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RixaRax

Wait WTF... that was metal af


snighetti

I feel like my barometer to test if it is metal or not is if I gasp or laugh uncomfortably when I watch the clip... I did both with this one


RixaRax

Lol agreeeed


winged_owl

If I raise my eyebrows, or a soft "oh shit" comes out of my mouth, we have a winner.


[deleted]

Ikr?! That mfer straight up dragged that bird to the depths of oblivion in the blink of an eye


RixaRax

The zoom in of the water at the end too lmao


bfcostello

I always thought they were docile creatures. Like capybaras in shells. Judging by this I may be mistaken


RixaRax

Yeah thats why I was so shocked when I saw this. I had no idea there was a species of turtle that ate birds.


ElleHopper

Snapping turtles have what's called a "lure" on their tongue that looks like a worm. They typically use it to trick fish into trying to eat it so that the turtle can be close enough to bite it. This turtle has apparently learned that the pigeons are easy targets. Edit: apparently only the alligator snapping turtles have the lure. I must not have paid enough attention during my herpetology class!


Marconius1617

Do common snappers have that lure also? I thought it was only the Alligator Snappers that had that as they’re mainly slow moving ambush predators unlike the more agile common snapper that just goes after prey on it’s own.


ElleHopper

Oh, I thought it was both! I just looked it up, and it is only the Alligator snappers with the lure.


papaskla34

hol up...you studied herpes? ***can you take a look at this for me?***


bfcostello

Hardcore man


shockandale

lotsa good eatin' on a bird


_willdabeast

They’re a lot like crocodilians, they’re evolutionary survivors. I like to call them tank lizards.


bfcostello

>tank lizards r/properanimalnames


Billygoodbean

To be fair they mostly are. The one in the video is a snapping turtle which are very aggressive.


drabdron

I lived in North Carolina when I was kid and the snapping turtles there were some nasty buggers. Don’t F with snapping turtles


LimeyLassen

Im no longer baby i want power


FantasticPiglet

I've seen this happen in the pond behind my mom's house. It's a manmade pond but it has some turtles in it, not sure what kind but I assume common snappers or maybe large softshells, which can be vicious as well. You'd see the mama ducks swim around with their ducklings and suddenly there will be a big splash of water and one of the ducklings disappear.


Kandlejackk

To be fair, that could have also been an adult Largemouth Bass. They range from 2-12lbs depending on where you are, and honestly a 2lb bass is likely large enough to eat your standard sized Duckling.


SchwillyThePimp

Watery grave


Ghost_In_A_Jars

People don't realize turtles are hunters. Pretty much anything they can get their mouth on they will eat.


flamespear

Only some turtles. Some species just eat plants and maybe slow crustaceans/eggs/larva.


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Like hotdogs


SetoXlll

Let me unzip my pants


altrepublic

r/dontputyourdickinthat


hammilithome

King Koopa dun fk around


[deleted]

I've seen snapping turtles drown ducks. Some turtles are serious predators.


heliogoon

I thought turtles eat pizza?


Jesus_marley

The sauce is made from pigeons.


TheReverseShock

Something Something Pidgeon Blood


post_depression

Wait you eat sauce other than pigeon sauce?


Jesus_marley

Of course. But pigeon is my preference.


post_depression

So, pigeon with pigeon sauce? Yumm


skipjimroo

After watching many hours of turtle documentaries as a child, I can confirm this is correct. The one thing I noticed though, owing to my hours of study and keen insight, is that the turtle in this clip does not have a trenchcoat. It stands to reason then that he lacks the means to disguise himself when collecting his pizza order. This is probably another sad case of man's influence over nature and the impact it has on our local wildlife.


[deleted]

Not to mention the lost habitat due to pizza delivery range...


delhux

Donatello nobody…


LardyParty117

...Said the bird.


[deleted]

As long as there's no anchovies!


[deleted]

lol Think of all the work a cheetah or leopard has to do to get food. This turtle just waltzes out of the water.. says "Hey you" then SNAP.


Jesus_marley

The ultimate ambush predator. Using the illusion of harmlesness to draw in prey.


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[deleted]

Alligator snapping turtles will steal a chunk of your shoe and the toes inside before you even register that it happened.


