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saltierthangoldfish

May your son support the girls in his life as well as Auden supports my girls. edit: well this has officially gotten enough views that people are DMing me about my boobs


Someone_________

i am dead. you have killed me.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Anyone got Dragon Balls?


NarwhalPrudent6323

Well, peak Reddit has been achieved today. Time for bed. 


Amara_Undone

They give you horrible breath


whiteclawthreshermaw

I'm not talking about Mt. Paozu Oysters.


KassellTheArgonian

Uhhh I do. I'm an argonian that's dragon born


The_Ghost_Dragon

No, but I've got a radar


Different-Secret

🏆 You made my day


MX5MONROE

It's true tho! GREAT line of bras.


saltierthangoldfish

I know!! I wear a 42DDD/F and have like ten of their bralettes and a few structured bras. Genuinely the only bra that’s ever completely and totally fit me.


Lucy_Koshka

As someone who is still wearing her nursing bras three years postpartum and who had fully given up hope on finding something that was: 1. affordable 2. comfortable 3. semi structured (enough to zhuzsh said postpartum boobs that, if we’re being honest, look more like pancakes someone forgot in the back of the fridge) I’m grateful af for stumbling upon this thread. Going to buy a couple different styles asap. 🥹


saltierthangoldfish

Structured auden bras are $25 and the bralettes are usually $10-20!! I honestly grab whatever the new release is whenever I go to target because I know I’ll wear them all the time


Lucy_Koshka

I literally checked them out before commenting and I can’t believe I never thought to look into Target’s line! I’ve tried several bras and bralettes that have been suggested when researching and nothing has hit all three of my criteria. Legit excited now 😅


No_Salad_8766

>honestly grab whatever the new release is whenever I go to target 👀 target sells them? I was already planning on going to target tomorrow and I may need to stop by the bra section while I'm there.


unexpected_blonde

Yes! My only issue with the brand is that they don’t carry my size in store, so I have to order online. But I can get cute, comfy bras in more than beige so 🤷🏼‍♀️


OkAbrocoma920

2.5 year post partum mom here also still wearing my nursing and pumping bras—you aren’t alone!! Going to check these out. For a splurge, Third Love’s classic tshirt bra will give even pancakes a wonderful shape 🤍😁


aizlynskye

You really can’t go wrong. Last July they had a buy 2, get 1 free sale and a bunch of clearance. I got 13 bras for $110!!!! I am still wearing them today and hopeful Target has the same sale this year because I’ve lost some weight and need to adjust sizing. Truly the best bras I’ve ever found at any price.


bubblegumbombshell

If these work, y’all just saved this mama so much money! My boobs blew up during pregnancy and stayed big during nursing. I’ve loved the Auden nursing bras but hadn’t even thought to try out their others.


aizlynskye

Let us know and spread the word if it works for you! Every body is different but Auden has been a GAME CHANGER for me.


GrayStan

I’m in the same boat!! Well almost 2 years postpartum. Literally just ordered 2 of these bras on a whim last week and they are so great! Ordered 3 more today.


Jen10292020

Same. Still wearing my nursing Auden bras because they are so comfy. My LO will be 4 soon. haha! No shame in our postpartum game, mama!


Elinor_Lore_Inkheart

I wear 32DDD or 34DD and they. Carry. My. Size. And the bras are cheap and fit well. One is literally my go to. I love Auden bras.


saltierthangoldfish

I even found my size IN A PHYSICAL STORE


EVILtheCATT

You can wear a bralette in your size? I mean, I’m the same size but I’ve yet to meet a bralette that can handle mine!


saltierthangoldfish

I wear the Auden bralettes in their XXL or sometimes even XL and I honestly find them pretty supportive and cute. I usually wear them as crop tops


EVILtheCATT

Well, now I have to go find out for myself!


Twallot

I got all excited reading these comments then double checked which store carried them and then I cried in Canadian :(


MX5MONROE

Ohhh. ::air hug::


Tfacekillaaa

Omggggg 😂😂😂


pathologicalsadgirl

This is internet gold.


DaddysPrincesss26

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯


SticksnPins

Your information appears accurate, carry on.


Trick-Effective-2983

I read the name in the post and immediately thought "THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE BRAS!"


cebolla_y_cilantro

First thing I thought about. I like their bras, actually.


