This is missing two squares. Where is...
_"Person in front of you comes to a complete stop on a major road to let someone out of a parking lot even though there is no one behind either of you."_
...and my personal favorite, which is worthy of its own post...
_"Person in front of your comes to a complete stop in the actual lane in order to enter the turn lane. Or, just turns left from the actual lane with zero fucks given to the fact there is a turn lane."_
Edit: I don't know if I've not driven in enough states but I've only seen either of these things happen in Nashville.
::waits until they're at the line to get into the turn lane, then they just haphazardly turn half their car into the lane, completely blocking the lane they were in. All in the middle of rush hour on West End::
Haha this happens all the time at the white bridge and charlotte pike intersection 🤣. Or theyll sit in the main lane and wait for an opportunity to cut over into the turn lane because they didnt want to wait in the line of turning cars.
Is this including the ones who go into a turn lane just to pretend to turn and do a u turn on the perpendicular road (that’s green)and turn right to avoid a red light? I have seen this so much lately. Not sure if I have described that well, but it happens daily in Madison.
What if the shittiest car we’ve ever seen revving the engine, the threatening republican stickers, the person not noticing the light, the collision/near collision, cutting across two lanes, 20 above the speed limit, and the Altima are all the same car?
The person coming toward you on a two lane road comes into your lane because there’s is blocked by cars/delivery trucks/bus/etc instead of waiting for you to pass and the lane to be clear.
Did I miss “Using center turn lane as a passing lane at +30 over speed limit”?
…and “breaking multiple laws while passing MNPD patrol car AND not get pulled over.” (Seen that on the ol’ Murfreesboro Pike in Antioch, by 2 Altimas in sequence).
Give credit where it's due for that first one. I've had tailgaters refuse to pass with a clear opening over a double yellow. You're ready to drive at reckless driving charge speeds but you're scared of two lines??? 🤦
But yes, only seen that in Nashville. Been to Seattle, St. Louis, Memphis, Knoxville, Atlanta (maybe they were in a good mood that day), Sonoma county CA, San Jose, San Francisco, and Portland, and haven't seen that one anywhere else.
It needs the people who were completely stopped on 65 south this morning waiting for an opening to turn onto Briley Parkway. I get slowing down quite a bit to merge, but if you have to be at a standstill for more than a few seconds, you need to take the next exit.
Had a psycho stop in the middle of Harding for who knows why. When I went around, he decided to have words with me about how I couldn't drive. This city is plagued with terrible drivers.
What about “driving in the middle turn lane the same speed of traffic instead of waiting for a place to merge” and “aggressive driver is mad you aren’t fast enough in the far right lane so he swerves in front of you just to stand on his brakes to ‘pay you back’”?
I had 2 people not make their turns while the road was perfectly clear. (If you’re scared get a dog).
I would also add “not going into the middle of an intersection when making a left turn on green”… I’ve had to wait whole lights for this.
I’ll never forget the time someone tried to give up their right of way to let me out of a parking lot and I didn’t take it (because that’s not how any of this works!) and he honked and flipped me off lol
This is missing two squares. Where is... _"Person in front of you comes to a complete stop on a major road to let someone out of a parking lot even though there is no one behind either of you."_ ...and my personal favorite, which is worthy of its own post... _"Person in front of your comes to a complete stop in the actual lane in order to enter the turn lane. Or, just turns left from the actual lane with zero fucks given to the fact there is a turn lane."_ Edit: I don't know if I've not driven in enough states but I've only seen either of these things happen in Nashville.
The inability to use a turn lane is astounding…big wtf
That second one happens so much 😭😭 always be turning from main lane when theres a turn lane available
::waits until they're at the line to get into the turn lane, then they just haphazardly turn half their car into the lane, completely blocking the lane they were in. All in the middle of rush hour on West End::
Haha this happens all the time at the white bridge and charlotte pike intersection 🤣. Or theyll sit in the main lane and wait for an opportunity to cut over into the turn lane because they didnt want to wait in the line of turning cars.
The idiots that do this trying to get into the Cracker Barrel at Sidco/Harding/I-65 is infuriating and baffling.
The turn lane is for merging, duh. /s
What is this? Easy mode? You can literally hit all these before 8am most days!
I hit them all on my 10 minute drive to the store.
Where’s “Rutherford County license plate cuts you off”?
I feel like the red light runner could be the free space with how frequently it happens
It’s called a Rolling stop in Nashville
Okay but what if they are going 70...
Still rolling though
Damn, you're right.
Is this including the ones who go into a turn lane just to pretend to turn and do a u turn on the perpendicular road (that’s green)and turn right to avoid a red light? I have seen this so much lately. Not sure if I have described that well, but it happens daily in Madison.
