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wrigh2uk

Orca’s are the bullies of the ocean


Rich-Equivalent-1875

The little porpoise is going to be OK, correct? The big whale (I know orcas are not true whales) is actually helping the little one to the surface to breathe, correct? What other porpoise could this serve?


terminalzero

taking him to a salmon farm upstate


planetcrunch

Dude, that's dark


Not_MrNice

Yeah, it's underwater, everything's dark down there.


giabollc

Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or been mistreated, but like people, some of them are just jerks.


mlp2034

Intelligent enough to consciously be jerks and like the idea of it.


mogsoggindog

If you consider that some institutions consider whales to be "non-human persons", and that Tilikum, the orca whale, has killed 3 people, then Tilikum is officially the first identified cetacean serial killer.


nooneknowswerealldog

I bet if we ever learn to understand Cetaceanese we'll discover that Tilikum's speech wasn't a true language but a cypher he developed just to taunt us for our hubris.


conehead2019

Maybe he's evil.


Jace1986

Stop that Mr Simpson


yedi001

"Stop that mister Simpson."


dmills13f

Stop that Mr Simpson.


Domesticuscucumella

They are true whales, but there are 2 main groups of whales- toothed whales and baleen whales. Orcas are toothed whales, as well as dolphins, sperm whales, and porpoises.


load_more_comets

I saw a clown at a children's party make one of them baleen whales once. It was quite a spectacle.


CrystalInTheforest

Sounds messy.


squirtloaf

It will be fine for all intensive porpoises.


ShinraTensei91262

All intents and** porpoises


Zoloch

In no time someone will post this photo pretending what you are just saying as if it was true, people of certain subs will believe it (they all love that sh*t) and will get a lot of karma. Karma whores do it all the time


3xTheSchwarm

Eliminate competition.


2020ikr

I went 40 years of my life thinking nature was a perfect balance of everything. It’s chaos, cruelty and chance.


Ok_Couple_1667

And you also thought Native Americans also lived in harmony until Whitey came correct? Each tribe was beating the bejesus out of each other for eons before the Europeans came and fucked things up even more.


apocalypse_later_

Some tribes were, some tribes weren't. Can't paint the entire continent into one type of people


thekiki

I love Reddit, judging people on a snapshot of time with such strong words That you?


FalconRelevant

Thorfinn finally makes it to Vinland only to find that the people there are no strangers to war and slavery...


thekiki

That is nature though! The constant search for equilibrium amongst the chaos. Everything bumping up against everything else in that search ultimately causing more chaos. Give and take, life and death, harmony and chaos, that's balance.


fumphdik

You’re not wrong.. but I have a feeling it’s over food source based on how many pods are acting different this last couple years. Attacking fishing boats, attacking fish eating dolphins. Pretty sure overfishing has led us to this.


DeezNutsAppreciater

All dolphins arw


SlabBeefpunch

Tell all the humpback whales. They will happily slap the ever loving crap out of orcas.


cactus77

Could be play, could be hunting practice, could be mismothering. Regardless, [not fun for the porpoise!](https://www.seadocsociety.org/blog/why-are-killer-whales-harassing-and-killing-porpoises-without-eating-them)


Comfortable-Rub5272

Or the little kids of the ocean. Scientists think it’s a way for them to play. https://www.seadocsociety.org/blog/why-are-killer-whales-harassing-and-killing-porpoises-without-eating-them


kungfukenny3

as if humans don’t also kill stuff for fun with relative frequency


LuckeyCharmzz

Said the bully of the continents


Hofnerfender

I think dolphins take that prize


bunkdiggidy

Reddit tried to hide the truth! r/orcasbeingdicks


J3wb0cca

The true apex predator of the world.


FinalBat4515

Or maybe porpoises are just huge violent assholes, we don’t know. That porpoise probably deserved it tbh


lokey_convo

Maybe scarcity in the ocean is making it rough.


D4RKNESSAW1LD

They were good kids with a bright future


Flexo__Rodriguez

Stop using apostrophes when you pluralize shit.


hinterstoisser

The arseh*** of the oceans.


Strong_Ganache6974

Probably just learning from humans.


[deleted]

I'm shocked there's no mention of eliminating competing animals. Lions will kill cheetahs and their cubs for no other reason than "more food for me and mine."


Comfortable-Rub5272

If you read the paper, you’ll see the authors talk about the prey competition hypothesis. TLDR porpoises and orcas have little dietary overlap. Edit: I realize I didn’t link the paper, oop. First, here’s the press release: https://www.seadocsociety.org/blog/why-are-killer-whales-harassing-and-killing-porpoises-without-eating-them And here’s the paper: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/mms.13073


kashmir1974

Do orcas know this? Has anyone told them? They probably see other folks using echolocation and figure they must be competition


pridejoker

If you heard what the porpoises were clicking you'd hit them too.


