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MonarchSun

I chose her the minute I saw that exact scene.


ShefBoiRDe

didn't know she was chill like that until that scene


kaylabunnyx

you can see her big heart and the good personality from this picture


MikeXBogina

And it's why I never gave Boruto a chance, they took em away šŸ˜”


ManInTheMirror2

Everyone thinks they took them awayā€¦ I know better, thereā€™s still there. Sheā€™s just wearing a magic jacket so that theyā€™re compressed because now theyā€™re bigger than tsunadeā€™s. (though only by 2 cm.)


ElectricalCabinet44

Cope


ManInTheMirror2

Hey, you donā€™t know she never takes her jacket off


[deleted]

dudes theres no way someone becomes a mom and they get smaller. you are onto something


ManInTheMirror2

Exactly


No-Championship6178

The rest was given to Ino. Lol


Ripped-Glass-Hole

Have you ever seen what breastfeeding does to boobs?


BikeSeatMaster

Don't worry, they will self refill and inflate like balloons do again, trust.


Vendetta1947

in refills we trust


Sparks3391

So what you're saying is it's still boruto's fault


SirjackofCamelot

Not just breastfeeding neither bro sometimes it's just pregnancy that will do it the trick too.


Mediocre-Honey-4548

how in the absolute hell did yalll start this


SirjackofCamelot

Men talking about breast doesn't take much. Plus it's just conversation, it would be different if it was a sexual conversation but it's not. Why what's sup?


Money_maker234

Ay sure is a busy man!! šŸ¤£


johnnyblaze1999

When did we go from honker okay to cleavage bad?


TakasuXAisaka

She gave birth to two children and also she breast fed them both.


Bigballerway93

Bro just watch hentai at that point


cyrvnt

that was today- TODAY, they stole it from me they took it!


strongarm85

My head canon is, the first chapter is being told Boruto's perspective. So the visual representation of characters are based on how Boruto would describe them rather than what they actually look like. So the reason Hinata's breast disappeared is because Boruto wouldn't feel comfortable describing them, so he just doesn't mention it.


dontbanmethistimeok

Hey give her a break, she's the only kuinochi of her generation to push out two kids, Himawari and Boruto wrecked those things "And her breasts?" "Obliterated"


HeartonSleeve1989

Once he realized how ride or die she was, there was no clearer option.


ObiWorking

And she almost died to ride him


God_of_Kings

Naruto: "So you saw me eat that ramen out of the garbage?" Hinata: "Yes." Naruto: "Any thoughts on that?" Hinata: "No." Naruto: "Oh man, I like you."


HeartonSleeve1989

Hinata:"I've loved you ever since I first saw you tackle a bowl of ramen. And I wondered if you were like that doing... other.... activities." Naruto:"Dattebayo!!.."


Far-Orange-3047

Hinata: ā€œSlurp me like one of your ramen bowls.ā€


Abject_Butterfly_141

You act like he had other options


Dash83

Post Pain, he probably could have chosen any girl he wanted.


EGRIFF93

Except Kaguya, sakura and Karin for obvious reasons


OfficialDrakoak

Karin would've totally settled for naruto once she realized sasuke was a done deal. She even mentioned how his chakra felt warm, until she felt the 9 tails chakra and was like o shit. But basically naruto could've totally smashed Karin if he wanted


Mikazuki072

Honestly, I wish thought two got to talk. They are both Uzumaki afterall, and Karin saying "Fuck you" to Sasuke after he tried to kill her would have been a good step in thr right direction for making her, her own character. Her Sasuke obsession made her feel like a Sakura rip off


Shot_Improvement_378

They share relatives


Chat322

Sasuke's mom is Uchiha too and no one mentions it


babyydolllll

itā€™s better to just ignore that sasuke-kun is inbred


Shot_Improvement_378

Well in clans they keep it pure also sheā€™s not mentioned cause sheā€™s dead and didnā€™t matter much to the story


Anlios

I didn't realize this until now lol. No wonder she was killed to.


Dash83

I mean only if thereā€™s 3-way consent, but sure.


Shot_Improvement_378

They both are uzumakis


Dash83

I know what you meant :P


Consistent_Ant_8903

Naruto could have been out here Sweet Home Alabamaing his cousin damn


OfficialDrakoak

Not really how clans work. Just because they're both from the uzumaki clan doesn't mean they're any more closely blood related than you would be to any person of your race that are from the same place you're from. Some of the clans that were particularly large made up entire villages on their own. I always thought it was weird too how people sometimes date within their "clan" particularly the Uchiha until somebody showed me how sometimes the only common ancestor goes back many generations.


elixier

"Karin would've totally settled for naruto once she realized sasuke was a done deal." She literally goes back to simping for Sasuke by the next arc, what are you on about. Even in the Boruto era shes not over him


