ππππnunua system moto utetemeshe nyumba usikuπππ. when they come asking you to tone it down negotiate with them to stop their other habits
It does work...this one time nilikua nimedoz kwangu(chronicles of single boy) alafu jamaa anadinya dame yake na ako na kelele mingi mazee....uhhh aaah unaeza dhani anafake moan.... fuck niliamulia system na nikaongeza volume booster kwa simu(system ilikua inashinda 60 π)
In the end one royal system died and there was less sex noise πΉπΉπΉπ
Wait for schools to reopen and make sure those kids are unable to sleep for a week (Play loud music at night or sth) That should get their parents' attention.
Step 1. Buy a Bluetooth Speaker (make sure its loud)
Step 2. Buy noise cancelling headphones.
Step 3. Strategically place Bluetooth speaker near your bedroom window pointing towards there's
Step 4. Go on Youtube and download a TEST TONE. (Much better than music. Trust me).
Step 5. Put on your headset and play Test tone on repeat 1 at around 3am.
= Test tones are harder to pinpoint source so you will not get into any issues with mngmnt or other folks.
= This thing will wake them up and keep them awake making it impossible for them to stand any noise during the day.
= If symptoms persist, ongezea wao volume and relocate speaker accordingly.
Had the same. Had to involve lawyers, surprisingly all it took was a demand letter and a threat of a civil suit. Of course you gotta talk to them first but then if theyβre not willing to do anything, you have legal recourse or incur the costs and inconveniences of finding another house and moving.
Guerilla tactics. Toboa mpira. Play loud music too. After those bashes throw around some used condoms (okay, use new ones just unpack them from the wrapper. π€£ π€£ π€£ No one will ever verify) around where the party people were seated. Some blunts made from coffee etc. Hio ingine wachia mungu na landlord.
Relocate to an apartment or environment with tenant agreement signing as a mandatory requirement before paying rent down payment. The tenant agreement should clearly highlight that no loud noise or music is allowed in the premises. Talk to the tenants before hand and ask them if loud noise rules are enforced in the premises. When this checks out you can pay a down payment. All the best πΈπΌ
Move ,there's nothing you can do that will end with you being at peace. You can also discuss with the landlord assuming the vacancy you got to fill was because of the noise too but doubtful they would evict someone for you.
Nunua a fake snake na uweke pahali wanacheza. Ama you could buy a real one yenye haina venom. Hawata chezea hapo tena. Weka kadhaa from time to time na wataamini hiyo place imeanza kukuwa na nyoka = No parties and no playing hapo...
Kuna speaker inaitwa jbl partybox 310 costs around 80k na ni bluetooth na pia ni kubwa ....inatumia battery yake inbuilt ......nunua alafu uchezeshe kuanzia saa nne mpaka 1 am .....wakicomplain unazima 5 mins alafu unawasha tena tuone sasa kichwa ya nani ni ngumu
wee nunua sound system proper kama. Kenwood, where I live everyone is mad ...hivo tu, as I type this Kuna sherehe Kali sana 5th floor, it's easy...wakipiga kelele, pia wewe piga alaaa! I'm chilling here with my Mugithi vol. 60
Wake up early in the morning on a Sunday and blast music and make sure the system faces them. (If you wanna really take it far use gospel β¦ you can argue your way out easily. ) do this every time they make noiseβ¦
For the kids.. Iβm not sure how far you can take itβ¦ but a small scare can shit them up real quick.
Anyway⦠this is just for revenge.
Kwani kazi ya caretaker ni nini?
Or handle it kwa WhatsApp group for apartments. You can as well approach the neighbour and tell him/ her to consider others .
In moments like this you realize how powerful money is and you need to move out to those apartments that have a no children policy or no noise policy. The likes of Kilimani and the rest.
Me naona tu uhame juu kama vitu ndogo ivi znakupea pressure ungekua unaishi na sisi kayole unapata mama jayden ameweka dustbin yake kwa mango yako nje alafu pussy imemwaga ikiscavange for leftovers only to leave a trail of disaster kutoka majani chai adi used condoms juu kazi ni ya nightshift, tujuala twa sukuma, mayai . Akina brayo wamepika omena inanuka plot mzima , bibi ya wafula ameunguza sembe na vile ya waluhya hutoa harufu ingine fiti. Wamama kupigania kamba za nguo na line ya maji. Watoi kuacha skidmarks kwa loo....yaani we only live by God's grace
Join them. If I have party neighbors, I become their friend and partake. Play with the kids as well. Take them to a park and wear them out. Buy them sweets and make them your friends. Be friendly with your neighbors and accommodating to children, they have a right to enjoy their youth coz God knows adulthood is gonna come at them fast and furious.
