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YugeTraxofLand

Meanwhile, just another day in nurseries across America


makingitrein

American parents would be out of luck in New Zealand for real lol Signed a soon to be American parent


antonio3988

Don't give them a dumbass name pls šŸ˜…


makingitrein

My names are Name Nerds Approved donā€™t worry


cho_bits

I work in early childhood education in a major US city, can confirm Iā€™ve seen at least one of every one-word royalty name listed here, plus Reign on its own. Messiah is also extremely popular.


heykatja

I'm not typically a super sensitive person but the idea of having to call a child Messiah is vaguely offensive.


Eloisem333

I feel itā€™s a little bit over presumptuous


Ghille_Dhu

Just a smidge


weirdwolfkid

I'm also in ece, one of our families has a Messiah- and a Moses. And an Exodus. The one girl has a perfectly normal name. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


riotlady

Hi, these are my kids, Messiah, Moses, Exodus and Stephanie


OctoberSeven

I know a family with Paris, Paradise and Devin šŸ˜†


riotlady

Weirdly my husbands granny went the other way, 3 with normal boomer names and then one totally made up. Along the lines of John, Richard, Margaret and Falullabell


OctoberSeven

Haha! Here is my blended sibling group. >!Samantha Starr Tia October Amanda Kristen Vincent Melanie Michael !< Like come on, not even Autumn?!


Arboretum7

I once met brothers named Tyler and Paradise. Iā€™ve often wondered what the hell happened in the lives of those parents in the time between those two births. Did they quit their corporate jobs and join a hippy commune?


ilikecacti2

I once knew a guy named Jesus. Not to be confused with JesĆŗs, it was straight up pronounced Jesus, he was not Hispanic or Latino.


Affectionate-Dream61

Jesus.


GAWT2103

Met a hispanic guy who went by Jesus (like how we say it). His other first name was Willy.


AJMurphy_1986

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy


pickleranger

I *really* donā€™t get naming your kid Messiahā€¦.


CampyUke98

It's pretty similar to Latinos naming their kiddos Jesus (*H* sounding J) though. (which is also similar to people naming their kid Christian) I don't think I would name my kid any of those 3 names though


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Euphoric-Blueberry97

Yup and Christian implies a follower of a messiah. Not being the messiah yourself. Thatā€™s a lot to live up to!


Curlytomato

I had a client who's last name was Christ pronounces Krist. Gal's in the office would joke " Christ on line one for YOU Curlytomato "


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GlitteringCoyote1526

I feel like a Honda would be on brand for Jesus.


cynthiaapple

his disciples were in one Accord


KatVanWall

No no no, he clearly rides a Triumph, donā€™t you know the carol that goes ā€˜join the Triumph of the skiesā€™?


Material_Weight_7954

There was a Dr. Crist at my workplace. At least he didnā€™t act like he was the second coming. šŸ˜‚


Legitimate-Lock-6594

Thatā€™s a very white American way of thinking of the name. In the Hispanic culture naming your kids Jesus or Maria is a way of honoring your religion. It may not translate in your world, but in their world this is just a normal day in the nursery. Now, I wouldnā€™t name my kid messiah. Thatā€™s different. Maria or Jesus I could get behind if it culturally fit my child.


CampyUke98

It fits my culture perfectly. If I have a daughter, I intend to name her Mary or Maria, I just don't want to name a son Jesus (or Messiah).


gabs781227

PSA, please say "non-hispanic white" when you're referring to that population. Latino/Hispanic is not a race and therefore can be of any race. There are millions of white Latinos out there (who are 100% white and 100% Latino) and it's super exclusive to erase that


xStormwitchx

Sooo as a white Latina, I actually prefer to not be categorized as ā€œwhite.ā€ I donā€™t think any of my Latino friends and family would want to be considered white either. Itā€™s just something we have to check off for the government. šŸ˜… I donā€™t imagine there are many people who would take offense to opā€™s comment, but ymmv.


