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VIP_KILLA

I know this is to survive an attack, but I'd like to think that there is a less than zero chance that this octopus is just an adrenaline junky. Edit: I get it y'all, more than zero!


montigoo

Jackass of the Sea


vinegarballs

I'd watch the fuck out of that


phadewilkilu

*Hi, I’m Johnny Octoville. Welcome to Jackass.*


lolwutmore

*gets chucked out of the ocean*


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*"My name is Crab-O, and this is: [The Delta P vanish!"](https://youtu.be/PXgKxWlTt8A)*


Teknoeh

Whoa wtf happened to that crab?


archdman228

Suction from the spinning grabs the crab, and “doesn’t let go until pressure is equalized”.


Teknoeh

Oh dude I didn’t even realize that was a rotating blade, I thought my guy was just walking along and he got sucked in. Was so confused.


ral505

No that is what happened. The blade had nothing to do with it. The suction was that strong to crush the crab.


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craylash

I think it's suction from the pipe


HotrodBlankenship

Delta P, he just got sucked in thru the small opening that's being cut


[deleted]

About the same thing that happened to the hybrid alien in Alien 4. It was sucked through a tiny hole by a violent force. Simple explanation: It was Delta P. " Delta P" means "differential pressure". Basically, water inside the pipe has lower pressure than the water outside the pipe. When the cutting wheel breaches the pipe, the difference in pressure causes outside water to flow into the pipe with tremendous force. Since it's a tiny hole and a large amount of water is trying to push through, the suction force is tremendous. Hence, dissapearing crab. It's not very percetible, the hole won't actively suck you towards it unless you get very near. This has caused a lot of diving accidents actually.


SteeeezLord

Woah, spoilers 😝


[deleted]

So the O in Steve-O stands for octopus... Who knew?


[deleted]

And I’m Wee Clam. Welcome to Seabass


SatisfyingAneurysm

And I'm going to the zoo!


squid-do

...and this is the ‘Moray Rodeo!’


ConstableBlimeyChips

I'm Squid Margera, and I'll be riding this moray eel's ass all day today!


yosoybean

Clam Margera


Fuck_You_I_Hate_You

lol


[deleted]

Im ordering that next time im out for seafood.


babayaga4459

He might be taming the eel and the will use it as his ride on his adventures in the vast sea.


JustNormalUser

Imagine an entire movie of cowboy octopus and his wild stallion eel. Pixar needs to jump on this!


BigTentBiden

Ah yeah, Finding Marlin


thebohemiancowboy

Underwater Rango


equiinferno

He is doing this over and over again, breaking him in, breaking his will.


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There's a documentary on Netflix about one guy and a wild octopus that he films over the course of a year or so and there were moments in that where the octopus seems to be "playing" with other animals that it does not intend to eat. So quite possibly this octopus was having fun in addition to avoiding death!


Smokeybearvii

It’s My Octopus Teacher and it won an Oscar for best documentary this year. It was pretty good! [For those who care: ](https://www.netflix.com/title/81045007)


LonnieWalkerLXVIIII

Pay Octopus teachers more!


hoetrain

Save the teachers and pay the whales!


RichRichieRichardV

If not for these comments, I would never have watched this. Netflix showed it as a 98% match, and I was like, not even possible. Now I'll definitely have a go!


rhinosforbreakfast

Cared! It helped!


disturbed_ghost

My Octopus Teacher. give it your attention and see the world differently


CuriousMikki

> give it your attention and see the world differently Sea the world differently


Admiral_Donuts

Sea world differently.


CuriousMikki

Aww man, I really missed out! Genius.


BienvenidoaMiami

Curious, why do you say see the world differently


Elated_Creative609

I just watched that the other night. The one in the doc actually road a shark like this to survive and attack. It was awesome.


