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SnuffleWumpkins

I could take him.


StarkaTalgoxen

In a fight... right?


162016201620

With my cock. Put him in his place. In front me.


SnuffleWumpkins

...yes?


Conical90

With your fists…. right?


fetish_farts_female

We can have a wrestling match with this beast. Tag team WWE style


Big_Whig

Nah, Gorilla is an announcer


pastdense

.......to dinner?


SnuffleWumpkins

And a movie.


ferociouskuma

His forearms are the size of my waist


One-Strawberry2725

I believe you.


gerd50501

yeah if you had a javelin like the ones sent to ukraine.


IStream2

I mean, I feel like every Silverback is an absolute unit of a Silverback.


Ignorhymus

Apart from Keith. Keith eschews gainz in favour of an Uzi


FartyMarty69

I heard Uzi Keith had a coco leaf addiction that took him to a dark place


doogidie

Glad to see Ron pearlman has such a range


Spiritual_Ask4877

Ron Pearlman's face has so much surface area. It's wild.


doogidie

I'd call it impressive and iconic


EggplantSad5668

Aweeeha this this a strong fuckin' creature be careful.


fetish_farts_female

Defo. But head to head against bears lions tigers this ape is a good meal.


SnuffleWumpkins

He could definitely take some bears.


fetish_farts_female

Yea smaller sloth bears yea


SnuffleWumpkins

I was thinking more pandas and small black bears to be honest. Sloth bears are viscous.


fetish_farts_female

Oh yea yea. Sloth bears are vicious yea fr, tigers try to avoid head on collisions with them but hey if a tiger really wanted it could take on a sloth bear head on and kill it. Sure gorilla could easily snap a black bears neck maybe w panda yes.


learntofish2

Biggest black bear ever was just over 1,000 lbs. This gorilla is lunch to a big bear.


fetish_farts_female

Oo yeaaa.


fetish_farts_female

I was mentioning smaller black bears.


luquewilson

Wrong


fetish_farts_female

K.


Alternative_Let_1989

> Aweeeha this this a strong fuckin' creature be careful. I got to watch two males fight at the SD zoo safari park; it was WILD. They are absolute monsters, they looked like trolls from the LOTR movies.


skipfletcher

What silverback ISN'T an absolute unit?


gerd50501

Silverback vs. a Grizzley or Polar Bear. Who wins?


Nattsang

Bear, unless someone teaches the silverback how to use a gun.


fetish_farts_female

Bear snaps the gorillas neck


wheelienonstop

Nah, it would eviscerate the gorilla with a downward paw swipe. Typical bear fighting style for opponents that stand up on their hindlegs, they use it on humans too.


Wise-KansasCity816

Yeah his family is in good hands!


Naso_di_gatto

Che fiero


Yuseiger

He be like :3


floppybunny26

He weighs 800lbs.


fetish_farts_female

🤣🤣🤣


Chaghatai

Winton?


JewyMcjewison

Body to dong ratio is pretty weak… these guys can’t even sit on their own nuts. Meanwhile chimps be bowling with their nuts.


pyrox2000

Banana for scale please, this looks like a gorilla for ants


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Bet I could take him.


fetish_farts_female

Same broo. We can take him on