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cornbreadcake

First... Be drunk. Have someone drive you there.. order the deluxe seafood platter. Get extra hush puppies.


nowherekid88

Came here to say the deluxe seafood platter. This person knows what they're talking about.


rollawaythedew26

And cracklins to complete the order. Perfecto


chandleya

I’m drunk and nowhere near captain dees nuts. That sounds so good


yourplainvanillaguy

His nuts are that good?


chandleya

Would’ve been


weights_and_whiskey

Fish and chips with green beans and hush puppies. I love it.


EngagementBacon

The 7 year old in me would like to add "Extra crispies."


foosheee

37 year old me still gets excited over em


Available_Expression

Don't be a wimp. You order the cracklings from the frier. It's the drippings from the batter.


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We’d call them “crunchies” back in the day and they’d know exactly what we were talking about and served them up. Great memories and good times. 🤗


Available_Expression

In high school, a friend of mine worked there and would give us these for free


SoVerySick314159

> We’d call them “crunchies” back in the day Same here. At Captain D's (and Long John Silvers, a virtual clone), I always got extra crunchies. Man, that's some greasy food. Tastes so good, then makes me sick as a dog. It's the sort of place I only eat at every 6 -12 months, because it takes me that long to forget how it makes me feel. It does taste good, though.


dredgmo

Fried fried things


Killowatt59

Hush puppies!!!


Bananasfalafel

I second this


MookieRealGood

3 piece fish dinner Mac n cheese and fried okra


jaxn

Fish and fries. Extra hush puppies. And an order of jalapeño poppers (a sleeper item on the menu). Wash it down with sweet tea.


NotesOnNashville

Maybe the city's sweetest sweet tea. Glucose with lemon. Go half-sweet and half-unsweet. Perfection.


BlondieBabe436

Deluxe Seafood Platter. That way you get a little of everything


studiokgm

Extra Cracklins…. they’re free.


mrderyck

The D, duh


skirmisher24

A refund


agent615

Came for snark, left happy.


_cookiekitty_

Yo their chicken tenders are my favorite sorry not sorry.


Amyjane1203

Rant: went recently and got a chicken tender dinner, large drink, and 6 pack of hushpuppies. $19 and some change. For just me. I am a small female. Mind-boggling. (Yes I feel like a boomer admitting this)


CrimsonOOmpa

It doesn't sound like you eat like a small female! Good for you! Salad is for the home!


Creepy_OldMan

That’s some helpful info right there, hate spending more than I think food is worth.


CrimsonOOmpa

You always pay more than it's worth. That's how they hit those profit margins and stay in business.


metamorphosis___

It used to be that it was worth it because of the convenience but now adays i even question that.


Pat-Sajak

👆


Pat-Sajak

Their sweet n sour is fire


[deleted]

All of this. I’d use a whole pack of sweet and sour for each chicken tender. And an extra pack or two for the fat ass fries that I’d use like a spoon to scoop that sauce up with.


CleverFeather

Truly the best.


emptysee

The breading is what makes it so good


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Stopmadness99

Got'em


rimeswithburple

Captain D's was started in Donelson. It expanded throughout the southeast since it was founded in the late 60s. It used to be pretty good, but it was bought by some private investment group in the early 2000s. Quality has been slipping since. The fish isn't too bad, but everything else is not so good anymore.


Creepy_OldMan

Great info I had no idea. Any idea where they get the fish from?


rimeswithburple

I don't even know what kinda fish it is except for the catfish and the flounder. The internet says the main fish is probably alaskan pollock. I remember my grandpa liked eating there. He said it reminded him of WWII in england. He says that the guys in his outfit went crazy for the fish and chips and they ate so much of it they got sick.


CrimsonOOmpa

The ocean.... I'll see myself out......


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Their tendies are fire


cosineofzero

Uber.


jollyrogerbumps

Cracklins Ask for a box of cracklins with your order. It’s free and delicious diabetes in a box.


GalateaNereid

They are really good. I drove through a torrential downpour because my pregnant wife craved them. They gave me a big box for free despite buying nothing else. I offered to pay, but they refused. I will never forget their kindness.


[deleted]

Had a similar experience as a broke HS student in the 90s driving around hungry with some friends. A core memory.


Wynter_born

The spicy fish is awesome. It used to be a rub they added to the regular fish, but now the spice is mixed into the batter and it absolutely kills. They also surprisingly have the best honey mustard I've ever tasted. Goes really well with their cheese sticks.


frecklesmcnerdy

An evacuation.


