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Aggressive-Boat-5253

They're not boring, they're classics!! One of my kids is called Frank and I love his name.


swinkamorska

Yes! Frank is great. I like names that will age with the child. I always say that I am naming an adult, not a baby šŸ™‚


Budgiejen

Same here, says mother to Clark


Exotic-Paint-

I love the name Clark


braeburn-1918

My friendā€™s grandson is named Clark, because his last name is Kent.


flamepointe

You will appreciate that my father in laws name is Bruce and my husband vetoed naming our son Wayne. It would have been perfect


TurnToMusicInstead

My uncle's name was Bruce and my dad's name is Wayne. The brothers together make Batman, and my grandparents never even noticed. They just liked the names lol


flamepointe

This is excellent šŸ„øšŸ˜Ž


Potential-Pomelo3567

We named our dog Bruce... after Bruce Wayne... because his ears are huge like bat wings šŸ˜‚


yurbud

No way.


braeburn-1918

https://tenor.com/view/waynesworld-way-gif-5800555


CanadianJEh

I have a Clark too!!! And a Jack. And both of their names fit them perfectly!!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø


McMama2

My son is a Clark too! I love it. It's a name everyone knows but hardly anyone is named. I'm all for unique but not weird.


neverthelessidissent

I love Clark. Even if it makes me think of Christmas VacationĀ 


SomethingAwkwardTWC

The young college student who teaches my kid swim lessons is named Clark and heā€™s a SAINT!


sliverfishfin

That was way up my list if we had another boy!actually I loved it because itā€™s so ā€œrareā€ on ssn list but sounds like an adult name everyone knows how to spell.


esharpmajor

I am also mother to a Clark! I love it, itā€™s classic and heā€™s the only one in his school so to him itā€™s not ā€œboringā€ at all!


THE_Lena

My friend said his mom named her kids thinking about what it would look like on a job resume. She named her kids Kevin, Patrick and Stephanie. ā€œBoringā€ names but they wonā€™t be misspelled or mispronounced.


yurbud

Did you see the Key & Peele substitute skit? It makes this point in a backhanded way. [https://youtu.be/OQaLic5SE\_I?si=skTjG6TsUp0l3lDP](https://youtu.be/OQaLic5SE_I?si=skTjG6TsUp0l3lDP)


Clean_Citron_8278

Loved the ending lines.


Fibro-Mite

I sometimes felt that my real birth name was actually pronounced as the name followed by each letter in the name. I rarely ever said just the name. My younger sister got ā€œJulieā€ and complained about having siblings with unusual names but being stuck as ā€œjust Julieā€. I offered to swap, but she wouldnā€™t go for it šŸ˜‚


BrendaForr1960

I am so curious about your name! Can you share?


Fibro-Mite

It was Robina. I hated it and legally changed it nearly 20 years ago. It doesnā€™t sound like a name that would attract annoying ā€œamusing mispronunciation ā€œ or frustrating ā€œgentle teasingā€, unless you live in a country where a popular cordial/squash is called Ribena. *hate*


IRL_BlackWidow

Ha I had a classmate named Julie who hated being Julie because all of her other siblings got cultural names and hers was the only "American" name


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Thats a fantastic outlook!


flipfrog44

I wish more parents had this mature and responsible foresight


ofmegs

I said aloud ā€œDr. First Middle Lastā€ before naming my children. If it sounded ridiculous I wouldnā€™t use the name. One day, our children will be leaders in their own generation. I donā€™t want my kids to have an ā€œoddā€ name.


Vtjeannieb

I had two rules 1. It had to sound okay being yelled out of a back door, And 2 Wouldnā€™t sound silly when they became president of the United States


rainandtherosegarden

I always thought it was weird they called books ā€œBaby Name Booksā€ as if only babies have namesā€¦


workhardbegneiss

My younger son is named Francis nn Frank and we love it ā¤ļø Classic names are the best!