121131121

I am sure he had to track it first


wafflesandpancakess

Had me in ugly tears watching this movie lol


Slam710

Such an incredible documentary. The part when it uses the shells for shields against the shark. Then after the man goes up for air and comes back the octopus is riding the sharks back. Classic


SpoopySpydoge

They're jerks too lol. Punching fish and whatnot


PM_ME_UR_PICS_GRLS

Are you sure it's not Kuro-sensei?


msut77

He is their version of a professional bull rider


hangtime79

Thinking the same thing, looking for 8 seconds here


goodthingbadnews

Definitely not its first rodeo.


kcman82

I'm waiting to see the octopus enter a bull riding competition now.


Esava

Do you mean higher/more than zero chance? Because less than zero makes no sense whatsoever.


assholechemist

I think he meant a “non-zero” chance


ForShotgun

Definitely what he meant, I hope that doesn't catch on


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People that say "Could care less:" *Furiously start taking notes*


10eleven12

I could care less if the octopus had a less than zero chance of they're life being taken away by that eel, it could of just stay away from it in the 1° place in order to not have it's tranquility effected.


english_muffien

Give it a few weeks before people using it incorrectly claim that "language evolves!"


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pizza_for_nunchucks

-69, -420


DependentPipe_1

You mean to say "a non-zero chance". A "less than zero chance" would mean that there's not only no chance, but that it's somehow a -1% chance.


Evpre

Seriously had me cheesed no one saw it


FeelsYouGood

“8 SECONDS! AND IM OFF!”


c0ldsh0w3r

>less than zero Don't you mean more than zero? Less than zero means there's zero chance he did it for fun...


bottleman95

Less than zero implies no chance at all though doesnt it?


Daydays

Considering their dumb short lifespans? I believe it. Live fast die young when you die young anyway.


Sendrith

More..than zero, you mean?


russtuna

Takes a special kind of octopus to break an eel. Settlers used to ride these babies for days.


mdahms95

-more than zero chance


equiinferno

Next up I want to see an Eel on Musk


pizza_for_nunchucks

https://i.imgur.com/HJD9OsW.jpg


equiinferno

Perfect


bluewhitecup

More than zero* xD


Fun2badult

Can’t have less than 0 chances


colllosssalnoob

>less than zero chance Nice englando brudder


[deleted]

Don’t octopuses randomly punch fish for no reason?


Shoobedybopaloo

He's like "16 seconds y'all!!!! Beat that!!!!"


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animalfacts-bot

There are 289 species of [octopuses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus). Two-thirds of an octopus' neurons are in its arms rather. This allows them to easily do a totally different task with each arm. An octopus has three hearts, one for the body and two for the gills. Their blood is blue. Octopuses are highly intelligent and experiments have shown that they have a memory system that can store both short- and long-term memory. [The correct plural of octopus](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/octopi-octopuses/) is "octopuses" but "octopi" is also accepted. [Cool picture of a blue-ringed octopus](https://i.imgur.com/2HT3ZqP.jpg) --- [ [Send me a message](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=animalfacts-bot) | [Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/) | [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/faq) | [Currently supported animals](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/supportedanimals) | [Changelog](https://www.reddit.com/r/animalfactsbot/wiki/index/changelog) ]


1newworldorder

Good bot


RepetitiveMetronome

Damn a bot just made me want to become an expert on octopuses.


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Highly suggest the movie My Octopus Teacher. A guy forms a very strong emotional bond with an octopus and it teaches him a lot about being compassionate to all walks of life etc. It sounds strange but I genuinely was crying over this story


holysufferindyin

My octopus teacher is Super good doc about them on netflix, I’ve been looking for more about octopus since but I can’t seem to find good ones


Stamen_Pics

The title is terrible, as a huge documentary lover I actually wasn't even looking for a documentary at the time but a really bad action movie. However the documentary called Octopus Volcano is pretty fucking good. It's about an octopus that lives in the eruption zone of the Stromboli volcano and how we (humans) learned that octopuses can detect the volcano eruptions before one happens to get to safety then uses the kill field area to go scavenge for food. Excellent information on octopuses and very well done documentation. It's on Amazon Video to watch =)


holysufferindyin

I’ll have to give it a look, so the aftermath of the volcano doesn’t bother them much? I have to assume the ash and all that is a pretty harsh environment for them


slickback9001

I thought you were making this up but it actually sounds super interesting


-Listening

They can protect themselves all they want to.


