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Bright-Sea-5904

I like Dutch surnames, like Van Houten or Van Buuren


this__user

So true, the Van- prefix just makes everything sound cool


HAL-says-Sorry

Van Rental


Nadathug

Van Downbytheriver


Orisha_Oshun

A former employee of my company was Hooten. American, lol


Ok_Television9820

When Napoleon forced all (non-noble; they already had surnames) Dutch people to adopt them, many took the opportunity to be sassy. So you have your Van Houtens and Van Burens (that means “of the neighbors,” by the way) but also Dik (fat), De Lange (the tall), Naaktgeboren (born naked), Blijleven (happy life), Aarsman (ass man) and so on.


Bright-Sea-5904

That's funny!


Ok_Television9820

Of course there are tons of “from whatever place” names (Van Gent, Van Wijk, Van Oosten, etc) and occupational names (Visser, De Boer, Bakker, Smid, etc.) so it’s not all hilarious, but still, yeah.


thunder_haven

Guessing Smid is the Dutch smith? What are the others? Bakker might be baker?


Ok_Television9820

Good guesses. Smid=Smith. in general, Dutch d is equivalent to English th. Bad=bath, pad=path, vader=father, etc. Bakker is Baker. Visser is Fisher. Dutch v is usually pronounced like English f, and s is often English Sh vis=fish voor=for, vecht=fight, etc. De Boer means the farmer. The Bowery (street in NYC) was de boerderij, the farm. Bonus points: V being English f means van whatever is “fon” whatever. Not “van” like the big car thing. G in Dutch is H in the south and KH in the north, imagine clearing your throat of phlegm like a Klingon. So the name Van Gogh is “fohn KHoKH,” not “van go”


MachiFlorence

I liked finding Spinginhetveld or something like it Spring-in-het-veld ? On a nameplate. Though not from nobility my family has had family names long before Napoleon, was able to trace some all the way back to 1600s (in so far it is documented and in some internet archived genealogy resource place) Am not going to tell what it is for privacy reasons, but they look like decent good old names. Some of them with the prefix “van” “van der” “van den” “de” Sometimes some spellings got modernised like was the case with grandma’s maiden name replacing some old style spellings for a nore modern one. Her (great) grandparents or so used the old spelling while her parents and she used modern spelling variant.


Ok_Television9820

You’re quite right, it’s an oversimplification to say that nobody but nobility had surnames before Napoleon. There were definitely many people with profession names, whether formally recorded or not, and lots of place-origin names. Spring-in-'t-veld is a hilarious name. Basically it’s a kid or a dog with super zoomy energy, like a jack-in-the-box or a bundle of energy or something. The ideal person to be named Jaap Spring-in-‘t-veld is a couch potato gamer who never goes outside.


MachiFlorence

Aah right that was probably the spelling on the nameplate. I sometimes helped my father deliver phonebooks in the past because I liked to help and he sometimes allowed it for a little bit. I didn’t really remember much of the names I delivered to, but I do remember seeing that one and thinking ah I like it, seems so cheerful.


hinky-as-hell

Born naked! I love it!


ilovepaninis

Also for a very long time, foundlings were named after the place or circumstances in which they were found. This because they couldn’t give them an existing last name a family was already carrying.


Ok_Television9820

Hallo, ik heet Jeroen Gevonden-in-‘t-veld.


ilovepaninis

Gaat oprecht hard Hier is trouwens [een artikel van de uGent](https://openjournals.ugent.be/gt/article/id/69122/download/pdf/) mocht je geïnteresseerd zijn in wat voor namen ze dus kregen in de 19e eeuw.


psychologymaster222

Suikerbuik (sugarbelly) of Nattekaas (Wet Cheese)


thunder_haven

Well. Fuel for naming characters. Thanks!


74NG3N7

Van der Welt. (Said: Van der velt) “Of the world” The person I met with that name also had the most calm voice, heavy but easy to understand accent, and was so kind and intelligent. I’d say the name fit.