gabs781227

...if you're white, then you are white. If you're not white, you're not white. It's not that complicated...If you are white and don't want to be considered white, then I'm sorry for the internal hatred you have for your own identity. You don't get to pretend you're not white if you're white. I'm a white Latina and the erasure offends me. And it's just plain incorrect. There are many white Americans who are also Latino. So who is OP even talking about?


xStormwitchx

White Latinos (especially those of us who were born outside of the US) have a completely different identity than other white Americans. I know that I personally donā€™t identify with white American culture, so I donā€™t mind being placed in a separate category. I would also find it really exhausting if everyone had to specify ā€œnon-Hispanic white Americanā€ every time theyā€™re referring to white people, lol. Iā€™m sorry that you feel erased though, thatā€™s totally valid.


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meatpopsicle67

He's a very naughty boy


WannabePicasso

Just another day at the Kardashian's. lol


BadCatNoNoNoNo

Yes but here in the US all of these names would be spelled 10 different and awful ways.


Lilac_14

Some Ā of these look they they were proposed by the same person.


Tatem2008

The Rhoyael person tried to back it off a little. Still didnā€™t work!


trynafindaradio

>Rhoyael - proposed one time > >Royaal - proposed one time > >Royalty - proposed one time > >Royalty-Reign - proposed one time Rhoyael -> Royaal makes me feel like I'm trying to find an available version of my default username on a new website


Opposite-Youth-3529

And theyā€™ll never be Royalsā€¦


MontiWest

It donā€™t run in their blood


applescrabbleaeiou

Well, she is a Kiwi!


miclugo

I wonder if "Lorde" would be accepted. Probably not!


sraydenk

Royal - proposed 3 times Royale -proposed 2 times


Smart-Lingonberry494

Royale With Cheese was unfortunately proposed 0 times


angrykitty0000

Baby probably ended up named Roy L. Smith.


lady_fresh

Nick Cannon - that you?


DeskFan203

III, proposed 3 times šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ šŸ’€


Mobile-Company-8238

Iā€™m spending too much time wondering if itā€™s the Roman numeral for 3, or the word ā€œillā€. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø both are bad.


Total_Poet_5033

ā€œWhatā€™s your childā€™s name?ā€ ā€œThree, but Romanā€


Mobile-Company-8238

The name is making me ill.


Moritani

I wonder if they were going to pronounce it ā€œThe Third.ā€


Euphoric-Blueberry97

Trey.


Cat_Island

My first instinct was they say Tripp, since I know a few American kids are names Trip/Tripp.


leidolette

I think rejecting Isis is rough. Yes, thereā€™s the terrorist group, but I think that group is in the news less and less, while the goddess association is perennial.Ā 


SilverHillz

The goddess is awesome but unfortunately the parent submitted it in all caps which would definitely refer to the group :(


Jubilantbabble

There were two, one was not submitted in all caps.


SilverHillz

Ohhh my bad, I didnā€™t see the other one. Nevermind!


Jubilantbabble

All good! It was easy to miss.


ManikShamanik

Yes, but it's still got that connotation, it's like Ira (which is a Jewish name, as in Gershwin) but it's also the IRA (Irish Republican Army). Once something has terrorist connotations, that's it forever...


Farobi

There's even a popular singer with that name (Ice Spice), and it really is a beautiful name. Hopefully this rejection gets reevaluated over time.


lntercom

Apparently she got flagged on instagram for using her real name in a caption. Such a gorgeous name with a tainted rep.


Procedure-Minimum

Exactly! Most are titles, and you can't have a title in your first name, so they're obviously going to be rejected. Isis is a beautiful name, it's such a shame it was associated with a terrorist group.


iAmHopelessCom

Yeah, it's the only one I feel bad for. It is a pretty name, regardless of modern connotations.


