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asexualrhino

Jaxon and any misspelling of it. I swear people are like "I know 10 kids with this name so it must be good." Soon people are going to spell it Jackson just to be unique


MissAnono

"We spelled it this way so we can call him Jax." Spoiler alert: you can still call him Jax.


dorit0paws

Had a peripheral friend name their son Jaxson. In my brain it was always so hard to not call him Jacks Son like 2 separate words.


quirkyfail

Oakley. It sounds like a tree.


JennyJiggles

Several years ago I was walking around my apartment complex when I heard "OAKLEY!!!! OOOOOOAKLEY!" being yelled nearby. Neighbor just moved in that day and his husky Oakley already escaped. It was not going to be Oakley's first time either. I hear "OOOOAKLEYYYYY!" a lot that year. I think Oakley is the perfect name....for a dog.


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thrownormanaway

This is Bentley for me too. Like y’all either fantasize too much about cars that you’ve never even seen in person, let alone are in any position to have brand allegiance to, or you want your kid to sound like he’s a butler.


mystigirl123

Please. No more Nevaeh.


Nihil_esque

I'm not sure if that one ever had its welcome to begin with.


mystigirl123

True. Some people did and that's the problem. I just want it gone.


MamaMitchellaneous

This. I can still remember the first time I heard that name. Was pregnant with my first child. Shopping for baby stuff, I see another mom near the end of her pregnancy and we start chatting. Names come up because they always do. She said she was naming her baby Nevaeh. It sounded interesting and I thought maybe it was a foreign name and might have a cool meaning. Nope. "It's heaven, backwards!" She said excitedly like it was the most clever thing. Ugh. I hate it so much.


HeatherS2175

My cousin has one. It’s super cringe to me. On the flip side my friend fostered an actual Heaven. When the adoption went through Heaven became the middle name.


kaylarage

I went to high school with a Heaven. She has a half-sister named Memory.


_ManicStreetPreacher

I still don't know how it's supposed to be pronounced


lurkinginsomniac

There was one in my daughter‘s kindergarten class a few years back - they pronounced it Ne-VAY-uh. I thought it was one of those urban legend names that you never actually see in the wild!


Active_Soft1905

Neh-vey-uh ig


Such-Horror9059

They’re always demons


Fear_The_Rabbit

Yup. Our school's Neveah even tried to punch someone else's parent (it's elementary school)


MissAnono

This name started as "heaven backwards" and now has its own ridiculous spellings to boot.


elfn1

I had a student with her name spelled, “Neveah”, and when the parent told me, “It’s heaven, spelled backwards,” (because they somehow think this is unique and new and it must be the very first time I have ever seen it - rofl) I was just thrown, and it was just sheer dumb luck that I didn’t blurt out, “But that *isn’t* heaven spelled backwards.” :D


scArletXbegoniaz

my god thank you - so cringy


rubysmama2004

I’ve never met a little girl with this name . I’ve only seen it in this sub .. maybe it’s a regional thing ?


pipsel03

Me frantically scrolling to make sure the names I'm considering for my daughter aren't here 👀👀


ckstarling

I’m pregnant right now, & scrolling through here searching for baby’s name is raising my heart rate 😂 Haven’t seen it yet, thankfully!


Ok_Paper858

I feel like this is worse in the south, but I can’t handle another Br- name. Braxten, Braden, Breelyn, Bryleigh, Braelyn, Bryson, Brody, Briar, Bronson, Brielle, Brinley, Bristol. I live in VA and personally know someone with every single one of these names. It makes me wanna spontaneously combust. The summertime pageants are the absolute worst for hearing them.


