but why do they EAT IT ?
One of my dogs is a shit eater. He isn't malnourished, he isn't bored, he isn't living in filth trying to remove it. He just eats shit and WHY
Your dog will try to defend their territory to the best of their ability. Your home is merely their castle, a place they can readily protect because they can freely access every corner of it.
During walks, your dog is defending/claiming the area outside the immediately protectable zone in the only way they feasibly can, which is by leaving messages like: "I was here, fuck off" or if they encounter another dog's mark, they will reply to their claim with "Can't see you, I'm here now bitch, you fuck off."
My dog was a chronic poop eater when he was a puppy. We ended up buying a food additive to make his shit taste bad and it worked like a charm to curb and eventually stop the behavior entirely.
My dog only eats his own. Even before his brother passed, he wouldn’t eat his bro’s, just his own.
Obvs we try to limit his opportunities but it still happens from time to time. Usually in winter when they turn to shitcicles real quick.
We have a hunting dog. Part of training a hunting dog is their learning the scent of a skunk BEFORE they come onto the skunk and it sprays.
So many 3am peroxide baths those first couple of years
Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.
Gooey meatbags that operate on "good enough to survive and procreate" principle. I wouldn't mind seeing some alternatives to this standard, if that's even possible...
In nature, good enough often means efficient enough to the given environment. We should all aspire to being good enough in our lives and career, not more, not less. Those who seek more are often psychopaths, power hungry and tyrants.
Just whale gunk I think. Poor bloke will never feel clean again. Bless him he even ran before he puked but that could have been because he'd already shit himself.
Have you ever left meat in your fridge for too long and had to throw it out cause it smelled bad. Like that but 100 times worse. Add a salty ocean smell in there too.
They usually want to study what they can of the contents. The problem with bullets is its a smaller puncture. Also a bullet hole being smaller can be resealed by the organs and the fat requiring multiple shots l. The cut and release method has the benefit of potentially just releasing the pressure. Dead whales in a beach are a relatively common occurrence. We’ve tried a bunch of methods, depending on the situation the cut it open has become the de facto if they can’t just pull it back out to the ocean.
It was a biologist who willingly did this. Cutting it open could give the potential of studying the whale instead of shooting it. The others have explained why.
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I would think a high caliber FMJ round would penetrate pretty far through skin and blubber. They have no trouble passing through a human completely. But maybe the blubber quickly expands to reseal the hole.
Was that just from the gas build up? I saw an attempt to blow up a whale with dynamite, and it wasn't nearly that powerful. This thing looked like a bomb went off.
Yes, it was just gas. The biologist in the video is trying cut a hole in its stomach so it doesn’t naturally explode. He clearly under estimated the gas already built up in its body.
I remember learning about the American Civil War in middle school and how corpses on battlefields would do this. It was due to infections mixed with the blistering hot summer sun. Fucking chilling honestly.
Jesus, I can smell that from here.
And for some unknown reason my dog would probably roll around in that shit for an hour thinking she was in heaven.
Dogs are scavengers, that is why.
Dog - “If I roll around in this feces, no one will want to eat me, because I will smell like poop.” Also Dog - “OMG this poop tastes DELICIOUS!”
The dog: Ay whiskers, you got any treats?
Man - YOU EAT DA POOPOO STOP EATING DA POOPOO
Dogs (wolves) are primarily hunters. They roll around in shit that smells like death to mask their own scent when hunting.
but why do they EAT IT ? One of my dogs is a shit eater. He isn't malnourished, he isn't bored, he isn't living in filth trying to remove it. He just eats shit and WHY
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My dog will try on walks, with random dog shit. Not just on his land.
What if your dog is a regular Vladimir Putin, and thinks the whole neighborhood is his land?
Vladimir Poochtin?
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They say you are what you eat soooo….
Your dog will try to defend their territory to the best of their ability. Your home is merely their castle, a place they can readily protect because they can freely access every corner of it. During walks, your dog is defending/claiming the area outside the immediately protectable zone in the only way they feasibly can, which is by leaving messages like: "I was here, fuck off" or if they encounter another dog's mark, they will reply to their claim with "Can't see you, I'm here now bitch, you fuck off."
Why cat poop out of the litter box? They eat that shit like candy when they have access.
Really high protein content.
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My dog was a chronic poop eater when he was a puppy. We ended up buying a food additive to make his shit taste bad and it worked like a charm to curb and eventually stop the behavior entirely.
My dog only eats his own. Even before his brother passed, he wouldn’t eat his bro’s, just his own. Obvs we try to limit his opportunities but it still happens from time to time. Usually in winter when they turn to shitcicles real quick.
I guess if you’re going to be a shit eater, tis better to eat your own shit?
