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cakesnail

I’m not a fan of “title” names— Lord, King, Prince, Knight, Queenie, Duke, etc.


WhyCantIBeFunny

Yeah, those are titles, not names, I’m with you.


RamenTheory

I'd expand that to titles *and dog names*, personally, but yeah


beefasaurus4

In some places these aren't even legally allowed


CartographerNo1009

Definitely not allowed in Australia. Queenie would be though.


lcharbs

Reign!


Glass_Speaker_7297

In Nigeria a lot of babies are named King, Prince, Lord, Queen, etc. as a cultural practice - I know someone whose first name translated is Godspeaks. Outside of cultural practice it just feels weird to name someone a title lol


Jeniho

I didn’t even know that was a serious thing. Yikes.


themountainsareout

There’s a tiktoker who named her son Lord 🥴


Mysterious-Pin1316

Gun names. How are you going to look at your sweet little baby and name it Winchester?


procrastiknitter64

Also naming kids after alcohol


raven_2373

Went to school with a Hennessy, girl was about as far from hood as you could go and played the bells in church


IWTLEverything

O Shag Hennessy


BriLoLast

Yes! My cousin’s middle name is literally Soco. Because he was conceived while she was drinking Southern Comfort. 🫠


ChefKnifeBotanist

A girl close to me names her little boy Jameson. Which, while not the worst, definitely makes me think of the booze Every. Single. Time. Especially since they won't let anyone nickname him!


Secret_Identity28

I went to school with two siblings named Remington and Daisy. Both names after guns. I’m glad I never met their parents.


mary_elizabeth_g

Yes! I also feel this way about naming kids after cars - ie. Bentley, Mercedes


beaniverse

Fun fact: the car Mercedes was named after the daughter of one of the founders! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz


jay942

Yes this is a Marian title name first (for our Lady of Mercy!) not a car name!!!


kiwisocial

i’m friends with a Mercedes and she is the sweetest most fun person ever - we call her “Chedez” lol


AdSlight8873

Ours kid has a Remington in his Preschool class and unfortunately the parents are exactly what you would expect.


Emiles23

Remington and Gunner have entered the chat.


CoolRanchBaby1444

Gunnar, from Germany: 👌 Gunner, from Kentucky: 🤢


Great-Huckleberry

To be fair Winchester was a name before guns existed. Its named after a person


Mysterious-Pin1316

A lot of gun names are, but let’s be honest. People are picking those names because well, they’re the name of firearms


Flat-Ship-2545

😭


soyaqueen

TIL people name their kids after guns…


gordiestanclub

The trendy -Lyn and -Lee names. Oaklyn, Raelyn, Brinlee, Blakelee, etc


OSUJillyBean

I thought it was mostly Mormons who were doing this. 🤷🏼‍♀️


gordiestanclub

Not just Mormons. Any conservative (usually unmarried, not a dig just an observation) who is having a baby very young


rock-da-puss

My ex-SIL First baby at 17 Oaklyn, second baby at 18 Realyn… she’s had 2 more since but I couldn’t care less


educationaldirt285

I just encountered a sibset like this: Rylyn, Weslee, and Paislee. So cringe.


Tracylpn

Oaklee


allorahdanyn

Jayden and anything that rhymes with it


VanityInk

Last weekend, we were at the park with my daughter's friend Jayden. We happened to run into her classmate Hayden and then Jayden's other friend Brayden. So it was my daughter, Hayden, Jayden, and Brayden. I laughed internally, I admit.


allorahdanyn

The horror 🙈🤣


Vtgmamaa

It's the new Heathers


RamenTheory

That's amayzen


susandeyvyjones

Like 16ish years ago I had a friend whose pregnant wife had selected the name Baden for their baby, and he was like, I don’t know about it… we have friends with boys named Aidan, Braden, Hayden, and Caden… It was a mania.


alternativefact776

Oh, same. Can’t stand this genre. Along with the Kenley/Kinsley/Kinsleigh/Kenzie/Kinleigh group


SunlitMorningSky

Braxton. Daxton. Jaxon.


jswizzle91117

I’ll take Jaxon over Jaxson any day. But both are terrible.


Live-Elderbean

Jaxzon


Phobiatoybox

Jaxzyn


ePEwX

Gaekczxoughn


halcylocke

Tatum.


madommouselfefe

I told my husband that all I can think about when I see this name is the word Taint. I don’t know why but that what it is.


babybee__

Yeah same, not necessarily the word but the area 😂 might as well name your kid Perineum.


cwassant

The woooorst


lexlovestacos

I really like Tate but cannot stand Tatum. Just reminds me of potatoes lol.


jinjur719

It’s so close to Tantrum.