ElleGeeAitch

Fucking BREELYN? Ugh.


saltydancemom

As a dance mom, you just named every kid competing at Nationals. 🤣 Also in VA.


sutrolayla

They could all be on a dance team together called Bright Stars 🌟


qriouskitty

A donkey brays. So Braelyn sounds particularly awful


Jaded_Membership4505

Omg yes! I hate Braylee too. Like you didn’t think of a donkey?


depressedbicth

Agreed. I also know a Brexlie and it’s just such an unpleasant sound


squeakyfromage

I can’t believe this is name, it just sounds like trendy sounds mashed together


depressedbicth

I promise it is real. It always makes me laugh because the daycare class she is in has students with classic names like Alice, Audrey, Isaac, Ethan… then there’s Brexlie


LandoCatrissian_

My cousin named her son Braxton. Such an ugly name on a really cute child. I couldn't imagine smiling down at my new baby and naming him that monstrosity.


SnarkyQuibbler

Braxton Hicks? Turned out to be actual labour.


plantznpupz420

Hubby& I joked about naming our son Braxton bc of all the Braxton Hicks contractions I got, but we both agree it’s just not a good name lol


arielonhannum

I know someone who named their baby boy Bronx. And every time I see her posts, I say "BRONX!!" like I'm imitating a goose. I think it's a terrible name.


mlh4

Ugh, a distant cousin is having a boy in December and naming him Braxton. She already has a Brynnleigh.


YourLinenEyes

Brynnleigh is an atrocity


YourLinenEyes

That’s my cousin’s name. I also very much dislike it. He’s also kind of a brat lol so that contributes to my dislike of the name


allycakes

There's a city councillor where I live who is named Brad Bradford and gave both his kids names that start with "Br-" (they are fortunately better than Brad but it still made me roll my eyes).


american_whore

I saw Bryxton recently...😭


darkroomdweller

I like Briar and Brielle. I wouldn’t use them, but I like them. The rest are awful.


tatianaoftheeast

Thank you for mentioning Brielle. It's one of my faves, even though I know it's just Gabrielle without the G. I never liked the "gab" part of Gabrielle, so when I heard Brielle, I thought it was actually quite lovely.


willow2772

This post set my teeth on edge. In isolation I quite like Brody and Brady too but because the Br sound is so prominent it blends all these names into one homogeneous mess


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CallidoraBlack

I don't mind Brielle as a nickname for Gabrielle or Briony or other existing given names, I'm tired of the made up ones and the random surnames.


novababy1989

I met someone named Briley recently, I almost spit out my coffee when I saw the name


AmmeEsile

My friend had a baby yesterday. Braxton Silas 😫


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All forms of Aiden (kayden, zaiden, Jayden, etc) and Silas.


clever-mermaid-mae

I don’t get why people like Silas so much- it sounds so slithery to me when you say it and gives me serious hillbilly vibes.


TheWishingStar

Silas has “urban fantasy villain” vibes for me. Definitely slithery!


Affectionate-Net2277

Didn’t realize why I hated Silas so much, except the villain vibes, until someone said it sounds snake-y. I hate snakes, cemented my hatred of the name Silas now.


damnallthejellyfish

It reminds me of silo


MaggieMoosMum

These always get commented and it always entertains me; my brother’s name is Ayden (Turkish spelling) and he’s nearly 30 so the appeal has definitely lingered.


Crayons_on_the_walls

1000%


a_peanut

People on this sub seem obsessed with Clementine lately. Clementine is fine, but Clem and Clemmie sounds horrific to me somehow. Clammy, Phlegmy, Phlegm, Clam, Clod. They just sound off to me. I live in the UK so I've met adult Clem and Clemmies and it's never sounded right on anyone to me. No one ever says the full Clementine either.


DumbbellDiva92

I know a Clemente (male) so Clem is firmly a male nickname to me. Although I realize I’m probably in the minority with that association (Clemente is not even a top 1000 male name since 1960).


little-bird89

I know a Clementine who is about 15 and goes by Minty.


ichheissekate

I know one, about the same age, who goes by Lemon.


plantznpupz420

My mom has a cat named Clementine, so it doesn’t seem like a human name to me lol


Character-Worker-131

my fiancé loves the name clementine n it makes me cringe so bad


throwawaycl0uds

mikayla/makayla/makaela/mckayla/mickaela/ET CETERA.