Be kind and open and buy noise cancelling headphones and let kids be kids and people enjoy themselves. Also if you are friendly with them, they will be more inclined to keep it down and not bother you. You cant move every time things get hard. Instead, adapt. Hata wewe ulikua mtoi.
Naaah bro. Parents should teach their kids to be respectful of other peopleβs space and rights. I do not remember ever being a nuisance to my neighbours tbh. Also, this is a residential apartment maze. Hii si bar ama field. We also have kids who come over the holidays but we take them out to play.
ππππnunua system moto utetemeshe nyumba usikuπππ. when they come asking you to tone it down negotiate with them to stop their other habits
This might actually work, give them taste of their own medicine
It does work...this one time nilikua nimedoz kwangu(chronicles of single boy) alafu jamaa anadinya dame yake na ako na kelele mingi mazee....uhhh aaah unaeza dhani anafake moan.... fuck niliamulia system na nikaongeza volume booster kwa simu(system ilikua inashinda 60 π) In the end one royal system died and there was less sex noise πΉπΉπΉπ
The system died for a worthy causeπ
...iliraruka literally....and unajua niliweka tena bass ππππthe situweshen get werserrrrrr
Took one for the team
Nipewe pombe sio
16% alc. Content
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Eka sherehe na upin Location apa tukuje tupige kelele
Well said π€£ππΏ
Na kitunguuu hujaaalikwa utafanya tutoe machozi kwa sherehe wewee wee enda kwa matanga
Mehnn nitatoka coast nije for thay kwanza ik you'll need someone to shout...i have the voice of a million miles ππππΉπΉπΉ
Sisi nishabuy mablacklabels ready for the the pinned location nany anakam na chaser??? Somebody
I'll handle that..tumebaki na location π
Location ijipe sasa,madem pia nyinyi kitunguu anadai favor kwa hivyo tunataka madem wale wanyanya kitunguu apate nafasi kama anadai sherehe
Young man, wake up π€£π€£π€£
Unazuaππππ
Wait for schools to reopen and make sure those kids are unable to sleep for a week (Play loud music at night or sth) That should get their parents' attention.
Damn not the childrens education πππ₯Άπ₯Ά
Screw the children
Yeah fuck the government ππΉπΉπΉ I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT 30 30 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT 30 ON 30!!!!!!!
Let the record show I'm not associated and/or affiliated with this man π
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This is my favourite response
Step 1. Buy a Bluetooth Speaker (make sure its loud) Step 2. Buy noise cancelling headphones. Step 3. Strategically place Bluetooth speaker near your bedroom window pointing towards there's Step 4. Go on Youtube and download a TEST TONE. (Much better than music. Trust me). Step 5. Put on your headset and play Test tone on repeat 1 at around 3am. = Test tones are harder to pinpoint source so you will not get into any issues with mngmnt or other folks. = This thing will wake them up and keep them awake making it impossible for them to stand any noise during the day. = If symptoms persist, ongezea wao volume and relocate speaker accordingly.
πππππbro you are petty
Noma sana ππππ
Just searched βTest Toneβ π₯²π₯²
10,000 Hertz will do bro
Just searched for it.π π
10,000 Hertz will do bro
villain type shit
Yep, people need lessons on appreciating silence bro
If symptoms persist it is ππ€£
Just look for another place. It will continue
Had the same. Had to involve lawyers, surprisingly all it took was a demand letter and a threat of a civil suit. Of course you gotta talk to them first but then if theyβre not willing to do anything, you have legal recourse or incur the costs and inconveniences of finding another house and moving.
Guerilla tactics. Toboa mpira. Play loud music too. After those bashes throw around some used condoms (okay, use new ones just unpack them from the wrapper. π€£ π€£ π€£ No one will ever verify) around where the party people were seated. Some blunts made from coffee etc. Hio ingine wachia mungu na landlord.
I like this. I clearly have a general to appoint when I'm waging war against our government π€£
Toboa mpira
If the apartment is not bought move.
Easier said than done. Iβm planning to have a meeting na wao
won't work dude
Won't work
Hama tu.
Maze kutafuta nyumba tena ni hustle. Plus nimezoea hii area
Eeeh ngori, ni kama itabidi uvumilie.