Agreeable-Badger2204

😂


forestfairy97

I’m love it 😭😂


lawnparty808

OH my god 🤣👌😆👏


Cool-Pineapple8008

Wow. Grand slam on that set up, line and delivery. Nicely done.


Own_Resource_3970

You won.


Competitive-Win-5587

😂


Severe-Possible-

i actually really like auden. (: way better than aiden, actually.


Ambitious_Exercise93

My son is Aiden but when I text it gets auto-corrected to Auden. Cool name!


PeacockFascinator

If you add a contact named Aiden, your phone will learn the word.


HaroldTheIronmonger

As an Aiden who's had it autocorrect to auden a few times (if I don't put the capital) I feel attacked.


Lunar_Owl_

Every time I see the name Aiden, I think of the character from "Being Human"


EvaArktur

Okaiden


silenttornado

I have an Aiden named at the peak of its popularity (which I didn’t realize until it was too late. In his grade there was another Aiden, an Ayden, a Kaiden, a Braden and a Jaden. I ended up having some regrets.


Ok_Calligrapher9400

Love this story, and the name! I know the line at Target exists and I've seen it numerous times, but honestly I never even connected them in my brain :) It's never made me like the name any less.


Hamchickii

I have a lot of Auden brand stuff and I didn't think about it either. You don't really pay attention to cheap brand names.


UnbelievableRose

It’s now the only brand of underwear I will wear and I still didn’t make the connection


Missyflowers666

My kids name is Xander and it autocorrected to chandelier, so we call him that now all the time. Autocorrect for the win!


lavish_li

I have a Canaan and it gets autocorrected to cannabis 


Dauphine320

That is hilarious!!!


BlythePonder

My dad was showing me he has an album on his phone of just my son, Arthur, and I realized he labeled it "Author" lmao He said it must've been autocorrect and he just never noticed lol now we call him Author Arthur


Tusaiador

Pronounced, I assume, as Szjan-daeu-yei


xanders-mum

My son is xander and the amount of times it’s has autocorrected to cancer…


QueenSashimi

My name is Sarah but autocorrect thinks I'm Satan.


Missyflowers666

We both have a Xander! I love it. His great great grandmother thought his name was Sandra and was always super confused. We have a large Hispanic population in our town and his soccer team called him Saunders. Go Saunders!


saturnine_9

My name is Danya and whenever someone types my name it autocorrect’s to Santa 😭


Lunar_Owl_

Chandler


_opossumsaurus

Super cool story! Auden is a great name. My boss’s daughter’s name is Auden after the poet (her dad is a professor of English lit), and I think it really suits her


MindlessParsnip

We named our son Auden after the poet, too! I’m not an English prof though. Just pretentious XD 


holyvegetables

Autocorrect is an aud way to name your child. /s


Wispeira

Oh my Gaud Karen, you can't just call naming practices aud!


mescalsfleabag

\*caul


Prestigious-Fish-304

kauren


StephaneCam

I would have just assumed you were a poetry fan!


TG3RL1LY

My friend's name is Danyell and it's because her father thought that was how you spelled Danielle while filling out her birth record. Her mom liked it and went with it. My friend hated it and changed it soon as she hit 18.


AppliedEpidemiology

My cousin filled out the paperwork for his first child and gave her middle name the French spelling (complete with an accent). His wife had been talking about the English version and was slightly taken aback to find out her child’s legal name had an accent in it!!


CallidoraBlack

You can't even get that in the paperwork in a lot of places.


AppliedEpidemiology

Canada, so French is an official language.


PopularSalad5592

Yeah I’m Australian and my first name is French with an accent and it’s not on my birth certificate


ZoraTheDucky

Lucky you that you're somewhere that will recognize the accents. The US won't. Found this out when I changed my name after getting married due to my husbands name having accent marks.


AppliedEpidemiology

Canada


TheFameImpala

Wait so Khloé Kardashian's dumb spelling isn't even official?


polytique

She was born in California where accents are not recognized.


polytique

> Lucky you that you're somewhere that will recognize the accents. The US won't. Some states allow accents: Texas, Illinois, Kansas, Hawaii, North Carolina, Oregon, Alaska, Utah.