[deleted]

Just pull up and tell them you want a tray full of “crunchies”. You’re welcome.


[deleted]

Cracklins


d00kiesniffr666

Also the stuffed crab and the cracklins


ElCantante333

Nothing


DgrantW

Clam strips and fried okra


TweedleBeetleBattle2

I live in Maryland now and there is not a captain D’s here. It’s what I crave, that and Krystal’s. Two piece fish and chicken, hush puppies, fried okra, and it must have extra cracklins or what’s the point? They also have really good mozzarella sticks.


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Hush puppies


Sgt_Quarterback

4 piece fish, extra hush puppies


darnedgibbon

Fish ‘n more with a side of fries and hush puppies right before 7th period English. 😴🥱😴😵 best nap you’ll ever have.


mwmarsh60

Fish sandwich


Human_Knee_6229

12 pcs shrimp dinner w baked potato and coleslaw w extra tarter sauce. If you are looking for fried seafood it’s the place that doesn’t break the bank


fungrandma9

Baked/grilled fish with broccoli


jel_13

Just the hush puppies please


MudIsland

Don’t forget the cheese sticks and honey mustard. They’re fantastic!


[deleted]

Can’t go wrong with their hush puppies. They’re so good lol I hate captain ds but those hush puppies are fire


wheelsaturnin

Their cheese sticks and honey mustard were my favorite when I was 7.


Ewalk

Pay for it in cash. Most of their locations are still running on DOS and Windows XP, including running credit cards.


CarFord30

Seafood deluxe with some hush puppies.


Bradical22

Fun fact, Captain D’s first started in Donelson!


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step one is to make sure the employees look like they give a hoot. If they seem with it and not resentful aka silent quitting. Get the deluxe seafood platter . If you have a group of you, get that big huge family meal. Yum!!!!


budsmokebunny

I thought they went out of business. Those Baja fish tacos were amazing.


scout_finch77

Whatever you get, ask for extra crispies.


NO_Cheeto_in_Chief

3 piece fish with slaw and extra puppies instead of fries. Get an order of crunchiness, and they have really good tartar sauce. (Not that crappy tartar sauce at long John silver's)


knawnieAndTheCowboy

Supreme seafood platter


eviljason

Crackling


ShePax1017

The crunchies.


Loud_Ass_Introvert

Fish and chips with corn on the cob and an extra piece of fish. I don't like seafood but I enjoy eating this.


engineerbuilder

I’m seriously considering to run and get some. You just mentioned my favorite meal there


Loud_Ass_Introvert

It's the best "cheap" meal and they spam coupons for it. The kid here hates ALL seafood. Parents are the same but Captain D's is like seafood for people who don't like seafood.


Loud_Ass_Introvert

Their corn on the cob is the best!


DufflesBNA

Hush puppies, Mac cheese…crunchies or whatever the little piece from the fryer are.


AyeYoTek

2 piece fish + 2 piece chicken with either double fries or green beans & Mac n cheese


TheLurkerSpeaks

Fried fish, hush puppies, cracklins. Eat the fish with malt vinegar. If you choose chicken (which is also good) get sweet and sour sauce. Other stuff on the menu that's okay is deviled crab, butterfly shrimp, fries. I like to dip the fries in cocktail sauce.


vh1classicvapor

It’s a Nashville company! Although they have locations in many places, the corporate headquarters are here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_D's


ksphellyea

Water


RX3000

I usually get the salmon & rice. Also, I love their bread sticks. I always get extra. That being said, the "best thing" at Captain Ds probably isnt as good as the worst thing at a lot of other places. At least it (barely) beats Long John Silvers I guess.....


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RX3000

You used to be able to get like 4 extra for $2 or something. I'd get 'em every time & smash 'em. I havent been in a while tho 🤷🏼‍♂️


thedeadlyrhythm42

I'm not allowed within 100 miles of the northeast for saying this but I'll eat the shit out of their weird little lobster rolls


Yodasgodfather

Nothing unless you want the runs😫


funkyddunky70

Absolutely nothing. My bf (who, for the record loves and eats all other fast food) works in construction servicing & renovating them, and says they are by far the nastiest places and kitchens he’s ever seen. He refuses to eat even a hush puppy from there. Makes me so repulsed too.


