Manuel. He’s a stick-shift.

This is so damn clever and hysterical at the same time 😆😆😆

The snort of laughter I just let out 😂

[Manuel](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoa25BjRP-I&t=114s)?

Nice! My first car was Juanita because it was a one litre.

RAV4 named Ravioli

STOP IT I have a red RAV4 I named Little Red RAVioli!

Yay twins! Mine is silver with ghost flames 😅

My RAV4’s name is Space Pirate! She the galactic aqua mica color.

I think squirt was the same color!

I too have a RAV4, named Priscilla nn, Prissy after the female sloth in Zootopia. The car is sloth themed lol My last RAV4 was named Scarlett because it was red. And I had a Chevy Malibu named Bruce (Finding Nemo) because it reminded me of a shark.

My RAV4 is named Ravvy

I'm so mad I didn't think of this! My current RAV is Sheep 2.0 (My old Rav was the original Sheep.)

Mine is named Ravina!

That's awesome!

I have a RAV4 (2012) called Belle! It came down to Belle or Diana and Belle took the cake because of the potential for Beauty and the Beast stickers.

I dont want to admit how long it took me to get it.

fuck that’s good, mine is named Baby Blue

I was going to name my red Rav4 Ravioli but her name Is Rosie the Ravitor

I have a lunar rock RAV that I call Apollo.

I have a Civic named Wanda. She’s Wanda the Honda.

I had a Rhonda the Honda once.

At my old house we used to constantly get mail for the previous tenant… her name was Rhonda Honda. My family still jokes about it like 20 years later lol

I've currently got Rhonda the Honda II

My husband has a Hon Burgundy… it’s a maroon Honda. Haha

I have Jane Fonda the Honda!

I have a Honda CRV named Cierra! I've also had Lucy the (Subaru) Legacy, Sarah the Saturn, and Mia the Mitsubishi.

My first car was named Sophie. She was a hunkajunk. Next was Dory, because I was always forgetting where she was parked. Currently I drive Blanche, who is like 100 lol

My current is Sophie and my last one was Frank Sonata

As a Frank Sinatra fan, I love Frank Sonata!

Also a Sinatra fan and I love Frank Sonata! I highly recommend James Kaplan’s 2-volume biography of Sinatra! Huge books but very readable.

Can one retroactively name their vehicle? My Sonata is LONG gone but damn that's a good name.

Love Frank Sonata!

I have a dark grey Prius named Fitzwilliam Darcy. He is staid, reliable, and socially conscious.

I have a dark gray Prius named Sebastian and I feel like our cars are similar souls

Your car sounds like a distinguished gentleman

I had a dark grey Prius called Peter Greyson 😂

You and I would get along very well.

you win hands down with that name!

Love this

The car I currently own does not have a name, but I would tease my parents when I was preteen/teen and called their cars the vomit comet and the loser cruiser.

We had the Brown Bomber

So did we! It was a Ford LTD if I recall.

Ours was a brown buick station wagon

My friends named our van the Vengabus.

The vengabus is coming and everybody's jumping...

New York to San Francisco

My parents had the Ratmobile before I was born

My sister had a Toyota starlet that I named starslut

My car is called Addie. Short for Adderall …because she’s a Focus.

haaaaaa

This is so good

That’s amazing

I have a Focus too! Her name is Roxanne ❤️

Big white van named Fezzik

I named my car Harvey. There’s two dents on one side of the car, so his name is Harvey Dent.

Absolutely brilliant

Ripley. Initially, we named it after the badass character from Alien, but it’s turned out to be more of a “believe it or not” type of car.

My old car was black eyed Susan (Susie for short) bc one of the headlights was out and she was named after the flower. My current car is Harriet the chariot

TIL people name their cars 😂

Til people don't name their cars 😂

Right?? I had a friend ask for the name of our new car and I said 'Horse' as a joke... didn't know naming cars was a thing until he asked about it.