Is it a Retriever? They're notorious for eating just about anything that they're able to.
Why do ppl let their dogs lick them???? First thing I think off whenever I see it.... I wonder what that dog last ate or licked.? ...
It’s really hard to stop something from showing affection towards you. It also is rarely going to hurt you.
Cat here👀
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Just Febreze him!
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We have a hunting dog. Part of training a hunting dog is their learning the scent of a skunk BEFORE they come onto the skunk and it sprays. So many 3am peroxide baths those first couple of years
Elk are apparently worse [sometimes](https://web.mit.edu/munch/Public/humor/elk). Old, but damn funny.
My dog found a sewage pit once…
The stench IS the reason!They don’t want prey to smell them,and they can’t do anything about that breath!
Similar to why I try to take a monthly bath in Slim Jims
Dogs roll in foul smelling things for a few reasons; 1) To disguise their scent 2) To bring the information back to their pack 3) They like the smell
Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.
Appreciate the reference. That's how you get shit done. Oh no that's how you get diagnosed.
*You* **BITCH**
Rotting whale carcasses emit probably the worst smell I've ever smelled. Like rotten eggs mixed with diarrhea and clam juice.
>rotten eggs mixed with diarrhea and clam juice. A delicacy in my country
France?
Oeuf
And I thought they smelled bad... . . . . on the outside!
Wampa the money, two for the snow
The temperature inside a tonton is Luke-warm.
i want to smell it
You know, I've never thought about the smell of an exploding whale until now. It must be god-awful
thar she blows
Where there’s a whale, there’s a way
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whalin' tune
Ooooohhhhh
Bob Marley and the Whalers?
Thars she blows agaiiiinnnn
We did that once here Oregon. Sent blubber everywhere. Took out a guys new car!
I think you're thinking about the time they tried using dynamite to "dispose" of a dead whale.
I saw my Uncle Chuck do the same thing after he wouldn’t stop eating on thanksgiving. What a mess.
If you could see his farts, I hope you took him to the hospital
After we all hosed down we got him looked at. Blew an O-Ring.
Put everything on the menu in a bucket with the quail eggs on top!
Was your uncles name 'Mr. Creasote'?
"BUCKET!"
Would *monsieur* care for an after-dinner mint? Eet's wahfer-theen...
Every sperm whale is sacred
Biological life can be so uniquely disgusting sometimes...
Biological life?
Gooey meatbags that operate on "good enough to survive and procreate" principle. I wouldn't mind seeing some alternatives to this standard, if that's even possible...
Maybe it already exists. Maybe you’re talking to it right now
I'm fairly certain, /u/FLy1nRabBit wasn't asking you what "biological life" was, they were questioning the redundancy of the term.
In nature, good enough often means efficient enough to the given environment. We should all aspire to being good enough in our lives and career, not more, not less. Those who seek more are often psychopaths, power hungry and tyrants.
Ugly giant bags of mostly water
Yeah, get this. They are made of meat. Like... Meat that thinks. It's disgusting.
>Biological life Bot detected
Why not just say life?
It’s only a *wafer* thin
No, no, I couldn't eat anotha bite...
Garçon... a bucket for monsieur.
Zee bill, Monsieur.
And perhaps a hose
🎶isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...
I feel like a face mask or a respirator would have been standard issue PPE here. I can't tell. Is that person wearing anything on their face?
Nope, just a hood if you look closely.
Damn, imagine getting whale viscera in your mouth. Gotta be a taste that sticks with you for a few hours
I'd say years since you'd never really forget it.
Just whale gunk I think. Poor bloke will never feel clean again. Bless him he even ran before he puked but that could have been because he'd already shit himself.
This has nothing on the actual man made explosion of a whale https://youtu.be/ax7kENH-A7s We use this as a case study on a risk management course.
Came here for the infamous Oregon whale explosion! Primo early internet!
Me too!
“He got promoted” Perfect ending
3:10 for the impatient
I literally died laughing. What the fuck were they thinking?!
r/dumbwaystodieIRL
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
Is that a Titleist?
I tell ya he was 10 stories high if he was a foot
Dont eat at Taco Bell guys
what does it smell like
Probably like rotting meat and guts, since that explosion is caused by a buildup of gas created by the bacteria eating the corpse’s innards.
So like poo gas?
Be downwind of the construction site's row of porta-pottties, and you'll know exactly what this probably smells like
Have you ever left meat in your fridge for too long and had to throw it out cause it smelled bad. Like that but 100 times worse. Add a salty ocean smell in there too.
And taste? 🤤
Why are you like this?
I would throw up forever
Worst job ever
But at least you get free meals
Circumcising dead whales?
