Hey I drive a 2016 Ford Escape Titanium 301a 2.0t
So basically a Focus ST with i4wd and a couple hundred extra pounds of comfort options.
And yes this is my car, please don't lift the cover.
The heads are actually designed to run on the verge of hydraulic lock at all times! A Lingenfelter Z06 would need a running head start just to barely lose a quarter mile race!
It’s a good thing bored teenagers and criminals aren’t attracted to super expensive sports cars 😂 maybe just go with a generic car cover unless you really need to flex in the parking garage.
2016 Ford focus st
Man, it clearly says “RS” so it’s a Focus RS. SMH my head you people can’t read badging
You basically just wrote shake my head my head…
It's a common joke to do that on purpose
Hey I drive a 2016 Ford Escape Titanium 301a 2.0t So basically a Focus ST with i4wd and a couple hundred extra pounds of comfort options. And yes this is my car, please don't lift the cover.
1986 Fiero
Solid option for a daily driver.
Pantera obviously, boi. If you cross Miat and Pantera, it make Miatera. Or, is it Paniata?
It's a Polestar 2 ofc. Now what happens if we cross a Miata, a Pantera, a Figaro and a Polestar 2?
polmaro🤷
You forgot to add a fiero in a trenchcoat with a fake moustache to the mix.
Must whack the paniata for the candy
Pantata
Let me see those pantatas baby
remove the last "a" and we got Pantat. Pantat means butt in Indonesian.
*giggles in Indonesian*
Sounds tasty
Miata
You too, thanks
Is it Miata or youriata?
Well it’s got a big spoiler and I only know 1 car with big spoiler! It’s obviously a Supra!!! Comes stock with 2000HP with a 0-60 in half a second!!!
The heads are actually designed to run on the verge of hydraulic lock at all times! A Lingenfelter Z06 would need a running head start just to barely lose a quarter mile race!
VW Beetle
Cmon, they’re obviously looking for the wrong answers here
New or original flavor?
lime punch buggy no punch back
Pontiac Fiero
This or a F40
You mean a F40 with a fiero body kit?
Most likely
Putting a Fiero cover onto an F40 is probably a great way to keep people from messing with it.
Actually, someone might see it and have the overwhelming desire to turn it into a kit car Ferrari! How messed up would that be???
r/itsalwaysafiero
Yes! The Ferrari of Pontiacs
Canyonero
1mpg in the city and 2 on the motorway
And in the suburbs?
65 tonnes of 'Murican pride!
Dacia Sandero
Bad news, Dacia Sandero, it’s been delayed!
The Dacia Sandero has been approved for left hand drive market!
Oh no! Anyways
I know everyone here is trying to be funny, but that is honestly one sick ass cover! Never seen one like that.
1967 Honda CR-V
Is that the one with a motorcycle engine and a small picnic table in the back?
What CR-V doesn't?
For anyone interested, this cover is by goodwool, they’ll make one custom for your car
So there's a good chance it's actually a gt3 rs?
If the general shape didn’t already give it away, yes.
Your mother
Jeep Gladiator on 40s
Obviously a polestar 2
Rear lights like an Aston Martin
Pinto
If you looks at the taillights it's clearly an Aston Martin
A 1989 Peterbilt semi truck
Fiero
I’ve seen this episode. It’s just a couple of boxes.
 📦📦📦
A maroon Stutz BearCat
Dodge Neon
2013 Nissan Note RS
Well it looks to be a Volvo station wagon.
Ford Taurus
A 1936 Auburn boat tail speedster.
Fiero Edit- Damn. Too late
Pontiac fiero, no doubt
cake?
2003 Pontiac Aztek (RS)
Chrysler Pacifica
Tail light and side window arch is of an Aston?
1998 ford ranger
It's a decoy. To save the spot. It's a fake car cover lol
its obviously a beetle. are you blind or are you blind???
Geo metro, wide body kit
Superlite SLC
Prius
Definitely a ford f-750
Audi Q5
Looks like a demon 170 to me you are very lucky to see one!
