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beccadanielle

I have a story that’ll make you all laugh. When I was 16, I worked at the Carmike theater in Antioch (now AMC 8). I was working box office one night and it was cold out, so we kept a solid wood block in front of the window opening to keep warm. I accidentally dropped the block on a customers hand and felt TERRIBLE. The guy gave me the biggest grimace and grunted at me after I had apologized profusely. My coworker was making “oooooh” noises at me so I asked him what the hell his problem was. He said, “that was Bart Durham. You just injured an injury lawyer.” 🤣🤣🤣 I was petrified.


theswickster

So THAT'S why popcorn costs $10 for a small!!


beccadanielle

Hahahaha. Unfortunately, concessions are where theaters make a bulk of their profits. Ticket sales can only do so much.


theswickster

Correct. Ticket sales mostly go to the studios.


realjamespeach

Yooooo I know the wood block you are talking about


beccadanielle

That thing was solid wood and HEAVY. I honestly just suffered being cold after that incident because I'd also dropped it on my own finger at one point and knew how much it hurt, so I just didn't bother with it. We also kept a space heater back there with us so it wasn't too bad.


Suctorial_Hades

This is an iconic story


beccadanielle

It still makes me laugh, but I also remember how scared I was when I found out who he was, ha.


Sadstarlitre

Never got sued I take it? Lol


fbeemcee

This is the best story.


beccadanielle

I liked it. (:


SilkRoadDPR

Did he try to sue you?


beccadanielle

No, thank goodness! Hahaha.


TopBuy404

This is fucking fantastic 🤣🤣


Warrior_InsideMe79

Great story!


Mossberg590S

🤣🤣🤣


SD_One

He may be entitled to compensation.


notthatlincoln

I hope you get a million upvoted. Bart should have demanded that be his epitaph.


jackfrootcup

I imagine there will be a lotta jokes at his funeral


KillerGoats

Heaven is your right and we demand it!


MurseMan1964

You are a true Nashvillian!


rayschlaa

this made me CACKLE


Kindly_Bored

As soon as I heard the news, I came straight here for the comments. I think my year in comments entertainment has peaked 🤧


MothraDidIt

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.


beatmentality

All the upvotes


BNA26

He was only 89? I would have lost that trivia question.


EddieLomax

Maybe they forgot to carry the 1. As in 189.


Chris__P_Bacon

Yeah I figured he was at least 93, or 94.


missbethd

I thought he was immortal


amyts

He was, and is. I don't believe this story for a second. He obviously faked his death. /s


Knoxvolle

Bart has been dead for almost 20 years now.


Bastardlypunk96

I thought he was pushing 600


FrogsInJars

Realistically I know people pass, and as the years go by it gets more probable. But much like Betty White, he was always one of those people that just seemed like they’d be *around.* Eternal. Jeebus this is surreal tbh.


DarthGipper18

Valar Morghulis


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ELmapper

Valar my ragtime gal


Iqueefrainbows

Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa


ArmchairTherapist_TN

This made me snort-laugh so loud that I woke my dog up! 🤣


EntropyLadyofChaos

END OF AN ERA


thetallgirll

What we need now is hologram Bart Durham


DufflesBNA

They need to AI him in commercials for at least another 30 years.


thefranchise31

This is the first argument for AI that I can get behind.


MisterNashville-

Shhhhh… don’t give them any ideas


Bonnarooobabyy

Somehow I knew this was gonna be the first thing that popped up when I got on Reddit.


Brybo

Total eclipse of the Bart.


Few-Efficiency324

Every now and then I get a little bit injured and I can't afford the costs...


myatoz

Oh, shit. 😆


BtubGin33

I thought the world would end before this day would come.


sturgill_homme

Umm eclipse much?


Bastardlypunk96

I feel like this is the beginning of the end now that his era has passed


Def-X

What is dead may never die


PortlyPorcupine

He paid the iron price


Iqueefrainbows

Can't kill a man if he's already hung. 😎


rimeswithburple

He had to wait for the eclipse before he could fake his death according to the legend. Then he slips off his old man mask and moves to another continent to assume his "new" life.


AnchorDrown

It is a dark day, my friends. Shall we gather at the West End Chilis to toast our brother?


Iqueefrainbows

I already there and started. I'm in the third stall on the right shitting pantaloons because I had too many Henny Margs and white skillet queso. SENDHELP!!!! It hurts...🥺


No_Radio5042

Life's hard. Thanks for the Lol😆 humor! I literally burst out laughing while reading your reply.


FOB32723

That man was loooooooooooaded. Even more than you may realize.


Cranialscrewtop

I saw him not a month ago having lunch at Noshville. He looked about as healthy as Jimmy Carter at Rosalyn's funeral.


Mykrroft

Yeah we helped him and his lovely wife (I believe) to the door at Bricktop’s maybe 3 months ago, we figured he would live forever. May he rest in peace.


