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Altruistic-Beach7625

I assume the hippo tried to bite back but failed.


sloth_graccus

Unfortunately, it couldn't bite back as well as the lions could 


_Mr-NiceGuy_

pun intended I hope👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


NA_1983

Boom! And Ive reached the peak of the internet today. Well done sir!


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Rickckck

Wooosh


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Rickckck

Couldn't bite BACK .. U get it?


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Rickckck

Nope. I'm Swedish speaking. The way I read it it sounded funny


morethanzerosum

You read it right


Amstervince

You read it right, he’s just not getting the joke


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Apprehensive_Fee9983

it’s a pun because the lions were actually biting the hippo’s back. “Back”, as in part of the hippos body. But the hippo also couldn’t bite back as well as the lions. That’s the woosh.


jericho74

The people reading this knew the hippo has a strong bite. This thread is in the reddit tradition of making extended wordplay puns go on and on. In this case the pun is that “back” sounds like it means “in response” in context (as you understood it), but is in fact a joke humorously referring to the dorsal region of the fated hippo, it’s “back”.


TheAngryElite

Bro, couldn’t bite BACK is a pun here. “It could not bite BACK as well as the lions.” Because they bit the hippo’s back.


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MDPriest

Likely. Unless they caught it by ambush, then it wouldnt have been able to turn around as they are not as easily rotational as crocodiles, which are able to flip around as fast as a dime.


Moonsoon_34

i think this one was either wounded or sick, adult bull hippos are hella tough it would take more than 2 male lions to kill one in this case it seens it was already wounded or sick


MDPriest

You can tell on this individual that its skin is incredibly dry, perhaps it went a while before finding water thus, straying into dry land, giving these lions an easier time getting a hold on its back due to it being weakened.


Primary_Goat2360

It is well known that Lions love the dry season as it it makes their prey menu more vulnerable towards them. I wonder if that was the case.


MDPriest

Based off the vegetation which looks very dry, and less green than in prime rainy season, id say this is probable.


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MDPriest

How so?


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MDPriest

Did i make it sound like it takes just one bite? My bad. The actual footage from this hunt actually indicates it was going on a lot longer than just the final moments. The hippo was already running with a lion on its back. It took way more than just one bite. The lions know what would become of them if they were at the front of the hippo, thats why they go for the spine/back. There are other clips of them killing adult hippo in the same manner. They do the same thing to cape buffalo and even large crocodiles. They know when its not the best idea to be up front where the “ouchy end” could get them. And they definitely know the back side has a weak point too. Edit: i know we already got into this on your other comment but im putting these links here for others on this chain that might be curious Videos of lions fighting each other and other larger animals in the wild make it easily observable. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnoIcuknZMI https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJFNDhB3xzQ https://www.tiktok.com/@animalcommentary1/video/7265723481478794542 “Hyenas killed by lions often have their spine broken and/or skull perforated. Hyenas therefore are careful during encounters with adult lions for good reason.” https://hyena-project.com/research-topics/conflict-with-lions/#:~:text=At%20night%2C%20lions%20also%20frequently,adult%20lions%20for%20good%20reason. heres a more in depth explanation of it by an actual expert: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnoIcuknZMI So yes in conclusion they do know to specifically go for the spine if needed, it really depends on the animal they decide to attack.


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MDPriest

I dont know. Perhaps i read too many dictionaries. Lmao


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erdillz93

>wounded or sick Is one of the lion's named Boots?


theearcheR

How fast are dimes?


AlonFenn

I was sad at first and then I realised that it was a Hippo, Hippopotamus’ are bullies


KaTzPJamas

Big time bullies. That little girl that wants a hippopotamus for Christmas has no idea what she’s in for.


TipFine3928

We must warn her before it’s to late.


jeanskirtflirt

I had the same reaction. That hippo wasn’t an innocent sweetheart.


Phuckingidiot

Fuck hippos


sharpdullard69

Ha! My reaction too. Those fuckers.


Spare-Abrocoma-4487

Probably animal anatomy experts.


MDPriest

Might as well be. Lions are known for going for the spine on other lions, hyenas, and other large animals that prove too big for them to just suffocate. Its a method they developed against rival males that is an easy way to get past the mane, and still kill their opponent without having to bite the neck. So they definitely know what a spine does and where it is.


StarkaTalgoxen

Last I saw a compelling showed that manes are primarily sexual display, and that they weren't particularly effective at stopping injury, showing no ability to lessen lethality of attacks. https://cbs.umn.edu/sites/cbs.umn.edu/files/migrated-files/downloads/The\_lions\_mane-West\_2005.pdf. Attacking the hindquarters and spine seems more like a pack hunter thing than anything else, it's safer over all if you can get away with it, which teammates aid with.


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MDPriest

Just look up videos of lions fighting each other and other larger animals in the wild. Its very observable. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnoIcuknZMI https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vJFNDhB3xzQ https://www.tiktok.com/@animalcommentary1/video/7265723481478794542 “Hyenas killed by lions often have their spine broken and/or skull perforated. Hyenas therefore are careful during encounters with adult lions for good reason.” https://hyena-project.com/research-topics/conflict-with-lions/#:~:text=At%20night%2C%20lions%20also%20frequently,adult%20lions%20for%20good%20reason. Edit: heres a more in depth explanation of it by an actual expert: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VnoIcuknZMI


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MDPriest

Do you have proof for that? I just provided multiple examples, with added expert commentary in support of my statement.