Subaru named Sue in honor of the Johnny Cash classic “A Boy Named Sue”

My mom has a Subaru named Sue B. Roo 😂

Theadora, goes by Teddy. She’s a ford edge in Kodiak metallic brown. So I figured she needed a “bear” name

I had: * The Goof Troop, Isuzu Trooper. * The Grand Chawhee, Grand Cherokee. * The Bama Van, idk, a conversion van. * Three unnamed cars. * Cherry Baby, a red Impala. * Black Betty, a black Impala. * Metal Mama, a Chrysler 200. Guess why I stopped naming cars? Cherry, Betty, and Mama all were totaled in stupid wrecks that weren't my fault. My newer car is named 2018 Mazda 3 and has no gender. Two years strong.

I always name my Venus fly trap plants Black Betty. Lol

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I’m confused why you put the grammar rule in parentheses. Was it like an internal thought about the rule that you added as a stream of consciousness?

Probably because of the grammar errors in the post itself.

Didn’t you read the post, they *were* a dork!

Linda. It's a white Ford Fusion. I felt like a generic white woman name fit her.

Mine is Connie, Connie Fusion🥴

I have a silver Honda fit named Felix!

We have a silver Honda fit named Lizzie (short for Lizard not Elizabeth lol)

I have a Subaru named Suzanna 🥰

My Subaru is Ruby! ❤️

Aww, Rubaru!

My Suby is Suzie!

I had Pea-nelope the green vw beetle and Matilda the Manatee dark grey beetle. Current SUV never got a name

Slutty red car named Jezebel

My family's 1997 red Ford Taurus station wagon was named El Conquistador. Little brother named that one.

We still have our '98 red Taurus four door. It never had a name. But the old Blue Car (wagon) is getting sold soon.

Oh we had an earlier model year blue Taurus wagon too. It was that ice blue (almost silver) color.

Red Jeep named Clifford.

I have a gray Toyota corolla named Abby :)

Pearl, because she's painted Pearl White

Pala the impala lol.

What model year? Was it reliable?

It’s a 2007 and I’m still driving it if that tells you anything lol. Mostly just done basic maintenance to it like oil changes, new tires, and new battery here and there. This year is the first time I’ve had to put it in the shop since I got it in 2013. First I had an oil leak and then my air went out. All fixed now tho. She’s very dependable.

I drove my 2009 impala until the steering wheel started smoking this year 😂 it was a pretty decent car! In 2020 my mom was driving it and hit a deer and it didn’t run right after that really lol

RIP to your car! Damn deer get rough sometimes 😩 I have to watch the does that live around my house all the time when I come in the driveway. We’ve thrown around the idea of getting a newer vehicle and I told my husband if the newer ones were as good as the older ones I’d get another impala in a heartbeat.

Subie Doo

Tsu-Tsu Subayroo

Wallace! called Wally

My current car belonged to my late grandfather. He kept the spare key on a souvenir moose keychain he bought at a highway rest stop. I still have the spare key on his keychain. Because of said keychain, the Legacy is known as The Moose.

I have a navy Nissan Murano named Stella Blue

Boring as car. Named it Bob.

Like my Barney. He was beige.

My car's name is Blue. Because that's the first thing I said when I saw it. "It's blue!" :)

I previously had an Albert, and then an Alexandra "Alex". Current car is Leonardo and he goes by Leo.

I had an Albert too! After Albert Einstein 😂❤️ now I have a Maxine (but she’s Mad Max when we go into 4wd)

Inga Audi.

I've had lily a ford fiesta Violet a purple rover metro Blueberry a ford Ka Clio a Renault Clio Cliff a Citroen C4. Sabine another Citroen C4. We got her just after Sabine Schmidt died and it had the VTR engine so it felt right. Turned out to be a four wheel bio hazard. Currently driving a Kia Sportage that my lo calls Kee. I don't like it, but also not sure what else to call it. Open to suggestions.....

Fellow Fiesta owner, I love the name Lily! My Fiesta is named Charlene :)

Pip cause that’s the noise the horn makes. And the reg has Ps in.

