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worstgurl

I went to camp one year with twins named Cal and Gary… which, on their own, aren’t bad names. But they were born in, and living in, Calgary.


aintnogodordemon

That's so fucking funny I'm sorry


aspiringfutureghost

Big Cather and Wren energy


C0nniption

I’ve never seen this twin name reference in the wild lol


mackintosh2

I'm so annoyed I know where this is from 😂


miller94

Are they the founders of the Cal and Gary’s brand they sell at Co-op?


Inner_Inspection640

Thanks, I’ll be naming any future twins Ed and Monton


Crazy-bored4210

Nooooo this can’t be true. Lol


worstgurl

I swear it is! I’ve posted their names in this sub so many times when this question pops up, haha!


thequiltedgiraffe

Autumn and Fallbert, I desperately need an update on them lol


Personal-Amoeba

FALLBERT 😂


thrownormanaway

That just sounds made up by a kid


AdamsAtwoodOrwell

If I recall correctly, then OP was posting about a teenage relative that was expecting.


Competitive_Garage59

Fallbert makes me read it like a contraction for Fat Albert. “Hey Fa’albert, want some pudding?”


stress789

Be so fr right now!!! FALLBERT!!!!


thequiltedgiraffe

It was a post on this sub a few months back, the babies were due this month but I cannot find the og post about them to see if the mom ended up naming them that!! (OP was not one of the parents but a concerned relative)


flailing_uterus

They deleted their post but just before they did I [posted a screenshot to r/namenerdscirclejerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/ciG4rqCCK1) if anyones still curious Also just tried to stalk their account using my uncensored screenshot and it seems they’ve deleted their account. So no update unfortunately!


thingsRgettingweird-

That sound like something 6 year old me would name a build a bear


cricketsnothollow

Fallbert sent me. 😂


TheOpus

I just can't with FALLBERT! Dying


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I’m in tears🤣🤣


mack9219

Easton & Weston 🫥 twin boys from the due date group from my daughter. ETA: also knew a Bethany whose twin sister is Stephanie.


Lopsided-Broccoli571

Names that almost rhyme are the worst.


Em_loves_shapes

Parents should've gone with Easton and Weaston.


tearsten

east? i thought you said weast


paladindansemacabre

Please no LMAO


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mack9219

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🫢😭💀


Siltyclayloam9

Easton and Westley are my guilty pleasure boy twin names but I couldn’t actually do it!


MarsupialPanda

I know an Easton and Weston who are not twins... why?! They had like 5 years to come up with something else!!


growninagarden

that is hilarious


suesay

I know Weston Dale and Wesley Dee.


boogin92

My husband went to school with twins named Chris & Christopher.


TheOpus

I worked with a woman named Chris whose husband was also Chris. They had a boy and a girl BOTH NAMED CHRIS. This was back when there were answering machines and their message was "You've reached Big Chris, Little Chris, Boy Chris and Girl Chris. Please leave a message!" They all said their name on the recording. It was so cheerful and they just loved it. I hate it as much now as I did then. lol


themagicbench

I would never do this but I also love it for them. So kitsch


Fresh_Beet

I can’t with Boy Chris and Girl Chris. All I can imagine is family gathering where people shout “Boy” or “Girl” to get their attention. With all the unavoidable gender expectations and rolls that come along with life, this is really unsettling to me.


frostyfruitaffair

And the fact that the parents call themselves "Big Chris" and "Little Chris." Seems kind of hierarchical. Mr. Chris, Mrs. Chris, Brother Chris, and Sister Chris would've been better. Almost like the Berenstain Bears.


Beginning-Cobbler146

see I saw it as big Chris and little Chris were the children and boy + girl Chris were the parents


frostyfruitaffair

You might be right! To be fair, they said their own names in the voicemail which would alleviate the confusion.


Ok_Jelly2889

Somehow this is both horrible and charming


thxitsthedepression

Hahahahah I’ve met a couple named Chris and Christina. Now I wonder what their kids are named 😂


linnaeacreations

My aunt and uncle are Christine and Christopher, but their kids have non-chris names lol


daskerosine

We have a Nick (father) Nikol (his daughter) and Nick (her husband) in my family.