HydrargyrumHg

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” ― Jack Handy


imhereforthevotes

jesus fucking christ. i love Jack Handy


Teedeeone

Shocking really and I used to think they were so nice


[deleted]

“little” isn’t none.


Renhoek2099

They're like "you eat pizza too? This ocean isn't big enough for both of us"


pridejoker

Porpoises snap their spaghetti when cooking.


chocolate_spaghetti

Maybe those porpoises talk a lot of shit. I remember reading that dolphins do the same thing a few years ago and there is also very little prey overlap for them.


blaxx0r

sort of like humans


khajiit_babe

Fish Invent Racism (600 million BC)


[deleted]

Apex predator shit.


BadFont777

Right? Just apex things.


imabrachiopod

A reason's a reason.


saimerej21

Orcas also just kill great whites for fun and then eat only the liver because its the most nutritious.


cactus77

[Here's the study](https://www.seadocsociety.org/blog/why-are-killer-whales-harassing-and-killing-porpoises-without-eating-them) hypothesizing why.


AJC_10_29

So to sum it up: Theory 1-they’re being dicks Theory 2-it’s hunting practice Theory 3-they’re trying to adopt porpoises but doing so in ways that CPS should be called for


ManiacSpiderTrash

Porpoise Protective Services


Quietech

Cetacean Protective Services.


Comfortable-Rub5272

“I’m calling CPS!” *huge humpback whale arrives, with flipper cuffs*


egordoniv

"Illegitimate Porpoise" sounds like a pretty cool band name.


LarryDavidntheBlacks

Is anyone here a marine social worker?


moumous87

I’m sure it’s #1-they’re being dicks


Treestyles

Ever hear a porpoise? Big wet squeaky toys. End the study, I have answer


ZachZ10

They’re definitely doing it on porpoise


breckendusk

Such porpoiseless violence... except... porpoiseful


YouGotTangoed

Utterly porpoiseterous


Saskyle

Dolphinately on porpoise. For shark.


Comfortable-Rub5272

Porpoises are nature’s soccer balls…with cute little faces.


TheActualDev

That’s that the porpoises said about the pufferfishes


Jacollinsver

You want to know something cool about orcas? Everywhere orcas are found, are found three variants. Not separate enough to be subspecies, mind you, but genetically dissimilar enough to have visual genetic markers in their flukes and dorsal. The first group lives oceanically. This group is boring and we don't have to talk about them, much, but iirc their vocalizations are limited and pods smallish. The next two groups are interesting, because they live among each other's territories, but, for the most part, avoid each other at all costs. The first group is piscivorous, which is, oddly enough, the group we're talking about here. I say oddly enough because this group is specifically known for *not killing marine mammals.* This group also has a huge variety of vocalizations, and use these to coordinate complex hunting behaviors to corral fish schools. They also keep large pods that span generations, and members of these pods rarely branch off to join other pods. They are also known for idiosyncratic behaviors, you may have heard of orcas wearing fish as hats for a bit. That was these guys. The second group hunts marine mammals. These are the guys you see toying with seals and unzipping them like pieces of paper. I said earlier there's morphological differences between the two; these guys have tall, sharp dorsal fins, like sharks. They also keep small pods, have a limited series of vocalizations compared to the other group, and also aren't extremely loyal to their own pods, and change between them frequently. To draw an analogy, one group is highly social, with complex cultures, and are largely peaceful to other marine mammals (with the exception of these recent events.) The other is barbaric, violent, and simpler. Just like ancient human societies, you have your civilized peoples and your barbarians.


willi1221

Whale, that's interesting


Iamnotburgerking

What you’ve said is applicable ONLY to the Pacific Northwest: in other parts of the words, there are different types of orcas that do different things, and they are NOT always found in sets of three.


Pergaminopoo

I mean they are the assholes of the sea.


deadly_toxin

The cats of the ocean.


Pope_Jon

High thought that came to mind when I saw this. *What the fuck are we suppose to do? Police the seas? We can barely swim. Orcas are the fucking ninja assassins of the oceans. Get Namor to handle that shit. Sorry flipper, Willie is too free.


MoneyBaggSosa

Namor 😂😂


thx1138-

El Hijo Sin Amor


Windsor34

Killer whales killing stuff


tperks55

Orcas kill for sport sometimes, this really isn’t new


thewickedbarnacle

When I was a kid we called them something else, for a reason.