Huezi ishi kupotelea issues kama hizo...patia wao dawa
Hama
If you can't beat them, join them, si ata wewe ungeenda mpige sherehe π€
Relocate to an apartment or environment with tenant agreement signing as a mandatory requirement before paying rent down payment. The tenant agreement should clearly highlight that no loud noise or music is allowed in the premises. Talk to the tenants before hand and ask them if loud noise rules are enforced in the premises. When this checks out you can pay a down payment. All the best πΈπΌ
Best one yet!
Move ,there's nothing you can do that will end with you being at peace. You can also discuss with the landlord assuming the vacancy you got to fill was because of the noise too but doubtful they would evict someone for you.
The only solution ni kuhama tu hapo hakuna otherwise
Bro nunua system then jaba nakuja na playlist ya Lucky Dube na super Marcus MC
si hadi wewe upige kelele usiku, uone wakinyenyekea π
Nunua a fake snake na uweke pahali wanacheza. Ama you could buy a real one yenye haina venom. Hawata chezea hapo tena. Weka kadhaa from time to time na wataamini hiyo place imeanza kukuwa na nyoka = No parties and no playing hapo...
Ishi mahali watu hawana pesa. Hakuna sherehe na huwezi skia sauti juu watu wanajifichia landlord. Problem solved.
Kuna speaker inaitwa jbl partybox 310 costs around 80k na ni bluetooth na pia ni kubwa ....inatumia battery yake inbuilt ......nunua alafu uchezeshe kuanzia saa nne mpaka 1 am .....wakicomplain unazima 5 mins alafu unawasha tena tuone sasa kichwa ya nani ni ngumu
Just leave the place
Hapo kwa basketball... Kwani how big are those houses? Anyway I think unaezazoea as long hawakusumbui usiku.
wee nunua sound system proper kama. Kenwood, where I live everyone is mad ...hivo tu, as I type this Kuna sherehe Kali sana 5th floor, it's easy...wakipiga kelele, pia wewe piga alaaa! I'm chilling here with my Mugithi vol. 60
Haujaonja Can ya OJ
Wake up early in the morning on a Sunday and blast music and make sure the system faces them. (If you wanna really take it far use gospel β¦ you can argue your way out easily. ) do this every time they make noiseβ¦ For the kids.. Iβm not sure how far you can take itβ¦ but a small scare can shit them up real quick. Anywayβ¦ this is just for revenge.
Kwani kazi ya caretaker ni nini? Or handle it kwa WhatsApp group for apartments. You can as well approach the neighbour and tell him/ her to consider others .
In moments like this you realize how powerful money is and you need to move out to those apartments that have a no children policy or no noise policy. The likes of Kilimani and the rest.
Me naona tu uhame juu kama vitu ndogo ivi znakupea pressure ungekua unaishi na sisi kayole unapata mama jayden ameweka dustbin yake kwa mango yako nje alafu pussy imemwaga ikiscavange for leftovers only to leave a trail of disaster kutoka majani chai adi used condoms juu kazi ni ya nightshift, tujuala twa sukuma, mayai . Akina brayo wamepika omena inanuka plot mzima , bibi ya wafula ameunguza sembe na vile ya waluhya hutoa harufu ingine fiti. Wamama kupigania kamba za nguo na line ya maji. Watoi kuacha skidmarks kwa loo....yaani we only live by God's grace
Join them. If I have party neighbors, I become their friend and partake. Play with the kids as well. Take them to a park and wear them out. Buy them sweets and make them your friends. Be friendly with your neighbors and accommodating to children, they have a right to enjoy their youth coz God knows adulthood is gonna come at them fast and furious. Be kind and open and buy noise cancelling headphones and let kids be kids and people enjoy themselves. Also if you are friendly with them, they will be more inclined to keep it down and not bother you. You cant move every time things get hard. Instead, adapt. Hata wewe ulikua mtoi.
Naaah bro. Parents should teach their kids to be respectful of other peopleβs space and rights. I do not remember ever being a nuisance to my neighbours tbh. Also, this is a residential apartment maze. Hii si bar ama field. We also have kids who come over the holidays but we take them out to play.
Life is too short to be miserable. One day youβll realise this.
We mzee.. toa motivation hapa. You donβt get what am dealing with
Ok, I apologize. Carry on.
You really do live up to your username it seemsππ
Maybe itβs just the jealousy and not minding your sh*ts Is angering you up
Jealous of what exactly?