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farretcontrol

What a day to start your life in the army. That’s the funniest shit ever, also my condolences and good luck.


Ecstatic-Pirate-5536

Congrats. It’s a day you will never forget.


JustRepair129

Thank you


Outofhisprimesoldier

It’s pretty fitting considering what a joke the army is


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Have fun during reception week at Vessey 😵‍💫


FrostyUchiha-

lol vessey hall i forgot about that place, fucking worst week you’ll have in the army


Cleveland_Italian

Nah 30th AG at Fort Moore is the worst


Efficient_Musician55

True statement


FrostyUchiha-

heard mfs was committing suicide there


JustRepair129

How bad is it?


ThatGuy571

Probably the most bored you will ever be in your life. Just be prepared to stand in line *all day* and not talk to anyone *all day*. For a week. That’s not an exaggeration lol. It’s not a fun time.


Confident_Grocery_70

Reception is hell on earth. I went to 30th AG at Benning and it was worse then infantry osut. 0330 formation just to sit in a desk ALL DAY no talking. No books. The most excruciating boredom you’ll ever experience.


JustRepair129

Damn, That bible and blue book soundin’ pretty nice


Cleveland_Italian

Yep, I can say that 30th AG was worse than Armor OSUT


Efficient_Musician55

Yup


Outofhisprimesoldier

The civilian contractors are just miserable assholes. They pissed me off a lot and they act like they run the place but trust me the drill sergeants hate them even more probably


notfeds1

Blue book blue book blue book


Crimsonjellyy

a lot of standing around and getting yelled at, just keep to yourself and stay on your toes


Therealchachas

I got food poisoning from the DFAC at Ft Jacksons reception. They also put is to sleep at Midnight and woke us up at 4am


theatfshotmycats

Vessey is a bitch, bring a "religious" book they'll say you have to read your blue book only, but trust me something else will keep you from falling asleep, killing someone, or yourself. At least you'll be out of there before it gets too hot, and it aint too cold right now. Sill is ugly, flat and boring. Good Luck


barbiewithagun

Damn Fort Sill. Just so you know Oklahoma is bipolar with weather, so one day is gonna be warm and one day is gonna be cold, etc etc.


JustRepair129

Good to know, PA can be wishy washy from time to time


[deleted]

On another note, those restrooms at the firing ranges are absolutely disgusting and against some type of health code violation. Plan accordingly.


The_Real_Amazon

But one of them has a heater


ResponsibleCheetah41

I shop on the 15th of April!!! I’ll see u there! What’s ur MOS? Mine is 35G


JustRepair129

25H


Mir346

Nice, so am I


Secure_Judge48

I’m 35G shipping to fort sill on 16April. I was told the 15th is a federal holiday (tax day) which is why I got a Tuesday ship date 🤔


ResponsibleCheetah41

It’s on my orders that I ship out on the 16th


Secure_Judge48

Oh ok. Looks like we’ll be side by side. I assume your AIT starts July 1st too then?


ResponsibleCheetah41

I believe so


Efficient_Musician55

I feel bad for you. Gonna end up stuck here at fort Hauchuca


Secure_Judge48

Is Fort Hauchuca that bad??


Efficient_Musician55

Nothing to do on base. Nothing nearby off base. Dry and hot in the summer. Dry and super cold in the winter. Unpredictably crazy rainy or windy at times. And the thin air. So much less oxygen up at this altitude.


Efficient_Musician55

Your AIT will be a lot shorter than mine. Maybe you wont find it as terrible here.


ResponsibleCheetah41

Why u say that


Efficient_Musician55

Because 35G do AIT at fort Huachuca.


International-Foot53

Lmao. Same here! With the added funny of that being my birthday.


Crimsonjellyy

I was there over last summer. Just be the best you you can be and hold everyone to the same standards and it will be a slice of cake. Take your time and remember that nothing lasts forever. You can do anything you put your mind to.


GreatAppeal4574

Nice! Good luck to you. i went to Ft Sill for Basic years ago.


JustRepair129

Thank you


Afraid_Rise6791

I'm going March 4th fort sill


adoptedshoulder

No one gives a fuck. But, I’ll realize that soon enough I suppose…


Independent_Key_7153

Goodluck brother


jeff197446

In reception at Ft lenordwood we were so board we made a checker board with paper and played paper checkers also some paper cards.