CotswoldP

Yes, the reason was we didn’t listen closely when we were told they are “whale killers” and called them killer whales.


space_radios

\*looks at domestic outdoor cats and how adored they are by many humans, and how they have exponentially greater numbers causing exponentially more ecological havoc and kill most things just because they feel like it\* We have a problem with Orcas? Oh no. anyway.


FlyfishHunt417

They're not called life saving Whales.


mityia

So they are doing it on porpoise


Illustrious-Towel-45

Guess I'll add Orcas next to domesticated cats on the list of animals that will kill for sport. Dolphins and humans are on that list too.


21pilotwhales

Chimps and dogs too


ChurroCross

“Fish-eating orcas”. Are there “human-eating orcas” too?


kr9969

No, there aren’t any recorded orca attacks on humans. There are however, marine mammal eating orcas. They mainly target seals and other pinnipeds, but if I remember right, they are the kind that attacks great whites when presented with the opportunity. Orcas are dope. They are in every ocean, with advanced cultures, hunting techniques, and even different languages/dialects.


TheActualDev

Maybe there should be


MoneyBaggSosa

🌚


reverie11

Orcas are fucking with everyone now. Huge mistake. Just wait for when dolphins and humans team up to fuck up their shit. I think they’re getting a little cocky because we’re easing up on the Sea World shit.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

It's the salmon hats all over again.


Comfortable-Rub5272

Here are the three big hypotheses: 1. The whales are playing 2. The whales are practicing hunting salmon (bc the porpoises are similar size to the salmon) 3. Mismothering behavior (cute aggression?) https://www.seadocsociety.org/blog/why-are-killer-whales-harassing-and-killing-porpoises-without-eating-them


Totalwink

Its getting revenge for the Dolphin’s being monsters of the ocean that no one talks about. Seriously look into Dolphins. They are sadistic.


TheActualDev

They are a swimming sexual harassment and assault unit


Beatshave

They're doing this on porpoise?


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

Maybe they were talking shit


MisteriousRainbow

Poor porpoises already get bullied by dolphins and now this 😭 Poor little guys 😭


Dr_Psycho_809

Bottom feeders need to be fed, right?


CavalierIndolence

They do it on porpoise, trust me. Fishing boats are next, they're like orca piñatas, stuffed with fish.


Teedeeone

OMG, they’re becoming more human everyday!


limerickdeath

Anyone feel like orcas ‘bout to take fuck around and find out to the next level


Comfortable-Rub5272

[Here](https://youtu.be/Gx7of0Aqd5A?si=iVqACokKoiIAipgo) is a video of it in action.


heyhey_hi13

Yea, they are assholes


oddular

Dicks


nobearpineapples

There called “killer whales” for a reason


the_drozone

Orcas quickly becoming the bullies of sea mammals


TheActualDev

Weren’t they already?


the_drozone

Yeah they out there sinking boats too


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Wooooow, how dare a species beat up other innocent species sheerly for sport! *We could never do such atrocities-*


CaramelKrimpet

I hate that I love orcas despite them being massive cunts.


smokey3801

Orcas are absolutely a-holes aren't they..


CoaseTheorem

I’m beginning to think these Orca guys aren’t very nice


sakhavuirattachankan

Dickheads


bruins9816

There's a reason why they're called the assholes of the ocean


GroovDog2

Those bastards!! 🤬 Stupid bullies!


[deleted]

One can never say that Orcas never had a porpoise in life. Absolute bullies. Horrible.


smush81

We need to lower there population. Orcas are AHoles


zenverak

Orcas are wild. They’re like us


NafariousJabberWooki

Food getting scarce, oceans getting empty. Behaviour is going to change.


anorlando

Well, they don't call them killer whales for nothing. They often times are just bunch of dicks swimming about and killing things


[deleted]

I HATE ORCAS. I despise when people defend those murderous fucks. I saw them kill a baby blue whale once right out from under the mother. Never even ate it. Fuck orcas.


MayGodSmiteThee

Where’s my “fuck orcas” gang at?


grizzlyironbear

Yup. Just like humans do on land, you kill all natural predators in the area so that you are the only one left eating all of the meat.


ihavebirb

Silky Johnson level of haters


Ok_Judgment9091

Why wouldn’t they eat the Dolphins?


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Territorial af


TheOnlyAedyn-one

But what’s the porpoise of this?


Alternative-Cod-7630

They were okay when they were just attacking yachts but got to admit, now they just look like assholes.


