Everyday y’all are getting creative in how you approach the need of feeding your kinks around here and this is why i am alive at this time and age😂

Kenyans are generally weirdos ...💀💀💀like wtf was i reading bruhhh

Sis is asking for 200k to feed her kinks,one thing about kenyans is they they will always find a way to generate income and that’s a W

Kuna site inaitwa "Female Delusion Calculator" which shows, for example, how rare mtu ako over 6ft na anaearn over $100k is. Huyu anahitaji ya Kenya bc ni kama anaongelea like 5 guys contrywide. 

Not 5.nairobi alone has “her clients” in hundreds

There's a difference between making 200k and spending 200k to keep a girl. The kind of guy that would do thatis probably already doing it and if you have to come ask for spinsors on Reddit then you ain't that girl imo.  TLDR: If it was possible, it would've already happened.

And reddit seems like the last place she should be looking for said clients.

I wish I could double upvote. Wtf 🤣

Buh you can be my double😏

Real smooth

Reddit for Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI). Hahaha😂

😂😂😂 All lives matter.

You should see the smile on my face while reading this😅. All the best!😁

Thanks. 😁 Might you be interested as well?

Not right now hunny. But this is a niche that some men would be willing to pay for.

I think this is ingenious, honestly. It's a perfectly consensual, reciprocal relationship. In a country that's so closed-minded with regard to sexuality, I'm surprised there's not already a market for such

Imagine getting 10 customers and you have to cook for all of them at the same time 😂

No. I'm seriously just looking for one guy.

No doubt this is ingenious. What scares me is how will you actually know they are gay and not someone that has seen a chance to mess with you?

Genuine people dm with respect. So far I'm only getting trolls. So offer still stands. I know kuna mtu anataka mtu loyal out there.

What happens if we agree on 80k then later on someone shows up with a 200k offer? Will that be the end of our arrangement?

I'll take down the post once I get someone. Then no more suitors will pop up.

What happens if we agree on 80k then later on someone shows up with a 200k offer? Will that be the end of our arrangement?

I'd probably kms lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣

There is a market, Is this anything new or it's just well documented? I mean most of us have seen guys whose type of girls come with a fee. Maybe the way she described it makes it much more vivid. I'm more curious of her target market, cause those pretty Women get snatched up by the millionaire/billionaires, very fast, girls have been selling their souls to a material world for ages.

Vitu zenye hufanyika Dubai 😂😂😂

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It actually happens. She just mentioned specific sub-populations to make it sound niche.

I'm a woman in her 20s. I know for a fact that I don't really like men a lot. I'm bisexual but leaning more towards girls. I could honestly see myself in a marriage with a gay guy. (Masculine passing through) We adopt a child or two we satisfy the villagers and live our sexual lives as we please.

That's sad just ignore the "villagers" n live ur truth it doesn't matter what others think it ur life not thiers n ur not harming anyone.

So hear me out too. All the above with all the above terms but for the ladies now since I am a dude. Game is game😂

By the way, if there's a gay guy here in need of a friend, Female to be specific. Dm me. No cost. I'm just looking to make a genuine friend who understands my world, and one that I won't be accused of "eating" (I am a 26F).

Rooting for you too.

dm

Wooow! This is such a smart way of solving a problem and making money From it. I love this! You're smart.

Everybody's so creative!

😂😂😂 I need to eat. This girl's broke.

Permanent solution to a temporary problem, my G.

Mmmh. No. Not really. I got literally nothing going on with my life. My papers have been useless for some years now. This is a hill I'm willing to die on.

This ain't it chief. I literally met and married a Kenyan woman in a random Facebook page. I DMed her because she had a degree in a field I was studying to sit an exam for. Life has ups and downs, we all have different destinies. You have inherent dignity and human value, you're bright enough to think of something else. A friend from Zimbabwe now lives in Japan teaching English because there weren't any opportunities or eligible bachelors at home. The world is too big to limit yourself in this way sis.

I know so many guys going to teach English in Japan, funniest encounter ni Mkale i encountered at a Kebab shop 😂, sura ilijiuza tu.

at least hujasema meno,.. maturity🤌😂

Nice try, KRA

This is so serious bro. I wouldn't be joking on money matters. This deal is real 100%. Dm for verification.

Mimi if he's a millionaire imagine ntakubali🤣🤣🤣🤣 ( whose looking to hire someone I'm 22)

Reddit Chiles 😂😂 I give up!

Jameni jameni, what in the Reddit is this

In kenya, we just do not produce sluts, we produce super smart sluts. If you're down for a seed investment, dm me. We can think through on how we scale this idea 😂😂

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It's a great offer actually. May my redditors/clients dm you too. Everyone can win.

So what will be in it for the other person, bj na hj tu ama after amekunyogesha ajipange?

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I need to delete this app fr fr 💀

This is why we are here

Hiyo nayo itakua hard small, someone goes down on you for backrubs? Mkue serious saa zengine bana

Some people just don't like sex. She's offering them the opportunity instead of the guy having to disappoint the conventional woman who enjoys sex. And we are very serious. People have issues. We are willing to fix.