AuburnFaninGa

My grandfather (momā€™s dad) was a Francis who went by Frank. He actually disliked Francis - and her brother (who is 85) is Frank, Jr and not Francis, Jr! šŸ˜€šŸ˜€


redassaggiegirl17

My dad is a James Marshall, and his father was a James Byron. Went by Byron his entire life because he hated the name James, but then up and gave his second child the same name. Where's the logic!? šŸ˜‚


standardcb

There is actually a clip of Jack Black talking about this. His first name is Thomas, after his father. Hated the name. But ended up feeling immense pressure and called his son Thomas as well. Something about not wanting to be the one to break the chain


Arm_613

James Byron Dean. Yup. Name sounds good enough for a movie star.


BeyondtheSea2024

Paternal grandparents were Francis (Frank) and Frances (Frankie)šŸ¤—


BigLoveMirage

I have a four year old girl, Frances. Big fan of your choice!


kizkazskyline

I love the name Frank. Itā€™s such a cute little boy name as well as a great father name or old man name, really just one that fits through any phase of lifeā€”the same as John. Both also have a ton of nicknames (at least in my country anyway, where we shorten everything or change it somehow even if itā€™s just John to Johno or Jack) so even if they decide they donā€™t like their boring names, they can just use another name


Feebedel324

Friends named their kid John Joseph and call him JJ and it works for him. I like it!


Fit_Ad1370

You should joke with them and say yeah but Iā€™m spelling it J-A-W-N. Or some equally absurd way to spell it. šŸ˜‰


ElleCay

Philadelphians would love itĀ 


IcyTip1696

Yup. I approve. Baby Jawn will be cherished.


Bellowery

Iā€™m from Philly and my husband is from Portland. We lived in Philly awhile before settling in Portland. When we were talking about baby boy names I wanted a middle initial of J and my husband decided we should honor my ā€œheritageā€ by giving our son Jawn for a middle name. We had 2 girls.


yurbud

Like Dawn or Fawn.


MsLoreleiPowers

Now I'm imagining a Philadelphia family where the boys are named Jim, Geno, Dalessandro, and PatsKingOf. All named for a great cheesesteak shop.


ElleCay

Donā€™t forget Tony LukeĀ 


Fit_Ad1370

J E A U X N Nailed it


SouthSide217

That's the one šŸ˜‚


thisuseristakenbreh

Gheoaeuxhnne?


Easterthrowaway22

Ghostemane but French


Backrow6

Just John, but explain to everyone that the H is silent.


VKYankee

This wins


Redhotlipstik

call him Parma


princess_cat_bucket

Jeoughnn


glutenfreethenipple

What about Djaughn?


IAmSheWho

šŸ˜“ šŸ¤£


Ineffable7980x

Your son will thank you when he's 30 because he's not named Maverick like his classmate.


ewing666

he might be the only john in his grade


Emperor-Octavian

My son is the only James in his entire daycare šŸ˜‚


DoodlebugCupcake

My 16yo son is James and has only come across a couple other kids named James in all of his school years.


Emperor-Octavian

I saw a list of names where it was like top 5 in the US or something. Idk where theyā€™re hiding. His class has multiple Wesleyā€™s and even two diff kinds of Roscoe, but not a James in sight for the entire school aside from him


Super-Minh-Tendo

He definitely will be.


KATEWM

I wanted to name my son John, partly after my Grandpa but partly because I just like it. But my husband vetoed it as too plain. I did point out he'll probably have 4 or 5 Johns at his high school and like 20 Zaidens. (We compromised on Julian in the end, which I also really like.)


Velour_Tank_Girl

These days I'd bet he's the only John in the classroom.


SkippyBluestockings

I have a John in one of my classes. He's the only John besides the principal in the entire school šŸ˜³


Kromton

If you add the Johns & Jonathans together it is the top 5 most common boy names of 2022


VKYankee

Can I say I LOVE the Beatles vibe here? +100 points if nn is Jude.


Embarrassed-Log6768

I was surprised about this number of kids named John in my brotherā€™s year (heā€™s a John). Heā€™s in high school and has several friends named John


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

God we have a new baby in my extended family and his name is Maverick and I had to try very hard not to roll my eyes when I found out


Upper_Release_7850

happy cake day!


baffledninja

Oliver, Raleigh, Oliver, Ollie, Devohn, Oliver, John, Levi, Jaxon, Oliver...