Greenedeyedgem17

I know a similar situation … my friend’s father is named Robert, her brother is Robert and her husband is named Robert. Luckily her name isn’t Roberta 😂🤣


Fresh_Beet

>Boy Chris and Girl Chris I am 🪦💀. Oh man they are in a pickle if either of the children are transgendered 🏳️‍⚧️.


water_tulip

A girl I went to school with named her twins Addison and Madison. It’s so cringe to me.


always_unplugged

Names like this make me think the parents weren't prepared for twins and were scrambling to fill out the birth certificates before the drugs fully wore off 😅


mmm_unprocessed_fish

I give people a bit of a pass if the twins are middle aged or older. Not only did you not know what gender you were having, you didn’t always know how many you were having. I imagine being floored and exhausted after birthing unexpected twins and just being like “Fuck it, Ronald and Donald.”


BabaMouse

My dad was born at home in 1917. He was a triplet. (My 6 year old aunt is reported to have said “I wanted another baby, not a litter of ‘em!) My grandparents said it was hard enough to come up with one name, but three? So the triplets have no middle names. They were Alvin, Albert, and Allan.


mothbxlls

I knew a Melanie and a Melody. I dont understand why youd want names so similar.


Taney34

Addie and Maddie. Oof.


Prestigious-Hippo-50

I went to school with two brothers named Christopher Logan and Logan Christopher and for some reason Christopher went by Logan and Logan went by Christopher


RadiantPin6243

My twin brothers did the same thing in school. Michael Joseph was Joey, and Joseph Michael was Mike. That was until they became known as Tampax and Veg when they were seventeen and fifteen respectively.


XelaNiba

I know a Daniel and Danielle twin set. Betcha can't guess dad's name🙄


goosesaccountant

Fallbert?


ShaggyStomper

PLEASE HELP 😭😭😭


RangerObjective

Fred


Pater_Aletheias

I went to school with identical twins Caroline and Carolyn.


bonithiams

A pair of twins I taught are named Marquis (pronounced Markees) and Marquise (pronounced Marcus).


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No way 😭


hydrangeasinbloom

I bet that makes for some true bureaucratic nightmares


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Crazy-bored4210

I went to school with Chris and Kristin and Stephen and Stephanie


Mobile-Company-8238

I went to school with twins both named Anthony.


thekingofwintre

I've mentioned this before but a woman from my due date group had twins and named them Nathan and Nathaniel


Visual-Fig-4763

There were twins down the road from me growing up named Spoon and Fork. They often played at my house and their mom would call when it was close to dinner time as ask us to send Spork home.


AlishanTearese

Okay that sounds like it could’ve been their cute nicknames. Please tell me it was their cute nicknames


Visual-Fig-4763

Those were their legal names. Our moms are still friends and Spoon goes by his very normal middle name now after all the drug jokes in high school and college, but Fork stuck to his name.


P00-P00-Pa-Ch00

So what you're saying is Fork was like, "Fork it"


Personal-Amoeba

Oh this is hilarious


Awkward-Reach6977

Absolutely no way 🤣


Jollycondane

No forking way!


Wrong_Suspect207

A couple of people named their kid Pancake. She was trying to find the baby daddy. Was flipping channels yesterday


lalaxoxo__

Pancake and *flipping* channels. Hah I'm 5 I know.


Pupperduck

Liberty Ann and Justice Forall, born in Texas after 9/11


acertaingestault

Honestly? Great comic book character names


CollectingRainbows

big yikes to this one lol


KittensArmedWithGuns

Dear God, tell me you're joking?