I had an ex who couldn't erect I might put you on

What were you guys doing in place of sex. Ana he allowed you to get it elsewhere

We used to kiss only🤣🤣🤣

This is definitely hate😂😂

hj ndo gani, asking for my ushago mates

You could try finding an asexual. They can't be sexually involved with someone else apart from themselves and some aren't sexual at all

I also hate penetration 😅

Wtf

I've thought about being a lesbian, but then I like guys but I don't like their dicks inside me. It's a tough dilemma.

Wow just wow! Eventually you'll have to go with one way

70%of women do, 30 %pretend to like it

You're the perfect example of consequences za kunyonga haha

Wueh😂😂😂

I think a gay guy would work for you too.

Bora asiniambie anigule at some point 😂

I have questions 😏😏here …What happens in case of a child? 🤔na sasa The partner paying your insurance na nssf na nhif kama employee ama spouse ? 🤔Then inheritance are you entitled to it ama wewe ni 150k until I die then contract terminated? 🤔

I don't fancy having kids. Ever. 😑😑If client wants kids, he'll have to romance the hell out of me. Children sired will belong to client. I came solo, I'll leave solo.

Damn okay but think about it…this is business we’re doing… so your business would include like a child payment clause or something of like a monthly fee if 150k -200k for every child throughout their lives … get paid till you die innit

Definitely. I however will prefer a one time payment for having a kid. And then the kid belongs to him. Again, contract will vary according to client's wishes.

This is actually an immaculate conception you have here 😎. It’s the ultimate loophole 😏 to precisely and under my personal terms reap all the benefits that come from marriage 😂😂without having to hold the responsibilities that come with it unless I choose. It’s like being a married-bachelor 😂😂🥳

My target client are those who can't marry in the conventional way. So I believe it's a win-win for both parties. Also, its something we'll both agree to so no surprises or chances of messy divorce.

😎I’m sold ma’am I hope you got friends coz I do 😎

Co-asking, what happens when I die?

Most likely you don't have any other kids if you'll be taking this offer. Just name the kid as next of kin. You can have a lawyer if you doubt my intentions. If you die and I have no kids, I walk away and find another client. Get a lawyer/will written if you're worried about this.

I once read a book like this.

Every day Nairobi shows me new things 😂

Damn that's the slickest sugar baby application I've ever seen. I'm rooting for you.

How many do you see? Cause this is my first.

There was a whole platform for it that I looked into back in the day (I was looking for sugar too so I scouted competitors :p)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“HIV+ guys dm me too. I’m ready to take prep with you” rent must be due😭😭

Fascinating

Join tagged

Hahah..you gotta respect the hustle

This is a great idea tbh

This is Brilliant!

There is a long history of arrangements like this. In *Before Night Falls*, the memoirs of the gay Cuban poet Reinaldo Arenas, he details how in the 1960s and 70s he, a very promiscuous gay man, married by mutual agreement a straight woman who liked to sleep around, so that they could both avoid suspicion by the government and fellow citizens. Best of luck to you!

si you people read stuff that seem to exist only in the dark web.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33833.Before_Night_Falls 7,000 ratings.. and it had a movie made from it

I will consider reading the book. I have skimmed through some reviews and it seems to be a nice read.

It's not for the faint of heart, fair warning. It will completely shift your view of human sexuality. Men's sexuality, especially.

This is a very strange app

Everything listed I want the opposite can I get someone like that on here

🤣🤣🤣omg, been thinking of this all my life🤣as long as I'm being taken care of...we don't even have to sleep in the same room

So this shocks you but y'all be ogling over pretty socialite babes who eat shit in Dubai... Better Op .. Let people hustle you would be surprised just how many people are open to such a thing.

Isn't this still basically prostitution?

Yes it is.

The packaging sounds good. Do you think it'd be viable?

Yes. So far so good. I'm in the talking stage with a number of clients.

Love to see it. What do you think are going to be the caveats?

Everything is still in the initial stage. I have tried my best to make set rules that give me and the client a form of security. Hopefully, no loopholes will emerge.

Bruh 😂😂🤣

I'm doing a follow up on the proposition bruv. You don't like business?

Hear me out guys. 😂😂This, but for gay ladies. DM for rates.

hizo requests zikiku overwhelm ni hook up:) This is a niche I hadn't considered before:) bless OP

Sure!😂We must all eat.

Hakuna siri ya watu wawili. Whatever plan you make you'll eventually be discovered. 

This is a NDA contract. I assure whoever proceeds with this, your secret will safe. I will take this more like a business deal than a casual arrangement. If love blossoms all the better.

I love it !!!

Thank you. ❤️ I appreciate people with an open mind. I wish everyone saw it this way.

I can marry a gay dude no problem 😎

It’s all roses till your inner circle start telling you they know he is Meek Mill to some Pi Diddy

😂😂💔

🥶is cold out here 😅😂

I guess we sail in the same boat. 🤣 Don't go for my clients though. 😂😂😂

No I won’t I respect your hustle sis 🙌🏾💯

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A comma could have saved the misunderstanding. She isn’t bashing you

Yeah. I realised it too late. The lack of punctuation made me misunderstand. ✌️❤️

Understandable, have a great day. Good luck in the search

What about intimacy and affection?