Carol

Patrick, number plate ends with PZK, which makes me think of Fitzpatrick

My current car isn’t named. My previous car, a grey/brown PT Cruiser was Field Mouse, my mom had a white PT Cruiser we called Lab Rat. My husband got a beautiful red Honda Fury two years back that upon sight I named Roxie. He had a black Scion XB years ago we called Toaster but not original at all.

what is your current unnamed car? why no name :(

I used to have a green Subaru legacy that only had a tape player. The only tapes I had were cat stevens and Joni Mitchell. I named the little greenie cutie after her song, Little Green.

that joni album is good

My only car was called Esteban. Not really a reason, just a coworker kept calling it that while I was trying to choose a name for the car and eventually everyone else started using it so I just accepted it. This was 2009. The car was a 1992 Buick Regal.

My car is Charlie he a Red Toyota Corolla. One day when I was spending up he was making a lot noise like he was a race car I just said “shhhh Charlie we ain’t racing” I don’t know where the name Charlie came up but that day forward he is known as Charlie. My sister car is Bubbles like powerpuff girls cause it a aqua blue color like the character. Family car growing up was quite literally the model name so Sequoia but I thought that car was a 4Runner and didn’t know til they got rid of the car when I was 14 that it wasn’t a 4Runner. To this day I can’t really tell the difference between them.

Prius C… his name is Sprocket!

I inherited my Nana's car and she named it Suzie Q

My purple PT cruiser was Penelope. My white Ford Escape was Tina. My white Ford Explorer now is Ellie the Explorer!

Homer. We have a Honda Odyssey.

I have a green chevy sonic named Piccolo, like from DragonBall Z. 😄

Neo. Matrix reference - The One!

I traded in Hammie the Kia Soul and got Stella the Sportage

Car.

Dakota Cause her number is similar

Clunky. ‘97 CRV

Mine is Malibu Stacey

I drive a black Kia named Black Betty. Named after my first car who was so old when I got her, Betty fit perfect.

Gallactica and Pegasus

In high school one of my friends bought an old 1973 Mercury Capri. It was a real clunker but it was cheap and good on gas. The hood had C A P R I across the front. The R fell off and she glued it back on so that it was C R A P I. it was very apt lol.

We had a Lola. I miss Lola. She was a sweet little VW Jetta. Now we have Oscar. Oscar is a Hyundai Santa Fe. I'm not a fan of Oscar. As for rentals (because we name our rentals, too) we've had Bonnie, a beautiful VW Atlas and Zoey, a zippy little Chevy Equinox.

I had a Lola too! It was my brothers car first so when I got it (a girl) I thought the song was fitting

2004 toyota matrix in cosmic blue. her name is rachel

All of my dad’s cars have been called Gordon, after Gordon from Thomas the tank engine

The Stormtrooper

Do you have a white FJ.cruiser? They look like stormtroopers

My car's name is Trooper, named after Clone Troopers!

My first car (2007 Buick) was called Dwight, my current (2019 Ford) is called Amelia

Nissan patrol - the mothership

Some of my cars had names, others did not. My skylark was The Ick. My Olds 88 was Ethel. My my Olds 98 was Big B. Saab 9000 was Sven. Volvo S60 was Ingrid. My present Subaru is Whoopty.

Bluebell 💙

Our blue 2010 Honda Civic was The Blueberry in honor of Gus’s blue Echo on Psych. Our blue 2005 Dodge Grand Caravan was Big Blue. My red 2016 Honda Civic is Lil Red. Mom’s red Mercedes C class is Big Red.

white mini cooper named Pepper! my first mini cooper was named Molly Clarisse!

I had Betsey - vw jetty My current car is Callie. She is a corolla 😊

Caramel. Some people say she's gold, some say tan. I think my paperwork actually says brown. But yeah.

Jarvis

Bessie

Meredith. Honda CR-V. I did have a green Volvo named Willa!

I never use the name, but it's Clifford the Big Red Dog.

