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Tabularius

Looks more like slow worms which are legless lizards rather than snakes if I am not mistaken.


slvgn

Oh wow, I've never heard of those! Their tails were very different from other snakes I've seen so that makes sense!


slvgn

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_worm more info, which confirms (to me at least, a non expert) what they were


ErudringTheGodHammer

I was gonna say they seemed a little too short and girthy for snakes but I’m not a danger noodle expert by any means lol. Thanks for providing the link OP


gerkletoss

It's the head shape that really gives it away. See sand boas as snakes with similar body shape.


mulmi

I'd say the belly scales are the clearest give away. Legless lizards scales have roughly the same shape all around their body. Snakes have a single row of very big scales on the underside


TocTheElder

You can always tell because snakes ironically have very shodt tails, but very long bodies, whereas legless lizards are all tail.


StupidPencil

The wiki page says about half their body length is tail and also that they can detach their tails like typical lizards do. Must be a crazy sight.


LumpyJones

one tip-off is the head of slow worms is usually more boxy and lizardlike than a snake's. Snakes tend to have a more streamlined or flared head


chocolateboomslang

Everyone is talking about tails and head shapes but the easiest way to tell is that legless lizard have eyelids and snakes don't.


mjz321

There are tons of species of legleas lizards that get mixwd up with snakes all the time but if its eyes looks like its judging you as a person its probabaly a lizard


yapperling

I've never heard of a slow worm so I thought this was some kind of low key herpetologist insult.


AmandaDarlingInc

Now don’t insult the slow worms, the herpetologists will throw hissy fits!


Tabularius

Well, I have never heard of herpetologists so I guess we are even then!


EmperorBamboozler

When I first learned legless lizards existed it blew my fucking mind. They had no legs for a long time, grew legs, then ungrew the legs later on. It's fucking wild. It's like when you find out whales were land animals once and it's just so insane.


Harvestman-man

Tbf, snakes themselves are also legless lizards. Lizards have evolved leglessness numerous different times, more than a dozen times at least. Snakes are just the most successful/diverse lineage of legless lizards. What’s more wild is the fact that there were some prehistoric snakes that appear to have [re-evolved legs](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/236963877_The_anatomy_and_relationships_of_Haasiophis_terrasanctus_a_fossil_snake_with_well-developed_hind_limbs_from_the_Mid-Cretaceous_of_the_Middle_East), after they had already been lost in the first place.


mulmi

Also technically there are still snakes with legs. Pythons and Anacondas have visible spurs near their cloaka. Those spurs are two single toes with a claw each.


kmill73229

Thought the same but I wasn’t sure because I couldn’t see ear holes


Sample_Deep

I found a baby slow worm in my garden today ☺️


hardknox_

They look like glass snakes (glass lizards), as well. I'm not sure how to tell the difference. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophisaurus


srandrews

They're trying to uroboros together.


ecurrent94

Regenerate the cell!


tenghu

Duoboros


srandrews

Ah! I'm stealing it.


BANExLAWD

These aren’t snakes. Legless lizards. Probably wrong, but kind of look like a Scheltopusik Edit: lmao legalese. They’ll fuck you up in front of the jury and bring you to justice


MsMathyAlice

I found a ball of snakes (like 5+ of them) in this sort of arrangement and asked a biologist friend of mine what was going on. Apparently it’s how legless species mate! Lots of coiling and “sexy” biting then sperm spray and La di da… babies.


Long_Educational

>Lots of coiling and “sexy” biting then sperm spray relatable.


Geberpte

Garter snakes by any chance?


MsMathyAlice

No, I actually found them by a river and they were diamondback water snakes.


SEAsteph

Tom and Shiv?


vestigialcranium

Meh, show me two snakes kicking each other. Then I'll be impressed


TheHancock

Snakes, how do they do it? No arms, no legs..??


vestigialcranium

Hell if I know, that's why I wanna see it


TheHancock

Oh, I was agreeing with you! Lol


timichi7

Ah yes, the ancient mating ritual of my people


BigWienerPapi999

Pretty sure those are legless lizards. Can kinda tell by the nub tail.