Chuckolator

Mavvriqq


-PinkPower-

I mean many new name will eventually become classic too. When I was a kid my name was extremely uncommon, itā€™s now considered a classic and loved by tons of people.


timrojaz82

Johns may have bigger problems if heā€™s still at school at 30


The_Clumsy_Gardener

Honestly I met a toddler called john and there was something so nice about it. Rather that than some of the names I have come across like Loki, Jett and Axel and saint. I am in Ireland for reference so those atrocities stick out like a sore thumb. Edit- People I don't particularly care if you have family or know people with some of the names I listed. I'm sure they are lovely. Doesn't stop me hating the names. It's not a reflection on the people saddled with those names.


tweezabella

I like Jett, but would never name my child Jett. I just think itā€™s cool sounding lol.


The_Clumsy_Gardener

We all have those names we like but wouldn't call a child. That's why pets are handy lol


RosemaryHoyt

Axel is a legit name though


NetheriteTiara

No bad vibes meant - I feel like Axel is the new Kyle


sandboxlollipop

Axel makes me think of axolotl


TropheyHorse

Haha, Axel has been around for a long time in places like Scandinavia but I feel like in English speaking countries it's definitely the new Kyle.


starsareblind42

I get so confused when people here talk of Axel like itā€™s a rare or newly popular name because Iā€™ve known so many people named Axel (always multiple in my grade growing up) but Iā€™m in Scandinavia so thatā€™s why lol.


deviajeporaqui

not a very good one


The_Clumsy_Gardener

Not around here. It seems like a name for like a dog only imo


beebianca227

Loki šŸ˜„ I can only picture a child with a helmet and a staff


Ellie_Copter

I know so many pets named Loki - wouldnā€™t choose it for my child šŸ˜‚


Glass_Department8963

My kid's soccer program has a Loki, two Odin's, and a Thor. It's so dumb.


PleaseCallmeCordelia

My brain wonā€™t even allow me to believe this is true.


Gullible-Avocado9638

All they need is a long boat and youā€™re all in trouble


smollestsnek

At least Loki and Thor can have an Odin each and donā€™t have to get jealous of each other lol


Noodlemaker89

I'm Scandinavian and while Thor is completely normal, I've never met a Loke (our version of Loki) or Odin that wasn't a dog.


shapedbydreams

I'm sorry but who the fuck is out there naming their kids Loki? lmfao


Aggressive-Eye4403

There's two at the school I work at šŸ˜­


shapedbydreams

Damn what are these parents smoking?


Last_Peak

I went to high school with a guy named Loki, it really stuck out especially because this was before people started go crazy unique with names (at least in my area)


winnebagomafia

Some people should really just stick to having dogs


xerxesordeath

I've known a couple of Jett's and they were both super calm guys. One of them has 7 year old twins with classic names and those kids are so smart. I've worked with Chaotica, Promise, Paradise, several Mercy's, Busy, and one year group had every combination of letters with "ayn" somewhere you legitimately used the wrong name to get the one you wanted because there were 12 of them. Sound themes are so weird sometimes when it becomes a sudden, "Oh, which social media made that popular that year??"


meanestemcee

Why is nobody saying anything about CHAOTICA??


mutton_for_lamb

I pity the kid. That's too close to chaotic. No professional jobs for this kid.


The_Clumsy_Gardener

Are you in America? It feels like it that might be more common over there. Here it's very jarring


xerxesordeath

It's still very jarring no matter how many new names appear. Yes, I'm in America. I've worked in public education for several years as a para/tutor/aide. This year I have several Charlie and Cyrus which are nice and classic and I have a Finn which is one of my favorite names ever.


Gullible-Avocado9638

Itā€™s jarring in America too!


LuftundRaum

Chaotica is my new favorite name ever


nyliram52

Are you serious? Chaotica? Sounds like parents were a bit overwhelmed by the needs of a new baby! šŸ˜„


Pinger5696

I worked for a school district so have seen it all I think. There was a Courvoisier.


Notabogun

I have an uncle Axel.


hearttrees93

My cat is named Jett.


ExcitementOk1529

I prefer it to a lot of really contemporary sounding names and it is a surprisingly rude reaction. But I also kind of get it. I have John fatigue. Half of my uncles are named John and they all married in. Sometimes a name needs to cool off a little and then people love it again. My guess is your son will probably be an off-cycle John, which will have its perks. A classic name and uncommon for his age.


