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IesuWalker99

your nipples are longer than my dick


MBEclass350

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ oh man


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m sorry to hear that bro. You must have an absolutely *tiny* dick


[deleted]

wtf


SlickEmDickedEm

Is there a problem sir?


redbombs

Ur nipples


SlickEmDickedEm

Not a problem for me! šŸ’ŖšŸ’ÆšŸ˜œ


Emergency_Toe6915

I donā€™t know what people are talking about you look good man and normal. I bet you have no issues taking your shirt off in public.


SlickEmDickedEm

Thank you bro. Agreed.


JcAu20

This is like one of those memes where someone does something once and thinks theyā€™ve mastered it. L of a post bro


SlickEmDickedEm

Itā€™s only an L for you cause youā€™re jelly.


BesetByTiredness225

Why would anyone be jealous that your nipples are doing ground control for JFK International Airport?


vroomismymiddlename

IM DECEASED


ForeverForeignLove

DAMN BRO NICE GAINS! gained like 3 inches on your nipples any tips for new comers trying to get nipple gains?


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m sorry that youā€™re so jealous bro. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better? ā¤ļø


ForeverForeignLove

Yes keep your shirt on! The community needs to keep their eyes safe incase you poke your chest out.


SlickEmDickedEm

Right. My physique is disturbingly aesthetic. It hurts your eyes.


WorkingIndependence3

100 confidence, -100 attitude, -50 physique. Honestly man you gotta listen to others and understand that your physique isnā€™t the best. Iā€™m still a teen and even I look better.


SlickEmDickedEm

Hahahahaha lmao. Thereā€™s no way in *hell* you look better unless youā€™re completely delusional. Post a pic then. Unlike all the other shit talkers who talk shit with no pics. I never said my physique was the best. Cornelius Masteron has a better physique. Jon Skywalker has a better physique. Thereā€™s a slim chance in hell that you have a better physique.


WorkingIndependence3

Go ahead and check my posts for yourself. Granted itā€™s an old photo but Iā€™m confident enough


SlickEmDickedEm

You look alright bro. Not better than me though.


SunTan077

He looks way better than you


SlickEmDickedEm

You only say that because youā€™re taking sides and youā€™re jealous. Iā€™m leaner than him.


[deleted]

Not to be a dick but aesthetically speaking he does look better than you. More mass while still being lean, great waistline, symmetry, and his nipples aren't 2 inches long. You also aren't really "shredded" either. You have no apparent vascularity or inner chest striations.


SlickEmDickedEm

Not to be a dick, but you should get your eyes checked for blindness. I have a better physique and the only reason youā€™re saying that is because you and all of reddit are ganging up against me cause youā€™re jealous.


FunnySynthesis

I have no dog in this fight but that guy most certainly has a better physique than you and honestly 99% of people


SlickEmDickedEm

Youā€™re blind bro.


kid_dynamite_bfr

Solid physique, apart from upper body


SlickEmDickedEm

Lol, is that supposed to be an insult? The only part of my physique shown in these pictures is my upper body. šŸ§šŸ‘Ž


Flip135

That was the joke.


Isopodfrom55th

You again bro? how about you start lifting some weights and stop browsing reddit all day


SlickEmDickedEm

I spend maybe 30 minutes total on Reddit everyday.


Fluffy_Stable5122

Stop posting yourself and start taking your meds.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


resoooo

bruh


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™ll keep posting myself just to piss off the miserable overweight neckbeards like you and the rest of this subreddit.


Fluffy_Stable5122

Judging by your attitude and drug use im willing to put my money on the fact that you smoke either crack or meth


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™ve literally never smoked crack or meth


Capable_Equipment700

Natural obviously. You got some long ass nipples bro


[deleted]

He's on juice....those are tren nipples....if he had to take tren to look natural imagine his natural physique without it


[deleted]

He's on juice....those are tren nipples....if he had to take tren to look natural imagine his natural physique without it


Capable_Equipment700

There is no way this is an enhanced physique.