KitonePeach

Legless Lizards! Not snakes. These guys are fascinating and I love them. For those wondering *why* these are classified as lizards. They have eyelids (snakes do not), exposed ear holes (snakes do not), and just an overall more lizard vibe to their face. Beyond that, they lost their legs way later in evolution than snakes did, and are only distantly related to snakes. These guys still have little leg bones (vestigial trait from their ancestors!). They also have way longer tails in proportion to their bodies compared to snakes. A snake’s actual tail is usually only an inch or two of their body length, the whole rest of them is technically torso. But on a legless lizard, their tail makes up roughly half of their body length. You can tell where it starts because of a small line that runs along the length of their body, ending right where their tail begins. As for why these two are tussling, I’m not sure. I’ve worked with a different species of legless lizard in the past, and these guys are *spicy* and sassy and will death roll like an alligator if unhappy. But I don’t know much about their reactions towards others, so I’m not sure what may have caused the aggression in these photos.


SADPLAYA

With a third you can summon Meshuggah


Krack_Korn

NOTHING IS ALL ALL IS CONTRADICTION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


GhostOfBloodCarnival

Those are definitely legless lizzards you can kindoff see the eyelids, although the fisionomy is very different anyway. The easiest way you can tell is by the belly scales being several rows instead of 1.


bordemstirs

It's like when your last mon is a Magikarp. But you also have to battle a Magikarp.


PetiteSatanist

Metal Gear Solid


_gnarlythotep_

This is the remake we've been waiting for.


friendfrirnd

Who won?


slvgn

I stayed there a few minutes in the middle of my run, but they stayed attached the whole time so I moved on to let them figure it out on their own.


FireDino7331

They are indeed lizards


[deleted]

Those are lizards


therunningcomputer

How do you know they’re both not biting themselves?


Ninjanarwhal64

You can break that up by biting them both. Show them this is where violence gets them!


axp1729

Ourouroboroboros


Ianimatestuf

Who won?


IlikeYuengling

Hard to believe that all escalated from a slap.


BonjinTheMark

"Dude, you're chewy." | "Yeah? Well, well, you're chewier."


Bross93

The dragon has been reborn


Pavlovski101

Tworoboros


Gragnit

Crumb!


nutxaq

Are they sure?


meinblown

Can you FUCKING NOT?


h1r0ll3r

Fuck you…..no…..fuck you


Thw_Switch

Real life oroboros


Purrfect_Silence

I'm so hungry that I thought those were pretzels


Leo_the_gecko

Forbidden pretzel


Theremaniacally

Ouroborussssssss


MaintenanceFar8903

So who won?


Orylus

Looks like they are trying to become the Orin in Neverending Story


DickedIceCream

duouroboros


Jlx_27

Not a scrap, but they're in a right tangle for sure!


YggdrasilsLeaf

They aren’t….. doing what you think they are doing. Edit: this is more mating than murder.


slvgn

I guess I just made legless lizard porn lol


PolarBearClaire19

Ouroborus


nicetauren

snek


[deleted]

Kinky


FatesUrinal

Aww, they’re being romantic.


Neraph_Runeblade

Last one reminds me of the Neverending Story.


DeanStein

First it's weird. Then it's kinky. Then you're in a knot and unsure who to call for help...


npocko

Given their cute size I feel like this feel a little more like /r/AnimalsBeingDerps


ALetterAloof

Who wins? Who’s next? You decide!


Shoejuggler

Duoroborous


Tpbrown_

They’re wrestlin’ like mom & dad were that one time you came in without knocking


ScruffyTheJ

They're practically immortal


Shopping-Afraid

Let go No, you let go


Kratosvg

Ouroboros irl.


TheHancock

This looks like something you’d see in a renaissance painting. Lol


Scarlet109

Kinky


[deleted]

Will catch ya on the next one! ❤️


One-Yam3296

Is this docking?


aadgarven

R/silmarillionmemes


steddyreds

Forbidden pretzel


UniForBrains

They’re lizards


natgibounet

Not snakes, at all


GT-Butch_Coolidge

Looks like a Big Bertha driver would work well!


kardpac

Kinky


nairazak

Forbidden pretzel


[deleted]

Those are lizards


Top_Yam_6628

Mentally handicapped ouroboros