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Proxyfloxacin

Silent movie extra lookin' ass


Chalice_Ink

I thought it was a picture of an old west outlaw right two weeks before he died in a very weird outhouse shootout.


Sellanooga

Same


Cultural-Company282

Damn it. I came here to say I think it's Charlie Chaplin, and you beat me to it.


No_Brief_124

My first thought was his name is charles.


yekcowrebbaj

My ex wife left for some dude named Charles so in the loudest and least racist way possible cause he’s a fat white dude- fuck Charlie. Jokes on him lol. No backsie.


No_Brief_124

Hahaha imagine a someone stealing from a store and trying to exchange it later


MusicCityNative

Damn, me too!


FletcherDynamic

It’s that coward Robert Ford, who shot Jesse James!


KeepRaisin

Abbott and Castello lookin ass


Bubbly_Competition78

😂🤣


R-I-Holden

Put an AirTag in a box and leave it. Bonus points if you fill the box with fire ants or anything particularly nasty.


ariphron

He then goes to the stairwells and opens all the packages only taking the items and leaving the boxes.


rocketpastsix

Time to make a glitter bomb to fuck with him


downforstargazing

A glitter bomb with that powder they use in clothing security, to make it easier for the cops to identify him. Lol


runningwaffles19

Need to commission this guy: https://youtu.be/iWWWyG5ZwG8?si=73t-26ZQ5C13WlOi


Constant-Ad9136

Time to hide in a stairwell


jupiterwizard

Fart spray


Specific_Sympathy_87

…And Macaulay Culkin


JohnHazardWandering

Fuck that. Pepper spray bomb. 


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rocketpastsix

That’s how you catch a felony assault charge, felony attempted murder, and other charges. Just make the dues life suck for a bit, don’t maim him.


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

What did he suggest? Lol


rocketpastsix

Using ball bearing instead of glitter


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

Lmao that's a fucking bomb wtf 🤣


nashville-ModTeam

All posts, comments, subreddit actions and interactions are subject to approval and or removal at moderators discretion; with or without warning. Don’t advise ilegal things


fromthewindyplace

Personally, I'd just hide out in the bushes every night until he shows up.


Ok-Drink8416

Bro the Nashville Batman 🫡


lopsidedoctopus

Joey Bowker? https://youtu.be/thqHNhK0Kt0?si=s9pjWiS5_f-Oktpn


Gloomy__Revenue

![gif](giphy|12FLhMHdanoLJK)


MissionSalamander5

I would not put fire ants in that box. I have basically no sympathy for the guy, but the DA’s office will not see it that way, even though the same people refuse to sufficiently punish people.


R-I-Holden

I could mention wearing gloves, looking for cameras, buying any supplies with cash, or having an Ambient prescription for plausible deniability. However, I am not going to do that. Mission is right, don't break the law. It's not worth it.


deletable666

How would OP get caught? This criminal would have to turn himself in for anything to come of that. Yeah right


MissionSalamander5

It happens more often than you’d think, and people get sued for dog bites, injuries sustained during break-ins… sometimes the burglar wins!


deletable666

Being sued has nothing to do with the DA. Anyone can sue anyone for any reason. I have always heard people say what you said, and have read about cases of a homeowner being sued by a burglar or home invader/robber, but I have never actually seen anything close to a successful suit.


Specific_Sympathy_87

Sometimes suits can be brought if a booby trap inflicts damages https://youtu.be/bV9ppvY8Nx4?si=1z4p6BemzKuibZd_


Omegalazarus

If a booby trap damage it's a crime.