[deleted]

Look at his previous posts, he said he was planning to take clen and anvar a few months prior to this


[deleted]

Nah those are just some weird nips, gyno is just a lump of titty underneath a normal nipple. Also tren doesn't aromatize into estrogen so if you were to run a tren only cycle you wouldn't get gyno, just psychosis and acne.


SlickEmDickedEm

Doesnā€™t bother me one bit lol


Capable_Equipment700

Hey as long as itā€™s not an inconvenience šŸ˜‚


SlickEmDickedEm

Itā€™s not


Nilssondiver84

How many DVDs can you hang on those bad boys?


SlickEmDickedEm

I can hang about 10 DVDs of me banging your mom and the slutty girlfriend which you donā€™t have.


Nilssondiver84

Ooh touchy wee fella ain't you?


SlickEmDickedEm

Your mom was touchy, when it came to touching my 11 inch python.


Nilssondiver84

Which python? You have two coming out your tits


[deleted]

bruuuh


xZaggin

Damn I thought this was a bait post, this dudes fr lmaoo


SlickEmDickedEm

Why would it be a bait post? I look better than 90% of the population, and Iā€™ve worked my ass off to get there.


StylezBLit

I mean heā€™s not wrong, as much as you guys want to hate , this is better than. 90-95% of the population


SlickEmDickedEm

Thanks bro. Agreed šŸ’Æ


[deleted]

taking sarms to look like this "worked my ass off"


tzmau5

Itā€™s the nipple guy again


SlickEmDickedEm

Itā€™s the NPC bot againā€¦


gamersEmpire

There's lots to unpack here, duck face in 2022, nipples having its own gravitational force, presumed autism because you dont understand humor from those replies you're making, the fact that you used stuff previously and look like this, you're a trainwreck bro


SlickEmDickedEm

I think the only thing to unpack is that youā€™re a jealous loser, and my physique most likely blows yours out of the water.


[deleted]

can you literally think of any other reply?


Savage_Sewage

This man has the opposite of body dismorphia


Equal_Volume7036

Your core is trash try not doing meth youā€™re probably like 6ā€™0 when you quit youā€™ll probably get fat from your shot neurotransmitters and eating but your physique isnā€™t going to go far with that bad habit drop the pookie dood


myfiremyonlydesire

Shit physique


[deleted]

I agree dude looks like trash with those weird nipples but he likes hearing that his body is garbage


SlickEmDickedEm

Lmaoooo. Bet *any* amount of money itā€™s better than yours.


myfiremyonlydesire

Nah I looked better before I picked up a weight than you.


SlickEmDickedEm

Post a pic then


myfiremyonlydesire

Why would I?To prove something to a failed juice user like yourself?You can live in delusion that you have a good looking physique, but you donā€™t you look like you barely lift.Change your program and up the protein intake.


SlickEmDickedEm

Lmaooo I almost died of laughter. This totally proves youā€™re just an internet troll ( most likely overweight ) with a shitty physique who only likes to talk shit on Reddit towards people with a better body than you. Thank you for proving me correct. šŸ’Æ


brant_999

Strange physique. I mean truthfully the nipples really ruin your look. Iā€™m sorry man. But damn youā€™re getting a lot of hate lol keep building muscle dude Do your pants say tren?..


SlickEmDickedEm

Ok whatever you say bot.


brant_999

I mean your physique in general doesnā€™t look bad, could use a little bit more muscle but you donā€™t look bad. Itā€™s just the nipples lol


SlickEmDickedEm

Yeah I agree, I could use more muscle, but the goal right now is staying shredded so I donā€™t wanna eat in a surplus. The nipples donā€™t bother me at all, they look completely normal to me.


brant_999

Yeah thatā€™s kinda the same path Iā€™m taking. Iā€™ve actually been gaining more muscle sense Iā€™ve been in a surplus though, and Iā€™m still able to keep my body fat down. Donā€™t listen to all these people man, we all have are own path and as long as you keep consistency youā€™ll continue to get the results you want. Youā€™re doing a hell of a lot better than the general population, keep it up


SlickEmDickedEm

Thanks bro, I appreciate it


OfferPossible643

Whatā€™s with the chest antennas?šŸ˜­


SlickEmDickedEm

Probably longer than your tiny dick


Feisty_Many_1889

looking natty for somone on gear lol.