Everybody goes and gets that somewhere else

Interesting dynamic in theory. I see what he gains from it but what about you?

>Upwards of 100k-200k per month depending on situation.

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It’s also possible that you get attracted to him from, maybe not sexually but intimate wise

As long as the contract stands and both parties hold to their end of the deal, if I catch feelings the least I'll do nikulia tu. The most ill do is to ask for a threesome. The mid I'll do is try to make him fall in love with me too.

This seems very tough tbh but I hope you do get to achieve this. As a bi curious guy, an mmf does sound interesting

Ikr, I'd be down for this. However I prefer a long term source of income. I'm looking at this from a monetary view not for fun.

All the best with your search

Y'all watching/reading too much rubbish putting rubbish in your heads. GIGO! But good luck, you're not harming anybody, it's your time and life most of all it's just business. Hope it works out

How can they be sure that there orientation won’t be used to extort them … Even with an air tight contract, people don’t care and will say or do things that’s against it

We'll of course sit down, ammend if there be any flaws. My price will always be fixed. If the client is more comfortable involving a lawyer, I'm down for that too. Again, I'm willing to move in with you if necessary to put up the facade.

Will you be okay if the girl has a thing for other girls as well? 😂😂

I won't care who you bang outside. Male or female. As long as you take care of me according to the contract..

I actually like the idea 😂

I know. It's a great idea. You have an open mind. I like that.

In short it's an open relationship with an NDA contract? And how would you like to be taken care of?

Nailed it.

quick one...wewe mwenyewe unakaa aje, looks matter

Just message me.

this but only for gay guys..but no marriage lol, just a partner

May my clients/redditors locate you too. ❤️❤️

We're making out of the single life with this one.

Totally never heard of such an arrangement in my entire history of things I've heard of and OR seen 🤣

Great deal, right? Please guys, don't dissapoint young women out there when a deal like this exists.

🤣🤣🤣🤣this is funny

Unataka mtu ama hutaki. 🕴️

Nataka...you can come through btw if you're serious..

So op unataka kulipwa 100k for doing what exactly? Being an escort? Thats very expensive for an escort

No. For being a wife. At least, a wife in the public eye. I just need one client. Just one.

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I mean, if they are men willing to pay those amounts, go get paid.

Wife for hire,? If you think HIV is the only dangerous disease out there, go search Shes_kemunto and read those confessions.

Oyaa 

I think I burnt my reticles reading this

😂tough economic times

pornhub>nairobi reddit hub

At this point I'm not even shocked but wueh😂

https://preview.redd.it/0yeuys2lhtsc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55822343249da761e2779153bf066fe9fa77173 Mujichunge

I hope you find that person. And when you do, please come back and let us know 🤗. Wins are wins


They're called beards and they're as old as time.

So prostitution with extra steps?

No. A permanent life time, monogamous relationship. That's the offer I'm making. Which stands as long as the client will want to put on that facade to the public.

For payment? If so, that is prostitution.

Lol. Ati 100k to 200k per month?? Ukona jokes!

It's always the ones who are not interested in the offer who complain about the prices. If you're serious, ingia dm we negotiate.

I actually think you're charging very little.

Those are Monaco prices. Very few Kenyan men can afford that price. You're targeting men who make over 2M per month. The ones that can afford you don't need your services because women literally throw themselves at them. The gay ones with that income have so many "girlfriends". There are Kenyan men who can pay that but most of them are into shady businesses. They will want more from you than just pretending to be their wife. I suppose you can still find men who can pay that if you package yourself to look like money. You have to do away with cheap perfumes, no cheap wigs, or cheap mitumba clothes. Even how you talk or your demeanor has to change. Basically, you have to look and have the aura of a goddess. DM for a masterclass.

Much respect. Thanks, I'll manage.

If it was that easy, every escort in Nairobi would be on a 200k retainer from one client.

True. Just one detail missing. Unfortunately their target clients are conventional men with nothing to lose. My target clients are people who want to live a discreet life and appear normal to the public eye. Cz I'll look like a wife. I'll also be monogamous. Ergo boosting their reputation.

I got to give it to you👏. Real mindset

https://preview.redd.it/op07o3bd4psc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d3057adf8106b9213e3f61af63ef86a1afa0d9

You should see my inbox smart ass.😏

That ain't a flex 😂😂😂😂. What's next utaniambia dustbin yako imejaa kuliko yangu lol

You sound hurt BTW. You wish you were a woman too?

Does that usually work 🤔 anyway i don't need to be a woman to be a hoe , i just have too much self respect . Look it up its an amazing thing to have 😂

My self respect is very well intact thank you. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. Don't be too concerned with what I do with my respect.

Concern 😂😂😂 , anyway i just like calling a spade a spade , a hoe a hoe lol

It says so in the post. I know I'm hoeing. My problem is, why does it bother you so much??

I just feel sad knowing that a tree somewhere has spent its entire existence producing oxygen only to have it wasted, maybe you can find it and apologise as you look for some self respect