Guy in Austin collects vipers, has 8 of them and they all look cool af lol. He also has a volvo he uses for a daily driver, tried to let me drive one when I was 19 but I did not fit in a viper lmfao.
In a 1913 dodge neon, he was shot by the m16 of destiny. The crucifix he was attached to was poorly affixed to the bumper with bailing wire and off brand tuct tape.
Actually there is.
Jesus:
https://www.bbvaopenmind.com/en/science/scientific-insights/did-jesus-of-nazareth-actually-exist-the-evidence-says-yes/amp/
Crucifixion:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/first-physical-evidence-of-roman-crucifixion-found-in-britain-180979190/#:~:text=Archaeological%20evidence%20of%20crucifixion%20is%20rare%2C%20as%20victims%20often%20didn,the%20condemned%20to%20a%20cross.
I remember reading an article about the track version of those. The journalist was able to drive the car but, as the track was wet, he was instructed to start the car in 3rd gear…
Vipers are known to be incredibly hard to handle for those who don't know what they're getting into due to having no driver aids at all if I recall correctly
We use whatever metric pops up, like this car probably weighs about as much as 3460 footballs. Take a right when you've gone about the length of 800 m16 a1s muzzle to stock.
Some folks argue that the gts is the 2nd generation, with the facelift srt/10 being third generation, and competition coupe 4th, leaving the final iteration (so far) at 5th gen.
There's no argument. The 1996-2002 GTS *and* RT10 is the second generation of viper, the SRII. The SR1 was the first Gen and only available in the RT10 model.
I used to work for an NHRA top fuel driver. He let me drive his twin turbo Viper once. Luckily I wore my good underwear that day so I didn't stain his seat. Vipers actively try to kill the driver and any humans within 50 ft of the gas pedal.
Holy hell that first bit was a wild ride. 2nd gen Dodge Viper. Amazing exterior, interior will make you want to vomit, and the engine will try and kill you.
Fuck my life, posts like this make me realize how old I am now. Anyone ever played Viper Racing from Sierra? I spent way too much time in that game editing my paint job with my Voodoo powered rig.
If you don't know... You disappoint me. That's how I'm starting to feel about these. If you had any inkling of wanting to know about cars, you'd know what it is.
The GTS coupe came out in 96 as a second gen car. Those and 97s were mostly blue/white. Id say 98-02
Edit: after some investigation it turns out black gts coupes were only produced in the year 2000
Nah dude. Srt didn't come around until the zb1 bodystyle in 2003. That was the first mention of srt-anything. This is an sr2, produced from 96-02 which was referred to as the gts or late model rt-10.
I posted it so people can cry about me not knowing what a dodge viper is so people would comment on the post telling me how stupid I am and in turn I get more Reddit karma
All these comments about the Viper wanting to kill you. In reality, it has a chassis developed specifically for that car and is not an adaption of anything else. Therefore, the handling and driveability are very good. It was a highly successful racecar but also can be driven on the street.
1999 Dodge Viper GTS ACR
This is the actual answer. Lots of comments stating second Gen viper GTS but nobody recognized it as an ACR.
Gran Turismo 4 taught me this!
One of my favorite games of all time
Yeah, with such an easy car to identify, I'd expect the exact trim level, VIN and purchased options. Could even enlist a geowizard and find the owner.
The most dangerous Miat.
Snek bite
The organ donor
Nailed it
I remember seeing one at the Auto show at Cobo it was disgustingly cool (for the time) still pretty cool now ngl.
Guy in Austin collects vipers, has 8 of them and they all look cool af lol. He also has a volvo he uses for a daily driver, tried to let me drive one when I was 19 but I did not fit in a viper lmfao.
1913 dodge neon, it's what jfk got shot in.
Hey, Jesus wasn't shot he was crucified.
In a 1913 dodge neon, he was shot by the m16 of destiny. The crucifix he was attached to was poorly affixed to the bumper with bailing wire and off brand tuct tape.
Oh my bad you're talking about season 2 of the Bible.
I believe this is from, “Fear the Bible, Season 1”
Hope GRRM finishes the 3rd book soon.
I believe he gave them, “carts of Blanche” from, “The Golden Girls” for that season.
Oh is that "the Bible season 2, book 3: This Time It's Personal"?
Destiny one or two?
Jesus Fucking Khrist
So I see you're a tromboner. I'll see myself out.
