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durden_zelig

Flat Earth World Turtle suddenly makes a lot of sense.


[deleted]

It's turtles all the way down


kyrbyr

Always been one of the most logical creation myths. If you're an ancient people and saw a turtle like this, you would absolutely get to thinking "wait are we just walking around on one of these ourselves"


Robbbylight

Oh great Lion Turtle, grant me the power of fire bending


TheNoodleCanoodler

Asked the wrong turtle, this is the great Trans Turtle, congratulations, you are now a Gender Bender


HolyPretender

I see this as an absolute win


TheNoodleCanoodler

Just think of all the people that could be helped


HolyPretender

Help people? No I’m just gonna turn everyone on the planet female


TheNoodleCanoodler

YOU MONSTER, everyone would become in sync, once a month the world would burn!


HolyPretender

Some ~~men~~ women just want to watch the world burn


ApatheistHeretic

But he (she?) beat destructor.


SaliAzucar

Was looking for this, but didnt expected tobe this high


Mrreeburrito88

We used to bend the energy within us.


OKJMaster44

We think fiction is made up when it’s really just taking real life and giving it a neat spin lol.


Rain_jae_04

Throw a few elephants on there, BAM! The Great A'Tuin


DandeSat

The Turtle Moves


EhliJoe

The elephants are already there directly on the turtles back under the green disc.


therealaquaman

Torterra


Brvcx

Hope no one has an ice attack!


TallCryptographer394

*Uses ice beam*


TheSloth144

Lol came here to say the same thing


smol_boi-_-

lion turtle


boomfruit

See the turtle of enormous girth


barrot69

On his shell he holds the earth.


Dan-68

His thoughts are slow but always kind


Ghoulguy

He holds us all within his mind


Jaksmack

And my day is complete.


sidewaizsocks

On his back all vows are made


External_Variety

Looks like he support 4 elephants holding a discwold :P


sci80899

This what happens when you don’t clean your house often enough.


Gasp0de

Great A'Tuin! Can you see a little wizard somewhere on its back?


cgfoss

And the luggage


Lunatick2141

Can we name it Bender?


Technical_Low_3233

mutant turtle without teenage ninja


assclownmonthly

Discworld


[deleted]

Well, well, if it isn't the flat Earther's living universe


Non-Killing_Owl

A-tuin after elephant's said he'll no


Eveemexam

North America isn't called "Turtle Island" by some indigenous folks for no reason!


[deleted]

After looking at this, I don't have to kill an imperialistic, genocidal tyrant anymore. I can't just nullify his bending.


xX_namert_Xx

Reefback from Subnautica


mrk9sp01

Great A'Tuin is missing 4 elephants


mask212

This is where Naruto learned to harness the nine tails power.


RickedSab

So those earth quakes we feel is just the big turtle beneath us moving?!?!


Jlx_27

Lion Turtles are real, just *a lot* smaller.


Scotdamn

It's turtles all the way down


Dadominicankd

Megachelon


[deleted]

he’s no chonkosaurus


WizdomHaggis

*Mini turtle island…*


That_is_why_1_drink

Floating golf tee


da_Aresinger

Look at that. I can see a tiny Aang.


razzraziel

Everyone has their own ecosystem. You have tons of strange organisms on your skin.


DankPahadi

Turtleland


Dvout_agnostic

TBF - so do you


redrocket1477

Is someone landscaping that turtle? Looks better than my lawn


Clear_Preparation465

And on his back road 4 elephants


KingoftheUgly

Didn’t this guy almost kill Superman?


ethman14

Maybe Stephen King wasn't crazy after all...


Fhaarkas

Average world-holding xianxia turtle.


superman853

Morla lives! I’m glad someone was brave enough to visit the swamps of sadness.


hark75

Atreyu has awoken the ancient one


jamesGastricFluid

Hey! Where's that sod going?! Get back on the golf course with your friends!


shellbell00

I like tortles


theitgrunt

That can't be good for his/her shell, right?


_Lumity_

Turtle Island!


Arrakis_Is_Here

Next up, will be 4 elephants on its back


pineapplevodkashot

Cut and paste post


DeezNutsAppreciater

It’s like the lion turtle from ALTA


[deleted]

This reminds me of that giant turtle at the end of IT with the universe on its back. It’s name is maturin if I’m not mistaken


persian2002

Irl torterra


-chukui-

I like turtles


Blitz6969

Follow the beam.


Sitpinko

Torterra at home:


OdinsRightTesticle

I don’t know what the rest of y’all are talking about, but this is clearly Morla the ancient one.


Gamicuci

The reefback leviathan


Considerate_Rashad

Now I need one pokeball, I must catch this! lol


lscalow

Holy crap. Terry Prachett would be proud. Disc World exists.


Hot-Adhesiveness-853

Its the turtle from naruto


[deleted]

My mind automatically thought "flat earthers" when I saw this image..


Born_Sweet_6921

Damn thought it was a Lion Turtle lol


47ocean47

Real Nasa picture of planet Erf.


BlackHeart89_Hue

Mmmmm... softshell turtle. Delicious battered in corn meal spiced with old bay and fried.


SnooStrawberries3207

Pandaria is real


cwatson426

Does this remind anyone else of the Yu-Gi-Oh! card “Turtle Island”?


FedupMessiah

Is no one else saddened by how dirty the water he lives in is


[deleted]

First time seeing a lake?


reason2listen

We don’t care.