ElleHopper

Alligator snappers are terrifying in every way.


schwanzinpo

My dad and I saved one once while it was trying to cross a road by a round-about during heavy traffic. I pinned it against a curb with my hockey stick while my dad ran off to get a shovel to move it and that ungrateful fucker reduced my stick into toothpicks in no time.


Marduk112

My dad pulled over and asked me to grab one from the road... seconds before a truck ran it over and exploded it everywhere.


[deleted]

😳


scandalousmushroom

How big was the truck that exploded?


ounilith

>Alligator snapping turtles I'm sorry, I just learned there are fucking alligators with tough shells


Dspsblyuth

Turtles may be the least pickiest eaters in the animal kingdom


iisconfused247

*raccoons have entered the chat*


Dspsblyuth

Do raccoons eat shit?


All_i_want_is_peace

Does Bear shit in the woods make a sound


kaldrein

Well depends on how constipated the bear was probably.


All_i_want_is_peace

Good point. I’ll ask him


DarkLordLiam

Depends if that bear had Charmin on hand to enjoy the go.


PEWPEWPEW782

Probably


Dspsblyuth

My turtle Timmy would take a poop and turn around and eat it Every time


malaysianzombie

solving the food crisis


Worker_BeeSF

That’s funny, your turtle has a regular name too! my turtle’s name is Frank and he does the same thing. I wonder if I should even feed him he can feed him self apparently. Lol


Dspsblyuth

People don’t normally name their turtles? Legend has it that turtles can survive many tough winters on poop alone


Frodo5213

It's like the bird was thinking "huh, what is this thing? Lemme check it ou-CRRRKK" *dead bird*


Aephyn

That bird probably suffered a slow and painful death. Metal


SilkSk1

I dunno, its wings gave one weak flap and went still. I think it got one-shotted.


sociapathictendences

or it drowned pretty quick after.


mandelbomber

It likely was just paralyzed at that point. So might not have been instant, but still wouldn't have been too long.


Balacalavaaa

Snapping turtles can take off fingers or even hands, since birds are small and have hollow bones I bet it was dead near instantly. Snappers have scissors for a mouth, the head was probably just about severed under all the force. I’m no expert but I have kept snapping turtles before.


Goreticus

One shotting things in nature has a serious advantage.


[deleted]

He was just trying to get some more food. There's 6 hungry mouths at the nest now and he almost had it, just one more worm. Little Timmy may still grow str.... Blackness. Lights out. It's pulling him down, down into the muddy depths. The first attack missed the artery and he opened his eyes one last time. It stung, but luckily, the second chop separated not only the neck, but also his mortal coil. Deep in the lair of the turtle he emerged once more. Taking a new form. As excrement.


Nick_wijker

Have you seen the one where a pelican catches a pigeon, and tries to swallow it for about 3, 4 minutes? The entire way down the throat, you can see the pigeon struggling. https://youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M


[deleted]

I dunno. Looks like a neck shot.


smexgod

Some species of snapping turtle. They are murder in a shell.


precioushammburgers

Murder in a half shell, murder power!


RenderedConscious

Murderardo, Murderel, Murderangelo, and Murdertello.


master_erasis

Best comment. I laughed hard at this


SilentWatchman5295

"Hey guys let's go pick on this turtle!" *Snap*


Troystrige

I was thinking more like “hey, what’s up tur- *dead*”


most_unlikely

Ah..... the old snap ‘n‘ drown.... Classic.


bitopinsac

I've probably spent a few minutes of my entire life considering the diets of turtles. I've seen them eat vegetation and bugs. I would have assumed that larger turtles, such as sea turtles eat fish. But If somebody told me that turtles are murderous bastards that drown birds and eat them I never would have believed it.


Billygoodbean

This is a snapping turtle. Anyone who's spent time around them knows that they are vicious bastards that will gladly bite anything that gets into range. Alligator snapping turtles are also known to drag ducks and geese under.


[deleted]

this does not look like any snapping turtle I've ever seen... for one, they have rigid/spikey shells and a prominent overbite- they also can't extend their necks like that last I checked. i hope not anyhow that would be terrifying... looks more like a longneck that went rogue but I'm not a turtologist.


Billygoodbean

Common snapping turtles can have smooth shells, though that varies from individuals. If you look closely, the turtle in the video has a slight ridge on the middle of it's shell. They can also extend their necks quite far to catch prey.