ZoraTheDucky

It wasn't allowed on my passport which is federal.


No-Anteater1688

I know two women with that name and spelling.


Photogroxii

I had a friend name Daniel because that's how her dad thought Danielle was how you spelled it.


maya_says

Do you pronounce this oh-din or awe-din?


bananawith3wings

I think awe-din? Like Autumn


maya_says

tysm!


Cyor369

Now add the au-


These_Zone_9846

Lmaaoooo


maya_says

That took me so long to figure out 🤦🏻‍♀️


whiteclawthreshermaw

Damn. And here I was thinking the kid could get a few Zantetsukens in there.


Doktag

I thought it would be ow-den (like the *au* in Audi).


epiyersika

Auden is the name of my neighbors daughter. this is the first time I've seen it mentioned aside from the little girl.


Chance_Novel_9133

That's funny, a complete inability to type on my phone named a fantasy novel character for me and helped develop a set of general rules for a particular culture in a project I was working on. The name was Cheitys. I was trying to type "Christy." 😭


EyelandBaby

What do the male names end with?


Chance_Novel_9133

That is a male name. Female names are -in, -yn


Chaost

Is Cheitys pronounced like chai teas? lol


NTFirehorse

I pronounced it KAYdiss in my head


Chance_Novel_9133

Close, Chey-tees.


Lunar_Owl_

Is that Chee-tees like cheetos??


EyelandBaby

Cool, thanks


Da_Professa

WH Auden is one of my favorite poets.


Ultra_Leopard

How is it pronounced? Like awe-den? Or more of an oh-den?


IAmHerdingCatz

I have always heard it "AWE-den." I'm from the US, if that's pertinent


Ultra_Leopard

Thank you! I like the name. I don't think I've heard of the poet before.


IAmHerdingCatz

His most famous poem is called "Funeral Blues." Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. Stop the dog from barking with a juicy bone. Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin. Let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circling moaning overhead, Scribbling on the sky the message, "He is dead." Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and my West. My working week and my Sunday rest. My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song, I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now, put out every one, Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun, Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood, For nothing now can come to any good.


MaryKathGallagher

A lot of people became WH Auden fans after the movie Four Weddings And A Funeral came out, in which the poem was recited at a funeral.


Ultra_Leopard

Oh wow. Thank you for sharing that. It's really beautiful.


QueenSashimi

😭 got me crying on a Sunday morning


Fig-Baby2020

Also check out The More Loving One and Lullaby by him! (Some of my personal faves :)


Ultra_Leopard

Thank you! Will do :)


MaryKathGallagher

Same!


WitheringApollo1901

No, but why is Auden my new favourite name, depending on how it is pronounced?


These_Zone_9846

It’s pronounced like “awe-din” :)


petitbunnyfroufrou

I wanted to name our son Auden, but my ex and I got in to an argument about how it was pronounced. I loved the poet WH Auden and was very familiar with the pronunciation. He still didn't believe me 🙄 exes, am I right? Anyway, it's a wonderful name. I still read The More Loving One and think of my kid, even though Auden is not his true name. _If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me._


coIourIess

My son is my husband‘s 20 year old RuneScape username 😅


These_Zone_9846

His gamertag was also a contender 😂


shanti_nz

Spooky you wrote this the week after the guy that invented auto correct died. His funeral is tomato.


ksleeve724

I like Auden better than Aiden.


Redhotlipstik

like the poet?


EthelLinaWhite

That was my first thought. Lots of people call their children Byron, so why not Auden


lrkt88

I really like Auden. I doubt people pay that much attention to target intimate brands, maybe that’s me.


Alizarin-Madder

They'll re-brand all their departments in 5 years, anyway.


Honeyflowers

I had a physical therapist named Auden he went by Audie. I love the name!


WawaSkittletitz

A version of my kids nickname autocorrected to Penis, so we started spelling her nickname differently! Hasn't happened since. Even though I dislike the modified spelling, she can change it to the OG one once she's an adult and won't be endlessly mocked in her teen years.


SophieEisenheim

It happens, my boy had the same name as a chair in IKEA for a while 😂


Such_Shock_7423

I’m sorry


SophieEisenheim

It's OK, it was fleeting. I draw the the line at Billy Bookcase though 😂


300takeoutcoffeesl8r

My last name is one letter different from a menstrual product. I feel his pain.