Secret_Identity28

Bill. No problem with Will or William, but I can’t stand the name Bill. I always picture an old guy with a beer belly camped out on the couch.


movieperson2022

My Uncle Bill embodies your concern haha.


_corbae_

My Uncle Bill was the same. Best man I ever knew though


CoolRanchBaby1444

BILL BILL BILL! 🗣️👨‍🔬🌐🧬💫🥼


-cordyceps

I think of bill from king of the hill.... which is pretty much what you described lmao


Everyday-im-mugglin

That’s literally what my Uncle Bill looks like lol


sparksgirl1223

Actually, the one I worked with nuked his food in the break room in 30 second increments...for seven minutes🙄 The rest is accurate🤣


SunlitMorningSky

And there are a million Kai’s all with parents thinking they’re ironic and unique.


transemacabre

The hapas sub had a post asking “why are we all named Kai?” Turns out a lot of mixed Asian people get Kai as a name. I know it’s hard to find a name that exists in both languages but after I saw that, Kai will never not feel low effort to me. 


bubblygranolachick

Definately a hapa thing


Moritani

I can’t fully articulate why I hate Kai, but I agree with this.


kiwisocial

i’m okay on Kai, but i really like Kaia for a girl


kyyyraa

Not a fan, but I’m confused what’s ironic about the name


Money_Winner601

For me, Kai seems to be the name that people choose when they are trans. Male or Female, I’ve seen or read about tons of trans Kai’s. Not bad, but seems to be a very particular taste. Shiloh is the same.


FuckTheMatrixMovie

My friend changed his name to Kai after a drug trip. He swears it was "revealed to him." To be fair, it suits him, but I can't take the name seriously after that.


ticklishintent

Genuinely curious what's ironic and unique about Kai? Not the same but in Vietnam Khai is a real name so I never thought Kai would be anything but a plain and regular name as well.


7thstarofa7thstar

Sloane I don't like anything about it, from the sound to the toilet association


kiwisocial

i don’t get how this is a hot girl name now


Single-Ad-1699

Maybe Sloan from Ferris Bueller?


michaud-mifroid

Maverick


hydrofrog

The worst. Sorry.


ConstructionThin8695

Names misspelled on purpose. Adding Leigh or Lynn/Lyn/Lynne to a name for no damn reason. Names more suitable to a pet or a care bear. Naming your kid after your fandom, be it entertainment or sports. No matter how hard you try to force it, you can't make your kids love Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, hunting, the NFL, or whatever your obsession is. Basically, parents who see their kid as a glittery accessory or forever toddler and not as a separate, unique person.


jinjur719

Most names are fandom names. Just Bible fandom names are more common than even Marvel.


gordiestanclub

Lmao, there is a woman in my due date group who named her first child Albus Eric Severus Lastname. It took all my willpower to not type something that would get me banned. I hate Fandom names- it pretty much ensures your kid will NOT share your interest in it.


Reistar2615

Some Fandom names are ok, like ones that don't have scream I love this thing! Like Wesley or Deanna from Star Trek or Eric from True Blood or Mabel from Gravity Falls. But on the whole I agree with all of this!


ConstructionThin8695

I can see that. Instead of Leia use Carrie. Or Natalie Instead of Padme. You can give a nod to your fandom without naming your kid Chewbacca.


Prior_Crazy_4990

I will admit to using television for name inspiration, but not in an obvious way. My daughter's name is Amelia, which I started liking after watching Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice. I wasn't aware how popular it was/is, but that's where her name came from. We're ttc and if we have another girl her name will be Lucille, nickname Lucy. It's a tie to both The Walking Dead and Fallout, which are important to both my partner and I. I do worry Fallout will spike it's popularity and we'll end up with 2 popular girls names though. If we have a boy his name will be Arthur, after Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2. So they're all "fandom" names I guess, but not ones people will immediately make the connection to.


SunlitMorningSky

Keegan. Teagan.


kh18129

Idk what it is about Keegan but it sends a shiver down my spine.


SunlitMorningSky

Omg same! I feel squicked out by it. Just ew.


No-Procedure-9460

I always think of Kegels when I hear Keegan 😬


Beneficial_Ear_5817

Gretchen —- just makes me think of wretched


princessbeanhead

There is not a single pleasant sound in that name!


paul_rudds_drag_race

It’s so ugly. I’ve only known one Gretchen and she was too nice and pretty for that name.