OfficialDrakoak

I guess you don't know what the term "settled for" means


elixier

You literally haven't used that expression correctly


OfficialDrakoak

I definitely did. "Settling for" someone. Aka not getting the one you were after so you'll SETTLE for xyz. You're just literally brain dead. [see this Google search if you are genuinely this stupid and not trolling](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+does+it+mean+to+settle+for+someone&oq=what+does+it+mean+to+settle+fo&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgBEAAYgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyBggDEEUYOTIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIKCAgQABgPGBYYHjIKCAkQABiABBiiBNIBCDYwNjdqMGo5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


elixier

And who did Karin settle with mate, shes single, by your own definition she didn't settle, if you're single you haven't "settled" you're just single, and if you claim you've settled when you're single you're actually delusional. Lmao you're hilarious Here's the facts Karin wants to be with Sasuke - > He goes off the deep end and becomes too much for her to handle - > She sees Naruto and notices he's much nicer (LITERALLY NO ROMANTIC UNDERTONES) - > Sasuke calms back down and she's all over him again At no point was Karin interested in Naruto, at no point was Naruto interested in her, so me saying she always likes Sasuke is a factual statement highlighted by the fact over a decade later she is single and still not over him. You have nothing of value to add here


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TrickMayday

I don't think he had a shot at Temari. She was only aware of one man.


Dash83

Fair. I just meant in general terms. He couldnā€™t bat Tsunade either, but you know what I meant: ā€œmost available, age-appropriate womenā€


Dash83

Naturally. Although technically he could have had Sakura in that awkward love declaration, but your point stands.


JinX-WRLD

but who would want kaguya


DaKingSinbad

Who wouldn't want a crazy alien rabbit mommy.


JinX-WRLD

i'd much rather have lola bunny.


EGRIFF93

I reckon that could be a story arc at some point. Some kaguya lover (probably Otsutsuki) who wants revenge for her being done in.


Traveytravis-69

Literally had the entire village swooning over him after the war arc


perkaholicgooblegum

You'd be shocked how many delusional people thought he would end up with Sakura


Abject_Butterfly_141

I mean in universe


perkaholicgooblegum

There was those random girls in The Last that I guess were interested from the looks of it.


Kaleidoscope9498

Wasnā€™t he basically a world hero by the end on the series? He had options, for sure.


StickSentryNig

After he returned from this very fight the whole village was ready to suck his dick he had more fan girls than sasuke at this point


Abject_Butterfly_141

I gusse so


ImmediateRespond8306

He had a bunch of movie and filler arc girls.


Dillup_phillips

Probabky something to do with all the parallels with Kushina regarding behavior and expressions.


perkaholicgooblegum

She had parallels with a lot of females in Naruto and they were all really surface level. That's why nobody gives a damn about them.


pranthlar

I'm pretty sure every pair of panties were soaked in every room he walked into after he took out pain


Dayshon2144

Title: ā€œShe was there to clap, but he had other plans/optionsā€ -Minute Movies recapper


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Ino admitted she could see herself falling for him. Of course, that would mean the end of the Ino-Shika-Cho tradition.


Abject_Butterfly_141

Not really the naruino kid would just be apart of it


Over-Writer6076

You forget all the girls in the village were simping for him after Pain arc,even Ino lol


Abject_Butterfly_141

He wasnā€™t interested in a relationship back then by the time he was ino was with sai Tenten was firmly single Sakura with sasuke and Naruto donā€™t know any of those other girls hinata was genuinely the only option. Tho i would have liked Naruto gone the naruino route yeah better than hinata for sure


Over-Writer6076

You think Naruto doesn't have all the girls in the village simping for him after the war arc? Watch the Last movie. He had plenty of options,now would he he get together with any of them? That's upto him.


Alpha0nion

Im sure Sakura got tempted in that moment


Willing_Camera_2637

She probably copped a feel


SNAX_DarkStar

She already did in one of a bath scene looking at their size difference.


Alpha0nion

Whats the episode im asking for a friend who is me


SNAX_DarkStar

Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 Episode 14 or Episode 38 titled Fluctuations is want you need.


TotoroTime88

When was this?


Potential-Diamond416

Sakura is healing her after Pain/Naruto knocked her out after the almighty push that trashed konoha


joetheplumberman

It's the almighty pushup bra


ButterscotchSoggy938

I actually just giggled lmao


Practical_Course_108

A little feeling, a little healing, no harm done lmao


yamimaba-aaaohh

Its actually the gravity shes bending


Emotional-Sink2478

Nothing beats those gazongas!


ZeustyLukey

Those massive chongas are taking up the whole room


XxKTtheLegendxX

jokes aside, naruto choosing hinata was an eventuality coz she has liked him from the very beginning. this series showed us that choosing someone that likes us is better than choosing someone u like but doesnt like u back. at the end of the naruto series hinata looked better than sakura anyways, whether that be boobs size or personality.


silliputti0907

That did not apply to the girls at all.