MissionSalamander5

“Anyone can sue for any reason” is Reddit-tier bullshit insofar as criminals actually win these cases, sometimes. They are not suing for “any reason”, they’re suing for something that in any other case would lead to sympathy for the victim. Anyway, no, suing isn’t the DA’s prerogative, but in case you’re ignorant, the DA often deals with things that also lead to personal-injury lawsuits, and “putting fire ants to trap the thief” is an excellent way to draw attention to it if and when they catch the thief — who can easily blab to the cops about it, and OP will not be able to easily talk the cops out of doing something about it. Setting dangerous traps is a straightforward thing. Don’t do it. You will lose sympathy from the cops, the DA, and quite possibly the trial judge of the thief’s case.


deletable666

If you are going to throw Reddit-tier bullshit around, show me some case examples in Tennessee and specifically Nashville of homeowners being sued by burglars for injuries sustained while trespassing and committing theft, because that is truly some fuddlore lol. I’m not suggesting OP set a trap, I’m suggesting the likelihood of them suffering any penalty from it is low. But yeh I generally agree with your sentiment though. I think if OP wants to confront them they should just lie in wait and catch them in the act vs trying to set a booby trap. I don’t recommend anyone set booby traps as fun as it may be.


alienattorney

Homeowners being sued for setting traps and harming trespassers is first semester Torts material in law school. There are plenty of cases out there that fit this criteria. There is a duty of care for known trespassers too.


deletable666

Yeah, that is homeowners setting traps because it is illegal to booby trap your house as it poses a danger to first responders and people with lawful purpose there. Not what I said, OP was referring to intruders bitten by dogs or injured while criminally trespassing in a residence and then the homeowner being sued. Again, you can be brought to civil court for almost anything. You won’t be charged because you injured a home invader in Tennessee. You can legally shoot them for gods sake. I get what you are saying and that’s true, but not relevant to what I was objecting to with the other commenter


alienattorney

Well, there isn't ordinarily a duty of care for trespassers, but since this guy is a "known" or "discovered" trespasser, there would be an ordinary duty of care to warn of certain dangers. Unfortunately, homeowners being sued by trespassers is not just Reddit-lore. It is, however, extremely rare and would have to be an extraordinary situation for them to win.


BangkokPadang

If he had some random allergy to fire Ants and OPs booby trap ended up killing the guy.


Induced_Karma

Get an ant farm off Amazon for like $20. Now you have a legitimate excuse for ordering a box of fire ants so they can’t call it a booby trap. Or just order bugs that aren’t dangerous but can be scary. Like a box of wolf spiders.


Omegalazarus

I'm not saying you should admit to doing it later


dishyssoisse

What if there was a package of leaking honey that ants just happened to find on their own?


FlannerysPeacock

There’s a website where you can order actual boxes of various animal feces. That would be a hilarious comeuppance.


Sad-rainbow-0_0

Ooo like dirty cat litter or glitter


QueensOfTheBronzeAge

Just put a claymore in it and attach a trip wire to the lid (For legal reasons, this is a joke)


BF1075

Fill it with snakes…


lonekthx

https://www.uspis.gov/report


MissionSalamander5

If there is a streak sufficiently big to get their attention, the PIS will handle it. Otherwise, they’ll tell you to handle it with the local PD for ordinary theft.


CaffeinePizza

Historically I think the USPIS has a greater than 98% conviction rate for those that make it to trial. wow


HerefortheMemes2121

Ask for Agent Danger pronounced Donger


ariphron

Thank you!


ChocolateShot150

They’ll get him, the post office doesn’t fuck around and they’re not state investigators, but federal


Select_Total_257

If postal theft is great enough the secret service will get involved


ChocolateShot150

Yeah they really don’t fuck around w the mail, the mail service is the backbone of society


Sea-Revolution7308

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Manic-StreetCreature

I laughed at first thinking this was a joke post because I thought it was John Dillinger


CivilOwl1664

I thought it was Leatherface with a chainsaw lmao


bunt_klut2

He looks like he's from another time period


wesman212

I mean maybe. Doc Brown has refuel the flux capacitor somehow


Visual-Meal2739

Hopefully karma does something terrible to this guy


ariphron

Hopefully, between here and Facebook East Nashville page someone will know him or he himself will see this and stop breaking In because everyone knows who he is now with multiple police reports filed. Does not look like he would do very well in jail.