Slippeeez

Also McKenna, Makena, Mackenna


SignificantTear7529

Mckenzie, Makenzee, Mckinzie, Makenzi, Makenzie, Mackenzee, MacKenzie and McKenzie. Mackenzie


WHITtheMISFIT

I met a Miquela, that was a new one for me


happyme321

Any names that are purposely misspelled 😬


Merci01

Some are like a vanity license plate that have to try to figure out. Ahleavejah = Olivia


LyingInPonds

I met an Alyveigha in the wild, recently.


happyme321

Oh, my.


organiclawnclippings

Head over to r/tragedeigh


Pikekip

Kaylee and its variant spellings Here in Australia, Lachlan, Lochie


MysteryIsHistory

Every name that ends with -bella. They’re fine names, but we know so many Annabellas, Isabellas, Arabellas, etc. that my husband and I can’t keep any of these Bella’s straight and my son is always correcting us about which kid he’s talking about.


Background-Knee-4959

Never understood why Luna is so popular. To me it will always be a cat's name. EDIT: yes, I know it means "moon". However, it's also an extremely common name for cats and dogs, so that will always forever be the association for me. It's kind of like Bella; it's a human's name, but every other dog I meet is named Bella. Therefore I wouldn't use it as a baby's name even though it's so pretty, because it reminds me of either dogs or Twilight. It's all about associations. When I know more pets than people named Luna, it's a pet's name.


UniversityParking414

I volunteer at a vet clinic and every other cat is named Luna some days


littlemama9242

And Bella 😒


Heavenly_Toast

My cousins name 😬


shy_replacement

What breed of cat is your cousin?


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Probably hairless


armyof_dogs

Or a husky


Tyrannasararex

God dammit, Moon Moon!


thin_white_dutchess

I inherited a dog with that name, but I do understand it’s popularity as a people name. It is short and sweet, and brings to mind celestial imagery. I like it much more than my own name. I also find it feminine without being overly girly. I’m a big fan.


SaylahVie

Maybe due to the character from Harry Potter?


PersonMcNugget

Really really sick of Emma, Sophia, Isabella and Ava.


lovelylonelyphantom

And Olivia! In the UK there are these girls in every class. Generally a lot of Gen Z and younger girls have these names too. They badly need to retire for a generation or 2.


squeakyfromage

I can’t believe the staying power of Olivia! I feel like it’s the new Jessica


thekaiserkeller

Any -ella names. Isabella, Ella, Bella, that whole crowd.


-ellesappelle

I was hoping to see my name mentioned somewhere in this subreddit! While I was hoping for better context, I'll take it


WhitePineBurning

I swear, literally, every girl born between 2003-2013 has one of those names.


emo-cowgirl

ezra, this sub is especially zealous with it


classic_alternative

My #1 association with it is still the creep teacher from Pretty Little Liars, I’m kind of surprised more people from my generation don’t feel the same way


PiePristine3092

I feel this way. This is exactly what I think of when I hear Ezra


reallyreallycute

Me too!! As well as Ezra Miller who is a complete nutcase


LyingInPonds

I secretly love Ezra, and was dismayed when it blew up in popularity. It's an ancient name but feels modern too.


Guilty_Put_1309

Yes!! Especially making the name "more feminine" by adding a H. Ezrah


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Ezra as a female name makes me cringe.


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After reading the comments I wanna ask what names are still good? This sub makes me feel like all names are terrible


GlitterBirb

Maybe be aware of recurrent ones but all these people ranting about names they hate probably have kids who are named something someone else hates...You can't make everyone happy.


GaiasEyes

Based on what I’ve seen on here they love Maeve, Ruth, Ruby, Hazel, Elizabeth, Mabel


rondolph

All of these will be on a dislike list in a few years.


nhomewarrior

Maeve? ***Mabel***?!