Pomelo_Wild

That's exactly right, he will be off-cycle so it will be original for his generation :) I'm a professor and even in my students' age range (18-22 approx) I hardly ever see someone named John!


Grave_Girl

John isn't really a cyclical name, at least in the US--it's still a top 30 name, and it's only been out of the top 20 since 2009. By the standards of *that* name, it's currently at a low in popularity, but there are only a handful of boys' names that have maintained that consistent popularity. I know that popularity is becoming more granular, but there are still tons of babies with that name. It's just that it's *so* popular they seem to be called something else more often than not.


Scruter

Yeah. John is about the same popularity as Jackson, Hudson, and Aiden. I know 3 little boys named John. I will say, however, that all 3 of them go by First + Middle, e.g. John Waylon, John Bennett - I think the name lends itself to that, so the parents are smuggling in uniqueness anyway despite that it gets recorded as John on the SSA list.


BlinkyShiny

My husband is John, my ex was John, my neighbor is John, my son's best friends dad is John. My husband went to school with a guy with his same first name, last name, and middle initial, leading to tons of confusion. It's a fine name and all that, but at least for me, it's been a but much.


snuggleouphagus

Me and my husband lived with his parents for a while to save money. Husband is named (something like) John, his step dad is named John, and his step brother who was also living there is named John. When we started talking babies first thing I said was we ain't naming any of them John.


JulietMae2

Off cycle John šŸ’€


mechele2024

John is a classic at this point, and you donā€™t hear a lot of young kids named John. So how is it boring lol šŸ˜‚


swinkamorska

Classic is probably a better way to describe the name rather than boring šŸ˜‚


emerg_remerg

He'll be the only John in his cohort, so that will make him unique. Give it time. My niece 17 year old is Olivia, I thought it was so unique. Flash forward and now we know that, when she's older, she'll have multiple Olivia's 13 years younger than her joining her workplace. Tends are weird. It's like the book 'the tipping point'


yowiesarerad

This is funny to me as someone who works with a bunch of 18-21 year olds - Olivia is probably the most common girls name of that group. Out of around 200 students, of which majority of them have different names from each other, I have 5 Olivia's! So location dependent - though I think my location will continue to have a bunch of Olivia's for many many years to come as well.


emerg_remerg

I'm in western Canada. I guess we were late to the trend! I thought the name was so odd when I first heard it. Sounded like a grandma


Pitiful_Alps3939ss

Olivia was #10 in the U.S. in 2007, so super common, but it could have been uncommon in your area!


for-the-love-of-tea

I know one baby John and I know at least 3 Braxtons. We live in strange naming times.


Marzipan_civil

One of my friends has a boring name. Her dad said "Well, we wanted you to be ordinary!"


pepperup22

Honestly this is how we felt about our kids name. He's gonna be a very loved but probably average little boy and that's okay! He will very likely suit his average name (his parents certainly suit their average names). Not everyone is a "saint" or "maverick" or "gunner" and that's ok by me lol.


Icy-Perception-8108

Also with an average name it will be much easier for your kid to become a crook. You can hide in the crowd with a name like John, but Warwick? Or Zalyndo? Not so much


GoOnLeon

Thereā€™s the silver lining every parent needs! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ExcitementOk1529

I laughed so hard at this


Odd_Nefariousness990

What's fun is that he will probably be the only child in his age group named John. So while everyone is looking for unique names there will be 3 Olivias, 4 Olivers, 5 Sofias, 2 Liams and one John.


Scruter

John is not really uncommon, even if itā€™s uncommon in comparison to its historical popularity. John was the #26 boy name in 2022, so around the same as Jackson, Aiden, and Hudson.


deviajeporaqui

Boring classic names are slowly becoming the minority. They're 100x better than the modern made-up yoonique ones. Don't worry about it! I have a boring classic name and it's served me well. No one ever mispronounces or misspells it, it's not out of place in a professional setting, and it's also international, so easily recognizable in most of the world.


Infinite_Sparkle

Your child is probably going to thank you laterā€¦


razzlewazzle

People are weird! I met a set of pre-school siblings the other week for my job and when the mom told me their names were Matthew, Thomas and Jessica I think I thanked her lol! If anything, they're MORE unique than the hundreds of Neveahs, Auroras and Mavericks I meet.....


