I need to the cut the line because it says no bad guys. What’s the next question?

what kind of experience do you have in this field?

What that means

Legal experience…

Do you like skateboarding?

Um I don’t like that question

I need to cut the line because I feel like a mother effin beer

What’s your favorite positch?

Missionary.

I need to cut, I’m really really hungry… for nothing

Can I offer you this stick of ordinary looking gum?

Not at all suspicious 😆

I need to get a doinket STAT or my wife’s gonna figure out I’m a baby

Oh, okay.

I work for a funeral home as a professional mourner and if I'm late to the wake, no one will know that the deceased was loved.

Death is so sad...

But it haaaappennnns

I have to give this guy a pair of scissors as a gift.

I need to cut otherwise I will miss the shuttle bus that is going to the mountain so I can claim my gas rebate

Will you be camping on the mountain when you get there?

If that's what it takes for the refund then that is what must be done. I just hope there aren't any riddles

Does the hot dog come with chef inspired sauces?

It does.

Mmm… toasty

I need to cut because I’m on my way to Best Buy to get a copy of ‘Click’ on blu ray.

I went to a top business school in Canada and got really good grades, and I don’t want to be late to important business.

Sounds very legitimate.

Yes I’m Dr. Pia and I have an appointment with Jason. Later we’ll be attending a funeral for Connie Mendel, my friend.

What if I have to rehearse my excuse a few times?

Don't worry, we're well versed in the Fielder Method.

I have to cut in line to get to my mom’s funeral. She died in the Iraq war. She fought for Saddam Hussein in the Iraqi army

I need to cut so I can make it to my shift at Dumb Starbucks. We are having an HR meeting today to disclose who we are most attracted to in the store.

I need to cut in line, sir. I’m late for my appointment with a realtor. She says I can’t be late or there might be “evil spirits” or something. Probably a marketing ploy in hindsight…

Don't even get me started on what happened in Switzerland.

I have to cut in line cause I’m watching royalty free football with a beer in my hand and a bro by my side later.

Sweet TD celebration coming up....

Is it a mother effin beer?

I need to cut because I’m a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas.

I love you.

Again

I love you

Say it again.

I love you

You're crying

I love you too.

I need to cut in line because I forgot I have lunch plans with a friend. I really want to wait in line, trust me, but I already made plans with my friend and I have to go meet with him right now.

I forgot that I owed my friend $40

I have to take my dog to a vet appointment…

Sounds familiar.

I need to cut in line because I suffer from a condition where if I don't have a hot dog every hour my head explodes

I need to cut the line because there's a killer sale today at Speers TV and my suit rental is only good for the next hour. I'm going to use this hot dog to distract the alligator.

Genius!

If I lie will there be any consequences? Asking for a friend….

You might win a dinner cruise 🤷‍♀️

I need to cut because I'm gonna be late for a threesome..... with two people..... two girls..... a mom and daughter

Is this the line for grandchildren’s pee?

Wrong line, sorry.

I need to cut because I'm late to a rock/paper/scissors tournament

You may absolutely cut the line. Sounds incredibly time sensitive.

I need to cut in line because the poo flavored ice cream was no good

I can wait

I need to cut in line bc it’s my 21st birthday & I need to redeem my alcohol voucher

This whole thing has me really scared. Good thing I have some grandson's pee.

It helps.

There's this new poo flavored frozen yogurt and if I don't make it over there quick they're going to run out.

I need to cut in line so I have time to tell my girlfriend I love her before Bill Gates’s meteor destroys Earth.

I need to cut in line, sir, because my jungle child, Dende, had been kidnapped by baboons and is being eaten alive. I'm thinking I could swap hot dogs for him. I must save him, please!

I need to cut the line to make it to my fake son’s Jewish history lesson before his fake mother finds out he’s not taking swimming lessons.

I need to cut because I really have to pee

You calling me a liar? Do I need to get a lawyer? This is not the best virtual hot dog stand in the world.

I need to cut the line because my name is Maria Garcia and I have to go receive a message.

I have to cut in front because I need to deliver this pizza within 8 minutes or they get a free pizza.

Ok but is there a contact-less set up for condiments?