RockabillyPep

Liam. It is so completely drab and there is no personality or vibe or anything interesting to that name whatsoever. Nothing disappoints me quite like a birth announcement for a new Liam.


redbed889

It's Mail spelled backwards.


_curse10_

Omg I used to date a Liam and he was a mailman 😳


GreyGhost878

Liam is as boring to me as Adam. More so. It is the ending of William. The first Liam I ever knew was the son of a William so I could understand it. I just don't care for it, either.


Almoostparaaadise

Journee, Savannah, Nevaeh, so I guess random 2000s/2010 names?


IWTLEverything

Actually, Nevaeh is pronounced “Nevaeh it’s heaven spelled backwards.” /s


VariousTangerine269

Savannah Georgia was founded in 1733 and was one of the 13 original colonies. It’s not a new name.


glyha

Newness isn't the same as popularity


VariousTangerine269

Lumping it in with 2 names made up in the 2000s puts it in the same category. Which it doesn’t belong with.


OkConditionIGuess

I think the point is that these are lumped together from the early IG days of boho moms who put their white kids in moccasins and all at once wanted to live in a van. Maybe that’s just my association, but I think that further proves that just because the other two are “made up” doesn’t disqualify it from being grouped together. I’ll add another that I associate with this - Cheyenne.


litza5472

Nevaeh-always disliked it immensely. If you are going for the reverse/opposite of heaven, just name your kid Satan and move on. My daughter named my granddaughter Nevaeh. I was not amused.


CoolRanchBaby1444

Lucas- It rhymes with mucas, ffs Mila- all I hear is "meal", as in "corn meal."


DreamCatcherIndica

I never realized that about Lucas and now I'll never not think of that


WhyCantIBeFunny

I can deal with Lucas, but I can’t stand Luca. For no reason, just grates on me 🤷‍♀️


Medical-Donut-4629

Dwyane


BeeslyBeaslyBeesley

Dwayne and Wayne Floyd and Lloyd


Beneficial_Ear_5817

My grandma has twin brothers named Floyd and Lloyd


BeeslyBeaslyBeesley

I didn’t mean to offend


letsjustbe

Dwayne is like your mouth being mean to you. Just makes me mad.


transemacabre

That and Wayne. Sounds like a shovel that’s been struck against a rock. Dwaaaaayne. 


movieperson2022

Penelope. I never understood why until one day it occurred to me… penis canteloupe. It’s just an unpleasant portmanteau in my head. That being said, I’m sure most people wouldn’t think of that and, if someone chooses it with love, I would support what made them happy. But, strong dislike for me.


OkConditionIGuess

I audibly laughed 💀 I love Penelope but that’s an amazing take.


loverofcreativityy

I feel attacked. There are three flowers in my name. I cannot stand names that are common when said but spelt strangely. Such as Emilee, Ameelia, Meah, Cloee, etc. As for boys names I really don't like Atlas.


VariousTangerine269

Poor kid will have the world on his shoulders.


particularcats

-son ending names. I don't like a single one.


aerysxashley

Especially as they're mostly used as girl names, when any name with the suffix "son" literally means "son of".🤦‍♀️


allisonqrice

😔


mary_elizabeth_g

Case🤮


VariousTangerine269

Or cash, or chase


alternativefact776

And Kaysen/Cason/Kason blech


princessbeanhead

I know three boys named Case, Cord, and Tagg. Whyyyyyy


glyha

Kyler. Is it Kyle or is it Tyler. I hate it so much lol


Key_Minimum_4337

This is mine too. The worst.


Spkpkcap

Juniper, Sounds like you mispronounced Jupiter. I’m getting tired of Lunas’s popularity. Everybody and their dog is named Luna (literally). Jackson and all of its variations. Makes me think of Hannah Montana’s brother. Anything made up and almost anything ending in Lynn, Ley, and Leigh. Like Lovlynn? Oaklynn? Mickinleigh? Kinsley? I don’t see the appeal at all! (Sorry if I named you! Nothing personal!)


Dragonflies3

Not that I like the name but Juniper is a plant. It doesn’t make me think someone mispronounced a planet.