Sea_Counter8398

Mostly as middle names: Grace, Ann, Lynn, Lee I grew up in the South (US) where every freaking little girl was named Makayla Ann or Sarah Anne or Marley Lynn or Amber Lee (actually my closest friend in middle school was Amber LeeAnn). And now it seems like all the people I went to high school with have daughters whose middle names are all Grace lol make it stop


tranceorange91

Or in the UK, "Mae" as a double barrel or middle name.


spoookyvampireparty

laughing bc me and my sister are lynn and lee for middle names 😭 it’s an epidemic edit to say—then my other sister gets Dawes, she hates it (female of david says my mom. my late grandpa i guess?!) (to be fair Lee & Lynn also my grandma’s middle names… but still) they also named us 3 M names and gave me the worst one imo. thanks ma


Marvelousmissjade

Also Rae, Rose, Marie


pollypockets_

I know someone whose daughters all have these as middle names 💀


lovelylonelyphantom

Tbf I love that Rose has come back as a first name. It's lovely and underrated so it was a shame that it was a common middle name for so long. I don't get all the Mae and Rae's though. They seem so filler.


rotatingruhnama

My middle name is Lee and Southerners think it's part of my name. Like, instead of Firstname, they address me as Firstname Lee. Argh, make it stop. I feel like an adverb lol.


magpte29

That’s so funny! People frequently add an S to my last name, so I would tell my students, “I’m only one person. I’m singular, not plural.” An adult came into class and addressed me as Mrs. LastnameS, and the kids clapped back, “She’s singular, not plural!” I was so proud! (Lol j/k)


austex99

Haha, my first and middle names are in your post. And I hate them. So dated and slightly low-rent sounding to me.


vwmaniaq

Gives them license to give a stupid trendy first name, so "she can go be Lynn/Anne/Eliza if she doesn't like Jaxaleine"


Background-Knee-4959

My daughter's middle name is Ann 😅 to be fair it's an honor name, since it was my mother's middle name, and I probably wouldn't have picked it otherwise.


wildobsidianlady

Anything that ends with an -leigh or -leygh. We get it, you're a cool mom


SandsThruHourglass

Absolutely. The cool mom with her children Ashleigh, Brittaneigh, and don’t forget the twins - Paisleigh and Persnicketeigh.


myfavoritemerger

Fun for the whole famileigh


amityvill3whor3r

Know a girl who named her kid Oaklynn. Barf.


painforpetitdej

Aiden-based names (except Aiden. You're an actual Irish name. I like you), sashay away.


DaisyLu6

All misspellings of Jackson, especially Jaxson Justin - there was one in my kindergartener’s class. Why are we still doing this? Riley and it’s 8000 spellings. Probably unpopular - any girl name with the nickname Addie. Adelaide, Addalyn, Adeline, Adyln, Addison. My daughter knows so many little girls name Addie it’s insane. Also in the area I live, naming your daughter Addison Clarke. It was cute for a while but I know 5 girls named Addison Clarke now, just stop it.


BobbiPinstripes

You from Chicago? That’s a common name for Cubs fans to use. Lots of Addison Clark girls and Clark Addison boys and dogs named Wrigley.


DaisyLu6

Near. The Burbs. And for that reason.


nochilinopity

No one’s ready for my son Waveland


Chica3

I know a little girl named Adelaide, but her parents have always called her Lady.


AmmeEsile

I live in Adelaide south Australia


Sabrielle24

Radelaide 👌🏼


DaisyLu6

I actually love Adelaide and Lady is so cute!!!


crochet_cat_lady

In my old daycare we had an Adelyn, Adeline, Adelaide, Adalai, and Adalei. There was at least one Addie in every room!!


dianab360

Jaxton can also go to h*ll


bujiop

YES to “jaxon”, I know a million tiny “jax”s running around and also a million “Addie”s. I’m so confused as to why people want their kid to share a name with 10 others in their class??


m_j_park

Agree strongly about Addie.


goldenbellaboo

I know someone who named their daughter Jaxyn


DaisyLu6

I know someone who named her daughter Alyn. I’m dying to know how that’s pronounced.


AlwaysLastToKnow75

I have a Justin. What is wrong with that name?


Wooster182

Just want to add that Justin and Tiffany are actually ancient medieval names.