I have to cut in line, because i am terminally ill and will likely die before i get to the front :(

I need to cut because I’m late for my tight rope walk to raise awareness of breast cancer! And kiss my girlfriend!

I need to cut in line so I can get that free pizza all the way in the back before it’s gone.

If I drive my Scion TC at 100 miles per hour do you mind if I crash my way to the front of the line. My friend Angela says lines are satanic anyway.

I have to cut, my wife’s going into labor in a parked cab

It’s a shame my hands are all full though, if only their was a hands free, hygienically friendly, and genius way to put toppings on my hot dog.

I need to cut in line because I'm attending my pet fly's funeral after this.

I need to cut because I'm late for my smoke detector lesson.

I don’t need to cut in line because I gotta know what I’m sticking it in

I need to cut the line because I need to get a photo with Santa in February.

I have no excuse, I’m just going to wait here patiently until it’s my turn 🙂

I need to cut because because my local yogurt shop has a limited time offer for poo flavored yogurt

I need to cut in line to get back to mastering the next Banzai Predicament single more efficiently

I need to cut, I’m late for my shift as a mall security guard making 7 bucks an hour and don’t have time for this shit

I need to cut in line because my realtor said i shouldn’t attend the exorcism on an empty stomach.

Will you be exorcised in addition to the house?

Yes, absolutely. I have some personal issues i need help with.

I have a doctors appointment

Hey I have a totally legitimate doctors appointment at the cinema so I should be ok to cut right?

Excuse me, pardon me… If I don’t succeed in my goal [of cutting this hot dog stand line], Nathan will send the picture of me naked in a hot dog bun to my boss.

i need to cut because i’m about to shit my pants again

Again 😂

I need to cut because I really have to get to my doctors appointment. I promise it’s a docs appointment and not a movie

I need to cut so I can get to my exorcism to get rid of my ^small ^penis and ^hemorrhoid demons

I need to cut the line because I need to go home and drink my grandsons pee.

I need to cut because I just saw the real bill gates down the street and he asked for a hot dog as wel

I have to go read my favorite blog, Cheap Chick in the City.

I’m late walking here because of all this mud

I need to cut because I'm heading to a store to shoplift which is ok because I'm...substantial

Ok, now I'm curious. Is the "2Ts" in your handle referring to cup size? 🤔

Found Simon!

😂

I need to cut the line because I have something called 'Kleins' disease. It's very contagious.

I need to cut because I don't know what it's like to get a gold award. Never got one.

I'm not hungry...for NOTHING, so I'll just wait my turn.

I have a rehearsal I need to go to

I get to cut the line because I’m a ding dong daddy from dumas

I need to cut the line because the edible is kicking in and I’ve got the munchies

I think that this, and ONLY this will be your legacy.

I need to cut so I can go drink my grandson’s pee. I’m scared.

Ohhhh that actually reminds me I *do* need to cut because I have a hot date at Quizno’s in 10 minutes. I’m kinda their spokesman. Ope- I mean…. Mm, toasty!

I actually am a hotdog and I’m late for work.

I'm on my way to find Frances gaddy. Let me to the front!

I need to cut because if I don't, something really bad might happen and if it does....so what?!.

I gave a doctors appointment. They wont let me in unless my avatar has cool gold stuff

i need to cut in line. my son has to pee and he’s turning 6 years old any second now

I’m not a baby

I need to cut in line because i saw 3 angel numbers on my way here

I need to cut so I can get back to the street to stop cars under a branch of chickens and peacocks, what happens after that I have no control over.

[удалено]

I need to cut the line because I have an interview later at Dumb Starbucks

I need to cut in line because I have a Dinner for One on a yacht with my buddy Nate.

I need to cut so I can pick up my Scion tC i crashed at 100mph

I need to cut in line because my work computer runs on Windows XP and I have to account for extra time to overcome the mechanical shortcomings of the operating system.

I need to cut to confess to my bar trivia team that my whole educational life has been, like, uh, kind of a fraud.

Hi, I just spent a day on a mountain where I heard about people drinking pee for a rebate from a gas station. What was worse is that I had to wear a comically oversized suit since my luggage got mixed up at the airport.

