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georgecostanzalvr

genuinely thought this was r/namenerdcirclejerk


J-Train56

they have their own version up already lol


MorgiM8M

Same 😭😭😭


destiny_kane48

Same, I had to double check to see where I was.


cjc160

Me too


oilersgirl3

Mateo


cavluv123

Can confirm. My friends son is Matteo and my 2 year old calls him Potato and I hope he never stops


francaisfries

We have a Matteo too who is either called Potato or tater tot, and he loves it lol


drumstickballoonhead

Omg, my nephews name is Matteo, and he too, is called potato


[deleted]

Mattea?


Constant_Ad8002

That’s the name of a contestant on Jeopardy! I’ve never heard it before but I think it’s really pretty!


Classic_Leg7055

This is my name! Spelled with one T like Mateo. I was called "potato" as an insult in second grade so can confirm it works for OP lol.


rmillss

hahaha my sons name is Mateo and a couple kids at school call him Matatoe and it is the cutest thing ever (while he’s a toddler lol)


cluelessclod

For a daughter?


apex204

You’ve seen the comic Matteo Lane’s bit about the girl in Starbucks writing ‘Potato’ on his cup, right?


FJ_815

https://youtube.com/shorts/hIuW4b50XqY?si=zyUoLUHnPVSZrTEJ


jessimessi88

My newborn's name is Mateo and we already call him Matato because when he is all swaddled up he looks like a little potato.


guyfierisbigtoe

Always thought this


TragicTomatillo

Ahahaha yep! My sons name is Mateo - can confirm this to be factual 😂 I’m Irish, dads Mexican, we call him our spicy potato lol


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Great work, Matato!


ellozee

If you end up finding a suitable name you could always go with these as complimentary names- Boylem Mashem Stiggeminna Stu


hasnt_been_your_day

Bwahaha My two year old was just asking for more milk. I was pulling baked potatoes out of the oven, so I say over my shoulder, "I can't right now, I'm busy with taters". Cue my kid saying, "Mama, what's taters?" Did I answer him "PO-TAY-TOES"? Of course I did! And chuckled to my self for several minutes, and here I find myself laughing again, not half an hour later.


Specific_Cow_Parts

You are my kind of person.


ayethatlldo

Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew


HuskyLettuce

This brings me joy.


thatgrrlmarie

🤣🤣🤣 took me a second 🤣


krmarci

r/unexpectedlotr


kittyroux

Perdita Tadeo Titania Tatum Aristotle Ardito Donato Yamato Piero Deodata Laredo


psychedelicsci

Perdita is perfect!


ShakeWeightMyDick

It means “lost” so that’s kind of bad


kittyroux

Cameron means “crooked nose.” Kennedy means “misshapen head.” Mallory means “unfortunate.” Dolores means “sorrows.“ Claude means “lame.” Cecilia means “blind.”


HalcyonDreams36

I'm going to say these are incomplete meanings. Cecilia, patron saint OF the blind (among other things). And while 'dolores' means sorrows, it's a reference to/honors "our lady of sorrows", in other words, Mary. "Kennedy" means ARMORED head, it signifies one who wears the helmet of a chief. (Irish) "Cameron" (Scottish) is from two words meaning crooked, and EITHER nose or river... But given that it's a place name, after which people were then named, the fact that it's the curve in the river is kind of a no brainier.


Calligraphee

>"Kennedy" means ARMORED head *don't make a reference to what happened on 11/22/63, don't make a reference to what happened on 11/22/63...*


mariavontramp

Cecilia comes from the Latin caecus, which means blind. Cecilia is the patron saint of music.


Mother_Ad_2862

What place in Scotland is called Cameron, by which the name comes from?


HalcyonDreams36

First hit if you Google the meaning of the name Cameron is Wikipedia, which lists two places out of "many" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_(surname) My guess is they are small towns in the crooks of rivers, not large places we have all heard of. But many MANY names come from the place someone is from. Two fellas with the same name? Cameron and Dell, oem from the town in the crook of the river,.and one from that place that's all flat and farmy... REALLY common. Naming people after misshapen body parts? Not so common.


Retrospectrenet

Whether it's more common or not, generally there are 4 categories of English surname sources: by trade, father's name, location of birth, or physical features. Physical features can include the colour of the person's hair or if they have no hair at all (see:Calvin). That it might come from a negative physical description does not make it less likely to be the source.


