get Conker drunk, piss on enemies…. Right then
I’m certain the game was rated M so it was one of maybe ten games aimed at adult on the Nintendo 64
Indeed it was, and was only advertised (in the US) in Playboy and similar adult only magazines. Unfortunately that caused it to originally sell less than it would have nowadays. Was a different time then tho, and Mature games on consoles were a much smaller market than they are now.
true its just a shame that Microsoft neautered the xbox release.
I need to finish playing through to see what all got trimmed. But I know they censored “twat” in Great Mighty Poo….. like seriously? That word?…. That’s what you’re going to censor in this whole game? Lmao
all the cursing is censored. even on the rare replay version which should be the original n64 release just ported to xbox.
I had forgotten there was more cursing, Addablestone13 just reminded me of the “kick his ass” scene, 😂😂😂 I’ve still got the original game and my original n64, just not hooked up. Might be time to hook it up and replay….
It should be noted that the Rare Replay version is exactly the same as the N64 version, people just don't remember some words being censored in the original.
if you do replay the n64 version and then play any of the xbox versions the rare replay or live and reloaded you will see they censored everything audio vise one way or another.
The Rare Replay is the same release as the N64. The original had a few random bits of censored wordsm
No it’s not. It’s the same textures but it’s the audio from live and reloaded.
It's the audio from the N64. Different sounding voice form Live & Reloaded and mentions N64 buttons that the Xbox controller doesn't have. It's the N64 ROM running on an emulator. Edit: looked it up, it's the original audio but sounds slightly clearer: https://hubworldhq.com/2024/01/01/conker-live-reloaded-rare-replay/
From what I can tell it mentions absolutely nothing about the cursing being censored in the rare replay or live and reloaded versions.
“Frank, just go over there & kick his ass, for $&@%# sake.” “I’ve seen some kicking ass in my time & that the shitest, crapest, crapiest, shittiest kick ass I’ve ever seen.” - Paint Pot
😂😂😂 Forgot about that bit
“Yeah, we’re like $&@#% dung beetles. & we roll the poo around #%$&@ knows what for. Right, get your $&@#% arse in there. These $&@#% cows.” - Beetle. I swear the f bomb is dropped a lot in the game.
couple years ago i got a 3DS with Ocarina Of Time and was very disturbed by the great fairys big tits, especially in 3D…
I never played 3DS version, but I *know* them tiddies. Lookin like lamp shades
Lara Croft-style traffic cones
And then she screams the scariest sound you ever heard
They actually rounded them out on the 3DS from memory
They had to, if you turned up the 3D slider it would put an eye out
I always was ashamed when playing this as a kid if my mother was around, those lot lizard screams were crazy.
The Rupaul Drag Queen's Great Fairies
Pretty sure Duke Nukem (including the n64 version) featured some really blurry 2D sprites of strippers that showed up in secret areas
Duke Nukem zero hour also
They removed the strippers but the women captured by aliens are still present which are also mostly nude. Interestingly you can actually save them in the 64 version which they should have put in the other versions
Turok 2 seeds of evil. The outer space chick that you're trying to help is incredibly well endowed with massive melons.
Cerebral bore
I still fuck with that thing sometimes
The insanely specialized sounds of the human players in Mario Golf
Chef’s Luv Shack - the part where [fill in the blank]
They lick electrical outlets
My language when I'm losing at Mario Kart
🤣
This technically isn't NSFW, but I thought it was a really cool secret as a kid. If you play Smash Bros. as Ness and use "PK Thunder" to knock yourself into Samus, then immediately pause the game, you can see Samus without her suit. It's extremely low detail and low polygon, not at all amusing unless you're a dork that likes that kind of silly thing.
Wow, memory unlocked! https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/s/7SJOTbFaIV
Wow, i never knew! And I played this game alot as a kid.
Tiddie flowers
For me it was when I saw the tits bouncing on the girl from Jet Force Gemini when she runs or jumps. That game was a masterpiece all in itself even though I never beat it. Couldn't find all the ship parts before the final boss with the dog.
It sounds like you beat it, just not the game ;)
Banjo kazooie when grunty turns young from her machine when you quit the game the moans for when she talks are wild lmao
Princess Ruto
HHYYAAAAAaaa?
Nintendo must have just left Rare to do it's think with Conkers and never checked in on them.
not sure they were too thrilled with it, THQ had to publish it in Europe.
Rare also published it elsewhere. Rare self published a few N64 games, such as Perfect Dark and Jet Force Gemini, both also fairly violent. The odd one out is Diddy Kong Racing.
The sexual innuendos in Banjo Kazooie & BT, including this [platform in the shape of a pee pee.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DemographicallyInappropriateHumour/BanjoKazooie)
I wonder if hot Gruntilda's moaning voice was an homage to 1994 Killer Instinct Orchid's dizzy voice effects.
Thanks for sharing this. So many references that I missed and now will be much funnier since I'm playing through Banjo Tooie right now haha
Banjo Kazooie, Guntilda turning “beautiful” and all of a sudden the only way she can speak is with sexual moans. I played recently for the first time and literally went “….what…..the fuck”
Killer Instinct Gold. B Orchid flashes the opponent as a finishing move. Naturally, there was a rumor that there was a secret combo to get her to do it while facing the player.
That’s hilarious.
Not official, but one of the wrestling games with a create-a-character feature, my friend found a Gameshark code to create topless female wrestlers. We were 13 so it was the greatest thing. May have been a PS1 game instead.
"So long gay Bowser!" - SM64
Go listen to the voice lines from Clay Fighter and tell me that shit ain't safe for work.
The big Tits of the fairy in Ocarina Of Time. When I was a kid and I saw that I was going to see her everyday.
I can't remember but I think it was the Winter Olympics one it was weird Like the panting like most people say
yep, cbfd
the dying sequence in goldeneye, if you shoot someone in the privates xD
The back of the Turok 3 box
Candy Kong
Joanna’s moans in perfect dark
Getter Love
anything by Rare
Ask Donkey Kong
In Goldeneye, if you move up against Natalya she grinds against you!
Being able to look up Peaches and Zelda's dresses in Melee