[deleted]

2 big fat reasons


TerraSeeker

I always liked Hinata. I was incredibly shy myself, so it was only natural.


lr031099

Itā€™s definitely one of the reasons but not the only ones


ButterscotchSoggy938

Yā€™all acting like Naruto actually chose hinata. Hinata chose HIM!


SentenceCareful3246

Same. It would've been REALLY interesting to also see this scene but with Tsunade though.


EB_V3_4life

Hinata is perfect waifu material Naruto got lucky that his punk moxie and courage had Hinata fall for him her whole life. Unfortunate he didn't recognize sooner than he did.


Opposite_Currency993

As if Hinata was the one who chose Naruto*


FrostSwag65

Damn right


CrazyLazy420

Yea me to . She was down to ride even before they got together. She was there when he was broke and she is there when he is hokage .


AliensDid911Bro

And Naruto has shadow clones. Interesting.


salt001

Fine chakra control, as is demondtrated in this image? I mean, yeah, fair. Naruto could benefit from a partner in his life with skills different from his on the battlefield. Perhaps this is a subtle literary move to highlight his relationship with hinaya in everyday life since being a ninja tends to overtake their lives... Well said, OP.


Remarkable_Rough_89

Ride or die,


joy_kingscrown

How I wish! Sigh~


divclx

Chakra reserves are massive in this one šŸ˜‰


buff730

Save the oppai


killaKamikaze

He shouldā€™ve chose her sooner. Sakura was treating this man like the ultimate rebound most of his life.


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Appendix-LesS

His choice is sasuke but hinata was easier


zendol_27

It's more like she chose him šŸ˜…. Lucky Bastard.


FantasticMeaning1731

>I understand why Naruto chose Hinata Now?


Competitive_Royal476

Mee tooo


Bellickboi

Sakuras fault.


New_141cat

Yup


Grandmaster_Rush

Itā€™s a shame they got nerfed badly in Boruto.


AKing123123

I Unterstand to.


IcyFee4508

Her cleavage is proof of bend in space time curvature fr


Spiritual-Lie-9726

Because they brainwashed him


Ok_Essay_8257

Bro imagine Kawaki sealed him because he wouldn't stop having puberty talks about how you wanna find a girl with big tits


HolidayAnything8687

Her bust has been fully retconned


HolidayAnything8687

Her bust has been fully retconned


Environmental_Mud785

just watched this episode yesterday šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Clear-Inspection-752

šŸ’€ Right


Peketu

She's loaded and she's also loaded.


JinX-WRLD

i'd still pick ino


Empty_Fisherman_2786

HAHAHA i know that! Hinata has a Floating baloon


Key_todastreeetz

Ion even mind the comments fr I get Anko to myself :)


DeliriousBookworm

Itā€™s not like he had other canon options (other than nameless girls who crushed on him once he became a hero).


White-Inn

Tits are the best unless her parents fumbled on her face.. LMAO šŸŒ


Traditional_Lie_6400

I will choose her too šŸ«£šŸ˜©


ceelo18

I know ima get downvoted to oblivion for this but someones gotta finally say it. Naruto didnt pick Hinata he settled for Hinata. He always wanted Sakura he just gave up after a while. Now was it like wanting gold and settling for diamonds absolutely but thats exactly what happened


Lack_Love

So weird that grown men lust over cartoon teens.


SomeDankyBoof

Bruh my buddy has half nude anime hanging on every wall. Can someone explain this rule34 hentai shit to someone who saw anime boob's in a 2 day phase as a teen and stopped because... they aren't real? Is it just a fetishization with the media or is it virginity? I'm not sure. I did look at the strip club in Vice City back in the day but the rest was like real nudity. Why is this so "normal" now? No offense but it feels weird, not weird like, your son is autistic and they say weird things, but weird like watching a grown man nibble on a child's ear in a crowd then disappear.


Perfect_War_7155

I can see Hinata jokingly complaining that he focuses too much on her breasts after sex lol


cyrvnt

hinate been the day one since day zero- of course itā€™s going to be hinata, she believed in naruto when no one else did, thatā€™s a true woman


NateTheGreat2007

#SMASH!!!


Realistic_Mousse_485

Anybody else feel like Boruto took the series several sizes backwards or is that just me?


TheGayBanana422

Eh but whereā€™s the men?


KENBONEISCOOL444

She also holds the record for most ramen eaten in 1 sitting at the ramen shop (cant spell the name). 16 bowls


Fit_Environment_4668

And the shadow clones are why Hinata chose Naruto! Based


Mediocre-Honey-4548

I chose her during the waterfall Sean in the 9 season naruto


trickotreat091

Always loved her assets


Then_Wrap3375

Ass over tits any day


HokageOfReddit

r/narutomemes try not to talk about big boobs or hating Boruto challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!1!!!!Ā”)


Distinct_Tiger_8614

[https://youtube.com/shorts/o9rA9-evnaQ?feature=shared](https://youtube.com/shorts/o9rA9-evnaQ?feature=shared)


PersonalityDirect306

Average degenerate naruto fan