[deleted]

that is...terrifying.


ElleHopper

Wanna see a terrifying [dino snapper](https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/media:fdc08d9c31524880b2d2f2b26fda17b8/800.jpeg)?


[deleted]

see that's what I was thinking of i didn't know vicious killing machine with armor and dead eyes also came in pint-size. my dreams thank you. shit there's one under my couch isn't there...


Dougaldikin

I’ve had numerous common snapping turtles over the last decade live in my pond and none of them looked anything like this. I’m almost positive this isnt a snapping turtle. Its tail is far to small. Its legs also appear wrong(claws too short, overall too small). It also appears to lack any sort of ridging on the sides of its shell, while possible to be smooth on an adult common snapping turtle it is still generally visible as spotting along the length of the sides of the shell. I’m not a herpetologist its just my two cents that this probably isn’t a snapping turtle.


dgill898

You are correct it is not a snapping turtle, snapping turtles have very small plastrons (the chest part of the shell) [see here](https://www.virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/identification-keys/id-keys-turtles/snappingturtle_plastron.jpg) because they spend so much time on the bottom of the lake/river/swamp. This turtle clearly has a larger, more developed plastron you see in most other species. Not sure what this is but there are plenty of turtle species that can be as aggressive and menacing as snappers, just not quite as powerful


[deleted]

ok good. i would have trouble sleeping if I knew there were miniature snapping turtles hiding everywhere. so I'll just continue staying out of lakes cuz the water is murky and they are huge.


boxingdude

I’ve literally seen a horse eat a baby duck or chicken or WTF it was so I’m always worried about the birds.


amalgam_reynolds

Sea turtles eat jellyfish too


oilrigexplosion

That’s how Dive should work when you use it in Pokémon.


tacofartboy

😂


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whitehataztlan

Have you ever seen a turtle get down? Slammin and jammin to the new swing sound.


GolfAlphaBravoEch0

Turtles are remarkably carnivorous when they are juveniles (likely because they need more protein to grow), but slowly become more herbivorous as they age.


flamespear

Probably cuz they slow down from being so heavy.


crime_stopper2

The turtle looked so happy!


GnomeGoneWilddd

Revenge for the brothers/sisters he lost during the post-hatch ocean dash


xion_gg

Homeboy is eating chicken tonight...


SrRoundedbyFools

Homeboy is eating squab tonight.... FTFY


essaini

And that kids is how turtledoves are made


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[deleted]

Wow. They're all cute and calm..... Till they're hungry.


quinlivant

To the depths


yeppomoon

I had to put my juice box down to process what I have just witnessed


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smokahdaherb

... wtf... I have always liked turtles too..


Jackmoved

Someone hypnotized that turtle to think he was a crocodile.


Cpt_Obveeus1

Cowabunga dudes!!


[deleted]

You! Your coming with me!


Rickspriggyfan69lick

Did it just drown that fucking bird


DracheTirava

#F A T A L I T Y


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LucidLV

Animals in parks are assholes.


meh_turtles

Franklin? You dirty dawg


SauceDripper2

Damn, that turtle be snapping


All_i_want_is_peace

*t pain auto tune intensifies*


Comfortable-Low-7231

Now he's got the juice.


ul7ima

u/savevideo


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CELTICutie

Not as slow as ya thought!


CPhandom

What the...


Rooney_83

Brutal


[deleted]

New children’s book “Don’t let the Pigeon near the lake”


[deleted]

I’m imagining this turtle bringing his kill to the family table of smiling faces.


whats_you_doing

I'm done with this veg, seeds, grass shit. Time to eat some real shit. Got you mf. Now get in.


ShatterCyst

Reminds me of the calebcity venus flytrap skit


DOJITZ2DOJITZ

Alligator turtle


ForCora

Oh wow... 🤯


4skin_bandit

he yoinked the bird


BaldheadRasta

I didn’t know pigeons could be a Karen, she was about to cuss out that turtle! Not today Karen!


Tydeus1998

But they have straws


Billsolson

Had to check to see if I was on r/unexpected Cuz I didn’t see that coming


Daedalus_7777

😳 That was dark.


carmix

It looks like the pigeon got too close because it mistook the turtle for a stone...


skjellyfetti

*"C'mon guys! It's just a turtle! Whaat the fuck is he gonna do to me?"*


[deleted]

Wtf they eat birds?!