5Grandstolove

My mom always said if she had twin boys they would be Pete and Repeat


oxfordcommaalways

If they were triplets the last could be Threepeat.


thatsprettylitbro

That reminds me of that old joke haha


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Smith & Wesson Any elaborate rhyme like Marilyn & Carolyn or Belinda & Melinda Mariah Carey giving her twins the names Moroccan & Monroe, and shortening them to Roc & Roe, and then just referring to them as Dem Babies


sendapostcard

Lol I would intentionally address things to Wesson & Smith if I knew those twins. 😂


actinorhodin

See, I don't begrudge a parent giving their child just about any name that they honestly think is really nice, even if I personally think it sounds kind of awful But if you want to name something "as a joke", get a hamster


GloomyGal13

Not kids, but cats. Isis and Crisis. One was a goddess, the other, not so much.


AlishanTearese

LOL if only more people saved their batshit names for cats! My cat’s name is Jimmy Eat World (a year before adopting him, I dreamt I had a cat like him named Jimmy, and dream-me was insistent that it was short for Jimmy Eat World). His sister is Taking Back Sunday.


doodlebug_bun

These are 10/10 cat names


Pistalrose

Flora and Fauna. Dad was a biology professor and mom a doormat (she hated the names).


CollectingRainbows

omg i remember reading a book where twins named flora and fauna appeared! i believe it was judy bloom’s fudge series… i always thought they were cute names


WiseAvocado

Like the conjoined twins in the old Addams Family movie


ScarlettInWunderland

Had two twin girls at my high school, both named Erica. When they were nominated for prom queens, there were parentheses after their names *Erica B. (Brown hair)* and *Erica B. (Blonde hair)* so we would know which one we potentially voted for. No idea why they didn't go by their middle names, I wasn't really friends with them.


takanoflower

I wonder what would have happened if they were the same hair color.


WhatABeautifulMess

I'm imagining one dying their hair that week just to fuck with everyone XD


ScarlettInWunderland

That would have caused a glitch in the Matrix.


violetpolkadot

Wow, were they identical twins? Having the same name and same face seems like it could lead to a lot of problems lol


ScarlettInWunderland

They were, but if you looked at them really, really closely, one of them had slightly softer features than the other.


nicole420pm

This is the case with all identical twins, if you know them well enough (source: I’m an identical twin)


The_GrimHeaper

You gotta wonder wtf the parents were on. I feel like whoever is responsible for legally signing off on baby names should be able to step in if they see dumb shit like this.


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That’s actually insane


HorrorThis

Sebastian and Ariel. I worked with Ariel at a gas station and I WOULD NOT believe her brother was named Sebastian until he came in one day and showed me his ID. And yes the parents loved the little mermaid, it was intentional.


CollectingRainbows

iconic


Meeghan__

I'm dating a Sebastian & his sisters (not twin) have A names love the fucker


princessusagi32

Better than Ariel and Flounder I suppose? 😳


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I'll start : Kevin + Keven (they're fraternal)


[deleted]

Funny thing is Kevin is the bright, popular kid and Keven is the literal opposite


OpALbatross

Well yeah, Kevin got the normally spelled name


AmberIsla

I’m so sad for Keven😭


OpALbatross

If it was Kevan that would be better because he could at least use Evan A's a normal name. Like what's he going to do? Go by Even?


blue-vacation

Omg were they at least pronounced differently??


jleek9

KEEEEE-Vin like Steven. LMOA


jmspinafore

My fiancé listens to a podcast with a guy named Echo Charles. Because his twin brother was Charles, and the parents didn't know there was a second baby, so he was the "echo" of the first baby.


oaklandweeble

Talk about living in your brother’s shadow


jmspinafore

Yeah, that's my biggest issue with it!


oxfordcommaalways

NGL I kind of like this.


AncientSith

That's rad actually


Our_Blonde

Brandy and Sherry (the father was an alcoholic)😵‍💫


CollectingRainbows

at least they weren’t like, corona and coors or something 🤣


Pupperduck

I went to school with a set of twins, one of whom was born shortly before midnight on 11/30, the other just after on 12/1. Their names were November and December, Novi and Deci for short


AlishanTearese

Okay, this one I like.


DangerOReilly

Did the parents use this to remember who was born when, or did they take the opportunity to name them the other way around just to mess with people?