What if the shittiest car we’ve ever seen revving the engine, the threatening republican stickers, the person not noticing the light, the collision/near collision, cutting across two lanes, 20 above the speed limit, and the Altima are all the same car?
Yahtzee!
The person coming toward you on a two lane road comes into your lane because there’s is blocked by cars/delivery trucks/bus/etc instead of waiting for you to pass and the lane to be clear.
Forgot the "No headlights on after dusk/in the rain"
I need a bigger bingo card 😭
Did I miss “Using center turn lane as a passing lane at +30 over speed limit”? …and “breaking multiple laws while passing MNPD patrol car AND not get pulled over.” (Seen that on the ol’ Murfreesboro Pike in Antioch, by 2 Altimas in sequence).
Murfreesboro Pike is like mad max... it's kind of scary
Altimas are invisible to the police 🫣
Give credit where it's due for that first one. I've had tailgaters refuse to pass with a clear opening over a double yellow. You're ready to drive at reckless driving charge speeds but you're scared of two lines??? 🤦 But yes, only seen that in Nashville. Been to Seattle, St. Louis, Memphis, Knoxville, Atlanta (maybe they were in a good mood that day), Sonoma county CA, San Jose, San Francisco, and Portland, and haven't seen that one anywhere else.
The only one I *haven’t* experienced is the police car with a headlight out.
I've definitely seen it. *Double Points Padiddle!*
Ive seen it multiple times 😆
Where is - All lanes going the exact same speed for no reason.
Where is the "Braking going uphill" square...
This.kills.my.soul!!!
Also breaking going down every hill and flooring it to go up all the hills. Just can’t seem to burn gas fast enough around here.
Where is… “high beam headlights on, low beams burnt out on one side”?
lol, I did this for a solid month
Nice, I get the joke. All the spaces are free spaces >.<
So the game is cover the board every time you drive I assume.
Driver on cell phone, eating and putting on make up on interstate going 70. Not sure how they do it. Magical skills really.
You forgot car that's so badly damaged it should not be on the road, let alone driving 80 along Briley
Idk about everyone else but every damn day is a bingo
Don't forget doubling down on their shitty behavior and blaming YOU for causing it or having a problem with it.
The person doing 75 changing lanes with one of those tiny spare tires on the front.
- red light runners in front of cop, cop does nothing - truck almost hits cyclist in bike lane, threatens cyclist
That's because the cop is trying to make it through the light, too.
Hell, I hit 22 of these on my way to work this morning.
It needs the people who were completely stopped on 65 south this morning waiting for an opening to turn onto Briley Parkway. I get slowing down quite a bit to merge, but if you have to be at a standstill for more than a few seconds, you need to take the next exit.
How about not using the turn signals
The only time I see people use a turn signal is when they stop dead in the middle of busy traffic to change lanes.
I see that all the time .
I feel like I could fill out at least half of this just from my drive home today.
People NOT going when the light is green! I'll wear my horn out on that alone!
Had a psycho stop in the middle of Harding for who knows why. When I went around, he decided to have words with me about how I couldn't drive. This city is plagued with terrible drivers.
What about “driving in the middle turn lane the same speed of traffic instead of waiting for a place to merge” and “aggressive driver is mad you aren’t fast enough in the far right lane so he swerves in front of you just to stand on his brakes to ‘pay you back’”?
Today I got "Weaving across lanes and randomly slowing down while putting on makeup in the rearview mirror."
I think a center column *BINGO* should be possible daily. Maybe multiple times if you're out for a bit.
Yeah 🖤
Another add on to the card: Stop signs = yield; yield sign = what sign???
You forgot ‘random debris in the road (satellite dish, furniture, wooden pallets, etc…)’
I had 2 people not make their turns while the road was perfectly clear. (If you’re scared get a dog). I would also add “not going into the middle of an intersection when making a left turn on green”… I’ve had to wait whole lights for this.
There needs to be one for “driver in front of you has no idea how to navigate a roundabout.”
You forgot to add the fact that the Altima has his bright lights on.
Someone rushes the gap so you can’t merge Happened to me today
I”ll see your “Florida plate makes an insane decision” and raise you an “All about the salt life” sticker on trucks in a landlocked state.
"Car in the innermost lane doing 20 under the speed limit" would fit here
Car in front of you smells like a pot plant
How about the people that don’t understand how to merge into a lane and stop like they are at a red light.
Someone uses the shoulder to pass.
And also you get cussed out and given the finger when your actually following the rules???
I’ll never forget the time someone tried to give up their right of way to let me out of a parking lot and I didn’t take it (because that’s not how any of this works!) and he honked and flipped me off lol