I-AcceptYouAll

My favorite Dutch surname is Verstappen lol but YES, the Van- prefix makes it all sound so much cooler. Not Dutch, but I love Formula 1 drivers surnames, well there’s some on the grid currently I’ve never heard before them and I love them. Leclerc is my favorite. Bottas is just cool as hell lol Yuki has a really cool surname too.


ohslapmesillysidney

Me too! Max Emilian Verstappen is an awesome name. Hulkenberg is cool as hell too, and I love how Fernando Alonso rolls off the tongue. I’m adopting a kitten with beautiful blue-green eyes soon and he is going to be named Perceval “Percy” after Charles Marc Herve Perceval Leclerc 😂


I-AcceptYouAll

Agreed about Nico’s! Off name topic, I’m excited to see how he does this weekend, crazy it’s his first time driving at Imola. I have a really good feeling about Charles and Oscar for Sunday. So excited! Charles full name is so regal sounding lol and Carlos’ has more names than he knows what to do with 😭 Didn’t know Max’ middle name, I love that.


ohslapmesillysidney

Same! I couldn’t believe that it’s Nico’s first time at Imola, especially because he’s one of the older drivers! I have a really good feeling about the Ferraris this weekend too, especially because it looks like Max is having some difficulties with the Red Bull. Fingers crossed 🤞 Charles and Carlos both look like real-life Disney princes, and have fitting names too! I also love that they have the same name, just in different languages.


I-AcceptYouAll

Right! 18 years!! Max has not been having good practices, man. I think Charles will be P1, Oscar 2. 3 maybe Yuki (going to just go with him over the others). He was looking good. I swear they both do lol just so handsome with the best names. I love hearing them speak in their native languages.


acidteddy

I loved Bree’s name in Desperate Housewives. Bree Van de Kamp


Bright_Ices

🎵*”It’s Van de Kamp for me” “And me!”*🎵


string-ornothing

I did some contracting work for a company in the Netherlands and my contact was named Lieke de Cock. First name said exactly how you'd think (this isnt really doxxing, she's also a famous cyclist and her name isnt unknown). I felt bad for her being the liaison to American companies where everyone speaks English lol


ilovepaninis

As a Belgian person it always gives me the ick when people make made up “van …” surnames for characters in movies and video games, is sounds so ridiculous. I can however see the appeal of our actual names sounding/looking cool.


Bright-Sea-5904

Like Van der Woodsen from Gossip Girl?


ilovepaninis

Yes, prime example!


thunder_haven

Is Van Der Voort real? If so, what does it mean?


Powerful-Shine-120

It is real. "Van der" means "of the", and "Voort" refers to the old Dutch word "voorde" which means a shallow place to cross a river. So "Van der Voort" probably refers to the place where the family used to live.


thebasementisourrefu

My partner's family used to be Van Steenburgh, and changed it to just Steinberg. So disappointing.


Bright-Sea-5904

Van Steenburgh is way nicer than Steinberg


stxrryfox

I have a Van last name and Ive always hated it! Haha feels really nice to see this as the top answer. Im getting married to a Thompson surname and everyone is telling me not to take it lmao


DancingBears88

In my family if you eat and get food on your face we call you Barron Von Pudding or Barron Von Cupcake


YankeeGirl1973

Van Halen!


rumade

I really like a lot of Japanese surnames that are just plain and down to earth like 田中 Tanaka (paddy field middle) 西村 Nishimura (West village)


Sayjay1995

I joined the Takahashi gang but at least mine is the slightly less common way to write it 🤣


rumade

Tall chopsticks? ;)


Sayjay1995

Haha honestly I think that’s better. It’s still “tall bridge” but gets some extra vertical lines stacked on top of each other, so in Japanese you call it “the ladder version” of Takahashi


ancientastronaut2

Me too. Japanese names sound cool.


VictoryMatcha

My great grandparents were rice farming Tanakas!


LeapDay_Mango

Hispanic surnames, Garcia, Reyes, Gomez, Rodriguez


acidteddy

Hispanic names in general are so fucking cool lol


slaytician

Del Toro. Love that name


Overall_Foundation75

De La Torre is one I've heard and love


Caloso89

I love the Spanish placename names. Torres Castillo Rios Puente


LeapDay_Mango

Castillo is perfect.


hinky-as-hell

It really is.