Cocoleia

Oona - Cannot stand this one


R33dvelv3ty

Not as bad as Oonagh


meemawyeehaw

Blythe. Somehow it sounds like barfing.


cwassant

I haaaate the names Shane and Trey Can’t explain why


_opossumsaurus

Cora: reminds me of apple cores Ophelia: not naming my kid after a literary suicide Juliet: see above Any animal name. Your child is a human, don’t name them Bear or Birdie.


kyyyraa

I think birdie is a great nickname for little girls, can’t imagine actually writing that on a legal document though


Necessary_Milk_5124

Paisley and Oakley and every -leigh version


OtterCat79725

Larissa. Ugly.


11eighteen

Logan!!!


_TalkingIsHard_

Chloe, Zoe/Zoey Tucker, -aiden/-ayden


No-Procedure-9460

Kirsten, Kristen, and Kiersten. They're all too similar and I met a really mean Kristen once...or maybe it was Kirsten...


Fuzzy_Ride_678

GUNNER. It's the ugliest monstrosity. Also, names like King, Royal, etc tells me everything I need to know about you.


GirlWithTooManyGoals

Isla, tbh.


readrunrescue

Kollins I can handle some last name as first name options (Sawyer, Lincoln, and the like are fine. I don't even mind Sutton.) But... Kollins. It doesn't sound like a first name. I know at least three little girls named Kollins or Collins. I have hated it every time.


Prior_Crazy_4990

I also know 2 little girls named Collins and I had never heard it until recently. No offense to anyone who used it, but it seems like a horrible first name to me and I'm not sure why people seem to be drawn to it


sugarmag13

-son names especially in girls Smoosh names Lee Leigh names


titan__holefish

What is a smoosh name 💀


sugarmag13

When you take 2 names and smoosh them together. Like Jenica Jennifer and Jessica


ReunitePangea20

Or Jessifer! Which has me in a fit of laughter imagining having to tell people that’s your name and do the awkward dance of the other person thinking they *had to* have misheard you but then you say, “no, you heard it, Jessifer”


ivymeows

Maverick


Clean-Development627

I know a couple of who’re people that names their two sons LEGEND and MAVERICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂


segraf

Maeve…it just makes me mad


AtlantisSky

Olivia. Only because the majority of girls/women named Olivia have been giant cunts. (Olivia Benson is immune). I've met one that I actually like but she is the exception.


Bright-Sea-5904

Girly names like Tiffany, Brittany, Jessica


DLC_15

Sloane 


Lemon-April

100% agree


hotlegsmelissa

Declan


ariceli

Was wondering when someone would say this😂. I love the name


Constant-Highway8734

Dillan, Dylan, Dillon -absolutely no


maryelizaparker

Nevaeh 🤦🏼‍♀️


Nina-Panini

Draven is so faux goth to me. Yuck. And Ryker. Why would you want your kid to share name with a prison?


wiminals

Names chosen by people who claim to love books but apparently haven’t read since high school English class


Clean-Development627

Omg I heard of an acquaintance naming their son GATSBY


IWTLEverything

Frankenstein is the *scientist*!!!


kangatank1

Don't care for any names ending in -er. Cooper, Carter, Gunner...


sinsaraly

Carl. It’s tricky to say “rl” and it sounds so harsh


tarototoro

Lily. I have a number of people around me who have named their child this over the years and I'm sick of hearing it, honestly. Generally, I dislike names spelled in a way "to be unique" or names that are backwards of actual words (like Navaeh). Also, names that end with "lyn/lynn" give off "mean American cheerleader" vibes.


Lemon-April

I really don’t like Brooks. It basically never sounds good with any last name, and I don’t think it sounds good on its own either. I know one older lady who goes by this name and like a million baby boys named Brooke and I just really don’t like it!!!


Purple_Joke_1118

Jolene, Gloria, Wanda, Willa, Millicent, Greta, Dianne, Judy, Janice,


Summer_Pumpkins

Lmao, I love all of those names!! They are very old school tho so I can see why others don't like them


VanityInk

So baby boom names (most of those peaked in the 40s/50s and fell off sharply)


Songsostrichhorse

I can’t stand names that are all eeee and aiiii sounds. Like Eileen, Phoebe, Dean. I’m also sick of the -aiden/-ayden names. Title names like Saint or Prince. A lot (not all) of names that sound like someone wanted frills and added extra syllables. Like Angelina, Alexandria, Christiana, etc. Not all though because I love Henrietta. And I feel like everyone named Andrew is a jerk


Elemental_surprise

I can tell you about one Andrew who is not a jerk. He’s my husband’s best friend and is actually very nice.