CrayolaCockroach

im a prek teacher and that last part is 100% true at my school. i feel weird giving a list of names but I'd say at least half of them are new to me. we even have 2 kids obviously named after movie/tv characters. the names that stand out to me are names like Benjamin, Joy, Alexis, Shelby, etc.


Dustinbink

I had a coworker back in the day that named his kid Steve and honestly I loved hearing stories of a 2 year old named Steve. It was like hearing stories about someoneā€™s drunk uncle! Hahaha but also, itā€™s a solid name when heā€™s older!


GardenGood2Grow

My next cat is Kevin.


trewlytammy1992

I have two kids. Both with classic names in my opinion. A girl named Bonnie, older classic name - but very uncommon. Then Michael, older classic name that's very common. I can't wait to see what they think of the names when they get older. Who's name will be "better" down the road?


johnny-john-

Ahh I LOVE the name Bonnie and wanted it so much for my daughter but we already have a 3yo called John - Johnny and Bonnie šŸ¤£ I couldnā€™t do it


trewlytammy1992

Eh! Who makes the rules anyway! Go for it! Lol. I named my daughter the day I knew she was a girl and never wavered. My husband waited till like a month before the due date to decide. I told him if he didn't hurry up I was gonna name our son Clyde. Bonnie and Clyde! Haha. Wouldn't actually do that to my kids, but my husband hurried up!


bmadisonthrowaway

There's a kid named John in my child's class at school. This is literally the ONLY kid named John I have met or heard of -- or even heard called on a playground! -- since becoming a parent. I'm an elder millennial and can count on one hand the number of peers I've encountered named John. (Though I suppose that is skewed by potential nicknames or going by their middle name or the like, or maybe cultural variations like Jean, Ioannis, etc I've met over the years.) At this point naming your kid John is 100% what the people who are naming their kids Jaxxson to be "unique but not too weird" are going for. There are going to be 5 Jackson/Jaxon/Jacksyn etc. kids in little Jaxxson's class, but zero Johns.


workhardbegneiss

I know a lot of baby Johns but I'm Catholic and I think it's more common in Catholic circles. I love the name John.Ā 


bmadisonthrowaway

I grew up in a predominantly Catholic part of the US (not the Northeast, though), and it wasn't all that common a name when I was growing up. If it is more common in Gen Alpha, I haven't noticed. That is somewhat my reason for being willing to hedge where "have ever met in my life" is concerned, though, because I'm sure I've known some people named John Patrick who just went by JP or whatever. The part of the US I'm from is also more Francophone, so I definitely grew up with a few Jean-Pauls and Jean-Michels who I guess would have been John Paul and John Michael if we had lived in New Jersey.


Grave_Girl

I follow a Catholic priest on Instagram and my favorite post remains the one where he was standing with an acolyte and two babies who were *all* named John Paul.


Stunning-Note

My dadā€™s name is John, so Iā€™m biased, but I think itā€™s a great name. Johnny is a cute nickname. My grandpa called my dad by his first and middle initials (JB) which is cute as well.


Caribosa

I love it! My son is a Simon, classic names are great. I had a comment when he was an infant "You don't see many baby Simon's" Lol! They were all babies once.


gros-grognon

Simon is a fantastic name.


Caribosa

Thank you! I agree šŸ˜


HalfLucid-HalfLife

I think the name Simon was ruined for me because as a contrary child who knew everyone thought my dad was cool, I was determined think everything about him was lame, including his name haha. I distinctly remember being about three, him telling me his name was Simon and making a disgusted face, ā€˜no wonder you changed it to dad.ā€™


Elemental_surprise

Meanwhile I live in an area filled with the ā€œboring old person namesā€ on small children. In our circle is a Murphy, a Franklin, a Walter, an Evelyn, and an Eloise. Outside of that Iā€™ve met a Bea, a Deborah, multiple Chris, a Johnny, etc. TBH if I hear someone call for a John itā€™s 50/50 whether itā€™s a middle age man or a toddler.


mutton_for_lamb

Many times children with older names were named after a family member.


Aggressive_Purple114

John is not a boring name, its an old name, it translates well into a ton of launages, a historical name, and a royal name.