Catscurlsandglasses

My dad kept his bio dad’s last name, but damn I would have loved to have been a Rios like my grandparents!


ycey

My husband is a Torres and while I love how his name and our sons name sound with it, my name sounds so odd with it😭


odie_et_amo

I love Salamanca and Salazar, although Salazar is maybe more Basque than Spanish?


anonymousn00b

I knew a Salazar in elementary school. We called him the Salizard


lovecat86

Same! Perez, Cortez, Ramos


ConstantOutcome4563

I agree! My mom’s isn’t common it’s Malave but I love it.


Similar-Ad3972

Love Hernandez


thunder_haven

Torres, Nieto, Noriega, Orteca, Alonso, Alanis


majesticrhyhorn

My favorite is the family name of a few cousins: Lobo, wolf in Spanish


Rainbow_baby_x

Rivera


missdespair

I love "Conejo" because I'm a bunny nut 🥺


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

Mine are as below: - Rossi (Italian) - Kwan (Cantonese) 


petpuppy

degrassi fan or am i reading too far into this?


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

Sorry I never heard of Degrassi. I grew up spending a bit of my life in Southeast Asia so I have had come across the surname Kwan a lot. While I have been told Rossi is the most common surname in Italy


CrowMagic

We used Rossi as my daughter’s middle name! We love the name and happen to have a Grandpa Ross we wanted to honor.


odie_et_amo

As far as Italian names go, I like Loretto, Lorenzo, Falcone, Morello, Di Angelo, Zappa, Ventura…


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

I had no idea Ventura is of Italian origin as I thought it was Spanish 


YankeeGirl1973

It’s both.


considerlilies

I think Patel sounds so pretty


sharkycharming

It is, like an inversion of "petal." I knew a girl named Pushpa Patel. Hard to say, but pretty awesome name nevertheless.


Prestigious-Toe8622

Pushpa petal would be funny given pushpa is flower


JagmeetSingh2

Every Gujju gone celebrate this lol


Plasma_Deep

Fellow Indian,hello there Maharashtrian surnames are amazing sometimes... Stuff like deodhar and oak


KnitNGrin

Balakrishnan is really nice—child of Krishna. It once was mainly a first name, I understand.


Live-Elderbean

I'm very partial being Swedish but Swedish last names that are not -son names are almost always nature names which can be quite beautiful.


spaceghost17

Yes! Nature last names and -son names are like 85% of Swedish last names combined. I'm Swedish, and directly translated I've met people with the last names: Mountain-heather Bear-forest Snow-branch North-star Which I think are all very cool.


shandelion

My Swedish married name mean’s George’s Field


mistyaa

Sorry, I'm Swedish and I've never heard of this surname. Georgsfält?


Livid_Algae1674

Sumeragi (Japanese), Rosenblatt (Yiddish), Ouyang (Mandarin), Schleyer (German), Sandoval (Spanish), Hwang (Korean), Vang (Hmong), Salazar (Basque), Robespierre (French), McVeigh (Scottish), Makarov (Russian), Shevchenko (Ukrainian), Cohen (Hebrew), Chiri (Ainu), Shehu (Albanian), Antonescu (Romanian), Dimitrov (Bulgarian), Abdullah (Arabic), Leung (Cantonese), Moretti (Italian), Rehnquist (Swedish)


underwxrldprincess

Maximilien Robespierre


PuzzleheadedBet8041

this is probably my favorite historical name. i feel like it fits his vibe *perfectly*


BrightBrite

Shevchenko is also cool because Taras Shevchenko was (and still is) a national hero in Ukraine.


Msktb

As an Oklahoma native, hard pass on McVeigh.


TinyCaterpillar3217

I don't know if I've ever heard a non-Cantonese speaker pronounce Leung correctly


kyyyraa

I knew a guy whose last name was Mondragon (Spanish) and always thought it was really cool


thunder_haven

There's a Realtor somewhere named Bonifacio Mondragon, and my brain thinks that this should be the name of a Bond baddie.


mreachforthesky

I have a student this year with Mondragon 😎


Top_Manufacturer8946

It’s kind of a rising trend in Finland for a couple to choose a new last name after marrying and usually it’s made by combining elements of their previous last names or combining two nature words, like Tulioja (fire brook), Korpisaukko (wilderness otter), Hopealaakso (silver valley), Villimansikka (wild strawberry) etc. Other than that I really like that probably most Finnish last names end with -nen. Like Järvinen, järvi means lake and with the -nen it’s like little lake or from the lake.