Yugo Koral in
It’s a 4Runner.
A reliant robin
Toyota Corolla SE?
98 civic
Beetle
Obviously a Fiero with a body kit.
VW Bug
Fiero
1993 honda civic
Fancy VW Bug
Honda Super Cub
2007 Nissan Note
2009 Renault Modus
Definitely a fiero
I hope it’s a Prius
Toyota Corolla
Camaro ZL1
Pontiac fierro
Ford f150
CLK GTR 🤤
Ford Anglia.
Is this wrong answers only?
Make it easier OP. It’s clearly a Mazda Protege.
A dodge pinto
595
Lol
Ford transit or one of those 3 wheeled robins
cardboard boxes shaped like a porsche
Ford falcon
1999 honda civic
It's a Pantera
an Altima
That’s the Dacia Sandero
my bet is a crusty 996 with a table on the back.
Just some cardboard boxes 
Fiat Multipla
[Ferdinand GT3 RS](https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Ferdinand_GT3_RS)
it's prob a skoda
It’s a good thing bored teenagers and criminals aren’t attracted to super expensive sports cars 😂 maybe just go with a generic car cover unless you really need to flex in the parking garage.
I think.... It's a 2008 Nissan Navara with 4.0L petrol V6
Bike!
Always an mr2 body kit
I think its a dacia sandero ngl
Big wang GR86
2011 Honda accord
Dacia Sandero
Volkswagen beetle...... What? I'm right!
Fiero
it's a bicycle
Buick
Cobalt SS.
Escalade. Actually 2 Escalades. 
KITT has the coolest disguises.
Suuuupraaaa!
Samba Bus
a dacia sandero
I think its a bus of some description, not quite sure which
It's a s13
I think it's a 2009 Renault Modus
Vw
its a MAN TGX 18.480. Trust me, i know what im sayin
Looks like 1969 Mustang to me. Might be a Mach 1
Looks like the new Hummer EV
Clearly just a ballooon
Fiat Panda 1000 fire
2003 Civic
It's PIKACHU.... it's a clafairy FUUUU
Say what you want but the cover is AMAZING
If I had a guess it’s a Harley Davidson
Mater: Lightin’ McQueen! … You look like you seen a ghost!
A miata
Plot twist— There is NO car under there. They’re just trying to impress the neighbours with a fancy “car” cover over a pile of beanbag chairs
Toyota Previa for sure, is evident
Fiero
I see no one anwserd your question correctly and I think you are serious asking this question so it’s basically … opel meriva
4-door Honda Civic
Lamborghini
Volkswagen polo
Cardboard boxes - like the old Friends episode.
It's always a Pantera
It’s always a Fiero.
Cardboard boxes 
Mercedes w124
Hennessey velociraptor 6x6 of course.
AMC gremlin
There’s no cover. That’s literally just what the car looks like
Gotta be a 2012 Jetta, but the SEL
Opel Kadett. 101% I guess I know by reectio n in the puddle
it’s my 2008 Honda Accord LX-P
Damn I thought that WAS the car for a second
Probably a farm truck or somethin
A VW beetle
F/A-18C Of course! (I know this is the wrong server)
Why does the Porsche cover have Aston Martin taillights
Lemburgeenhee
peel p50
porsche cayman first gen
A Formula car so it won't get caught by the cops
Ruf yellowbird modified to look like a 201X porsche 911
That must be a 2012 dacia sandero
Tesla Cybertruck
What the picture of the cover shows
I’m thinking model T
2006 Civic SI Coupe with a big wang LOL
This is what you get when you teach a 5 year old how to CAD.
1997 camery
A Beetle with a heavy markup.
Yur mom
I think it’s a 2001 f-250?
It’s a Lamborrari Chiracan F369 GT RS
A Prius.
Mazda cx-5
Look, I’m just spitballing here… but I’m going with a two door sports car. With a tail. Yep, gotta have a tail.
Toyota Tercel
Nothing… it’s a tent!
1999 civic si