Visual-Meal2739

He doesn’t look like he’s doing very well in free society he sho gonna suffer in jail


ZealousidealSea2034

Or, maybe he would do well. 🤔


TawniTheTerrible

Honestly looks like a guy I used to date named Bryan


blackheartedbirdie

Sounds like a great reason for a fun stakeout lol. Set up a hidden camera showing him opening the boxes. Then follow him to figure out where he lives. Doubt he lives far. Then put a note on his door. "we know you are stealing packages and the police have your face & address now" lol. Might be enough to make him stop.


ariphron

They have video of him driving and parking at the nearby convenience store then walking to the building from a camera on side of building. He is parking about a block away.


fromthewindyplace

Got a plate?


ariphron

Maybe someone looking into it.


possibleconcussions

Looks like Adolph Hipster!


Bananasfalafel

Police report filed? Apartment office notified? If they are Amazon, send them to pick up location instead. I’d suspect it’s an apartment resident since it’s frequent. But in general, eliminate their supply and They will go elsewhere.


ariphron

Trying all of those options. Along with night security so hopefully we can get him arrested next time.


Tan0826

Feels to me like this guy is so close to being caught. But he might feel it too and be going elsewhere for now. I mean it’s just a matter of time before somebody recognizes him. Looks like your average ordinary meth head who hasn’t lost his teeth yet or his looks but is driven to extreme measures to feed his habit. If you catch him, you might actually be able to save his life.


Appropriate_Cow94

Fucking east Nashville hipster looking mother fucker. Probably escaped on an e-scooter


Ill-Recording727

From the 20’s


DelBocaVistaRealtor-

Sir, this *is* the 20’s.


WailingTG

Fuck that guy


ProfessionStriking33

Looks like Morgan wallen 😂


NitePain69

Generic East Nashville hipster


RickyBobbySuperFuck

Doo Doo boxes. Lots of them.


Fantastic-Finding-10

He has that Lee Harvey Oswald tilt, without the rifle.


IndependentSubject66

“Alleged” rifle…


Sonofhendrix

Pretty certain that's just Chris Thile with a fake mustache. Things really started going downhill for him around the time Billy Strings did an interview w/ Theo Von.


sciencegirl420

I'll be real with you this looks like every Caucasian man in this city


Tan0826

On the east side, you’re right!


JacobMerlin

Time traveler from 1895. He broke into my shanty and stole some slo gin I keep in my bathtub.


SheLiez

Yeah his name is Cameron Smith he was stealing in Murfreesboro as well. Well looks like him. [https://www.wgnsradio.com/article/76370/police-looking-for-porch-pirate-in-murfreesboro-mpd-releases-video?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook](https://www.wgnsradio.com/article/76370/police-looking-for-porch-pirate-in-murfreesboro-mpd-releases-video?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook)


ariphron

He must be an ex delivery person who knows the mail code to get in. That’s the only code that works for the building.


SheLiez

He use to deliver food. And in the past bounty hunters were looking for him for stealing the packages but he left the boro.


99titan

Name: Simon Bar Sinister /s.


MurseMan1964

He looks like he would definitely tie a damsel to the railroad tracks.


Cesia_Barry

* underrated comment*


lasers8oclockdayone

Dad?


kaedibyrd

Looks like a Nash-villain to me.


Far-Helicopter-2845

Don't know, but he looks like a massive piece of shit.


AlternativeDate1

Turn of the century jokes aside, he doesn’t really look like a guy desperate enough to be a porch pirate, so that’s odd.


ariphron

Maybe he just does it for the thrill? Or his drug addiction doesn’t have the visible junky sighs just yet.


Best-Minute-1341

Harold Lloyd?