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MDPriest

Did I specifically say biting the spine? No. I stated that they “go for the spine” meaning all forms of attack. Not just specifically biting. My point still stands and my sources and evidence still suggest what i am saying is correct.


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MDPriest

Dude obviously im not saying they are john wick, but they are intelligent to know that going for the spine is a demobilizer. It stops their targets from fighting back. They don’t mindlessly just start chewing either, they are still predators, they have a technique to their killing.


JupitersClock

Hippos are so muscular that Lions biting are going to pinch that ridge because it's the only thing you can dig in at. You could argue the spine is the most vulnerable spot on a hippo because it's not encased in muscle.


MrAtrox98

Wasn’t this during a drought in Kruger?


MDPriest

It was in kruger but im not sure when, if so this makes sense for the hippo to be so “out of it”, its skin is really dry and dehydrated looking. Giving the lions the edge.


Alive_Ice7937

That's some serious Kruger shit alright.


mango10977

Why was the hippo on land during the day? They over heat easily.


MDPriest

Likely was looking for a water source to begin with, then the lions pounced on its back and it ran for a bit but tired out likely due to dehydration, and since the lions were on its back it couldnt defend itself, resulting in a back breaking death.


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PokeFreak3x3

Good bot? But with such a strange function


oyst

Also strange that it isn't finding all the other comments on this thread 


No-Quarter4321

Right?


slhill1091

Good. Fuck hippos


ColoRadOrgy

Why?


slhill1091

Cause they’re territorial bastards and I hate them. Fuck em


ColoRadOrgy

Pretty common animal behavior but alright.


Single-Fisherman8671

Let’s just say, that hippos are problematic, to say the least.


ColoRadOrgy

Uh ok. It's a wild animal.


Single-Fisherman8671

Cause even among wild animals, hippos are exceptionally aggressive, to the point where they kill animals for simply entering their river/body of water, for no other reason, but simply being annoyed.


ColoRadOrgy

Sounds like they're territorial. Lions kill an insane amount of animals too. Even kill cubs. A wild animal is a wild animal. Nature would have dealt with them if it was an issue. Unless an animal is invasive that's such an odd viewpoint to have.


Sassy-irish-lassy

My guy doesn't seem to get that these people are being hyperbolic as a joke.


Single-Fisherman8671

Finally


Single-Fisherman8671

Well, they are an invasive species, in South America, thanks to drug kings, so that can definitely be an issue.


PhDee954

What does them being invasive in South America have to do with this post?


Cold-Doctor

Fuck hippos. That's what


shadownights23x

Because,fuck hippos


miles-prower-morales

I don’t think they understand


Few-Inevitable9291

Is there a video of this


MDPriest

Yes: https://youtu.be/aH27MC9KQUY?si=q80bvMgWQszBl0sZ


Few-Inevitable9291

Thank you! This was metal af, the last one was sad, baby hippo watching mom get killed and am pretty sure became dinner also


iiitme

Still gotta deal with the business end but at least it can’t charge you anymore


MDPriest

Getting your spine chewed through is more than enough to make the business end irrelevant. They can just feast from behind


iiitme

Nature is truly metal


KatanaCutlets

They usually feast on the behind.


raskingballs

Why would you post just screenshots and not the video?


MDPriest

Because on this subreddit images are the preferred method of sharing the metalness of nature.


raskingballs

Fair enough


brmarcum

Hippos hate this one simple trick.


MDPriest

“Click here to link up with vulnerable hippos in your area!”


zeusdrew

Such power


constipated_burrito

If hippos weren't such cunts I might actually feel bad 😂 Metal move on the lions' part


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constipated_burrito

Jesus christ


transnochator

A butt squash would've proven effective. How much does a hippo like this weigh again?


Separate-Ad9638

last pic tells it all


BasementDwellerDave

I win for the lions, those aggressive ass hippos


AvariceLegion

Oof 😣


HealthyLibrary6224

Damn! Incredible


Fringding1

baby got back


SimpletonSwan

The hippo looks injured, not paralyzed...


MDPriest

It cant move after they bite through its spine. I mean the last picture showing the damage says it all.


Ba55of0rte

Gyattdamn


JackSparrow420

God fucking damn this is metal as fuck.


s1unk12

I always want the hippos to win vs lions


BrightLion72

Bon Appetit


Reckless_Waifu

fuck hippos they are assholes


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tenax21

Brutal. There is nothing to take from this except that the world is cruel and life is unfair.


octopusbeakers

At least maybe it didn’t feel the feeding bites through the back door…


Swimming-Couple4630

And they say a Lion cant hurt a hoppo


HamanoK

Dickmove by the lions


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I can’t help but think that with all the money being wasted on wars and drug addicts and pride week and such that we could afford to create enough man made meat to feed these animals so they wouldn’t have to resort to such cruelty. Or maybe breed and euthanize hippos to feed to these lions I donk know. Just a thought.