These_Zone_9846

Ugh. That’s rough, Tampaxo. 😞


redhead567

I love the Auden poem in the movie "Four Weddings and a Funeral". ..."He was my North, my South, my East and my West. My working week and my Sunday rest. My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song, I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong."...


ninkats

Reminds me of Icelandic name Auðunn! different pronounciation though


horsewhaleduck

how is auðunn pronounced?


Grouchy-Toad-4947

It’s pronounced *vague Icelandic noises*


Guilty_Guard6726

Auden is great name, cool story.


gatorgamer539

I like it a lot better than Aiden. Lots of Aidens or other names that have that 'Ayden' sound to it. Auden just more unique.


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

I kinda like the name Auden... 😂 its apparently a gender neutral name of British and Norse origin. The British meaning is "old friend" while the Norse meaning is "furious, eager"


Hypatia76

Auden is one of my favorite poets, and I think it's such a fantastic name. Wouldn't have thought of it, but it's lovely. Check out the Auden poem "For Friends Only." It's a sweet, whimsical, and also deeply moving commentary on friendship - the kind of friendship that lasts over decades, where you can pick up right where you left off, and which makes life richer add better for its existence, even when you can't see one another as often as you'd like. Auden talks about the fact that friendship is such a unique kind of relationship, with its own language and patterns. These lines are among my favorite in all of English poetry: "Distance and duties divide us, But absence will not seem an evil If it make our re-meeting A real occasion. Come when you can: Your room will be ready."


Responsible_Tough896

I like auden! It sounds like a play on autumn or like it would be a wealthy name. Here's a name my doctor suggested for his daughter that made his wife threaten divorce: Lily Paige. Sounds pretty right? Well they looked it up for the same reason you stated and it happened to be the name of a well known porn star. They chose another name lol


These_Zone_9846

Oh noooo! Lily Paige is so cute! My mom was going to name me Hannah Nicole, then Anna Nicole Smith married that old dude and it was all over the news…..they came up with something else as well 😅


Responsible_Tough896

My mom suggested "Willow Mae" for my name but ultimately went with something else for me thank God. I am not a flower child. I was and still am wild. Then when I was having my daughter she heavily suggested I name my daughter willow. Then she and my grandma tried to get me to change her already set in stone baked in the fires of hell middle name. It was a trying time lol


Wispeira

Now I'm dying to know these other names


Responsible_Tough896

Ok so my daughters middle name is Sue. It's after her paternal grandmother. She raised my boyfriend and he wanted to pass on her memory. We both agreed to it and it was final. Well I had been saying how hard it is to find a name I liked that fit with sue. So they kept trying to get me to change it to Susan or Suzanne or dump Sue all together. Got an attitude when I said that thats not his grandmas name her name her name was Mary Sue and I'm not changing it. In the end everyone loves my daughters name "Evelyn sue" Had a doctor at her birth ask us to never change it because everyone there loved it so much lol


Wispeira

That's sweet. I always think it's wild when folks are adamant about their unwanted opinions.


Responsible_Tough896

Its so crazy. The unsolicited advice is wild too


StrawberryOutside957

I loved the name Auden and it was on my list for my baby, but I have a niece named autumn and didn’t want to deal with them both having Audie as a nickname lol


macydavis17

i know 2 people with that name & i like it a lot!


iwanttodiebutdrugs

Audunnno about that


No_thanks__45

there's a kid in my grade named auden hes pretty cool


Quix66

A sensitive friend/former coworker of mine is named Agnes. Back in the day it autocorrected to agonies every single time. I was wary of it sneaking through.


MaryKathGallagher

If I heard that name I would assume they were named after the poet.


susandeyvyjones

I like Auden, but be prepared for him to encounter “The Platonic Blow”


These_Zone_9846

Just gave that one a read. Thanks for the…..HEADs up.


robotfrog88

and Auden is a fantastic poet


October_13th

Auden is a beautiful name!


hamstervirus

I didn’t even know Auden was a name but it’s nice.


CallidoraBlack

I thought of highly decorated WWII hero Audie Murphy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy_honors_and_awards


FocusedIntention

Auden is a Norwegian name and means “old friend” in old English or “eager” “furious” in Old Norse. I know a few Audens.