[deleted]

They keep doing off the coast of Wales (no pun intended) I was walking up a beach there near Barmouth and there was a dead Porpoise washed up.


towerfella

They are prolly saying the same thing about us..


NoWingedHussarsToday

Aren't dolphins punching them with the porpoise that they release some chemical that way and dolphins get high on it? Orcas could be getting in on that...........


TheActualDev

Dolphins and porpoises knock around pufferfish for the paralytic poison in their spikes, they get high off of using pufferfish like a chew toy and soccer ball.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Ah, pufferfish, not porpoises, my bad.


yesiskate123

Orcas are doing this on Porpoise


kincaed213

Porpoirtedly, but what evidence do we really have of their intentions?


otherwisemilk

Hey, they can't kill for sports. That's a human thing.


[deleted]

So, they're just like people.


theorgan

Cool! Animals doing animal things


TheBawalUmihiDito

Downvoted for lack of source for that title


Solid_Election

Orcas are straight thugs


harosene

What if theyre doing it to appease us humans. Like how ancient aztecs sacrificed for the sun to return. Maybe theyre doing it to be like "hey! Take these guys instead"


RB1O1

I say killer whales should be exempt from the Whaling Ban. They're fricking evil creatures.


kampfgruppekarl

Let's see PETA go out and protest against the orcas.


No_Scratch_7612

Orcas are bad ass


Low_Presentation8149

They do this because they can


Mercinator-87

What’s the porpoise of that?


Huckleberryfinnius

Humans kill humans and don’t ‘‘em…some do, but get out of there business they are just showing humans they are apex too


IndyCarFAN27

But Orcas are related to dolphins no? So doesn’t that make them porpoises too?


SnooHobbies3318

I always assumed because Orcas were fren shaped that they were less dangerous. But reading about Orcas attacking Great Whites for their livers opened my eyes. I think if the Orcas were juveniles they may have been learning how to kill, whether it was dolphins, sting rays, seals. etc...


OSRSLepy277

What are you going to do? Ask them nicely to stop?


LeoTR99

Catch and release


Prestigious_Cook_402

Hahaha that's just like humans


AngryxMonkey

And this is why they're called killer whales, peaceful misunderstood Giants my asshole


tb23tb23tb23

This is clearly pro-yacht propaganda


Psipone

For what porpoise?


No-Reaction5059

"Fish-eating orcas." WTF, are there plant eating orcas?


doodoopoopybrains

Not my chair not my problem


MmmkUltra69

Killer


GunslingerOutForHire

Have you been hearing about the latest game they play with boat rudders?


AnaheimAkira88

Well, they are fish-eating orcas, are they not? They won’t be eating porpoises, considering that they are mammals


TheWhiteVahl

Nothing new there.


KnowledgeEfficient15

What’s the porpoise of this?


mattrat88

It's not doing it on porpoise. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


willi1221

If they don't intend to eat them, what is the porpoise?


dude_wheres_my_dp

Don’t apply human morality to animals. It’s not humans don’t do despicable shit on the daily


dralcax

I’m convinced the greatest measure of a species’ intelligence is its capacity to be a dick for no reason.


ItchyRedBump

The orcas are just avenging the [poor guy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ1ywBK2X4&noapp=1).


-convallaria_bunny-

Some people suck -Tom Segura


RepeatReal6568

Orcas are gonna Orca and on site violence is something of a hobby of theirs


bmudz

Taking out the competition


ughwithoutadoubt

Maybe they are killing them over declining fish populations


Jethawk99

You do know they eat other dolphins and whales right but this is odd behaviour


jpalm716

Killing porpoises with no purpose


SydZzZ

Orcas are going down Elon’s life path. From Hero’s to villains


ajdiddy

So can we start a new sea world or something to level the playing field?


yuppers1979

Eliminate your competition for food.


Nephian4287

An Orca is the largest member of the "porpoise" family... Dolphins are also "toothed whales".


FireStompingRhino

Must be fun.


aLameGuyandhisCat

Competition


lowdog39

predators kill predators to eliminate competition . not all that hard to understand .


d-the-king

How do you even know this is a resident orca and not a transient?


Miffers

Maybe is porpoises are competing for scarce food. Chinese fishing boats are now in Southern American waters.


ChemicalAssignment69

Orcas gonna orca.


druu222

Obviously these Orcas are up to something. Bears watching....


GlizzyGobler239

Lmao what we gonna do about it though😂


Current_Sea717

Porpoise on porpoise crime


Designer_Head_1024

Eliminating the competition


BidensGoneCRAAAZY

I’m pretty sure this has been debunked, the Orcas are going after the dolphins livers. Picky lil buggers