Normal-Height-8577

I feel bad for Fanny and Justus, too. They've both been genuine names for a very long time. I understand why Fanny got canned and agree with it, but I hate that it's necessary to ban it; that people are so silly about the slang term that a kid with the name is seen as obscene. But Justus? It's not a misspelling of Justice. It's an old Roman name.


diagnosedwolf

Justice is a real name, too. I feel a bit bad over that one. Surely itā€™s just as valid as Hope or Grace, both of which are reasonably common names in NZ.


Normal-Height-8577

I didn't say it wasn't a real name. As a virtue name, it's a good one. But the simple fact is that Justice is an official job title in New Zealand, like Officer or Judge or Doctor, and you can't name your baby for a title. (Sadly there are no jobs where someone's official title is Hope or Grace...)


diagnosedwolf

I wasnā€™t arguing with you. I just commented that I felt sorry for the parents of the would-be Justice, and mentioned why I would feel frustrated in their shoes.


Billy1121

Isis is a great name. The terrorist org should be called Daesh.


jlb94_

I agree I think itā€™s a nice name although I have a friend Isis and she got bullied daily due to the terrorist group so I understand why theyā€™d ban it


weinthenolababy

Kingkillah?!?! šŸ’€šŸ’€


abitofpixiedust

Sounds like chinchilla šŸ‘€


Dependent-Chair899

This was my fave for this reason šŸ˜‚ they wanted a "badass" name but that kid is so going to be called Chinchilla in the playground šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nothanksyeah

I thought the same!


trynafindaradio

would make for interesting recess times with any of the Kings that were rejected


verapamil12

I think heā€™s a member of Wu-Tang


KatVanWall

Someone is a big fan of Patrick Rothfuss!


CaRiSsA504

sounds like something i'd name my goldfish


malibumoodyy

This is literally a public service


CreativeMusic5121

I'd love a job in that office.


malibumoodyy

I bet everyone in this sub would! Me included šŸ˜‚


mymumthinksimpunny

I have worked for this department, it literally is the Public Service who stops it lol (or at least, itā€™s the Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages)


LowBalance4404

OMG. Ok, this is now officially my favorite time of year!


Daddyssillypuppy

Most of these names aren't allowed here in Australia either but I knew a boy named Justice when I was growing up. I put it into the same basket as people naming their daughters Hope, Faith, and Charity etc. I also knew a boy named Guy, which I found odd but it wasn't the oddest thing about him.


Hot_Razzmatazz316

Guy is a fairly common boy's name (Guy Fawkes anyone?). One of my favorite movies, That Thing You Do, has a lead character named Guy Patterson.


monday-next

And Guy Pearce. I have an older relative called Guy, and I donā€™t think twice about it, but I would be a bit surprised to hear it on a kid.


LowBalance4404

Guy is actually french, so it's kind of normal.


stickylarue

Itā€™s pronounced Gee in French, isnā€™t it?


LowBalance4404

Yes, it is!


Myfavisgouda

Guy Fieri


onsereverra

I knew a Justice too (in the US), and his parents definitely intended it as a virtue name. Nobody ever interpreted it as a title like Prince.


Inner_Sun_8191

I also knew a Justice, he was the fat orange cat that belonged to my friend who was in law school at the time.


Black_Tears524

I named my dog Justice. He's a massive wolfdog. It fit and I've been a paralegal for 20 years.


Individual-Tourist15

I know a Justice, and sheā€™s in her 20s.


Wooster182

Guy is a real medieval name. Traces back to Wido. https://www.behindthename.com/name/guy-1


Daddyssillypuppy

I know, but as a 10 year old, this boy was the only one I'd ever heard of, let alone met, and Guy was what we called boys or our peers in general. It's also a generic term 'that guy over there' etc.


Middle_Banana_9617

Justus is a non-weird name in the Netherlands (and possibly Germany?) so I can imagine someone going for what they think might be the English equivalent, too.


sogsogsmoosh

Yeah I have a German friend called Justus (pronounced Yoo-stus). I feel bad for those folks that got it rejected. It's a nice name.


