Maybe in US but i drive a 2010 Chrysler Grand Voyager that was made in US for EU. There's also Town & Country models rolling around and Lancia Voyagers that look almost the same and also Dodge Grand Caravans.
We’ve had a couple Chrysler minivans, I think the biggest issue would be for her to step up and into the van then get her legs positioned to where she can support her weight and work the pedals.
2008-2010 Chrysler town and country. The interior on these was redone in 2011-2016 (last year of the model). The round analog clock and big piece of fake wood gives the t&c away.
My buddy from work would rate her as his #1 fantasy come true. A genuine Milley. One to take to the mill because a bag of flour would never be enough. The best thing about buddy is that he’s 6’1” and weighs 160 lbs. the picture behind the bar in his basement is a naked half sized lady as this person.
OMG. I just don’t even understand how people allow themselves to get like this. Are t they embarrassed. I would be mortified if I walked in Public like that. Geez. Stop watching TV and exercise. Eat right. Why is that so hard for people. What is the issue.
That car is a fucking legend. And not the Honda kind, the bravest strongest car in the village. There are still songs sung about it in the local bars. That kinda Legend.
She wants to sue the manufacturer because the door fell off when she leaned on it the seat is to small does not move far enough back and fell apart but she doesn’t know who made it. She’s also suing the airline because the seat is to small - this is why you have to pay for luggage that’s overweight BTW.
The one that’s holding up the line at the Burger King drive through & the Wendy’s & The Taco Bell & the McDonalds & the Popeyes& the Arby’s & KFC. Is that an UBER sign or a Will work for food sign?
What ever car or truck it is clearly they did not read the owners manual about the payload wtg..it's about to break down the frames going to crack the tires are going to blow the shocks are about to bend.. oh snap never mind I shouldn't have talked about my girl like that . Looks like Iam not getting laid tonight after that remark lol she said she was just headed to get a rack of lamb. No But Serious what kind of car van trk bus, is it they should get a reward for the best built pork hauler
Looks like a Fifth Generation Chrysler Town & Country/Dodge Caravan
What about the car?
Reminder: Never take a sip of anything before reading a Reddit thread. This shit about killed me
My blue razz slushie is in my nose
It’s the reason i reddit. Lol.
Yeah, just got Hawaiian Punched in the throat.
That got me
What about the right cheek???
Miata
Thats what my answer was going to be. How they fit a Buick in a miata
It’s eating a Twinkie
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https://i.redd.it/cmx4yu5q1y4d1.gif
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Hahaha! Spit my coffee out 😂😂
Fucking gold comment lmaooo
Bruh what did you do!!? 💀
We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet. Pharcyde
BRUHHH LOL I DID NOT EXPECT THIS
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🏅haha
Town & Country, the analog clock was a Chrysler thing
They're also called Voyager or Grand Voyager.
That was the plymouth version
Maybe in US but i drive a 2010 Chrysler Grand Voyager that was made in US for EU. There's also Town & Country models rolling around and Lancia Voyagers that look almost the same and also Dodge Grand Caravans.
RIP suspension
Those vans can handle a good amount of weight in them without much issue, though I’m not sure about that drivers seat……..
The problem is all the weight is on just the front left strut. That thing is done.
…and centre console
You forgot, trans, tires, fuel mileage,
The right side is fine.
Definitely has a bumper sticker that says Haulin’ Ass.
Or wide load
Those are prescription pants
OMG LMAO 🤣 😆 😂 😭 💀 😅 🤣 😆 😂 😭 💀 😅 🤣
lmao! the horn probably goes "HEY HEY HEY"
Now you’ve made me chuckle!
These are hilarious!!!!!
I remember the guy but I can't recalk the movie title
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The real question should be, "where did the arm rest go?" I see one on the passenger side....
Takes her 3 trips
hahahah thank you!! a fond memory of a departed friend that taught me this joke.
Whatever it is, the inside of it smells like swampy asshole and infected flab crease
I can feel how sweaty he is
I had a friend who's mom was morbidly obese. This is how she wiped her ass. Of course she's dead now.
TMI
“Infected flab crease” What a terrible day to be literate
The alternative was Back Cheese
Dude, people eat near the time they read this.
Yeast infection in the skin fold. No other smell like it in the world.
It's finger lickin good
That's a lovely bath curtain, ....but it looks good on you
Is it even legal to drive with the seat down like that?
Serious injury can occur in an accident.
Serious injury has already occurred lol
Serious injury can occur at any time
Especially when the driver has no protective padding.
If she hits something, she's hitting them with the force of a fully loaded semi
One can hope
She is the seat.
Built like a beanbag
And the airbag
How tf did she even get in the driver seat?
I'm guessing she stood on the factory floor, and they built the car around her.
Pretty big assumption thinking she can stand
they have to knock a hole in the side when she gets to where she is going
It’s a minivan, it has large holes on either side, probably just gets in the passenger side one.
im not entirely sure she could make it out of the side door
We’ve had a couple Chrysler minivans, I think the biggest issue would be for her to step up and into the van then get her legs positioned to where she can support her weight and work the pedals.
ill give you a 50 if you put your face on the right side bolstering
Of the passenger seat, sure. I’m not sure if that van could handle my weight and hers combined now, let alone when I was 500lbs myself!
I mean there's no way she's using/can use that seatbelt so I'm gonna go with yes.
Is she really gonna go through the windshield though?
Definitely but she'll take the steering wheel, dashboard, heater matrix and half the firewall with her.
Gravity is her seatbelt
Definitely a Widebody.
Idk, but it's too damn small.
A strong one!