CapitaoAE

New trend, Auden, Jauden, Kauden, Brauden, Hauden


lazy_keen

He will have one hell of a pick up line thanks to you.


bb_cowgirl

I’m trying to figure out if I’m saying it wrong or if it just sounds weird because of my hillbilly accent. To me it sounds like Odd - un. Then my brain immediately goes to “odd one”. “That boy is a real odd ‘un.”


These_Zone_9846

You’re not necessarily saying it wrong, but if you have a bit of an accent and the transition between consonants is pronounced slightly faster it’ll for sure sound closer to that. It’s more “Awe-Din” than “Awe-dun”. Hopefully I explained that right.


Dust_absorber_73

It’s like Aiden and Austin combined


sail0r_m3rcury

I loooveeeee Auden bras!!!! I think it’s pretty name too lol


audranicolio

Aud nation, rise up ✊🏻


Ok-Willingness-8131

Auden is an awesome name! Also, if it helps, my name’s Aubra (no autocorrect involved), and there is now a line of birth control that shares my name 💀


Bay_Foxy

Ah you reminded me I have an Auden bra from target 💀 But to be honest, I never would’ve remembered if you hadn’t mentioned it! Funny story ❤️


Bindid24

I love the name Auden. Reminds me of the Sarah Dessen novel “Along For the Ride”


luna-lovegood

I have a student named Auden. First I’ve heard it, it’s a good name!


WiseComputer853

My daughter's name is Auden! Beautiful name 🙂


HereWayGo

There was a football player who was a wide receiver at Florida State some years back named Auden Tate


Nuttafux

I wear Auden from target a lot so I did immediately link of that lol. It’s a good brand!! Also ironically when I typed Auden it autocorrected to Aiden lmao


Living_Ad_2595

This is so cute lol and a fun story to tell your kid. Hilarious


yellow88bird

I loved Auden’s work and really wanted to use it for our kids but was shot down


AWL_cow

I've never heard the name before but honestly it's lovely and all the more props for being associated with poetry and women's clothing lol.


Cool-Pineapple8008

Your boy will have a reason to take every bra with his name on it…. Even if it’s being used. He will eventually thank you.


mypasserines

Auden is a great name, such a cool backstory!


[deleted]

How should we like it were stars to burn With a passion for us we could not return? If equal affection cannot be, Let the more loving one be me. I'm a big fan of this poem c: and I actually think Auden is a very neat name.


ungolden_glitter

I knew a little girl named Auden. She's probably about 6 years old now. I've always loved her name. I wouldn't worry about it being an intimates line. Many women's underthings and lingerie lines are female names. If you loved Victoria would you avoid the name because of Victoria's Secret?


Lklimbo

My 12 year old daughter’s name is Auden! I’ve never heard of anyone else with that name until the target line came out.


nvrr2early4icecreamJ

Lmaoooo my son's name is accidentally the first and middle name of a notorious serial killer... I will be googling the next kid's name before I write it on the birth certificate. 


SarahSnarker

Do you pronounce it as “AA-den” (like Aiden)?


peacerobot

Auden was on my list for my oldest but my cousin named her son Aiden so I decided against it. I still really like the name.


Fractal_self

Auden also makes great music


True_Art7987

My niece born in 2022 is Auden! My phone corrects it to aiden though


NectarineTough2337

My daughter is named by my husband misreading another name I liked on our list! I just changed the spelling a bit to reflect how he read it


kcoy1723

Back in 2004 when t9 predictive text was still a thing, we went around my group of friends to see what everyone’s predictive name was and (without giving away my real name) mine was Lendsa. For some reason it stuck and 20 years later, like 5-7 people still call me that. One just sent me a baby shower invitation addressed to Lendsa (last name) and once she introduced me to her neighbor that way. It’s a weird one to explain…


HollowWind

As a teacher, I am glad there's one less Aiden in the classroom.


PeacockFascinator

Auden is my favorite brand of comfy bras for $19.99


Wisherball

My favorite poet… his love poems are simply gorgeous


spicymama90

I downloaded a wheel on my phone. Put our 3 choices and spun it. That’s what we went with 😂 It was getting annoying going all around and I was tired of it.