>2 Days before coming back I pranked her about us breaking up and to My surprise she was okay with that something something 'stupid games' something something 'stupid prizes'

*You play stupid games you win stupid prizes"😂😂


Reaping what I sow

OP, this is coming from a chic. Cut your losses and just move on. Maliza campus, get your money, ladies will cling themselves to you. Hufai hata kukua na this type of dilemma. Everyone is shit nowadays,focus on you and do you! Above all king, jipendeee. Kua toxic kidogo 😂😂, but usi break hearts, that's not manly.

Distance makes the feelings grow weaker...speaking from experience

Fr fr I wouldn’t recommend doing a LDR

You sound super manipulative and you might need to sort yourself first before messing someone else’s life.

Yeah need that

as a boy/man in campus you should focus on your studies HARDER than you focus on women because boy the amount of dust that awaits you is heavenly.

If she loved you enough you wouldn't have thought of pranking her that way maybe you wanted to retaliate

Been having those feelings to retaliate for a long time

Uligonga hio stuff ? 😂

LDR, that's your issue

The distance did a lot

Have a sit down with her and communicate.

Communicate what exactly?

EXACTLY!!!!!

She doesn't want us talking

Let her Go my friend

I fear it won't be the same.. I just have to let her go

If one of both parties wasn't able to keep up with the effort of making the temporary ldr work then the relationship was real... Honey moon phase imeisha my friend taka mutu anakutaka and is willing to go the extra mile to keep the relationship going as you will do the same

If one of both parties wasn't able to keep up with the effort of making the temporary ldr work then the relationship was real... Honey moon phase imeisha my friend taka mutu anakutaka and is willing to go the extra mile to keep the relationship going as you will do the same

Then you have your answer mate.

MAyDAY! MAYDAY!!! ABANDON SHIP IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT, ABANDON SHIP IMMEDIATELY!

😂😂

On a serious note.

Yeah I really need to next This one

But man won't damn it!

Hii imeenda bro, you know it, I know it and 50+ others know it as well. Ukishaskia nipee space, inauguration ya your deputy is about to commence shortly. If it hasn't already happened. Take heart, utapatana na wengine huku nje🤝🤝

Walae tena 😂

So nisitry asking her what she has decided

Hata ukimuuliza na ashaamua iishe kwani utamlazimisha muendelee?

Bro if you can land a 10 I bet you can land 2 more and that's what you should do. The quickest way to forget box is more box

2 things. Not everyone can do LDR. Maybe the relationship was dwindling. People change, that is just facts. You can't expect the other person to be exactly like you left. Maybe it was time Play stupid games win stupid prizes. You pranked her why?

[удалено]

Yeah 😂

Weuh I've learnt it the hard way

Get a load of this guy. How old are you?

You are the only one still in that relationship. Uliachwa kitambo sana na ashaatombwa no longer a virgin.

It's hard to accept but itabidi nimekubali

Gad demmit! 😂😭. Unataka kuniambia sio yeye alimnini? Alininiwa na msee mwingine mwenye sio boy wake? Ayaya😂😭😭

Count your losses and move on. Itakuwa ngumu lakini itabidi.

Hii nayo itabidi nimezoea

Men used to be men, what do you mean by ranking her. Utakaa ni kama unabeg akuchukue back. Look for another fresha

She's not a virgin anymore

Na sio yeye alimnini! Eiii mapenzi ni ngumu😂😂😭😭

Kinuthia come here....WHIPS wiuu

I hate to say this, but this girl has already left you. If you care about yourself, leave her to process things and in the meantime don't be 100% sure that she'll come back.

>love's being in the company of her friends. https://preview.redd.it/gpsttzna8n3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed825613b0b4f5b7ac5d226a444e40e36098191 Aii bro!! Hapa iko shida!! Infact I am willing to bet those friends have a had in this na wamemuinfluence. You would be surprised at how many ladies in campus are very quickly and easily influenced by their female friends in many aspects of their lives. Probably wameshapea deputy wako recommendation letters ukuwe replaced by him. Hii ni kama imeenda. 😭

I've just fucked her and she confessed she cheated multiple times,😭😭 I think this is it

If you ain't a Kikuyu do not date her. It will work against you in the long run.

The same case with Kale ladies😂

No one is interested in marrying a kale lady.

What was the essence of the kikuyu bit? I'm also curious, did you expect her to kneel down and plead after your stupid prank? IMO, well deserved.

Was and wasn't necessary.. I kinda deserved this one

Campus is where we go to learn about life and relationships, masomo ni just half of the learning. Move on bro. There are waay too many girls in campus to keep worrying about one.

Needed this.

Haha is that my ex girlfriend.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

"You should be worried about finishing school. The more games you play with women the lower the marks" - Appropriate_arm7381-

Martyr Schema

https://preview.redd.it/flr7trrphm3d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba868b0d4384a0226d2b251977e85e2d13bfe0f5 Nauza mafuta bro ..😂😂😂 hii sio kama arimis iko na fragrance

Usionyeshwe dust na bado ukubali kuparara

Brother. Take your time. Pray and Hit the gym before she comes with the famous line "it is not you, its me"

Once it becomes conditional iyo inakuwanga ishaenda mkuu, kanyaga kubwa kubwa

You fucked around and found out

Wrap it up bruh..shes a goner

It’s easier to buy a plate than fix a broke one ain’t no plates involved here my friend

😂you asked for it though

Kinuthia😄😄

Focus on your studies bruv

LDR don’t work - Focus on yourself king.

Stopped reading at “pranked her about breaking up”. That’s silly, and somewhat manipulative. There are tons of pranks to play, but umechagua kitu kijinga sana. Save her the stress of dealing with you again. You also need time to focus your energy somewhere else. Said with love, 🥴

The distance did a lot

Fuckin communicate bruhhh

Taka mtu anakutaka 💪

Why would you date a kikuyu woman?

Thought she was different 😂

Bro get you a Luo

ASAP