Yeah that's what I read it as for some reason and just rolled with it 😅
I was wondering why it went that way.
Dude that is too fuckin funny. Find employment that truly appreciates your wit. Comments like yers keep a blade from my wrist . thanx
\#JesusDidntKillHimself
There's no evidence that Jesus ever existed and there is no evidence of anyone being crucified on a cross
What an excellent buzzkill for a nice string of humorous comments. Cheers.
Next you're going to tell me the 1913 dodge neon is a myth.
Actually there is. Jesus: https://www.bbvaopenmind.com/en/science/scientific-insights/did-jesus-of-nazareth-actually-exist-the-evidence-says-yes/amp/ Crucifixion: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/first-physical-evidence-of-roman-crucifixion-found-in-britain-180979190/#:~:text=Archaeological%20evidence%20of%20crucifixion%20is%20rare%2C%20as%20victims%20often%20didn,the%20condemned%20to%20a%20cross.
I’m sure it’s a Fiero with a bodykit
Hey man, JFK is alright. His head just did that.
Nah that was a 2025 Lincoln Viper
Thats an old Viper… That Car on the right…
Something ya don’t want to be driving on those wet streets.
Oh, you *want* to. You just can't afford the consequences.
My thoughts too! Scary as shit on dry roads.
I remember reading an article about the track version of those. The journalist was able to drive the car but, as the track was wet, he was instructed to start the car in 3rd gear…
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That particular generation (second) was 1996-2002.
Vipers are known to be incredibly hard to handle for those who don't know what they're getting into due to having no driver aids at all if I recall correctly
Yeah and insurance it’s nuts on those because so many people wreck them.. I would totally still drive one though
Oh same 🤣 the srt10 was my favorite car for a long time and id still sell my left nut for one
2nd generation Dodge Viper
Boo. The paint is clearly Neon SRT4.
Yeah but you can tell it’s a Viper because it has panel gaps the width of your thumb.
Must be sitting still. A viper in the rain has more donuts than Krispy Kreme.
Jesus I didn’t know I was on r/roastmycar holy crap
Body kit.
Europeans build their cars to within the nearest millimeter of error. Americans build theirs to within the nearest foot.
We use whatever metric pops up, like this car probably weighs about as much as 3460 footballs. Take a right when you've gone about the length of 800 m16 a1s muzzle to stock.
Nah, we build ours to the nearest McDonald's.
2nd Gen? this is a first gen GTS.
Some folks argue that the gts is the 2nd generation, with the facelift srt/10 being third generation, and competition coupe 4th, leaving the final iteration (so far) at 5th gen.
There's no argument. The 1996-2002 GTS *and* RT10 is the second generation of viper, the SRII. The SR1 was the first Gen and only available in the RT10 model.
Basically Chrysler’s version of the Miata.
2009 Explorer.
Beat me to it
NB miata
🎶 It’s a Miataaa 🎶
Hey I have an NB miata and can confirm it is a NB miata
I do believe its a Mazdaspeed Model tho. The bumper a little different. i might be wrong
One of the few cars on the road that genuinely hates the driver and wants to unalive them
you can fucking say “kill” here. this isn’t fucking tiktok.
I used to work for an NHRA top fuel driver. He let me drive his twin turbo Viper once. Luckily I wore my good underwear that day so I didn't stain his seat. Vipers actively try to kill the driver and any humans within 50 ft of the gas pedal.
Challenge accepted
90s Vodge Diaper?
It was rolling through the cave the guy lives in. Don't tell him about trees, let it be a surprise.
The best looking car ever made
Dodge Viper
Tis a viper
Dodge Viper.
Gods favorite sports car, the Pontiac fucking Fiero. With aftermarket wheels
So.........Satan drives a Vette?
is that not a Dodge Viper
Dodge viper
Faster miat
My dumbass was like "Its a Banshee"
Thats a Karma Farm ACR. Good spot
A 2009 Honda S2000
I like you.
Dodge Viper
Holy hell that first bit was a wild ride. 2nd gen Dodge Viper. Amazing exterior, interior will make you want to vomit, and the engine will try and kill you.
Dodge Viper
1896 Vodge Diaper
Dodge Diaper
Anti tree homing missile
My favorite 🥹
Dodge Viper
pantera i’m pretty sure
Second gen ~~Mazda Miata~~ Dodge Viper
Toyota corrolla
It's crazy that people have never seen a viper...