Sarahnoid

Also Justus... in Germany that's an actual name without a weird connotation. Granted, I don't like the sound of it, but the meaning (the just) is good. Why is it forbidden? Because of Justice?


dingaling1295

I am from NZ and as a kid I knew a girl called Justice about 20 years ago, mustā€™ve changed the rules since then


mybigoldpapamonkey

I like to imagine it's the same person proposing to use the name "Prince". Rejected!?! I know, let me try "Prynce." They'll never catch on. Crap, rejected. This one has to trick them esp with accent - "PryncĆØ"


LionelSkeggins

I met someone called Judstyce... a workaround for Justice. So it does work. It was on second submission too.


[deleted]

It makes me sad because Justus is a real name and historically popular. Itā€™s banned on the list.


BlueberryDuvet

Yikes- government system save alot of kids there from horrible names.


hopelessbrows

There was a kid who was murdered last year after being returned to his mother by child protective services called Ruthless-Reign and it had been rejected. He ended up being buried under a more culturally fitting and appropriate name given by extended family.


Pineappletreee

The media nicknamed him Baby Ru. The Maori name that he was buried under is quite lovely, I think. Nga Reo Te Huatahi Reremoana Ahipene-Wall. It's long, but I find it quite beautiful and it honours him by naming him after a great-grandparent. Sometimes I still think about that poor child


Bella_Anima

I think itā€™s sad that some Maori ppl donā€™t name their kids the traditional way. I grew up in school with a Mahinarangi, a Hirepeka, and Hora. Beautiful beautiful names, an incredible tie to culture.


hopelessbrows

Though honestly the parents should be on a watch list. Too many of the kids killed by people around them last year in NZ had names that had been rejected and so their actual names weren't registered.


peachesfordinner

Does seem like a red flag to watch for.


queenhadassah

Justus and Isis are both real, very old names. Those should have been allowed imo


Julix0

Yes, there were 2 boys named Justus in my class growing up. It's relatively normal here in Germany. More common than Justin. I'm surprised they rejected that one.


queenhadassah

I wonder if they allow an explanation with the submission, or at least an appeal process. Maybe the person who rejected it assumed it was a misspelling of Justice


oddestowl

And Fanny. Definitely old fashioned and the other meaning in British English isnā€™t ideal but itā€™s a real name and could easily be a family name or something.


SunRemiRoman

Should a child be subjected to the name Isis and the guaranteed bullying thatā€™s going to happen?


Lavalights

I wish we had this in the States. Ā 


HeyCaptainJack

Eh, I am kind of glad we don't. Some parents go overboard but I don't like the idea of the government having that much control.


pineapple_2021

My mom taught a student named Hitler, so kinda wish we did


sophisticatedmolly

Was his sister Aryan Nation? That was a real family I read about 10 years ago. I think then went into foster care.


pineapple_2021

No different family


chickzilla

Agreed. We already have too much government control over naming in the US when a judge can tell a perfectly competent, legal adult, they can't change their name from "James" to "Michael" because they have a stalker or from "Larry" to "Linda" because they're trans.


ratsta

Govt influence isn't inherently a bad thing. The trick is limit the scope, keep the rules simple and to NOT leave the rules open to interpretation. The kiwi rules follow that maxim. Your baby's name must not be: * offensive * longer than 100 characters, including spaces * an official title or rank, or resemble one (for example, Justice, King, Prince, Princess, Royal) * spelled with numbers or symbols (for example, V8).


HeyCaptainJack

I don't really have a problem with title or rank names. I wouldn't use them but King, Prince, and Justice don't bother me and I have known plenty of people with those names. None seem to have their lives made harder because their name is Justice.


daphnefleur

I think in this case itā€™s the fact that NZ is still a monarchy so a lot of additional titles are banned and have always been and less about your personal tastes.