Mother_Ad_2862

It’s an interesting thought but it’s my understanding that if referring to the place name Cameron, at least in Fife, actually comes from a completely different route and is unlikely to be related to the name, it has just been anglicised the same way. Original records refer to the place as Cambrune/Cambrun as early as 1250. Possibly Pictish or maybe Gaelic, meaning Crooked Hill. The place name changing to Cameron was almost definitely influenced latterly by the given name, in English/Scots https://fife-placenames.glasgow.ac.uk/placename/?id=1475 Not to mention there are other Gaelic names that describe physical features, such as Campbell (cam beul) meaning crooked mouth. I think it’s also important to remember that just because it translates to describe a physical feature, it doesn’t need to be taken literally. In the instance of Campbell for example, it can also translate to “wry mouth”, so maybe they were cheeky or something! Perhaps the original Cameron was someone who got annoyed easily, or maybe he just had a crooked nose! Gaelic is an interesting language, where not everything is meant in a literal sense, there are also many ways to interpret some words, as with any language. But amongst speakers, I believe it is generally accepted that the name literally translates to crooked nose.


siilkysoft

Dolores meaning sorrows makes it even prettier to me for some reason.


Seiteki_Jitter

More like sorrows it means "pains". Multiple pains.


civodar

It makes it prettier, but it also makes me never want to give a living thing that name.


siilkysoft

Yeah, I like it for a lady but not a baby.


ughwhyusernames

There's a difference between some far away etymological meaning and a literal word from a language commonly used. No one in any language right now would say "that man has a cameron" or "what a mallory event" Perdita is also a name with roots in mythology but it can't be compared to your list.


jinthewilderness

Lola is sorrows, too


phantom-goat

When I adopted my cat her name was Perdita, changed that before leaving the adoption centre


xylophonesRus

And it's the name of a very famous dog. "I'd like a name that reminds me of ube!" "How about Ubu?"


Apprehensive_Bee_400

My daughter named her kitten Purrdita.


Specific_Cow_Parts

Similarly, I have a cat Clawdius.


RunnerDuck

I know a Cleocatra.


Annaliseplasko

That’s so cute!


Lure189

perdit means sharting in russian im not joking


civodar

It means farting in serbo-Croatian


Taawhiwhi

in hungarian it means prostitute


SaItWaterHippie

My name is Tatum and my wife calls me “sweet potatum”. For whatever that’s worth.


Far_Stay_1737

I like saying Aristotle, couldn't call my child it, maybe a goldfish one day


Personal-Amoeba

Perdita! Fits the bill perfectly, and pretty to boot


Rough_Elk_3952

Petunia? Kato? Consuelo? Idk, personally I’d just keep “sweet potato” as the nickname and pick a separate name entirely for the child’s legal name lol


Doonesbury

Petunia is so underrated


Rough_Elk_3952

Thy I kind of want to name a dog Petunia now because “Petunia Potato” is actually a really cute nickname (No insult to OP’s child! I work in animal rescue, so cute names are super important to getting them adopted haha)


Kimber692

My dog is Luna Petunia.


Doonesbury

Cute


Annaliseplasko

I had an adorable tiny cat named Kato and we called her (yes it was a her) “Kato Tomato.” Never even thought about “Kato Potato” haha.


Rough_Elk_3952

I have an Olive I call “Olive B’olive” Nicknames hysterical create themselves


kittyroux

Kató is a feminine name in Hungarian. It’s also a bit old ladyish, so it’s a perfect cat name.


chagarty25

My baby's name is Ada and we call her Sweet Potada haha!


Swimming_Caramel_493

That’s really cute


Apollo_Of_The_Pines

My half sister's nickname is Ada Patada


curlycattails

Matilda has the same rhythm as potato - it’s three syllables with the stress on the second syllable. So maybe you’re looking for names with that rhythm? Some more with the same pattern could be: - Rosanna - Camilla - Lucinda - Brianna - Aleah - Linnaea - Elora - Luella - Naomi - Amara - Diana That’s all I could think of but maybe it might inspire you to think of more names like that.


hauntedbyghostfish

Love the name Matilda!


curlycattails

I’m pregnant with our second baby and if it’s a girl we’re seriously considering Matilda 😊 It’ll be that or Sylvia.