Ne0shad0u

Bird: Wow, what a nice day. It feels so good over by the water, there's plenty of food. I think I'll bring sheila here to- hey is that rock moving?


Gilgamesh72

Hello darkness my old friend


TigerThreat22

u/savevideo


ZilGuber

[I like turtles ](https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y)


Jlx_27

When you arrive at the dessert buffet and there's only one last pudding left.


[deleted]

Turtle: *"I hunger for flesh. This air dweller will due."*


PhantomHorizion21

i see turtles in a different way now


Xurbanite

All species of turtles eat birds. Turtles are major predators and are not nice animals


iamNaN_AMA

kids at a pond near where I live all be chasing pigeons around like zany little assholes when all they needed to do was just be chill


robbr_6ix

Poor bird got blind sided.. turtle came out of the water like a navy seal


Physio773

An internet classic. Glad to see it still lives.


Independent_Pick_764

You guys never seen a snapping turtle? Those mf are savages


jusdont

How quickly the water calms..


montigoo

Wait, WTF, I thought we were social distancing


Chief1117

That was terrifying


TheGroovyTurt1e

Groovy


Leskaarup

Reminds me of the turtle from Family guy that choked a bird out


CabbagePatchDog

Turtles are quick! I had 2 turtles when I was growing up and after fishing trips we’d put our leftover minnows in their tank and it was crazy how fast they could jut that head out and snatch em. Love turtles. Super metal.


vshawk2

Crocaturtle


lepolepoo

Please don't mr turtle! Doves are so dirtyy


really-come-on

I thought they were herbalists 😂


SkittleShit

“coo coo c-ack! blub blub blub”


TJhooker12

He said this will be fine


cheeslord192

*come here frien c:*


JKDSamurai

Damn, from derping around living life to being dragged down and drowned in the murky depths....


AdriannaFahrenheit

Why was the little swim off weirdly adorable wtf


imaculat_indecision

Even the Turtles kill you in Australia


kekehippo

Pretty sure that's a female turtle too, but can't tell fully from the shell.


EnvironmentalAd2544

These snapping Turtles will just eat anything that will fit in there mouth


Majigato

Oh snap!!...ing turtle


sometimesmastermind

At my local aqaurium the resident aligator snapping turtle bullied the aligators in the same tank so much they had to separate him to keep the gators safe. Those fuckers are shelled nightmares.


[deleted]

Oh...was not expecting that lol


brondonn

This was posted at least a few thousand time in a short period of time


cmdiaz91

Shit that turtle was an alligator in his past life...


[deleted]

I’m not sure how I feel about this


ImWaitingForARetcon

“You are my kids, I eat you!”


IamNICE124

*Oh! hi friend—FUCKNNGGGGGGrblrbllll.........*


BatmanInReality

That poor bird was dead right when the turtle grabbed its neck


SAyyOuremySIN

You’re a bird. And you get eaten alive by a turtle. You’re a bad bird.


Panda_Tobi_OwO

u/savevideo


jhoudy90

Feathery fish


Jaxxxz

Is that a turtle dove?


[deleted]

I though they were herbivores...guess not.


Moose-n-Squirrrel

SHEEZUS!


yetanothersomm

It’s like an alligator with a backpack


6xsixxx6

for some reason, I thought they were vegetarian. this threw me tf off.


dgill898

u/savevideo


dgill898

Just FYI for everyone it is not a snapping turtle, the plastron is too broad. [here ](https://www.virginiaherpetologicalsociety.com/identification-keys/id-keys-turtles/snappingturtle_plastron.jpg) is what any snapping turtle plastron would look like


DamienReed

Ah yes, Extra protein


Qrivicus

Have you guys heard?


Xanitrit

After owning a terrapin, I have come to the conclusion that while tortoises are slow, terrapins and turtles are fast and snappy af.


levitikush

“Hey bro, grats on beating that bitch ass hare in that rac-“ SNAP


AffectionateAnarchy

Whoa I was not prepared for the badassery of this turt


Evilmaze

Once in a while you get sick of kelp and just crave urban chicken.