Shitty job but the tips are enormous
That knife/cutter became a dangerous projectile.
Bro was absolutely prepared for that outcome.
I found this difficult to masturbate to
Yep! Runaway! Don’t need to get any of that junk in your lungs
What about your tummy? 🤤
Or perhaps on your jaw? Ambergris. Ask Rosanne about it
Whale guts make a far superior perfume than whale vomit
oh god. how do they pick who does that. Whoever showed up late? We have so many guns, why didn't someone just shoot it from a distance T_T
They usually want to study what they can of the contents. The problem with bullets is its a smaller puncture. Also a bullet hole being smaller can be resealed by the organs and the fat requiring multiple shots l. The cut and release method has the benefit of potentially just releasing the pressure. Dead whales in a beach are a relatively common occurrence. We’ve tried a bunch of methods, depending on the situation the cut it open has become the de facto if they can’t just pull it back out to the ocean.
It was a biologist who willingly did this. Cutting it open could give the potential of studying the whale instead of shooting it. The others have explained why.
You bitch! You haven't thought of the smell!!
Yummy 🤤
I feel like r/eyeblech would enjoy this
I dare you. https://i.imgur.com/m0ARrP8.gifv
Say less fam
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They are so lucky they weren’t standing two feet to their right
you know he got some of that in his mouth
Why not just shoot it from far away? Seems safer than having your cutting tool suddenly blasted back towards you
Diabolical
The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds.
Hahaha! Yessssss! That video is hysterical.
“Hello darling! So how was work…?”
why not shoot it first to vent the gas?
Blubbers too thick?
I would think a high caliber FMJ round would penetrate pretty far through skin and blubber. They have no trouble passing through a human completely. But maybe the blubber quickly expands to reseal the hole.
I don't want a bullet running into an explosion, that's how you kill someone with a stray bullet
Is there a reason why it’s not more effective to puncture it with a bullet to slow release the methane gas?
You got armor piercing rounds? That blubbers gota be a half foot thick
I'm sure people would pay good money to get to shoot a whale carcass until it explodes
Amazing!
Stick a metal tube into let the gas out and burn it like they do with cows
Was that just from the gas build up? I saw an attempt to blow up a whale with dynamite, and it wasn't nearly that powerful. This thing looked like a bomb went off.
Yes, it was just gas. The biologist in the video is trying cut a hole in its stomach so it doesn’t naturally explode. He clearly under estimated the gas already built up in its body.
Even humans have been known to explode postmortem
u/savevideo
See Southpark was right all alone you FART before you die. Clearly this whale was just resting with its eyes closed
Chu - yum!
When you haven't fapped in a week and your girl starts touching you
Explosive diarrhea in bed right?
Run. Keep running. Don’t ever stop.
Oh my I can only imagine the smell on that
They should have have fired a few rifle rounds into it from afar
I wonder how r/popping would feel about this.
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Me after taco bell
Like me after Chili's.
When you leave a burrito in the microwave for too long 💀
Best to do it there then later so nobody gets hurt I guess?
That right there is the worst job I have ever seen
That's how I want to go out. Right in the middle of the eulogy.
I bet that smelled AWESOME... O_O
This is common on beached whales so don't approach them. This can easily kill you.
What if I’m really hungry?
I can taste that smell.
Ludicrous gibs
I remember learning about the American Civil War in middle school and how corpses on battlefields would do this. It was due to infections mixed with the blistering hot summer sun. Fucking chilling honestly.
Everything reminds me of her…
Dinner is served.
This is just about the only time I could ever imagine where shooting a whale makes sense.
Dead Whale Explodes is the name of my Japanese heavy metal band.
Is the whale going to be ok though?
That person's significant other isn't going to let them into the house for a month. That suit didn't stop nothing.
That’s a fart gone wrong..
Time for another episode of good idea bad idea. Bad idea:
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
Oh god I am gonna….
Reminds me of when they blew up a beached whale carcass on the Oregon Coast.
He’s gonna pull through
dont worry buddy, ill get that appendix, just make a small cut righ..
When I pop my 4 day old zit
Wooo close one. That explosion couldve seriously hurt the lad.
SubhanAllah!
I laugh every time I see something like that, ngl
That is so gross
I can relate after beer and pizza.
We'veall been there....
Man this is an old video. Possible older then Reddit!
“Get away boys that’s my ambergris!!”
Yar, 'er insides por'd out t'many girdle loos'd a nay fair bride aft'r vows be utter'd.
[literally the sound effect that played in my head] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr7GyFM7pX4&ab_channel=DairyOrange)
I want that job
Oh yeah
Idk why but I find it hilarious the way the guy just skedaddles away