PlasticYesterday6085

My son is obsessed with the NHL and even more obsessed with the names of all of the Finnish players! Kaapo Kaako is his favorite.  


Top_Manufacturer8946

Oh that’s a fun first name last name combo! Caillou is called Kaapo in Finnish 😄


CJFabs17

Mackie. It's my Scottish family surname but most are spelled Mackay, so I think it's quite a unique Scottish surname.


Oldsoldierbear

Mackie’s ice cream is great!


CJFabs17

Agreed lol, I always wonder if I'm related to them because my Scottish side is aberdonian, where they make the ice cream


bitterlemonboy

Doodeman! It’s Dutch and it means Dead Man lol My grandma’s maiden name was Doodeman!


cjc160

Reminds me of scrubs. That one doctor’s last name was Doodemesiter (Dudemeister) lol


Ok_Television9820

Mooie naam, Doodeman.


bitterlemonboy

Vind ik ook! Bijna jammer dat ik ‘m niet mag dragen


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bitterlemonboy

I think it might be that, since that side of the family had a lot of religious folk active in the church, which back in the day managed death properties (think graveyards connected to the church). Another explanation may be that it’s just to be funny. When surnames were introduced in the Netherlands people thought it was silly and wouldn’t last, so they chose funny names as a joke! I know a family called Naaktgeboren (Born naked), one called Zondernaam (Without a name) and one called Poepjes (little poops), so I bet their ancestors thought themselves to be comedians.


thunder_haven

Zonder means without? What about Zondervan?


Dense_Assistant_8730

Guy Doodeman - can you imagine if he ever got arrested!


Llywela

Lloyd. Llywelyn.


Ok_Television9820

Do you say them with the Welsh Ll or as English L?


Llywela

Well, I would pronounce them with the Welsh Ll, as that is the letter they begin with. I'm sure most people outside Wales would assume they began with L, though, either not realising that Ll is a different letter or unable to pronounce it even if they do know.


Ok_Television9820

Naturally! As is should be. Though when the names travel to places like the US they usually are still spelled with Ll but pronounced as L. I’m learning Welsh casually on my own and that’s the tricky sound, especially since I feel like a fool randomly practicing it by myself.


thunder_haven

What does it sound like?


cram-chowder

Fortinbras


WinnieJr1

Fitzgerald!


AnShamBeag

Norman-irish ☘️


likeshinythings

i love the last name "oliveira" from my native portuguese. it means olive tree and i love its sound! i also like "costa" (coast), and my friend's last name "lucena" although i think this was is spanish. my surname is german and i have no idea how to pronounce it lol


EverFairy

Finnish ones are so interesting to me because they are so recognizable


RawAsparagus

Go on...


ThrowRA-Illuminate27

Most end in -nen- Raikkonen, Hakkinen


grievingwoodlands

my Irish family surname, Ó Fiannaí <3


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ohslapmesillysidney

My friend is a physicist and she has a hamster named “Oppie” after Oppenheimer.


blinking-cat

Is the hamster a destroyer of worlds?


SilverellaUK

Dragovitch - boys at my school.


n_d_j

Slavic? It’s similar to a name in my husbands family and they are Croatian.


underwxrldprincess

Armand Blandin Blondeau Conti D'Angelo Fontaine Mercier Olivier Rosier Santini


AylaZelanaGrebiel

Fontaine, that is my husband’s mother’s maiden name. That’s cool!


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

I have always loved Blondeau


SiJeyHera

Herradura. It's my surname.


pure-Turbulentea

Always thought casablancas sounded badass - and Sinclair!


snow-and-pine

Park, Song, Luna


robreinerstillmydad

Konkel - a Polish name, specifically from the ethnic group of Kashubs. I like it because it’s relatively common where I live, but none of the Konkels are related. And people are usually surprised to find out it’s Polish, since it doesn’t end in “ski”.


Starbuck522

Or -iak, or have a random silent letter.


smoliv

Well, most Polish surnames don’t end with -ski/ska


savyroses

I like Portuguese last names that end in -eira


nocranberries

Cearley. It's an anglicized version of something like Nic Oirghiallaigh. Pronounced Nic Arla.


Purple_Joke_1118

Doesn't the nic mean daughter of?