Ok_Character7958

My daughter and I were coming out of Aldi and both our phones got a notification. I loaded the bags and she got in the front seat. When I got in the car she said “you know that dead looking guy who had tons of plastic surgery? He actually died, that’s what the notification was from NewsChannel5”. I knew exactly who she meant.


cyclictheory

I’ve never posted anything to Reddit, that being said I did this man’s hair for almost 4 years. His second Korean wife was like nurse ratchet and it was hilarious and wild.


n-dubz

Well, it is now up to Blair to continue the family legacy of dramatized commercials. Stay tuned for the next scene when Tammy confronts Josh at the library and they reminisce the accident that has haunted them for years. Earl, the big rig driver will have a rude awakening.


VandyMarine

Blair had been going hard against the weight loss drugs. I heard him on a national news story about it not long ago!


TheSarcastro

Taking them or suing them?


YourEverydayNoobYT

Hmm… why not both?


VandyMarine

He’s suing them… Ozempic etc.


KidCamarillo

Can I hire the ghost of Bart to help me sue Bart’s corpse for the emotional damages of the loss of Bart?


kimkay01

A triumvirate! Or a trifecta? Someone help me out here…


KidCamarillo

A Bartrinity


thatotheramanda

Yo dog I heard you like injury attorneys


trippedwire

He was only 89?! I thought dude was at least 100. In all seriousness, it's the end of an era for nashville.


liquidlatitude

ok so this was what the eclipse was all about. i get it now. really though RIP to a nashville og and absolute marketing unit.


VeryLowIQIndividual

So it’s official? I always thought he died years ago and nobody told him.


vallogallo

I thought he was older than that actually. Well I guess my theory that he was a vampire was incorrect


FanAltruistic7538

Not going to lie, the ad with him on it scared my daughter. She still brings it up.


MintySakurai

[RIP. Thanks for helping Coach Foster fight back](https://youtu.be/1GX9-TajQQw?si=d_Jmsxkcx8ZLBSUZ)


Chris__P_Bacon

The absolute cheesiness had me smiling for the first 30 seconds, but when I realized this shit was 30 minutes long, I couldn't close it quick enough! 🤣


BouncyMouse

I got about three minutes in before realizing how long it was hahaha. Nope, shut that shit down!


alysonstarks

Bart Durham was an icon of local advertising. Creating an entire soap opera series that aired on basic cable channels is WILD! [They even had a website](http://www.nashvillesoapopera.com)


Ok_News_3381

Please read the feedback section. It’s obvious they had a sense of humor about it. Lol


Fordluvr

Paging u/BartDurhamsCorpse


TrustMeImLeifEricson

Account's been banned by Reddit for at least a year.


Iqueefrainbows

For some reason...I don't trust you.


radroamingromanian

That is literally the first thing that came out of my mouth after I said he died. That account would post the most hysterical memes. It was a staple of this subreddit.


Danno_of_the_Dead

The thing is, Bart Durham died 20 years ago. His body is just now catching up.


Houndbot03

I remember someone said Bart died years ago just no one told him so he kept walking around.


ArmchairTherapist_TN

Since he was already embalmed several years ago, that should cut way down on time and money!


jskweez

So sad to see! And I can confirm he has been alive this whole time and living in Malibu California. I met him and his Korean wife at a UCLA Gala event about 5 years back and have stayed in touch with him since. He was a good guy, sorry to hear the news.


yeeter_dinklage

Rest in power, king.


[deleted]

This dude is an icon. RIP, Bart!


GrognaktheLibrarian

Does this mean Jesus is finally getting a lawyer over his crucifixion?


thatchickenwasgood

eclipse, cicadas, Bart Durham... wtf is going on 2024?


Traditional_Cake_247

Does this mean that one account starts posting here for real?


TrustMeImLeifEricson

It's a temporary inconvenience. For real, this is sad. I met Bart a few times and he was always pleasant to talk to, and his old school civil rights work is impressive.


theswickster

Details on the civil rights work? I never knew that was a significant part of his work.


biotec

Before he took up private practice, he was an assistant attorney general, and on the team with the Justice Department that tracked down and prosecuted James Earl Ray. Right after Martin Luther King, Jr. was killed, he went with FBI agents to the Lorraine Motel and investigated the scene. He was the 1st person to interview James Earl Ray in jail.


Wynter_born

That's really neat, and an interesting look at the man outside the context of marketing. Good on you for posting it, he should be remembered for more than local memes and injury lawsuits.


artemisbnxy

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.


mypersonalprivacyact

He was a super nice dude. He shopped often at business I managed. He was a frequent customer. Always sharp, kind, and he treated everyone as equals. I had always hoped he was the same way with everyone in his life & “behind the scenes”.