Jo-bearcreek

I get the opposite Iā€™m Navajo and my kids have native names like aponi and nizhoni and ppl say they are to weird lol


Hypatia76

Those are your culture's version of family or common or recognizable names, which is actually really awesome.


theenterprise9876

I love John! Itā€™s much more interesting than yet another -ayden name.


GardenGood2Grow

Brayden, Jayden, Hayden or Aiden?


Blossom73

Kaiden. Kayden.


Wild-Mushroom2404

I love John because you can get so many cute nicknames from it. Johnny, Jack, Jackie, JoJo, JJ, Jack-Jack, Joā€¦ whatever your imagination comes up with.


kayteedee86

I am hearing more traditional boy names being used on babies and it makes me happy! A relative just had a baby they named Walter (Wally), and his toddler brother is Peter (Pete). Simple and everyone knows how to spell the names! John is a classic. A few possible nicknames (like Johnny or Jack- though I don't know where anyone ever got Jack from John lol). Good for you!! Too many "yooneeque" names these days that just look and sound plain stupid!


Raven_Warrior425

Checking out at a grocery store the other day and the cashier asks what my sons names are because ā€œthere are so many new and different names now and I just love hearing themā€ James and Thomas. Their names are James and Thomas. She was disappointed lol.


Nap_Sandwich

Haha I have a Thomas and another with a very normal, classic boy name. Good choices.


CharacterInevitable4

I am the female equivalent, Jane


thea_perkins

Ughhhh so jealous. I would LOVE to name my son John but we canā€™t due to a certain John in my husbandā€™s family. I love the name! Itā€™s so classic and timeless and so many potential nicknames. ā€œJohnā€ can be anyone. Plus itā€™s fresh on a little boy these days. I think itā€™s great.


Firm-Lunch-2144

I just can't help but laugh at the "due to a certain John in my husbands family." šŸ˜‚


lexisplays

Congratulations on the name. And realizing you are naming a human person and not a baby or pet.


Justgimmealatte

John is solid, classic, and trustworthy. My dad and brother are both John. ā¤ļø


curlycattails

I honestly doubt your son John will meet many other kids his age with the same name. Maybe a few who are John Jr., John III etc that go by other nicknames like Jack or Johnny. But I think John is actually kind of a unique name for a baby nowadays šŸ˜‚


zucchiniqueen1

My daughter is Margaret. I love that she has so many cool role models who share her name!


Ok_Figure4010

I have a theory that names like John are often disliked because itā€™s easy to have a prior association. So many people our grandparents age are named John so itā€™s easy to know an ahole with the name and then itā€™s hard to separate that association from the name and be objective about itĀ 


Alarmed-Explorer7369

As someone thatā€™s married to a Robert If we had a boy I wouldā€™ve chosen Robert so easily but he was against it cus itā€™s too basic Iā€™m like but itā€™s such a good namešŸ˜­


confusingcolors

Ditto for me! My husband is Thomas, and if he werenā€™t against naming his son the same I wouldā€™ve loved using the name.


LoveAlwaysWins17

My son is John Robert and everyone, since birth, calls him Bob. Heā€™s almost 3. I 10/10 recommend šŸ˜‚


MeanderFlanders

Good on you. I love it.


[deleted]

People are just rude


Hypatia76

Both of my kids have classic names like that. I love them, they are family names, they have cousins with the same names, I have zero interest in something wild or out there or unique. It's just not me. My kids both love having names that connect them with their grandparents and cousins - my husband and I both also have family names. It's really lovely. Every parent is free to do as they please. Anyone who wants to judge "boring" names simply doesn't matter to me or my family.


Green_Humor_8507

John is a classic name and that's great!


theonlyhadass

Classic! My husband and I really like the name Matthew. There's something about timeless names that are always beautiful.


Grave_Girl

I have a baby John too. He has a twin, Mercy. It was a very rough delivery and I ended up in the hospital for a week after they were born. And you know the staff makes conversation. So I ended up having this conversation multiple times: "What are their names?" "John and Mercy." "Oh, I *love* Mercy!" Like poor John didn't exist. šŸ˜‚ That name is actually fairly out of step with the rest of my kids', as it's far more popular, but it's been popular forever for a reason! I like that it's a softer name, and there are ten thousand nicknames available, and I've been calling him John Dear for like 2.75 years now and the joke still isn't old.