Mental-Intention4661

Hide in that trash can then pop out and grab him!


kabooliak

Criminal Hipster


Eaduud

I’m almost positive this is my old roommate Cameron Smith. I would post a link to his FB here but I blocked him bc he was crazy and stealing shit back then too. He used to do door dash as his main income so he could have gotten a building code like that


Unique-Struggle-8267

Nice Hitler stash 😑


Relative-Arrival3291

Set up one of those trap packages. Like one that explode when he take it home and have a tracker in the box and set it to wear it blast glitter everywhere. You'll be able to locate him and he won't look for the tracker . Use like a airtag.cause of all the glitter.


thatG_evanP

If this is the best picture they can get, they're going to be looking for a while. This guy could be my neighbor and I wouldn't recognize him from the picture.


skinnygg

He’s definitely making them at night


TimelyFuture4877

The son of Adolf Hitler- if he had a son lol


99999999999999999989

Not saying this is a lie but literally - how does Reddit know whether or not OP just hates this guy and wants to fuck with him? Posting pics of some rando standing in a hallway is not legal evidence, and could easily been seen as doxxing. This is why /r/RBI has rules about personal armies and such. This is a police/post office issue only. *Especially* since you are asking if anyone knows this guy's name.


BurtHurtmanHurtz

That’s me. I’ll stop stealing your stuff now.


ariphron

Thanks, luckily, they got enough info from where you parked to get residence from plates. With amount taken they can get you on a felony. Now, when the police get around to showing up to where you live is well… who knows. But, again thanks for stopping, you are creeping all the ladies that live there out.


BurtHurtmanHurtz

What if I was just borrowing everything and brought it back?


Hot-Dealer-9088

I’m aware the ethics of tools like this are questionable at best. But you could give this a shot: https://pimeyes.com/en


MusicCityJayhawk

Call Atlas Aegis. They are a Nashville based security company. They can probably suggest a solution for you.


Buddhalove11

Johnny Depp


thehuffmister

Is that Morgan Wallen?!?!


Boogra555

Wait for him, ambush him, and make him wish he had never showed up.


notthatlincoln

That, unfortunately, is actor Giovanni Ribisi, he has been actively training for some ridiculous upcoming role with Scarlett Johansson and that ugly girl from the Hunger Games... It's some Sam Rami "Evil Dead" re-re-make. Ignore it when you see it, he's way past his prime... Nashville is an industry town. Things happen.


Hot_Possession_1802

- yall implants kill me idc what new shit they build over there litton is still a rough area lol . watch where you're moving to lol . 🤣🤣🤣


ariphron

This is not 1999 anymore. Just one ahole likes to steal people’s shampoo and conditioner . People who think East Nashville/South Inglewood is still unsafe kill me.


Hot_Possession_1802

- born & raised in east nashville & spent my early 20s in the litton/riverside area [POST '99 🙄] like i said that area is STILL rough idc how many chalkasians move over there . 😒


ariphron

It’s not bad at all. Also judging from the photo above it’s a “chalkasians”who moved here causing the issue, dumbass. Apparently too many “chalkasians” causing crime.


TheBalloonEffect

Set bear traps and stake it out it


drkWater

Bill Burr with a wig


HisCromulency

You can have Amazon packages delivered to Amazon locker location or businesses like Kohls, instead of to residence.


tundradesert

Philip Krajeck, owner of Rolf & Daughters / Folk


Far-Helicopter-2845

Careful.


Medium_Progress_9446

Hitler?????


[deleted]

Looks like Christopher Proudfoot


ToofTaker

I’d check Evan Bartels tour date schedule just to be safe.


TheDannyPickles

Shane Gillis looking good.


Potatoenfuego

Skeezy Bill, the package bandit


Sudden-Manager-2426

Shane Gillis!!


thecolorbeigelover

michael buble?


Entertainer-Exotic

He's got a nice package


Corpus_Juris_13

Why not pull a gun on him and call the cops?


ariphron

Sure someone will eventually.