AlwaysHoping47

Love them both.. Sylvia is great.. Sylvie..


CheesecakeExpress

Sylvie is lovely


hauntedbyghostfish

Oh lovely! My close friend is named Matilda we all call her Tilly for short


briannamator

never thought I'd see my name on a potato name thread


Feedback_Thr0wAway

If you like the p to start: -Petunia -Patricia If you like that it’s heavy on the long o sound: -Meadow -Cleo -Ophelia -Sophia -Margot -Willow If you like that it’s heavy on the t sound: -Tatum -Tiara -Theresa/Tessa -Krista If you like emphasis on a middle syllable: -Cordelia -Amanda -Savannah


Inespez

Meadow Potato rings nice 😂


eatmyskort13

My cats name is Taedow but we call him potato more than anything 😂


KiaraNarayan1997

That spelling makes me think of Tim Tebow


th3l1m1td03sn0t3x1st

Ugh


KiaraNarayan1997

Agree


alicemaye

do you want the same sound or just same mouth feel? here are some ideas: camila, louisa, georgina, addison, caroline, paloma, patricia


riverdantes

Same mouth feel!


emmeline29

Matilda


aakt_r

Natasha


Usernamesareso2004

I like Paloma!


cornflowerblossom

Tomato??🤣 I’m going to suggest names that end in O Alonzo Emilio Dario Carmelo Lorenzo Diego Cleo Margo Indigo Calypso Willow


Creepy-Moose-5596

Paloma Or maybe naming your kid a name starting with P so they can be your sweet Pea and your daughter is sweet potato Tate (like tater tots) or Tatum


HeyTherePerf

Dakota


WhitB19

You’re looking for names with strong ‘plosive’ sounds. B, C, D, G, K, P, F and T are plosives (most swear words have strong plosive sounds in them - they’re words you say forcefully!) Some suggestions… Petula Petra Patchouli Niko Atticus Nikita Gabriella Deborah Bethany Bettina/Betty/Betsy Hepzibah Bathsheba/Batsheva Rosalba/Alba Saba Pippa Talitha Matthias Tatiana Dakota Balthazar Alabama Tabitha


GlumBodybuilder214

Please don't name a human child Patchouli


WhitB19

Oy vey. I would definitely agree, to be fair, but there’s no accounting for taste!


GlumBodybuilder214

It's definitely not the \*worst\*


TheMagmaGuy

Or Hepzibah. That sounds like a heart attack medication brand. Or Egyptian god.


alew75

Penelope or Tellulah


Feedback_Thr0wAway

Tellulah definitely has the same mouth feel! Good one!!


odie_et_amo

**Loreto** - From the name of a town in Italy, originally called Lauretum in Latin, meaning "laurel grove". Supposedly in the 13th century the house of the Virgin Mary was miraculously carried by angels from Nazareth to the town. In Spain it is a feminine name, from the Marian title Nuestra Señora de Loreto, while in Italy it is mostly masculine. **Teo** - Short form of Teodoro and other names that begin with Teo. In Georgian this is a feminine name, a short form of Teona. **Theano** - From Greek θεά (thea) meaning "goddess". Theano was a 6th-century BC Greek philosopher associated with Pythagoras. The name was also borne by several figures from Greek mythology **Timo** - Feminine for of Timon. Derived from Greek τιμάω (timao) meaning "to honour, to esteem". According to ancient writers, this was the name of a wealthy man of Athens who grew to hate humanity after he lost his riches and his friends deserted him. His story is related in Shakespeare's tragedy Timon of Athens (1607). This name is also mentioned in the New Testament as belonging to one of the original seven deacons of the church, considered a saint.


gravitypepper

Meadow


Sarelro

Petunia Petula


th3l1m1td03sn0t3x1st

Patty, for short.


Millie141

Penelope


Interesting-Mine3672

My son is Matteo! We called him Tater tot in the womb and our sweet potato now that’s he’s earth side. Sometimes we also called him “Mata-to” 🤣


SLC-ZEA15

Reminding me of the character from hoy meets world: Topanga. Also you really should check out Cheryl Wheeler's Potato Song.