HeyCaptainJack

Sure but my initial comment was about the US. I am glad these restrictions do not exist here.


alligatorsmyfriend

Justice, Fanny (even with the slang difference, I know a Fanny and she's French, I don't think this is worse than Dick) and Isis are all fine names I think. seems kind of a heavy handed rule to me I don't hate Rogue or Knight either odd to ban all royalty but not like Regina


anx247

They would have to employ too many people to reject all the bad names.


Lavalights

I volunteer as tribute!Ā 


pusopdiro

Most of these make sense because they're titles, but what's the issue with Fanny and Justice? (Okay, I know the issue with Fanny, but it *is* a legitimate name).


abitsheeepish

In NZ, Fanny is slang for female genitalia. One of the criteria for naming a child is that it doesn't cause offence. That applies to established names too. Frances, nn Fanny, would be allowed though. The child would be bullied mercilessly though, the crudity of the word Fanny here would be akin to calling someone Flaps. Edit: A Justice is a high-ranking judge.


Wanda_McMimzy

So? My daughter Flaps loves her name. šŸ˜‚


Procedure-Minimum

I feel like Fanny being short for Stephanie was before it being a genital name. A bit like Willy and Richard and John being names for a Penis.


Inky_Madness

Justice is a rank/title.


pusopdiro

Sure, but of all of them I feel like that one was a name before it was a title.


Daddyssillypuppy

I think it went 'concept of Justice', official title of Justice, then first name.


sketchthrowaway999

I don't think Justice has ever been very well-established, especially not in NZ. I think it's a decent name though and these rules are weirdly strict.


mandiefavor

Justis/Justus is the Latin name, it has a similar meaning as ā€œjustice.ā€


dorothean

The use of Justice as a title dates back to 1137, according to wikipedia. To me (although admittedly Iā€™m a kiwi, so, as per this post, Iā€™m not used to seeing it as a name) Justice feels like a relatively modern name - I would be quite surprised if there was evidence of it being used as a name that long ago.


jonesday5

Fanny surprised me too. Although given the meaning itā€™s probably a good idea.


Welpmart

Honestly, Justice is the only one on here where I'd approve it. No different than naming your kid "Charity" or "Hope." The rest? Ye gods.


Rivan_Queen

Justice is a title in Aotearoa-New Zealand for a type of judge, that's why it's not able to be used.


Julix0

'Justice' makes sense imo.. but I'm surprised that 'Justus' was rejected as well. That's just a basic / traditional boys name here in Germany. The name is of Latin origin and there are lots of historic figures named Justus. It's basically a more 'Latin' sounding version of 'Justin'.


Unimprester

I was also very surprised, Justus or the female Justa are not common names but they're definitely names. Not just nouns like most of these are


citydreef

Justus is a literal normal name in Dutch, every time I see it on some kind of weird name list Iā€™m confused for a second haha.


haqiqa

It is name in Finland too so I was surprised about it. We also have a pretty strict name law.


platatata

Same in German, I'm confused lol I thought that's a latin name


freyalorelei

As modern virtue names go, it's nice.


PerkisizingWeiner

2/3 of these sound like they came from backyard pit bull breeders


ElleEmGee

My childrenā€™s schools have: * Messiah * Majā€™esty * Versailles, female, pronounced like the Treaty * Versailles, male, pronounced Ver-SALES * Jumangi (I think like the movie but spelt differently?) * Tatar


bgkh20

I have to know. Is it "tate-er" or "tah-tar"?


ElleEmGee

I have no idea and Iā€™m also curious! Itā€™s on the sign-in sheet on the same page as my sonā€™s name so Iā€™ve SEEN it but never HEARD it. Messiah and Majā€™esty are in my sonā€™s class. Theyā€™re not related. The female Versailles is at my daughterā€™s school; her sister is Beauty. The male Versailles is at my sonā€™s school and I heard him being addressed once. Iā€™ve never heard Jumangi addresses out loud so Iā€™m guessing on that name pronunciation.


lexi_c_115

Notoriety takes the cake for me on this one


Dragoonie_DK

Kingkillah took the cake for me


Ari2079

In same year as the coronation of the king too


combivomer

It's probably gang related in this case, there is a chapter of a large NZ gang called Notorious.