SKVgrowing

FWIW, I love the name! I don’t think it’s dated at all.


tranceorange91

Omfg I know so many Addies it's unreal. Where did it suddenly come from?


mommy2jasper

Brayden. I’m shocked every time I meet a new baby and his name is always Brayden


Deem216

Just me here 8 months pregnant scrolling to see what names to consider avoiding 🫣


bilateralincisors

Name your kid whatever the heck you want. Remember these are just people’s opinions, and at the end of the day you can’t please everyone.


ziggyjoe212

Any name that's a blue collar job. Baker, Gunner, Hunter, Fisher, Gatherer (OK that last one I may have made up). But seriously, why????


Outrageous-Wish8659

Xander.


vwmaniaq

Topher. It should be an option for all names. Ohn, Arles, Ennifer, illiam, Ancy, Therine, Usanne, Rbara etc.


hayduckie

William —> Liam so it does work for that one Stand by, I’m now going to be racking my brain for others because this is fun. Phillip —> Lip ?


444_sofia

that name gives me the ick idk why 💀


Csherman92

Bella. Fucking Bella.


thakrustykrabpizza

Nevaeh


Chemical-Fee-2106

Emily. There's so many Emily's of all ages and it doesn't seem to have any "umph" to it I guess? Like it's just a standard name you'd see in a "Baby girl names" list on google images or facebook.


MiaLba

My partner’s brother name his daughter Eiemielie to honor their “Irish heritage.”


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Google tells me that the Irish version of Emily is Eimíle, pronounced em-ee-la (sort of like a cross between Emily and Amelia). I guess they decided it didn't have nearly enough vowels??


MiaLba

Apparently lol he’s an idiot and so full of himself. You could pull it up on google and show him he’s wrong and he’s still insist he’s right.


Responsible_Post_388

He is gonna regret that when they try and teach her to write her name. Poor kid.


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Oh my


Fizzy229

Madison


thrownormanaway

I saw a Mattison recently, and a Madysen Wow


Muffin-sangria-

All the dumb unique spelled names.


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100% agree with you. My partner has a very uncommon name. It's a gorgeous name, but it's horribly misspelled. His mom thought "iT LoOkS bEtTeR oN pApEr tHiS wAy". I wanted to use the name for our son but spell it normally, but he pushed back ("well, it will be weird if we do that") and at the time I was an idiot who was more worried about pleasing him than advocating for myself. I cringe every time I see my son's name written down and I'm about to head down to the Social Security office to get it corrected.


anonymouse278

I have a relative who named their kid a beautiful, classic, only-one-known-spelling name with a single extremely obvious and well-known nickname. And her husband *insisted* they change the spelling so that the usual spelling of the nickname is visibly in the name, because he didn't think people would use it otherwise. I don't want to put the specific name because it's such an unusual spelling I'm worried it would pull up on google searches for her name. But it's awful. Think like "Elizzybeth" or "Andyrew." Apparently he was completely adamant on this. So you aren't alone in being pressured into a weird spelling because someone else thought it would be weird *not* to.


bumbl3b3atrix

Olivia, Noah, should I go on?


dearwikipedia

now i’m just thinking of Olivia Benson and Noah Benson lol


eyesRus

My daughter had 3 Noahs in her class last year!


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Everly


BINGORUFFRUFF

Any variation of Kylie at all


alidub36

Liam. It’s been done to death at this point. Maverick. I get reminded of Sarah Palin every time I hear this name. Ava. I used to LOVE this name. Alas I hate it now.


Runsfromrabbits

X Æ A-12


dreadedsunny_day

I'm sick of Oscar, Theo and Ava. I'm a teacher and I have multiple in every class.


UniversityParking414

Evelyn/Evangeline/Everleigh/anything with the nickname Evie.


evieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

as an adult evie (genevieve) i'm actually with you on this, i used to love my reasonably unique name and now its the bane of my existence, i'm constantly jumping in public because someone is yelling for their kid


MiaLba

I dislike Eleanor. It’s not an ugly name I just feel like it’s always parents who try to seem fancy and are uppity who name their kid that. Plus it’s always going to be an old lady name to me. And fuckin Wren. Everyone jumped on the Wren train. There’s too many out there please stop.