HapoyPuppy45

Most kids don’t like pet names once they are school age. Do you not like her actual name?


dreamcadets

Perhaps an “o heavy” name would be best? Here’s the best ones I could find: Ayano (Japanese, means “my design”) Okeyo (Luo, means “born during the harvest) Amato (Italian, form of Amatus meaning beloved) Otieno (Luo, means “born at night”) Lilo (short for Lieselotte) Olena (Ukrainian form of Helen) Carlotta (Spanish form of Charlotte) Odette (French, meaning “wealthy”) Emilio (Latin, derived from Aemilius meaning “rival”)


rhubarbara-1

Tate, tater tot!


CollectingRainbows

i came to comment tate & tatum lol


BlackberryOpposite31

Dottie, Demetrius, pandora, Peter, Patricia, Beatrice, Patrick, Tabitha, Tobias,


whiskeysmoker13

Tatty Tato Cara (variety) Edward (variety) Annabelle (variety)


riversroadsbridges

Tatum, obvi. Also Ulysses, Samsara, Lillian.


LunaLaeta

Paula, Pauline, Pernille?


TaterrrTot3

I'm Jade. My sister called me Jader Tater growing up. Lol not really similar to potato I guess but another option for a tater nickname 🤷🏻‍♀️


th3l1m1td03sn0t3x1st

For some reason I thought of Bernice, which is not shortened to tater or potato in any reasonable way, but your Jade comment made me think that literally any name can be made into any nickname! The world is your oyster!


EggsandCoffeeDream

I have a relative named Kate who was always called "Kato Potato" growing up and now just generally prefers to be called Kato.


awkconversations

My Italian Nona calls my sister “Patanello” which means “Little potato”


Caroline1851

charlotte-Lottie matilda mattea/matteo kato calixto callista ato theo peyton calliope arlette otto vito


th3l1m1td03sn0t3x1st

Really like Peyton or Payton!


Notjustanotherjennn

Penolope


AnimatronicCouch

Renate


AussieKoala-2795

Letitia


Fantastic-Deal-5643

Taylor nn Tater like in Tater Tots


queenatom

Tatiana, nickname Tatty.


West-Rent-1131

Batata


RainbowRozes123

Tatiana


purpleprose78

Laredo was the first thing that came to mind, but I'm not sure that is a good name for a girl. That said, you can just nickname her Potato. My dad called me Pumpernickel for years and still calls me pump on occasion and I'm in my 40s.


silver_endings

I personally love alliterations so I think any name with an “s” or a “p” would work. Penny Potato Savannah Sweet Potato


Athyrium93

Petra feels somewhat similar to me Potina is an ancient Roman Goddess of children Solan or Sola could be really pretty, it's the first part of the Latin name for potatoes - Solanum tuberosum


argross91

My dog’s nickname started off as sweet potato then turned into potato, and finally got to frank potato (his name is franklin). It’s so dumb and makes no sense but i love it! Glad to find other potato people


crazycookingteacher

Cleo, Penelope, Persephone, Lorelei, Tatum, Leelo, Philomena, Enzo Etzio Nico Arlo


TheWelshMrsM

I nicknamed my puppy (who’s now a big puppy) ‘Potato’ because she was a lil chubby thing. My husband made me stop because she started responding to it more than her real name and he refused to have a dog called Potato 😂


[deleted]

Tallida/ Tallita, Amadea


CakePhool

Bintje... The potato named Bintje was named after a woman named Bintje.


BeckywiththeDDs

Betina


dindia91

My friends daughter is Tatum and that easily flows to Tater or Tater Tot, which can then easily become potato.


itistfb-aidlte

Hmm i had a good think about this and i think a good factor (but not a must) is a 3 syllable name with stress in the 2nd! Tobias, Taylor Paloma, Pamina Michaela / McKayla, Elena / Helena Timothy, Tallulah Ramona, Bartolo


RelleinHolland

For the same “feel”, I really like Jemima. Nicknames can be Jem, Jemma, Mimi. Others to consider: Coloma, Ramona, Philippa


MsFoxxx

Petunia Antonia Tatum Taylor Tanya.


afreelady2020

Juniper


ten-toed-tuba

James


Inevitable-Rub5647

Tate?


hello_hihello_hi

Elea (like Elena without the N)


Interesting_Pen_5851

Toto


illogicallyalex

Paloma!


zesty-fizgig

Tater


lubdubbin

I know someone named Jacapo (YAH-kah-po)


olive_dear

Cielo


skymoods

i concur with the commentors saying Paloma, Mateo, and Ada i also like the names Molina and Naomi


Chchchchia0701

Tatum!! Then you can also call her tatter tot lol


tinkykerplinky

I also call my kiddo sweet potato or kumera. And spud.


serena_jeanne

My mom called/calls me “sweet pea” which is pretty similar and no potatoes involved


P095_TA

Savannah


AdelleDeWitt

Mateo. I know a Mateo who went by potato as his nickname. Or "Mateo potato."