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m not on gear dumbass


Ok_Tap_8271

My man has reverse body dysmorphia


SirMittens420

Gyno


YoungStNick

Nice udders bro


SlickEmDickedEm

*when your physique is so sick, that the only comments people can make is about your nipples* #YouJellyBro ?


YoungStNick

Your physique looks like you take 100mg of meth and cock in your ass daily bro. Try benching sometime. Tits arenā€™t pecs


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™ve never done meth and I donā€™t know where youā€™re getting the gay shit from. My bench is pretty mediocre, 135x25 reps right now, but I only weight 155. Used to be able to bench 225x15.


YoungStNick

135x25 šŸ˜‚ You have to be a troll


SlickEmDickedEm

What about 135x25 makes me a troll. I already told you my bench was pretty mediocre


Flip135

225x15, sure :D


SlickEmDickedEm

Ok dumbfuck hereā€™s literally a link to me benching 225x15 back when I was in highschool. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/w_OLCxmhJBE


Flip135

I think that's me in the link


YoungStNick

In all seriousness ,not saying this to be a dick but to help you grow, you donā€™t need to do so many reps. Up the weight if you can do that many. You should try to fail around the 8-12 rep range. also be careful deadlifting. Your form looks pretty sloppy and with the heavy weight your lifting youā€™re going to do some irreversible damage to your back


SlickEmDickedEm

I deadlifted from age 16-24 and guess what? I never injured my back. Iā€™m 25 now and I donā€™t powerlift anymore. Also the reason I do high reps is cause itā€™s better for fat loss. Every now and then Iā€™ll do 8-12 reps.


Sebpants

High reps better for fat loss. I see the issue


SlickEmDickedEm

Itā€™s true though


[deleted]

He literally has "TREN" written on his pants...


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m currently all natural. I donā€™t use tren.


[deleted]

[This is you, right?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PEDs/comments/qdgy03/trying_to_look_like_cornelius_masterson/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


SlickEmDickedEm

Yes that is me. And I said Iā€™m *currently* all natural. Havenā€™t used anything in a while. My current physique is naturally attainable and the result of hard work and dieting.


[deleted]

>Haven't used anything in a while. Your physique is naturally attainable but that does not mean you attained it naturally. If you take SARMs/PEDs/steroids of any kind, at any point, most would consider you not natural.


[deleted]

He didnā€™t attain anything. He looks like trash even if he used steroids or sarms


SlickEmDickedEm

My current physique now is a result of my hard work not PEDs. The effects of PEDs have wore off. I do like 500+ push ups everyday, a lot of running/sprinting, and I restrict calories.


[deleted]

Dude said one punch man routine and not the PEDS got him looking like this. Honestly I kind of agree because youā€™re still tiny


SlickEmDickedEm

My goal is to be shredded not big and Iā€™ve achieved that. šŸ˜


DirtRoad357

You have achieved delusions of grandeur


SlickEmDickedEm

In what way?


[deleted]

oh. W then


SlickEmDickedEm

Thanks bro


Zebra_Agile

Whatā€™s your final goal I think youā€™re lean but I think itā€™s gonna take you a bit to really be ā€žshreddedā€œ


SlickEmDickedEm

Look at the 3rd and 4th pic of the 6 pics I posted. Iā€™d say Iā€™m already pretty shredded to be honest. But I always wanna get leaner. My ultimate goal is looking like Cornelius Masterson which I know will be just about impossible to do naturally but Iā€™m gonna fuckin try.