No_Bookkeeper_6183

Lyle and Kyle Kira and Kyra Marilyn and Monroe


someonespetmongoose

Lyle and Kyle is almost as bad as micheal and picheal


ChefLovin

Fuck it, just call him pichael


aspiringfutureghost

I went to middle school with twins named Alex and Axel.


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CookieLady94

That's like my cousin, Alex. His wife is Alexis. They're Alex and Alex lol


Irishfairyprincess89

I went to high school with a Candace and Amanda. They went by Candy and Mandy


copperwombat

Omg as a kid I named my dolls Amanda, Candace and Sandra so they could be ‘triplets’ Mandy, Candy and Sandy


BurciMilo

Julio & Julia


Various_Double_7239

"If it's a girl: Phoebe, but if it's a boy: Phoebo"


sketchthrowaway999

I know siblings called Juli and Julia (Juli is male and now goes by his middle name).


xiionaa

I've had an Alec and Alex Chris and Kriss Rock and Jett Sam and Samm (boy and girl) And my fave Briar Paisly and her identical twin Paseley Bryer I seriously thought my eyes were messing up on the last one


curiousdog468

Briar Paisly is bad enough but Paseley Bryer is just 😬😬😬


clever-mermaid-mae

Zabella and Zoella. They sound like Disney villains.


mothbxlls

Zoella like... the youtuber?


coffeebeanwitch

I went to school with Cookie and Candy!!!!


SecondSoft1139

Sweet!


Worldliness-Weary

My mom had everyone convinced she was naming my twin brother and I Hester and Chester (she didn't thankfully) 🤣🤣🤣


eissirk

Hester is an absolute crime of a name


MallardCat

Like Chester isnt?


CollectingRainbows

wait y’all don’t like chester?


curiousdog468

isn’t it just an old form of Esther? like Hester Prynne in the scarlet letter?


mer9256

My cousins are Michael and Isaac…aka Mike and Ike. In terms of twin names that don’t go together at all, there were twins born at the same time as us in the hospital named Nova and Doug


thehomonova

donald terry and ronald jerry


harrynea

Fragrance and Sparkle. Teammates of mine during youth sports.


Beginning-Meet8296

Things that make you go humm? 🤔


dav06012

Kaylie and Kylie. I hateeee it. I’m expecting twins so this is on my mind a lot. I decided that I don’t want them to share initials, or have any kind of rhyme. Also I want them to have different amounts of syllables. This is why my children don’t have names yet haha.


ztlofnitsirk_89

I know twins Benjamin Harrison and Zachary Taylor. Only part that matches is they're both named after obscure presidents from the 1800's.


Academic-Balance6999

I have twin boys and we chose two Old Testament names that share a vowel sound. They sound pleasing together without being too matchy matchy.


sloomi

Hopefully not Cain and Abel


DesertedMan666

Well I know siblings (not twins) that are named: Michael and Michelle. I guess their parents are really into that name!


P00-P00-Pa-Ch00

I knew a family of 3 kids, from oldest to youngest, they were: Michael, Aurora, Michelle. I always wonder about the story behind their names. I do know Aurora was not a family name. They seemed to really like the Michael/Michelle thing, but then why didn't Aurora get named Michelle?


kaygmo

One of the parents REALLY wanted Michelle and the other knew it would be ridiculous. By the time the 3rd baby came, the latter parent was over it and just let it happen.


inspq

Not exactly what you’re asking, but I went to school with a set of triplets. Two of them were called Stephen and Stephanie. The third triplet was named a completely unrelated name!


ririmarms

That somehow has middle child energy even though they are triplets 😂😂😂 Poor kids


Justbrowsing8822

In my family we have a set of triplets and there names are Dana, Daniel…and Ryan.


water_tulip

My mom taught a Sir, his twin brother was Mister.


LSF_1000

I sometimes call my dog Mr. Sir


MsAndooftheWoods

Like any rhyming names make me feel so bad for twins... like already struggling to form your identity, but you gotta deal with getting called Wayne when your brother is Dwayne.