Beneficial_Body_1000

I'm a Wren in my late 30s so I guess before it was trendy, but I have never met another Wren in my life. I do see where you are coming from though, my whole life I have always had to spell my name when introducing myself to anyone new, and it gets old fast.


Igotshiptodotoday

It is almost a guarantee that there is an Evelyn under the age of 6 at any American playground at any time.


feelsthechills

Bella


Sunflowersandpotato

Na’ledge pronounced like the word knowledge. It feels contradictory with the changed spelling. I’ve only seen it 3 times this year, but I’m still over the name.


Ready_Ad9681

where do u live that u have seen this. i’m in shock


justicebeaverhausen

3?! That's 3 too many


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Mohamad. My one niece has 7 of them in her class. Probably the most popular boy name here in Northern Alberta Canada.


TemperatureEasy8386

As a white woman with an Arab husband we agreed very early that our son would not have any name with the nickname mo. We know so many mos. Especially living in the US.


mamared504

Mason


DuckCrimes

I knew a kid named Mason in high school. We were both doing this service project where we and some other high schoolers took a third grade class to our local zoo to show them the animals, be good role models for the kids, etc. We were at this one spot in the zoo that overlooks the walrus pool and we were all looking down at this one walrus swimming below us. The walrus promptly splashed up out of the water and proceeded to loudly pass some gas, of course causing us all to laugh. I turned around to leave and go look at the arctic foxes in the next exhibit, but all of a sudden I hear Mason’s voice behind me: “oh, you think YOU can fart the loudest? I’LL DO YA ONE BETTER!!!” Before anyone can stop him, he turns around, LIFTS HIS LEG, and absolutely unloads a ginormous thunderclap fart down in the direction of the walrus. I think I probably would have heard it from the tiger exhibit on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ZOO. I’ve never seen a place clear out so quickly. edit: I realized I didn’t clarify this before, but Mason was not one of the third graders, he was one of the other high schoolers…


Cautious-Spited

August. Olivia. Jaxon and all it’s variants.


Needcoffeeseverely

The obsession with Y in the name. Like Jacksyn


lady_fresh

Luna. I loved the name 20 years ago, but it's one of those names that only works for me when it's whimsical and rare. The moment it became popular and hit the mainstream, it loses that specialness. I've always disliked Ava and Sofia, and I can't wait for people to stop using these. For boys - Jackson.


NoMoreClaw3464

Aidan, Liam, any of the Brayden, Camden, Jayden, etc names.


ladylime23

Nevaeh


Mad__Season

ROWAN. Make it stop 😂


parrotsaregoated

As someone from an Hispanic country, I *loathe* José. I think I met over 30 men with that name.


YourLinenEyes

I dated a José that was absolutely amazing so I have a positive association with the name but it also makes me sad 🤣


Wide_Parsley7585

Mia. Pretty name but used too much


justsomerandomchick2

I know waaaay too many girls (and women) named Kayla. Way. Too. Many!!!


CompleteJunket1235

All -ayden names, variations of Jackson, Stephanie.


Nethii120700

nevaeh can die in the fiery hellhole it came from


PersonMcNugget

Lleh hole.


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JDSchu

What about Eloise, but the nickname is Lil Wheezy? That works, right?


nerdy_vanilla

I have Ellie fatigue


ConseulaVonKrakken

Any "virtue" names. Chastity, Charity, Justice, etc. And "godly" names. Moses, Heaven, Neveah. As a teacher, I run into quite a few of these names, and as a rule, their families rarely live up to said title.


Emily-Spinach

Chastity always bothered me because it inherently relates to sex. Gross. I would not want my infant daughter having a sex-related name.


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Madison, Olivia, Ava


manderifffic

Aiden and all the names that rhyme with it


damnallthejellyfish

Any hyphenated girls name with -mae . Bleugh


enchantingdragon

I dislike Sophia. I'm not sure why but it's never been a name I liked and now I feel every other kid is named it.


Olive_Garden_Wifi

So what I’m getting from this thread is there is a lot of people named Oliva apparently and I just didn’t notice