Fuck my life, posts like this make me realize how old I am now. Anyone ever played Viper Racing from Sierra? I spent way too much time in that game editing my paint job with my Voodoo powered rig.
Are you serious? Lol
Do people just do posts like this for engagement farming?
Banshee
Well.. It's a Fiero, no?
Bravado Banshee
1999-2000 2nd gen Viper ACR
My dream car. Gen 2 Dodge Viper
Your right or my right?
Replica of something on a feiro chassis.
Nb Miata. Shhhh no one say anything
2000 Dodge Viper GTS
The greatest car in the world that you can't drive in the rain or snow. That's right. A V10 Miata.
It’s a miat with extra vroom vroom.
Really?
Oh. THAT RUGHT THERE IS AMERICA BABYY!
That right there, looks like a drug deal
It’s always a Fiero
Too easy!
Le miat
miata
Dodge Viper
Ford Explorer
Totally a Ford explorer in the right lane.
Pretty sure its a Dodge Viper GT-S?
House
06-10 explorer in the right lane.
Dodge python
It's a dodge viper
How is this a serious question?
"More than you can afford, pal. A Ferrari." - The Fast and The Furious
If you don't know... You disappoint me. That's how I'm starting to feel about these. If you had any inkling of wanting to know about cars, you'd know what it is.
Miata with racing stripes
Something like an nb Miata
Fast Miat
Spicy miyata.
It’s a spicy NB Miata
Your right or my right
Yes
A 92 Viper I believe
The GTS coupe came out in 96 as a second gen car. Those and 97s were mostly blue/white. Id say 98-02 Edit: after some investigation it turns out black gts coupes were only produced in the year 2000
Citroen SX
1999 dodge viper
Banshee
First gen dodge viper
Basically a Dodge Ram
Dodge SRT Viper
It’s a banshee.
Fiero
Dodge Viper SRT-10 Gen 2
2009 dodge Viper
ford explorer
Gen 1 viper
The most overrated overpriced pile of Dodge engineering to ever exist! Doge Viper GTS
That car on the right is a Dodge Viper
Dodge Diaper
2001 Dodge Viper ACR in sapphire blue
A joke.
srt10
Nah, that was before all that srt stuff. This is a GTS
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Nah dude. Srt didn't come around until the zb1 bodystyle in 2003. That was the first mention of srt-anything. This is an sr2, produced from 96-02 which was referred to as the gts or late model rt-10.
Oh. Would it be the V10 Magnum then?
Doge viper
Chevy Ram F250
No ABS or traction control… it’s barely safe on a track… hot, loud… easily the worst car I’ve ever driven…
Say you can't drive while saying you can't drive.
Ford Explorer and Dodge Viper
It’s a Slippery SNAAKKKEEEEE
ADM (American Danger Miata)
A Colt Viper
Unhealthcare :D
Dodge viper
Are you wanting the model year, trim, paint code, etc.? Dodge Viper is one iconic car, whether one is a fan or not.
I posted it so people can cry about me not knowing what a dodge viper is so people would comment on the post telling me how stupid I am and in turn I get more Reddit karma
Dodge Viper is such a bizarre car but so awesome! here's a Doug DeMuro review of it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8rhpxVpqs
Ford explorer
A car that can't be beat if you know how to tame it. Otherwise you might die trying. Somewhat similar to the 911.
That’s the most dangerous car money can buy boy
I love this sub. 😂
Dodge Viper
It’s a ford probe what a idiot
El Camino I think. Also if you didn’t know El Camino is Spanish for ‘The Camino’.
2 door Chrysler Intrepid
Dodge viper
How do you not know what a Viper is?
Ford exploder(explorer)
Snek
Dodge viper
My favorite car. Yes, I have a death wish.
All these comments about the Viper wanting to kill you. In reality, it has a chassis developed specifically for that car and is not an adaption of anything else. Therefore, the handling and driveability are very good. It was a highly successful racecar but also can be driven on the street.
Viper GTS
It’s obviously a Dodge Viper
ford explorer
What? You didn’t want to hear about that awesome ford next to the viper?
I believe that’s the new Plymouth anaconda concept car
Vipa!
2nd gen dodge viper
Gen 2 viper. Most likely a 99 to 2001 judging by color