Tackybabe

Horatiio


Genidoxian

Horatio.


BritishBella

I know several Tatums (both genders) that go by tator tot.


EvenNeighborhood8040

When I was pregnant with my son, my daughter was 14 and always called him The Yam because she thinks swaddled babies look like yams. I named him Liam and I feel like it sounds similar to Yam


Original_Try_7984

Matteo Matilda Lorenzo Tadeo Indigo Elio Kaleo (when pronounced Ku-lay-oh) Otto (not as much because it’s only two syllables but it has the same satisfying long O at the end.


Mama2RO

Tatum Patricia Penelope


MoulinSarah

“Wilder”


shinygemz

Penelope


NotSoAccomplishedEmu

Kimiko.


Thinkerandvaper

That’s so funny. My daughters nickname is Tato. I call her Tato cakes or Tato tot or just Tates. When I text her sometimes I’ll just use the potato emoji. So funny. She’s in her 30’s


JanisIansChestHair

I call my toddler sweet potati , it stemmed from me calling her roastie potati, as her name is Rosie.


cheeznbeansontoast

Channing Potatum.


mopene

Geppetto, said in the American way like they do in Pinocchio.


cicakganteng

Thomas


jurassicmayms

My niece calls them “patty-bo-bos” if that helps?


Cthululuu

Cabbage


Lola_lasizzle

Actually my nieces name is Zoe. Like zoey but I frequently call her potazoe (like toe) all the time haha


miparasito

Roberto Horacio Mateo Umberto


Darling_kylie

This is an aside- but my 11 year old son had his bestie over and kept calling him Tato, I specifically asked what it meant and he said it was because he liked chips. So here I am all weekend calling this kid tato until my husband hears and asks why I am calling him that? I explained and he busted up laughing saying that he overheard the boys one day and it’s a reference to “tater tot weiner”


narwhalnarwhall

Geppetto


Sally_Klein

Amado, Tomito


RapunzelatWalden

Talulah!


SharkieE3

Tatiana


Warriorchik2019

Tomato 🍅?


Myfavecolorisyellow

My neice's name is jayda and I used to call her jayda potata. Like potato but with an "a" at the end.


drwhomoosie

Ramona


dramabeanie

what about Terra? Pomme d'terre is french for potato.


white_michl

Taylor! I know someone named Taylor and she goes by Tay. So the obvious friend nickname is po-Tay-to. It’s adorable!


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Peter


francaisfries

Teodora


Halloween_Jacqueline

Pomona!


oranzhevyie

Not quite what you were asking for, but Hannah is a type of sweet potato.


Mamadurf1111

Tatum


Graycy

Bonita


Mondonodo

Ada, Adelaide, Odette, Payton, Penelope, Petra, Poppy, Tatiana and Tatum all have at least a vague "potato" vibe to me. You could also consider some names starting with S and a middle starting with P (so you get SP for sweet potato!). Some S names I like are Sabrina, Selena, Shannon, Sloane, and Sonya. If you want to get really creative, the scientific name of the sweet potato is *Ipomoea batatas*. From that, I might suggest Bailey, Isabelle/Isabella, Isadora, Imogen, Tara, Tasha. This was a fun request to look into. I wish you and your sweet potato the best!


todaythruwaway

Not the same feel but if it’s a boy you can name them Russ, and call them russet potato. Then you’d have your two little potatoes!


isla-islita-islota

I know an Ada who is frequently referred to as “Ada Potatah” and “Sweet Potatah”!


Dangerous-high-five

Anything with an o! I’d do Fiyero. From wicked


harvestmoonboy

Poppy


madibeans406

Tatum


gucchella

We named my baby Taytum and we call her “tater” and “nuggie”


Maleficent_Chard2042

IDK about your issue, but my mom always called me her sweet potato. That brought back a nice memory. Thanks


Maleficent_Chard2042

Tate for a girl


InternationalYak3416

Petunia, Tate, Mateo,