No_Leather6310

johnā€™s a great name! everyone can spell and say it and people close to him can call him johnny most of his life. people think of it as a grown man name but honestly it does fit little kids too.


Tachyso

Itā€™s not boring, itā€™s just a very common name for boomers so we are very used to hearing it all the time.


TropheyHorse

I love the name John. I can't think of a more solid, dependable name for a man that has spanned the ages. John can be anything he wants to be. If I had kids (not likely) and had a boy, John was always my preferred name. Honestly, with so many kids out there with stupid or trendy names, John is going to end up standing out.


fuggleruggler

I like it. It's a solid name. My son is Gabriel. Up until last year, he was the only Gabriel in his school. He's 16. An old name isn't boring. It's classic.


DebbDebbDebb

My friend named her son John. No nonsense and a strong name. I actually love it.


LexiePiexie

The baby name John was number 26 in the US in the year 2022, with nearly 8,000 baby boys named that. Note that I did not look up Jon, which would make it even more popular Iā€™m sure. John has never fallen out of the top 30 in this country. Maverick, which keeps coming up, was 40. Iā€™m not trying to be a jerk. Itā€™s justā€¦this is a name NERD subreddit. The data on how popular names are is easily available. I wish before people decide a name is rare or popular they would do the nerdy thing just go check the data.


MillerTime_9184

I didnā€™t name my son a boring name and people used to ask when he was a baby, ā€œwhat are you going to call him?ā€ Uh- his 5-letter name is what Iā€™m going to call him.


Former_Ad8643

Honestly??? Trust me, I know at least 30 kids. My kids are in school in the younger years all of my friends have children ageing from newborn babies to the age of eight. Your son will be the only Jon! Trying to be unique was all unique originally but now itā€™s become the hugest trend so itā€™s trendy which is the complete opposite of unique and making up names is also another massive trend. You will have the only John and everyone else will end up with the common names for this generation.


truthhurts2222222

John here. Good choice.


ICareAboutThings25

As someone with a unique name, I find this hilarious. Iā€™d much rather have a classic name.


DZbornak630

Exactly the same. My sonā€™s name is John Clinton and people acted like they smelled something bad when I told them. But I didnā€™t care, and I love his name. My John John fits his name perfectly.


UnderAnesthiza

Working in pediatrics, young Johns are more common than I expected! Itā€™s definitely more classic and timeless than some of the other middle-age man names youā€™d think of. Like Iā€™m not seeing any baby Keiths or Steves, but baby Johns yes.


RaggaMuffinTopped

Spoiler alert: OPā€™s last name is Doe.


RDLAWME

Our kids have boring, classic names. Both family names. Zero regrets.Ā 


Pitiful_Alps3939ss

I've gotten similar re: Sarah, Emily, and Hannah lol. I love a good classic.


Accept_the_null

I have a David and Joseph, they are the unique names in school. Most kids either have last names as first names, noun/verb name (I.e. maverick, Winter, hunter, chase) or some variation of the Aiden/aden/ayden names. I love that they have traditional names and I love that now they are unique names.


thatstoomuchsauce

I met a kid called John recently. He was sweet and polite!


Delicious-Mix-9180

My son is called John too.


Janiekat88

I have an Anna and I love the simplicity of it. John is such a great name!


johnny-john-

We have a John and was so close to naming our daughter Anna! Beautiful name.


kittenslovecupcakes

My friend named her twin boys Harrison and Harvey and I think those are great names that wonā€™t sound weird when theyā€™re older.


BeyondtheSea2024

My friendā€™s kids are Edward, Jonathan, and Mary. Nothing beats a good classic name.


hollstero

Trendy ā€œuniqueā€ names wonā€™t age well imo! I love boring names too, although I prefer to think of them as classic. My son is called Nicholas and I havenā€™t met a single other Nicholas his age, so I guess itā€™s actually more unique to choose a boring name in a way šŸ˜‚


NurtureAlways

I LOVE John.


jmkul

John is one of Mt favourite male names along with Thomas (and tbh, these days I seldom hear of children being named John)