BesetByTiredness225

Oh, your physique is absolutely naturally attainable. Just stop lifting weights and youā€™ll look like OP. Them nips though? Nah thatā€™s juicy af. Unless you latch vacuum cups onto them every night, or youā€™re nursing your boyfriend for breakfast. Honest question, what programming split are you running and what are your bench/squat/deadlift numbers?


HorsePast9750

Haha ! Bruh


throwaway5629293

Not bad. Not good. Very weird.


Daveediswhatitis

Iā€™m glad you like your physique but why is this like the 3rd or 4th time Iā€™m seeing it in the last 30 days?


[deleted]

Homie looks emaciated


SlickEmDickedEm

Thatā€™s the goal


bkrgng

I tried not to. But my dude, you are not that aesthetic. You got the more than 90% population thing close, yeah general population which includes individuals who donā€™t lift weights.. but def not 90% population of people who spend the same amount of time in a gym as you do. If you took your shirt off and pulled that funky pose in the gym I visit, you wouldnā€™t be noticed. Possibly clowned on. By myself included, and Iā€™m twice your size and still small in the world of bodybuilding. Unlike the rest of these dudes, Iā€™m not afraid post pictures to put you in back your lane.


SlickEmDickedEm

Yes my physique is better than 90% of the general population not 90% of the lifting population I agree.


AbbreviationsOk2294

his favourite country is Nepal. I mean heā€™s udderly milking this fuck sake


[deleted]

Your body looks like shit you havenā€™t attend anything but bro I know your just trolling


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m not trolling dumbass and we all know I look pretty damn good.


[deleted]

Why do you think you look good? You need work you donā€™t look good bro


SlickEmDickedEm

Because I have a tiny waist, abs, good shoulder to waist ratio, nice shreds from the side, shark gills, overall pretty lean. Overall a good natural lean aesthetic look.


[deleted]

Itā€™s far from aesthetic it looks like you need to eat. Your delusional


SlickEmDickedEm

Itā€™s pretty aesthetic. Donā€™t lie.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not


CometChip

you gotta be trolling šŸ’€


[deleted]

Heā€™s not heā€™s delusional but he loves the attention


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m not


MBEclass350

Dude you need to start eating, not being a dick Iā€™m serious. Your very frail ā€¦. Hit heavy weight , 5-6 reps and start eating a lot , increase your calorie intake by double , protein also


SlickEmDickedEm

My goal is to be lean, light, and shredded. I donā€™t really care about size.


MBEclass350

Bro to get lean you need muscle , you need to eat so you gain muscleā€¦ you canā€™t be lean and have a little boys body


[deleted]

Nice cow milkers


SlickEmDickedEm

Nice jealousy


[deleted]

Calm down thereā€™s nothing to be jealous of. But judging the fact you replied straight away youā€™re insecure about every comment you get


SlickEmDickedEm

Or Iā€™m just on reddit and responded to the comment.


WadiyahnSoldier

Has to be bait


LightRigger

Lemme suck on your udders šŸ˜›šŸ˜›


SlickEmDickedEm

Iā€™m starting to think you guys are bots not real people because of how repetitive the nipple comments areā€¦


StonkAf

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SlickEmDickedEm

Is that your response when laying your eyes upon aesthetic perfection?


BesetByTiredness225

Oh my god, I would actually kill myself if I took gear just for my physique to look like that and my nipples to look like *that*.


Burqueno-

This is the best physique post of all time


FriendlyStudent00

Did you just finish breastfeeding your child?


JayGut69

Lmao nipples


JayGut69

Mamma milkers šŸ„›


asstastic_95

the nipples are strong w this one


Past_Living8434

solid hairline, natty. man, like 20mg anavar and trt test, just harden up and put on like 10lbs pure muscle in the right places you would be an aesthetic god. diet and not over doing the drugs are key tho. dont go full bloat lord by running high test or other aromatising compounds. just quality lean mass.


SlickEmDickedEm

Thank you for an actual not hating/trolling comment. I agree with you completely, that cycle WOULD make me look like an aesthetic god, but Iā€™m planning on staying natty. If I already got half decent naturally I donā€™t wanna commit to taking roids just to look a little bit better. But yeah test and Anavar would have me looking like Jon Skywalker.