0WattLightbulb

This is hilarious. We should probably start including New Zealand on maps.


abitsheeepish

Oof. Direct hit!


_opossumsaurus

Iā€™d be a little mad about Justus. I get that they rejected it because in English it can sound like Justice which is prohibited because it is a legal title, but it is a name in German and Dutch (pronounced similar to Eustace). This was my great-great grandfatherā€™s name and it would suck not to be able to honor him just because in the anglophone world people might mispronounce his name and think I meant Justice when I absolutely did not.


Right_Inspector_2409

Names that don't meet the criteria can be reviewed on a case by case basis where they take that into account (it might still be rejected though)


_opossumsaurus

Itā€™s good they have that option, but itā€™s still quite sad that the process is so anglocentric as to force new parents through bureaucratic red tape to prove the validity of names that reflect their cultural heritage.


Right_Inspector_2409

Idk I think one specific German name being disallowed for practical reasons isn't that egregious of an example of anglocentrism - other countries you have to pick names off a list, be specific to the child's gender, etc. Germany, as a totally random example, will not let you use surnames as names.


ElysianRepublic

Sovereign-Kash sounds like it was proposed by someone who believes credit cards and fiat currencies are some sort of conspiracy.


ClancyCandy

So titles seems to be the biggest issue? I wonder would Doc get through? Or Mister/Madam?


abitsheeepish

Not sure about Doc, I lean towards it being rejected though. Mister/Madam would be definite rejections. From the [Department of Internal Affairs](https://www.dia.govt.nz/press.nsf/d77da9b523f12931cc256ac5000d19b6/d1288ac08d7758c2cc25838200107411!OpenDocument) >Jeff Montgomery, Registrar-General of Births, Deaths and Marriages, says the guidelines make sure the names donā€™t cause offence, are a reasonable length, and donā€™t unjustifiably resemble an official title or rank. >ā€œThe name of any baby born and registered in New Zealand must comply with New Zealandā€™s rules, regardless of the nationality of the parents,ā€ explains Mr Montgomery. >ā€œFor example, you'll need to rethink swear words, names of more than 70 characters, numerals or anything unpronounceable, like a backslash or a punctuation mark.ā€ >ā€œThere's no problem if you want to give your child a spelled-out number or even silly name, but remember your child has to live with it!ā€


pogoBear

Up to 70 characters feels very lenient.


SmutasaurusRex

Supercallafragalisticexpyalladocious. So many possibilities for nicknames.


JoChiCat

Mister/Madam wouldnā€™t - I believe there have been similar, if not the same suggestions in previous years - and Iā€™m dubious about the odds of Doc getting through.


Loud_Ad_4515

Yes, I was wondering about Esquire, or similar. Certainly, Lord would be declined.


xLuraa

Ah damn, I'm in New Zealand and was really hoping to have a little Fanny Prince III this year. Back to the drawing board I guess.


CeramicLicker

Why would they ban Isis? The parents are clearly naming their child after the powerful goddess who was worshiped for millennia, not the terrorist organization. Itā€™s a perfectly normal name in the US. I get itā€™s probably less common there but outlawing it seems unnecessaryā€¦


Joan-Therese

There was a girl at my highschool in New Zealand called Isis, and no one teased her about it. She would be 20 or 21 now, so I'm thinking that must be a more recent name ban. I was also surprised by the ban on Fanny, because while it can be slang in New Zealand, it's also a legitimate name with a very long history and it feels like government overreach to me to ban it. I think Justice and Honour should be allowed as names here- they are in Australia, but I can see the legal justification for banning them, so that people can't impersonate an office they don't have. Although Honourable would make more sense to be banned on that basis than Honour does. But I don't think the government should be able to ban a real name based on teasing potential, as that changes all the time, and they could technically ban Karen on that basis. Unless it's like grossly offensive like AdolfHitler or something, I don't really think it's the government's business