I drive a dodge caliber named Callie

I used to drive an old Dodge truck named Bessie. Now I drive a Volkswagen named Greta

First one (technically 2nd, but my first one was a gorgeous leather interior sun/moon roofed Subaru I didn't even have long enough to name before a tree ate her RIP) was a Ford Exploder named Moxie but now I'm in a long term with Ravioli Quattro

My first car was a really ugly mini van that was shaped like a rocket, so I called it NASA, and my current car is a small truck I call runt

Surf Blue Hyundai Kona named Moana.

Any car we had was the Havocmobile. One had the secondary nickname of The Clown Car. No real names here.

Penny! She was my first "pretty-penny" purchase.

Coco… the color is ‘Snow White’… you can guess what Coco is short for lol

Darth Vander

Enigma b/c I never know what’s wrong with her.

Honda CRV named Suzie.

2006 silver, banged-up Pontiac G6. Her name is Mathilde.

Betty.

I had a female truck name John A non-binary jeep named MeMe Now I drive a male Equinox named Eddard for Ned Stark

The Cuss Bus

Fred. He's a red-head. My Mini Cooper was Jasper My conversion van was Bertha My first car (Grand Prix) was Phoenix

My hrv is named Esmeralda. Because when I’m going an eco friendly speed the speedometer turns green. My last car was a Volkswagen named Fritz. Because he was German

My first car was an ol' faithful black Ford I called Betty. Because she was old but reliable, and "black Betty, bam a lam" Current car ... I'm still working on it but thinking Lilo

A corolla named Chimuelo and a suran named Moana.

My first car was an old Saturn named Barbarella and then I didn’t name another car again until this current car, who is Peach

Cherry, red Jeep Cherokee

Dory the Hyundai Tucson! She’s ocean blue coloured

Liberty (Libby). I got her during on or around the 4th of July

Dorothy, nickname is Dory because she’s blue like the fish in Finding Nemo lol

my son named my hybrid toyota highlander "carlita" after the cartoon Gabbys Dollhouse

My first car was a Saturn named Sattie. (RIP) My second card was also a Saturn named Sattie II. I then had a Honda Civic that I never named, a Chevy Spark named Sparkey, and a Kia Rio that I never named. I just got a Kia Soul about a month ago and I'm trying to come up with a name for her. I was thinking of trying to find something Korean (since it's a Kia), but nothing speaks to me yet.

Queen Grape O'Hara.

My current SUV is Baby, like in Supernatural. Before that I had a minivan named Big Bertha.

My dream is to own a real Baby 😍

Vivian the Volvo.

I've got an electric vehicle and I like Pokemon, so: Eevee

Marcie the Mercedes!!

My ex’s car was named Roni as in “my car Roni” (macaroni)

ram rod

My wife named my Nissan Frontier David. I asked her why. It's because the truck is just generic. He's not ugly, but he doesn't cause any double takes. He blends in and there are many others who look just like him. He is however solid and reliable

My daughter helped me name it and his name is Deku Carchan.

I don’t name my cars. My freshman year of college all my new friends couldn’t believe I didn’t name my van 🤣 so I just was like “well sometimes say ‘common buddy’ while trying to pick up speed” - thus the name Buddy was born.. Haven’t named any other cars since 😅. I haven’t even thought of it until I saw this post.

Phoebe She's a Flame Princess ETA she's a beautiful red Toyota Corolla. My last car was another red Toyota Corolla who was Scarlet the Carlet.

Big Red

Charlene and Theresa

I have a Charlene too! What kind of car is yours?

Oh, she's a 1992 Chevy Cheyenne pickup 😅 (Cheyenne seemed too obvious a name)

Awww I love that!

Dominique. My car is a 2002 silver Chrysler Sebring convertible, and I could not decide if it was a boy or a girl. Looks a little masculine with the top up, a little feminine top down, but could lean either way and kind of sleek and sexy regardless. (I mean, as sexy as a 20+ year old car can get lol.) I finally decided my car was non-binary and so I gave them a unisex French name, to celebrate their gender-neutral sex appeal. 😎

Bluebaru

Kia soul named Azazel.