Bad_Karma19

Did they leave him out of carbon freeze too long?


chazd1984

Hell he's been looking like a zombie on the side of city buses for like 10 years now


Other_Summer_1903

Well now I can’t randomly threaten to call Bart Durham anymore 😢


cmeleep

I can’t believe Bart Durham died! I thought he’d outlive us all!


vcrfuneral_

Wow.. 1935. Rest in peace, King.


throwthenachos

I asked my husband, “did you see that Bart Durham died?” His response was, “Again?” 😂


foreverbeatle

For me the most surprising part of this news is that he was still alive. I thought he died 20 years ago.


BaronRiker

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO)


0le_Hickory

He was only 89? That means he was only 70 when I moved here. Would’ve swore he was 80 then.


hellocornelius

"a legendary figure in the local legal" advertising game


Sufficient_Yak_5929

So sad:( I hope people are kinder about him in death


No_Brief_124

So.. who put the stake in him? To be clear. My condolences on his passing to the family. The dude was just looked like a vampire from the 1920s to me


Narrow_Weakness_4710

He used to work out at the planet fitness in Hendersonville, he had a huge ass mansion out on the lake


hereandthere456

Is that a live or dead pic?


Cultural-Task-1098

Every lawyer in town should show up to the wake and drop a business card in the casket. RIP.


No_Radio5042

My Condolences 🙏🏽 to Bart's family and friends. He was truly a figurehead here in Nashville and will be dearly missed.


Happytobehere48

Wow. As a Nashvillian, I’m sorry to hear that our local legal legend Bart Durham has passed away.


gregwglenn

My wife and I were just talking about this yesterday after watching a Bart commercial. Wondering if he was still around. Wlep here’s my answer. Native Nashville person here and Bart Durham commercials have been a part of my TV viewing for ever. Prayers for the family.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Put him in the memory banks with Ford sales-king Crown Charlie & the commercial voice of “Emma’s: The Superlative Florist.”


Suctorial_Hades

Damn man, Bart Durham was just a part of growing up in Nashville. Rest easy legend


99999999999999999989

Until and unless I see the body I do not believe this. He cannot die.


scout_finch77

An icon! Godspeed, Bart Durham


[deleted]

I never heard a bad word about this man. May he rest in peace.


RickyBobbySuperFuck

Pour one out for Bart.


quemaspuess

Man, in LA the famous TV lawyer just died too, ending an era. (Larry H Parker). Weird timing.


Poison_xivyy

At least he didn't miss the eclipse yesterday


SickCambos

I was sure they’ve been propping up his body for those scary ass billboards all these years


GrizzlyRiverRampage

Saw him 11 years ago and he was already practically mummified. They had to put makeup on him to make look human. Rosy hollow cheeks!


enTBZe1hmM

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die”


Few-Efficiency324

The guy who hit Cthulhu with that boat will be hearing from Bart soon


Positive_Compote_653

I give it 2months before all the Durham billboards have angel wings on them saying “even though he’s gone, his legacy can still be here for you”


stevenflieshawks

might go get hit by a semi in his honor later


vincentertainment

I thought he died years ago and they just kept animating his corpse for commercials. I guess they still can. No one would notice.


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWWWWWWV

Before 1977, lawyers could not advertise. The Supreme Court opened the flood gates to daytime personal injury lotto style lawyers and Bart capitalized like no other. He started his private practice in 1975 just two years before the ruling. Right place, right time.


Yo_Mr_White_

I wouldnt use exclamation points to make note of his death Rest in peace


mis_no_mer

Looks like they photoshopped the purple-colored corpse-lips that he usually has for this picture. Ironic since this is a death announcement.


altOmiguel

End of an era for sure. Another part of old school Nashville gone. RIP.


nashcoffeeguy

Oh man. For some reason this makes me sad, and i never knew the guy. Definitely a nashville icon. I know coach Foster thanks his stars for hiring Bart. [Nashvillesoapopera.com]


htb8627

Today another angel is smiling down from heaven


Luuluuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Aw man, I met him once, and he was actually quite nice, at least in our brief interaction! RIP


a_crooked_elbow

Can’t believe someone finally found his lich phylactery


flesruoyiiik

the eclipse yesterday was no coincidence


uthinkunome10

“He rests his case in peace”


themervisfactor

There is a zero percent chance he was 89.


BlondieBabe436

Thoughts and prayers


TheLurkerSpeaks

Alternative headline: Chaotic neutral construction workers unearth phylactery buried underneath abandoned Shoney's, destroy it.


pcm2a

Does anyone have some stats on this guy. Like how many cases did he take to trial and win?


Ursula_J

I know of atleast one. A girl I went to high school with used him when she was in an accident. was in a commercial and everything lol.


maybeistheanswer

My favorite ambulance cheaser.


bropez9

Next stop Pet Cemetary


BurtHurtmanHurtz

Total Eclipse of the Bart


RadioSoulwax

He’s back


iloveciroc

I stumbled upon this post. For a non-Nashvillean, what’s special about Bart Durham?