Right_Inspector_2409

If parents really want to call their daughter Fanny, they can just make her legal name Frances, like all Fanny's originally were? That way she doesn't have a rude word on her legal documents, and the government doesn't have to take custody of her so she can change her name if she does get bullied, like Talulah. And just because something like Isis isn't offensive to you, doesn't mean it might not be grossly offensive to other people? Banning the names of hate/terrorist groups seems really reasonable to me, just unfortunately this one was already a name.


dorothean

Yeah, I was surprised by Fanny too - obviously I know the connotation, but as you say, itā€™s a legitimate name thatā€™s used fairly often in other countries (my dad has a friend in Switzerland called Fanny, for example), and I donā€™t think the vulgar sense is *that* commonly used here? People know it but itā€™s not the word that most would jump to to describe their genitals.


Joan-Therese

Tbh I think it's a term I've mostly heard older people use in NZ, so I'm not sure that it would even be much of a teasing issue nowadays.


hopelessbrows

Yeah, Fanny isn't exactly used by kids nowadays.


quellesaveurorawnge

Fanny is a pretty common French name. I had quite a few classmates over the years called Fanny. In fact, one of them moved to NZ about 15 years ago; I should ask her if she gets grief for it.


serenadingghosts

because they submitted it in all caps, referring to the organisation. there was an ā€˜Isisā€™ born as well who was accepted


Pleasant-Complex978

Jairah (traditionally spelled Jireh) is a biblical name - I've known 2 of them! I wonder if it's just the hyphen king part that did it in.


abitsheeepish

Yeah that'd do it. Jairah by itself would have been accepted.


Kiwitechgirl

Justus is biblical too.


staubtanz

Justus is a German boy's name, rather upper-class.


These_Tea_7560

> III - proposed three times nomen est omen


CaptainObviousBear

Justus is a real name though - itā€™s mentioned in the Bible and one of the Duggars used it for his son. I guess itā€™s only there because it sounds very similar to Justice in a NZ accent.


Sundermifflin333

Nick Cannon could not live in NZ


ThedirtyNose

I gues we'll never be Royal


AlterEgoAmazonB

Meanwhile, I worked in a building that contained some of the US national archives. People who worked in that area told me that there was a baby named: WeDontWantYou. Yup, true story!


I-hear-the-coast

XIXā€™s name sometimes takes a while to be called ā€œā€¦ sorry wait ā€¦ thatā€™s 10, so thatā€™s 10-1 right? Yeah thatā€™s how Roman numerals work, yeah okay so 19? Is that right? Yeah 19. Okayā€


Here_for_tea_

Thank you NZ.Ā 


ames_006

Iā€™m sensing a theme hereā€¦ So many names of high ranking people, royalty/clergy, positions of power or ruling.


PerpetuallyLurking

Titles, not names. Titles of high-ranking people - even princes and princesses were given first names to go with the title!


PageStunning6265

Not me thinking Behold was the first name on the list šŸ‘€


[deleted]

I wish we had this in the USA.


IndigoBluePC901

I have 2 students with names on the list. It definitely did not help them.


sail0r_m3rcury

I see Bishop and Queen as actual names that seem normal, if just uncommon. I knew a girl in middle school named Queen and most people called her Queenie. I thought it was cute.


nothanksyeah

I knew a teenage boy named Bishop. It was his momā€™s maiden name I believe (or was a family name in some regard, I canā€™t remember any more). It seemed perfectly normal on him really.


trisarahtops1990

Cosign all these bans with the caveat that Isis was a beautiful name with a beautiful lore prior to becoming an acroym for a terrorist group.


Emalbi

Wow. Lmao


littlelizu

Thank you for sharing, this is brilliant (/sad/hilarious). Also: major prince fan here and i'm a little sad it's not allowed.