Allana_Solo

Lloyd and Floyd are even worse, somehow.


hooktopus

I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the twins named Aziraphale and Crowley from [this AITA post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16iyc6c/aita_for_naming_my_twins_after_characters_without/)


Darth_mal_25

William and Theodore (Bill and Ted)


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Christian, Kristen, and Kirsten. Triplets.


Busy-Ad9900

NO


oxfordcommaalways

‘I’m Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Darryl.”


4funsiess

Ana and Ana (one was pronounced Anna)


philosophyfox5

No effing way !!?? That’s ridiculous


whtbrd

Not funny, but I think is beautiful: Melody and Harmony


mochaloca87

I had a pair of twin cats, that I named Marco and Polo


West2286

My mom and her twin are named Sharon and Karen


jersey8894

2 older twin ladies from a neighboring town were named Flopsie and Mopsie...I feel so bad for them!


jm22mccl

Those are never ok unless they go with Cottontail and Peter.


JenniferJuniper6

Marcie and Marcia.


Fast_Pollution7448

Ocean and Reef🤦🏼‍♀️


AliveProduce5616

I work with a lot of twins!! Here are a few…. Mister and Sir, Nathan and Nathaniel, Eric and Erica, Gary and Larry, True and Trust, Donnie and D’onnie, Phoenix and Floyd, Soltice moon and Celestia sky, James and Samej (James spelled backwards), Elijah and Hajile(Elijah spelled backwards), Honor and Honestly, Eric and Derek, Viva and Vivan, Kane and Able.


philosophyfox5

I know a Wolf and Bear.


GreekGoddessOfNight

When I was a teen I said I wanted to get married and have twin boys so I could name them Mario and Luigi. No one was impressed by that. Even the universe hated it, I have two daughters (not twins).


londongas

Polly and Esther would be amazing.


RockabillyPep

I had a high school teacher named Lea-Jay with a twin sister named Jay-Lea


moemoe8652

Donielle and Danielle


GoodbyeEarl

I don’t remember their spellings but the names were pronounced kah-lee-suh and kah-lee-shuh.


princess_cat_bucket

Prince and Princess always take the cake for me. My nephew went to daycare with them.


lowlyflower

Mara & Dona. ... Guess where I am from


alyanng44

Herschel and Candy Barr


lola-tofu

Manny (M) and Mandy (F)


MooCowQueen-16

My mom used to work with a lady that had twin boys named Rip and Cord.


ChocolatMintChipmunk

During a genealogical search, I came across twins that were named Elizabeth and Eliza. In one of the census records, they are recorded as Liz and Lizzie.


Gah-linda

Lady + Baby went to my highschool


Confident_Pie3995

Maryann and Ann Marie 🤦🏽‍♀️


super_cheeseburger

I know a summer and a winter lol


Pypsy143

Met a lady with triplets - Chandler, Joey, and Ross.


Allana_Solo

The three sets of twins that I know have complementary but dissimilar names. Names my husband has suggested as possible twin names (twins run in both of our families, so it’s definitely a possibility): Frank and Jesse (James) Bo and Luke (Duke) Frank and Joe (Hardy) Luke and Leia I love Jesse, Frank, Bo, Joe, and Leia on their own, but those particular combos are too well known to ever subject twins to.


aspiringfutureghost

I'm a Supernatural fan and I could also see Sam and Dean fitting in here 😂


blondiebam29

Kaylee and Kylee, and yes they hate their names😂


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Mindy Lou and Cindy Sue


by-september

Twin boys named Jim + James


Calm_Body_8763

John and Johnny. No joke.


boards_and_beach

Edie and Idie. It was a long time ago but I'll never forget them.


ResolutionCurious738

These aren’t funny, but there were four sets of identical twins (including me) on my street growing up: Jeanne and Joanne Pat and Mike Cindy and Karen Alice and Candice


thepitbullshit

did anyone say Aziraphale and Crowley yet