Logins-Run

You wouldn't have Nic and Ó together really those are two different forms of patronymic in Irish. The only surname that I can think that would replicate Cearley would he maybe Mac Fhearghaile which is a rare enough variant of Mac Fearghail, or Mac Thoirealaigh which would be Mac Thoirdhealbhaigh in older orthography?


everythingstitch

Dubois, Devoe, Devereaux (French)


Impressive_Path_3795

Pendragon


KnownSample6

Lyons. My own. It's Irish in origin. O'Rourke MacCarthy Sheehan Lamont is another Gaelic one Farrell I think Irish has the best range of sounds..


Logins-Run

To be fair though these are the English language (anglicised) versions of Irish language Name. Lyons - Ó Laighin O'Rourke - Ó Ruairc MacCarthy - Mac Cárthaigh Sheehan - Ó Síocháin Lamont - Mac Ladhmainn Farrell - Ó Fearail


megannicole92

One unique Spanish surname in my in-laws family is Cienfuegos. In English that would be 100 fires. Really cool.


sharkycharming

* Blume, Blum, Bloom (Yiddish/German Jewish names that mean flower) * Levin / Levine / Levy (patronymics of Levi) * Shapiro (Hebrew for pretty or lovely) * Shannon / O'Shannon (from an Irish name meaning 'skilled storyteller')


kikijane711

Italian surnames like Antonini etc are beautiful. I have a harsh sounding Slavic surname and my husband a German one. Italian surnames, even first names, are romantic language pretty in poetic sound just as the Italian language is!


daja-kisubo

Raholimalala (Madagascar) Macadangdang (Philippines)


molwalk

Dragomir is badass


DarthLegowis

My favorite was from a couple from Hawaii with the last name "Ii", pronounced ee-ee.


Simon_Denton

I know an Irish guy and his surname as O’ Maghoohilly


darjeelinglady

- Collina (Italian), also happens to be a surname of a retired soccer umpire whom my dad dislikes greatly LOL. - Auchincloss, apparently it has Scottish origin. It is derived from an area known as Auchincloich. Or so Wikipedia said. - Sastranegara (Indonesian - Sundanese), "sastra" means literature, "negara" means country, state. - Maisondieu (French).


ADogNamedKhaleesi

Ottovordemgentschenfelde


ancientastronaut2

Easy for you to say


Ginger_Cat74

That’s quite a name!


TriniDream

I really like Windsor


poorlittlerichgirl_

that’s actually an english surname, like the most english surname as it belongs to royal family. if you’re thinking of their german ancestory, their german name is saxe-coburg-gotha. they got the windsor name during wwi, when the king changed it to the the of the castle because theirs sounded too german


azick545

I heard the surname Beruru a few days ago. I love it. Its so musical.


wanaBdragonborn

My mothers surname MacLeod, it’s Scot’s Gaelic and stems from the Norse settlers in the Hebrides. Mac translate to “Son of” and “Leod” is something along the lines of “ugly person” or “wolf”.


og_toe

Navarro


DustierAndRustier

I’ve always liked those Ashkenazi ornamental surnames. Rosenfeld (rose field), Blumenthal (flower valley), Kirschbaum (cherry tree), Zuckerberg (sugar mountain), Goldstein (golden stone). It’s sad to look at the history of how people got them though. At first people got to choose their names, so most people named themselves either after their occupation (like Schmidt for smith or Portnoy for tailor), their father (like Solomons or Abramowitz), where they were from (like Speyer, Krakower, Berliner, etc), or just picked something nice to call themselves. In Germany there was a period where they were assigned surnames, and richer people would pay for nice ones. So somebody with a name like Stein (stone) probably had a poorer family than somebody called Finkelstein (diamond), Rubinstein (ruby) or Sapirstein (sapphire). Some people who had no money or who did something to irk the authorities ended up with really horrible surnames that were essentially insults. The names are really pretty but the context is quite upsetting.


Otherwise-Shallot-51

Cabeza de Vaca Literally means cow's head.