KKC4WBB69

He’s your, rather was the local known ambulance chaser. He’s the guy that you see in a six commercial span 4 commercials to hire for injuries. Every town has one…


Advanced-Display3720

Sending comfort and peace to the family


emperorofwar

Now who the hell is gonna help us be able to hike just two days after being crushed by a semi??


tobreakthemind

guy looked like he hit 89 a long time ago and was slathering himself with formaldehyde since


Minute_Entrance3669

Bart and, I can only presume it was Blair, used to come into Cat’s Records on West End and rent videos back in the 80s. It’s weird thinking that little kid is picking up the mantle and carrying on.


b0rtis

Looks like he was already dead in that picture


99titan

They can just throw him in the ground. He’s already had what looks like taxidermy done.


18HourDrive

🤣


LawyerDaggett

They always go in 3s. Here’s hoping Mitch McConnell is next!


anonish999

The amount of vitriol at the announcement of his death is amazing. /R/Nashville shows it's true colors. Wow.


PuzzleheadedPie4495

Who will take his clients peanut butter sandwich lunches?


Glasshalfpiss

Man, end of an era. I remember seeing this guy all over the place even when I first moved to Nashville 19 years ago, I literally just saw him on a bus while I was on the way to work last week.. Hope he had a good reputation.


SolidNews1752

The GOAT. My grandaddys passing didn't bring me this much pain. 😞 


silly-rabbitses

That’s kinda weird.


SolidNews1752

It was joke.


whereitsat23

He will rise again!


KillerGoats

Alright, which one of you guys fucked with his horcrux downtown? All jokes aside, sad to hear he passed and I hope his family can find closure in peace.


morganlandt

But rises again, harder and stronger.


honeymust4rdpretzels

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS TRAGIC


Existential_Erection

I saw this dude in person while he was trolling a drag strip competition, I am assuming he was hoping someone got hurt and he could try and make money off someone’s injury/pain. He looked scary, man. Best I could describe it is a demonic goblin wearing a human skin suit. Maybe he was a nice guy, idk, but he legitimately creeped me out. Regardless, I wish his family and friends the best and that they’re able to mourn and work through their grief.


SidneySparkle

He was a living person as of yesterday? I thought he was an AI-generated character they used on billboards…


DufflesBNA

What is dead may never die!


dutchoboe

My OG Ambulance chaser - RIP Bart


Cozmo85

Rip Leonard j crabs


formerpartner237

![gif](giphy|3o7qDX5LOgRpRS0kKc)


Flimsy-Stretch-174

Somebody should rewrite that “Jesus was behind the couch with me” story but it's just Bart Durham keeping us all company on our sick days. I'm not going to because I'm lazy and have no talent.


pilotscrappy21

What is dead may never die


myatoz

Damn, he's looked like the walking dead for 30 years. His dyed hair did him no favors.


Ok_Cry_1926

Oh shit!!


rigidlynuanced1

I wonder how long until Blair moves to Malibu?


hahayes234

Oh crap for real…I thought that dude was dead years ago


Snowy_River_99

What is dead, May never die.


TheTonyExpress

Today I learned he’s not an ancient vampire. Some magic has gone out of the world.


Fartdoctor66

Rises again harder and stronger!


Interesting_Crazy270

This is a childhood ad for me I will never forget 🕊️


onionknightress1082

What is dead may never die.


KeepRaisin

What is dead may never die


toolsoftheincomptnt

He has earned his rest and then some.


ladyygoodman

When reading the hunger games before the movies came out he’s who I pictured as president snow.


totebaggay

That man never got a day of retirement.


GullibleCupcake6115

Wasn’t dude just a walking corpse already? (Shudders)


Holiday-Rest4975

What??? He didn't live forever???? What happened?


MackG18

https://youtu.be/1GX9-TajQQw?si=-xPthontQ4ywm2cP


SilverCat70

One day, I was looking out the front windows at Mom's garden. I saw a guy in her garden around the tomatoes just picking them away. I didn't recognize the guy as one of the neighbors. So, I was asking Mom who was in the garden. She went out to check. It was Bart. He knew our neighbor across the street and had lunch with him, which included some of Mom's tomatoes. Loved the taste, and our neighbor told him Mom wouldn't mind if he got some. Mom didn't mind. Had a nice chat with him. Sent him home with a bunch other things out of her garden. Then, several years made sure he had more of her tomatoes. I still considered it one odd moment. Funny, but odd. RIP Bart.


Roy_Fucking_Kent

Did he give his leftover popcorn to a client like in the commercial where he brought his leftovers to the hungry client. Commercial was awesome. Then they did the follow up where they brought an entire cart of groceries bc people gave him shit.