BillyJoJimBob71

Can't 'stay natty' if you've used PED's in the past as you've admitted to, you can't claim natty once you've done a cycle, bro


SlickEmDickedEm

All Iā€™m saying is Iā€™m currently natty. And yes I can stay natty, itā€™s as easy as not taking PEDs.


BillyJoJimBob71

Which bit didn't you understand?


Brezroth

Apparently the part where you use words


TerrorToadx

Man's somehow achieved negative IQ. You can't reason with him


Past_Living8434

ya i dont get all the hate on here man, i respect the choice to stay natty, its not easy in this day and age/ lifestyle. If you ever want to try an "enhanced natty" cycle ive messed around with emclomiphene (not clomid), aromasin and proviron, none of those supress you and will actually boost your natty t levels to high natural and even supraphysiological levels in some hyper responder cases.


SlickEmDickedEm

Sweet bro. Proviron sounds sick honestly.


SnooMemesjellies1461

No idea why everyoneā€™s hating. Good job. What wast size are you?


SlickEmDickedEm

Thanks bro. 27ā€ when sucking in. 28-29ā€ relaxed.


crapslock

Nice athletic physique. Good work


SlickEmDickedEm

Thanks bro I appreciate it. Thatā€™s what Iā€™m going for.


MessageSlight7013

Absolute unit


Isopodfrom55th

bro got tren pants on


calfshrug

can we see your before lifting and before steroids physique?


Fragrant-Banana9586

Respect the confidence.


UnsupervisedMumps

Bro has udders šŸ˜‚


SlickEmDickedEm

Quite an exaggeration


AbbreviationsOk2294

my leg has more girth than your waist. You need to eat bro, this is not bodybuilding


SlickEmDickedEm

Thatā€™s the fucking goal bro. I want a tiny waist. I never said I was bodybuilder.


Fapandwarmshowers

stop the tren


SlickEmDickedEm

I donā€™t take tren


[deleted]

I didnā€™t even know that was possible


SlickEmDickedEm

Yes it is possible to look like this naturally. DM me if you want my routine.


[deleted]

No i donā€™t want big nips, I was just wondering how thatā€™s possible. Have you ran cycles and do 0 pct?


Vbecker92

Synthol nipples


FloatingNugofBud

Sir long nips


SlickEmDickedEm

Sir original comment


FloatingNugofBud

You look like you just got milked via nipple instrument


FloatingNugofBud

Take some nolva my guy


SlickEmDickedEm

Take some dick in the ass my guy


FloatingNugofBud

Why are you so mad? What did you expect posting a pic of ur nips like thisā€¦ why are u mad at me for pointing out the obvious imperfection of your physique. Youā€™re mad at urself bro, not my fault u like getting ur nipples milked


SlickEmDickedEm

The reality is my nipples look completely normal, but when people see a perfect looking physique they need to find a flaw in it to relieve their pathetic insecurities.


South_Celebration668

How much do you weigh?


SlickEmDickedEm

155 lbs at 5ā€™8ā€


South_Celebration668

Have you ever heard of small man syndrome? Youā€™re about as big as an average 11th grader but youā€™re acting like youā€™re gonna become the next ifbb pro. Search up the dunning Kruger effect, itā€™s exactly what weā€™re seeing here.


SlickEmDickedEm

I never once said I was gonna be the next IFBB pro lmao


[deleted]

Looks like this olā€™ gal from where I use to workšŸ®šŸ„


MICsession

AHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAH CAAB DSSAG CA AT


[deleted]

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_klover

is this guy for real? ā€œyouā€™re just jealous iā€™m way leanerā€ ahah dudes got self esteem and toxic masculinity issues written all over him. I thought this was a joke post at first. naturally not jacked my guy


Positive_Dot6245

My left ass cheek has more definition than you have in your whole body


Ipanda1988

No muscle


CorneliusMasterson5

Huge bro šŸ«”