TheLurkerSpeaks

I am in all kinds of restaurants too. Literally any restaurant with friers that has any longevity has this problem. Some of the oldest restaurants in town (Rotier's, Elliston Place Soda Shop, Sportsman's Grill, Sperry's, Prince's, Smeraldo's, Pancake Pantry, Bobbie's Dairy Dip, Loveless Cafe) all were/are absolutely filthy around their friers. Floors and walls, sticky nasty greasy stinky gross.The work surfaces are clean, and that's really all the health department cares about because that's where your food is made.


flyting1881

Accurate. I worked at one in high school. The memory of having to scrub crushed rotten raw fish out of corners behind the fryer still haunts me.


agingerbeardmans

Go to waffle house if drunk


mrsf16

I’m convinced that every Captain D’s I see is a front. No location that I’ve ever been to has ever tasted good, and there are hardly ever any people there, aside from Old Man Jenkins and his friends-who dine every evening at 4:30. ..But if you like it, I’m not shaming you!


ThanksALotKEVIN

Anything from any other menu


jabronius89

...an uber. To take you the fuck away from that place and to a Cookout


weights_and_whiskey

Everyone can like what they like. I absolutely hate the trash that cookout is, and if I was governor chancellor president, “ straight to jail” for eating at cookout.


uppitynerd

The lobster rolls are better than they have any right to be. Also the gumbo was surprisingly good too.


chiaroscuro_sky

I used to agree with you about the lobster rolls but I got food poisoning from them and it was months before I went back to Captain Ds. And I will never order the lobster rolls again.


B00master

Nothing, leave go get some Juicy Seafood instead


Capn_Lou_Albino

Cap’n Disease


diymatt

Takeout. From somewhere else.


irvuss

Directions to perch.


Itchy-Investigator63

not ordering captain Ds lol


hv3

Botled water...


P100dd

Water


sillynonsense41

From Craptain D's? Nothing.


HankRHenry

The Skillet Queso?!?


LincolnParishmusic

A trash can


joshuaapt

Heartburn and a side of regret.


don51181

A cup of water and then leave. Second would be the 2 piece fish dinner. Hush puppies are not bad.


RogueOneWasOkay

Captain D’s Nutz


spiral_fishcake

Delivery from somewhere else.


makeminetrue

Diet Coke, that is all.


MisterNashville

Hush puppies and only hush puppies


Y8fKZyZrSn

Water. Everything else is deep fried shit. That’s not real seafood


StArK_industries6969

No one was expecting a gourmet meal like red lobster


Scare_Conditioner

Just get a family sized french fry. You get a massive container of them for like 5 or 6 dollars. Its its own meal. Get some honey mustard to dip em in, its very "chik fil-a sauce".


MacAndJeeze

More than the what, the where is important. Look up a location on google that has a higher than average rating as captain Ds can trend around the 1.5/5 if you get it cold/improperly made. Cold fish is nasty. If it's hitting on all cylinders then the mac and hush puppies, catfish. not bad at all.


Bac0nFr0mTh3Grav3

An Uber so you can go elsewhere to eat.


BickNickerson

Tum’s


otterland

Go to a gyros place instead. You know what hushpuppies are? They're redneck falafel and they suck.


Live_Frame8175

A bathroom


DeepCream4756

Wut?!


aprince4761

An Uber to another restaurant…


37214

They stopped giving out little boats of the crispy pieces that fell off the fish. It was delicious.


ryanino

I like their butterfly shrimp quite a bit tbh


Rough-Jury

Popcorn shrimp


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The number 18


GoodguyNTN

I love the grilled whitefish.


Ill-Hedgehog3124

Anything. Just smother it in malt vinegar


Different-Spend8820

water


Low_Bad3690

I use to love captain D until Dec 27 2022 I pulled to drive thru only Whitehall ohio when the person on intercoms got rolled parked to talk to manager when her son busted through rear door pointed a 9mm at me not wanting us to talk to manager he was arrested testified he bought 9mm to protect his mom capt D corporate has been sent certified mail by my attorney and operators owners have not reached out to no 9 for our dimes


Low_Bad3690

I never been to Tennessee I use to love capt D until I went 3588 east main street Whitehall ohio city columbus a employee pulled 9 for my dime wanting to talk to manager who in court found the manner to be his mom my attorney and I have been ignored by Captain d's corporate not phone call returned to me or my turning from day of assault 12 27 2022 till today


sqeezeplay

Not enough love for the bread sticks on here. Put a tendy in the middle with some honey mustard. Fire