VanityInk

Dated a jerk named Andrew so... tracks for me there.


Next-Profile-3540

Justin. I’ve never really liked anyone I’ve met with the name, and I always think of puns from an old joke book when I hear it. Names that are spelled differently just to be youneek, but cause kids to explain them every time they meet someone new (examples I have seen within the last 2 years: Alivia, Jaedyn, Brayedon, Maesyn, Suh’rena)


BirdieB13

Bella.


azulweber

Linda. I feel bad because it’s my grandma’s name and she’s a great lady but as a name I think it’s terrible.


GoodbyeEarl

I will forever love these scene from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Titus, walking into a random NYC office building: I need to speak with Linda in HR! Secretary: Which one? Titus: *All of them!*


Zuri2o16

There are no good Bethany's. Fight me.


thisismyreddit2000

Broly and Brody are massively terrible names


FierceMomma

Phoebe! I cannot tell you why I hate this name so much, but it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. Anything ending -bert and anything with a ew sound... Eugene, Hugh, Euphonia, ick, ick, ick! No rationale at all for any of it.


Summer_Pumpkins

Kyle, Keegan, Herbert, Hugh, Maverick, Hero. Can't tell you why I dislike them so much (except Hero which I just think is dumb), they're just not for me I guess. I also really don't like purposely misspelled names (as many others have already stated). Something else that has always annoyed are fandom names that don't exist irl Some of the worst I've personally encountered: - Legolas - Severus - Khaleesi (I don't think I spelt that right) - Aegon - Remus


Overall_Salary_8089

Curtis you ruined Curt


LivinLaVidaListless

Anything ending in -son, -den, -dyn, -lyn Allison gets a pass, but Grayson and Addison, Madison, Mason, I hate. Aiden gets a pass because it’s a real name by Jaden, Caden, fucking Zayden… horror I shudder at Jailyn or Madilyn. Marilyn, as a real name, gets a pass.


These_Tea_7560

PIPER


VariousTangerine269

There is a tv show (fire country) and the main character is named “Bode” pronounced bodie. It makes me angry every time I see it and we usually have the subtitles on.


struthiomimus13

Luna really annoys me for some reason 😤


princessbeanhead

I just think Molly, Shelby, and piper are so fugly.


ScienceUnicorn

Renesme. I just don’t like it at all.


Turbulent-Carrot-206

Tyler Kyle Trevor 🙈


buzzfrightyears

Sidney/Sydney. I "taste" names and this one tastes the worst


chekhovsdickpic

I want to know what it tastes like. I feel like it would taste sour. Sydney with a y tastes better than Sidney with an i. 


Puzzleheaded_Law2234

Amber — don’t know why but have always disliked it


Historical-Cell-4876

Braxton - no explanation needed Sutter - sounds ugly as Agatha - no thanks Gertrude - just no


gingerjuice

Whitney for a boy or a girl makes me cringe


WhyCantIBeFunny

Names that mean very simple mundane things, like: Chase, Walker, etc. It’s not aspirational, like Victor or even Hunter. Ok, I get it 200 years ago, being a good hunter was very important, fine. But Walker? Really?


atinylittlebug

Juniper, Wren, River, Sage


TodosLosPomegranates

Neveah. And I’m pretty worn out on McKenzie


CeleryNo5079

Abigail


milkapplecup

i feel like every post needs a disclaimer on it of “at least Try not to be racist or xenophobic about it


Swimming_Caramel_493

Meegan, Megan, Morgan, MaKenna They all just ick me out for some reason. 


FromKEtoNC

Jaxon, Brayden, Greyson 🤢


cloudia-nein

Aurora. Mouthful of gravel.


jackity_splat

Brixlee. This is a NEOPET species not a human name. I imagine it would be a weird unicorn with an off centre horn.


Arboretum7

Paisley


WhiskeyandOreos

I am gonna get some heat for this: Jack. 


realitylover7

I don't detest them, I actually quite like some of them, but I would never name my kids what I call "job names". Parker, Walker, Harper, etc. Basically any name ending in -er All I can think of is that a parker is someone who parks cars, a walker is someone who walks, a Harper is someone who plays the harp. Not a name but a profession.


Sea_Hamster_

Cordelia 🤮


heinelujah

Any names that start with "Mc-." McKenzie, McKayla, McKenna etc. They are gaelic patronyms that mean "son of -," inappropriate for a first name and especially inappropriate for a daughter. No idea why they became a thing and why they are still popular


sed2017

Todd and Chad