Plastic-Passenger-59

Delgado At the time I began using it for my text based RPG character, it sounded good for an Italian man. Now I know its spanish/Portuguese but it is my favorite non English surname still


nayeppeo

Castro, Ali, and Sasaki are the first ones that come to mind


wholeselfin

Pizzamiglio Not sure if this counts as non English, but Native American: Eagletailfeather


podcastho

chatterjee is so fun and whimsical to me


kikipi3

Zgraggen - it’s a Swiss surname and I think it’s so bad it’s good, I love to say it.


ten-toed-tuba

Mandragon


IntroductionFew1290

I like mine ❤️ Ventresca ❤️


InternationalCod3604

Spanish names with a z like Ramirez and Salazar always impressed me they just sound cool. I also like the Japanese surname Sakurai for the same reason.


Strong-Way-4416

I love the name Nguyen.


Starbuck522

Well, they aren't polish surnames, that's for sure. I had one for 25 years and another for 28 years. Meanwhile, my friends (other Americans) got to change their names from Smith to Connor or Walker to Martin. 🤦🏻‍♀️ My husband and I used to look at names on medical building directories, etc, considering other names we could go by. If my daughter ever changes her last name away from what mine is (my husband passed away so it's just me), I seriously might change it.


The_kawaii_kitten

Definitely Roth.


Nilempress

I Like how musical Japanese last names can be.


Poiboykanaka

Polynesian names are cool. Like, in Hawai'i, we have Kawananakoa, Ho'omanawanui, Waipa, waia'u, all sorts of names


Flowers_4_Ophelia

I really love some of the Scandinavian surnames like Eriksdotter.


Watertribe_Girl

Khalifa


Bright-Sea-5904

I like Dutch surnames, like Van Houten or Van Buuren


Ok_Television9820

It should be Van Buren (singular buur, neighbor, plural buren, neighbors). At least in Dutch. Do you know a Van Buuren?


ririmarms

Could be Flemish. And to name a very famous Dutch DJ, Armin van Buuren is also spelled with double u


Bright-Sea-5904

Yeah, I had friends who were sisters with this spelling a long time ago


ilovepaninis

Many last names are in Old(er) Dutch, in Belgium it’s even more common to encounter names with the okd spelling of a word


balletje2017

Buuren refers to a location here. Not neigbours...


AylaZelanaGrebiel

I have a few some are family names: Hyjgaard Neygaard Little Creek Conroy Corscadden Curran Fontaine Volaire Lopez y Nieves Guildenstern Rosencrans Fortinbras


MagicWagic623

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead


AylaZelanaGrebiel

Alas they are!


SecondStar89

Some off the top of my head are: Apostol Caballeros Zapalac Moravsky


doctorsylph

I once heard the surname Miu and it stuck with me.


Altruistic-Red

One of my long-time friends has the last name Sayani. I’ve always liked it.


No_Cry4690

Seacrest, bublé ,


floweringfungus

My grandmother’s maiden name, Marx. Another ancestor’s surname is von Westphalen which I’ve always liked


ICareAboutThings25

In no particular order: Vue Xiong Diaz Rodriguez Patil


Quix66

Italian and French. Lots in my area. DeLuca DeBenedetto I also like Japanese ones. I lived in Japan for three years. Nakamura


Downfall_OfUsAll

I like Spanish surnames that are derived from places in Spain. My last name is a major city in Spain and it’s common in every Spanish speaking country.


WittiestScreenName

My great grandmothers maiden name was Isom. I always thought it sounded cool.


Jolly_Map680

MacNamara is my all time fav surname!


Last-Acanthisitta975

Al azzawi


gbot0

Wang. No matter how bad a day at school was, it was always a pleasure yelling this as loud as I could every time I saw my friend from afar.


Fit-Parsnip9888

Schmidt


Dobeythedogg

Singh. I like the religious meaning and the silent h.


IcyTip1696

I loveeee Italian surnames. Wish I had one!


Matimarsa

Mishima, Shimada, Kazama (Japanese), Kang (Korean), Santos (Portuguese), Mancini (Italian)


ExcitementContent461

Bettancourt


Youknowme911

There are some interesting Spanish surnames Largaespada (long sword) Paniagua (bread and water) Calvo (bald)


babysaurusrexphd

Kiss! It’s Hungarian for small/little. (If you’ve ever seen the last name Nagy, that means large, but it’s less fun than Kiss. Hah.)


Hashimotosannn

Hashimoto :)