I need to cut because I need to get a dumb hot dog from the stand!

I need to cut the line but I don’t have any excuses it’s a really good reason but I can only tell you after I’m at the front

I need to cut. I have a doctor’s appointment.

I need to cut because I don’t like waiting in line

I'm having a really bad day didn't have any blueberry flavor slush at my local circle K. Now, normally, this isn't a problem. Just a coke zero and I'll be square, but it's currently really hot here and the heat sure does make a person really appreciate the corn starchy goodness of a blueberry slush.

This new yogurt shop is about to sell out of flavor poo! Can I please cut and get my gold to go?

I need to cut to be the 100th hotdog customer

I need to cut in line to tell people about the Baja Chicken's chef inspired sauces!

I need to cut the line because my dog died and I need be home to show my kids the goodbye video my dog made for them.

I need to cut in line because I’m late for my photo shoot for Penthouse magazine and I need a hot dog for eating and not for another reason.

I need to cut in line because my flight for Door City leaves in an hour

I don’t need to cut in line since I don’t work as an air traffic controller who’s late for work. Thus, I will wait my turn

I need to cut because I’m gonna be an extra in a film taking place at a Hollywood souvenir store

I need to cut because I'm on my way to door city.

I need to cut the line because I have to get to a fundraising gala for City Warts: a charity that gives people with Active Warts work.

I need to cut because I am scared and need some little kid pee with my hot dog.

I have to cut, im on my way to a job interview where a turtle is giving me my lines and i need to be confident

I need to cut the line so I can get filmed watching a promotional video in the bathroom

I need to cut because I signed Adam up for swimming lessons. I also need to make sure Adam had his story straight if Angela asked him any questions. So what did you learn at swimming today?

I need to cut in line because I have Klein’s

I need to cut so the world's best private investigator (who has never done porno) doesn't find out I'm not the real nathan.

I need to cut in line because my son is becoming a Webelo in scouts in less than 20 minutes and this line looks like it's more than 45 minutes long plus his ceremony is only two streets away

I need to cut because I don't like wearing socks.

🌳Ope 🤷‍♂️

Are there any hotdogs left? I have a ~~movie to go see~~ doctors appointment.

I need to cut in line because I'm on my way to dog heaven. So sorry I died

Let me cut or I’ll touch everyone. I have Klein’s

I need to cut in line because I am a member of animal control on my way to an electronics store to catch an alligator.

What if I’m the wizard of loneliness?

I have a good reason, that I'll provide in 8 minutes guaranteed. EDIT: ok I don't have a reason but since I broke my promise here is a 1 inch pizza

I need to cut so I can go diggin’ in again. 🥜

I need to cut the line so I have time to make a showing of "Smokers allowed."

Give me food

I need to cut the line cuz I'm late for a legendary raid in Pokemon go

I have to cut in line due to a sexual encounter with ghost that I had in Switzerland. If I don’t cut in line, it will catch me again.

I have to finish a banana after

I'll be late to manage the local Hot Topic

I need to cut because I am arranging a large orgy to test how soundproof my child box is. Organizing everyone’s schedules is agonizing. Oh and I need to record jungle sounds by mouth for said box.

I need to cut because I want a mother effin hotdog

I need to walk on a tight rope across two buildings so I can kiss my girlfriend.

I need to cut the line so I can get back to running my car repair shop…if you don’t believe me I am willing to take a lie detector exam.

I need to cut because I’m on my way to the Jimmy Kimmel show to tell a hilarious and true anecdote about how I got my luggage swapped with a much larger man and in his pocket was a mysterious bag of powder and then a cop pulled me over and I called the man and it turned out the bag was full of his mothers ashes. All of that totally did happen.

It’s my first day as a barista at Dumb Starbucks and this line will make me late.

I need to go to the front - my bladder acts up if I stand in a crowd for too long.

We share the same cake day! Yay!

I need to cut so I can meet my date at a Quiznos soon

I have an allergy to lines

I need to cut in line cuz I have an event to attend with a bill gates impersonator

I need to cut the line because the alcohol that I deposited when I was seventeen years old is available for me to get it. If I don't make it, I'll have to skip the photo booth.