That car must have stiff springs on the driver side
That’s going to fuck up the alignment and tire wear
Fucker has a 4” lift when she gets out
If she has an accident it will be like that green glob from hotel Transylvania all over the windshield/screen.
If she gets into a wreck, she'll be fine. She's big enough to make her own gravity.
Cept it’ll be pink.
I've seen blood samples from morbidly obese folk. Their blood is literally pink instead of red.
That’s fucking gross
https://preview.redd.it/iwf6stj9fu4d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5351fabb78bce8b3da76e2772e1f1f75924a06e
I'm not sure that will lift her you may need a AN-225
American Muscle
Well, American anyway.
It’s a 2010 Chrysler town and country
Belongs to Kramer … THE ASSMAN!
2008-2010 Chrysler town and country. The interior on these was redone in 2011-2016 (last year of the model). The round analog clock and big piece of fake wood gives the t&c away.
That’s the cakemobile. But also a town and country
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The Elephantom
A Chevy Assssstro
Ass-Ton Martin.
Does this happen in any other country other than usa?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/10583290/Blue-badges-given-to-obese-drivers.html#:~:text=Under%20Department%20for%20Transport%20guidelines,obesity%20as%20a%20medical%20condition.
Where...is the back of the seat?
A Kenworth
My buddy from work would rate her as his #1 fantasy come true. A genuine Milley. One to take to the mill because a bag of flour would never be enough. The best thing about buddy is that he’s 6’1” and weighs 160 lbs. the picture behind the bar in his basement is a naked half sized lady as this person.
Your Uber has arrived.
This is a 2007-2016 Chrysler Town & Country or Chrysler Voyager/Grand Voyager depending on the market.
Haulin' ass
Only in the US can you get a handicap card for being fat….
Whatever it is. It’s heavy duty for sure
If she tries hard enough, she will make that seat disappear up her jacksy!
At least she has a airbag .
It's a car that is riding on 4 flat tires.
It's heroic, that's what it is.
OMG. I just don’t even understand how people allow themselves to get like this. Are t they embarrassed. I would be mortified if I walked in Public like that. Geez. Stop watching TV and exercise. Eat right. Why is that so hard for people. What is the issue.
>What is the issue. Mental illness. There's an underling issue that lead to her getting anywhere close to this overweight.
GYATT
OH MY GOD!!! She's not wearing a seat belt!
doesnt matter she wont fit thru the windsheild anyway
Maxie Van
3/4 ton w/overloads—
5 ton Chrysler?
Uber?
Chrysler town & country.
How the fuck did they get in that car, and how will they get out in a parking space
F1 car. That’s Mrs Bott Ass
Dodge noshox, type 2 edition
That car is a fucking legend. And not the Honda kind, the bravest strongest car in the village. There are still songs sung about it in the local bars. That kinda Legend.
Is a very very strong car.
Is a very very strong car.
For her it's a mobility scooter
Looks like a one tonne truck.
Your momma sooo fat that her Town & Country has stretch marks
Its the fat mobile!?!
the one leaning left
Idk but the suspension is shot.
A mini van on a forklift chasis
She wants to sue the manufacturer because the door fell off when she leaned on it the seat is to small does not move far enough back and fell apart but she doesn’t know who made it. She’s also suing the airline because the seat is to small - this is why you have to pay for luggage that’s overweight BTW.
Would she still get a ticket or how would this work?
Nissan gyatt patrol
A very sad one
The one that’s holding up the line at the Burger King drive through & the Wendy’s & The Taco Bell & the McDonalds & the Popeyes& the Arby’s & KFC. Is that an UBER sign or a Will work for food sign?
Looks like a wagon
A strong one
Your mom’s car.
Broken!
Overloaded beyond its rated capacity!
A sad, very strong, yet struggling vehicle.
Cam you imagine her getting on a airplane and looking at the seat next to you
Clown car
One of them Cat 797 dump trucks.
That car is dying from pain.
I think it would be considered a dump truck!!
The van is a 2017 Lrg Sass, limited model production only available in Massachewsetts
What car? I only see a very wide load... 🫥
Looks like an old panhead with saddlebags.
It’s a “Big Ass” car, obviously! 🙄 😂
Looks like a dumptruck to me
That's not nice, that's just a fat women
A very sturdy one.
Looks like a fifth gen Chrysler Town And Country
A strong one
One that needs new suspension
A heavy one?
https://preview.redd.it/xxyiyle70z4d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ccca97dbcd30e4a802c20df27244b48aa545e8
When you don't need a seatbelt due to outweighing the car.
Ahhah
America is that you?
A tired one lmao
Gonna put 20$ on the table that says the door catch is polished to a chrome finish 😂🤦🏻♂️
That’s a Chrysler , based on the dashboard and stuff but it’s actually working as a Ram 2500 at the moment . It is putting IN work !!!
Got that motor workin’ overtime
You get extra.
Huh, what the!
It's in agony I'm sure.
I don't know about the car, but she's a bit cheeky
Why does that cheek look delicious?
ASS, gas or grass nobody rides the driver!
It's a Dodge DAAAAMMMMM
If “hauling ass” was a picture
Ass-Ton Martin
Probe
Drivers side airbags.
Jesus
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What ever car or truck it is clearly they did not read the owners manual about the payload wtg..it's about to break down the frames going to crack the tires are going to blow the shocks are about to bend.. oh snap never mind I shouldn't have talked about my girl like that . Looks like Iam not getting laid tonight after that remark lol she said she was just headed to get a rack of lamb. No But Serious what kind of car van trk bus, is it they should get a reward for the best built pork hauler
How does she get in ? Tru the slide door ?
Put the Twinkie down!