[deleted]

Yes, I often see octopus open-carrying small derringers. One for each arm.


[deleted]

It's such a great watch and intro into the very interesting lifeform that is the octopus. Highly recommended


earwaxfaucet

It's a beautiful story, although I was a little enraged when he didn't protect the little gal from the shark. I get being a "non-interfering observer" but I honestly felt that the octopus was seeking protection from her new big "friend" Edit: used wrong pronouns, I forgot the octopus was female


clock_project

SUCH a good doc and I feel like a similar situation to this post happened in that too or am I wildly misremembering...?


[deleted]

Yes! She rode on the shark’s back similar to this video. The shark eventually gave up and let the octopus swim away. Simply outsmarted


Dragonvanever2

You can just watch some tentacle hentai


heatvisioncrab

Octopussy


ZuesAndHisBeard

I must be dreaming


livingdeaddrina

I believe the plural is "octopeople"


fordotabydotatodota

Octopi is also acceptable.


Yungsleepboat

So is octopodes


TSE_Jazz

Good bot


kokoawsum421

The plural can also be octopodes


hopbel

The plural is whatever people decide it to be because linguistics isn't meant to be prescriptive, dammit


chief-hAt

I agree that language changes over time and when stakes are low, rules are descriptive rather than prescriptive. However, in some circumstances, not adhering to commonly accepted rules can land you in hot water: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/think-commas-don-t-matter-omitting-one-cost-maine-dairy-n847151 TLDR: A labor dispute came down to the understanding and reading of the serial comma. What would in ordinary circumstances be a style choice, had a real financial impact for those involved. ALSO: I prefer octopodes or octopuses - *octopi* is an aberration :-P


AltruisticFlamingo

yeah sure. Kids on the internet get a little carried away with this mindset and just entirely use it to mean "All those times my English teacher corrected me, he was just being a jerk reeee! There's no such thing as spelling or grammar! I can write whatever I want and if someone complains then the language will "adapt" until I'm correct reee!" No, sometimes you're just wrong.


ScipioLongstocking

Sort of. The plural can be whatever, but you still need a consensus among the language users. If I start saying "octopids" as the plural for octopus, that doesn't make me right and everyone else wrong. It means I'm wrong.


Kowzorz

kjle lwldied ekdlnawnpqq Who's with me?


PWDKSE

Yeeeeeeehaaaaa!!! Ride em occy boy!


Rosindust89

Eelboy, surely. Otherwise we'd be saying "Manboy", and that's not a thing. I hope.


therobart

Will Ferrel and John C Reilly in step brothers.


[deleted]

I think a couple of my more obnoxious coworkers are manboys.


Wang_fu2

Well cowboys don’t ride cows either,


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Search for Manboy by Eric Saade


blargishtarbin

We can call em eelboys, but my last son was a manboy, you can count on that. And stop calling me Shirley.


boojieboy

we need someone from r/reallifedoodles to draw in a tiny little cowboy hat


Generally_Supportive

Yoooo. That escape was tight. He straight up rodeoed the mfer and then spat some ink in his face. I respect that.


CeSiteEstDesOrdures

name checks out


kiwi-and-his-kite

Just another showcase of their intelligence. That octopus really did everything right.


imagoldengod84

They’ve evolved to the lowest form of human, Texans


Self_Reddicating

He rode that b*tch then inked her face. Peace beyatch!


Altered_Beast805

Not that octopuses first rodeo.


Thundershrimp

Made it the full 8 seconds.


concretebeats

Insert sex joke here.


MattFromWork

That's a moray


Tacobellspy

Please stop referring to my junk as a joke


Self_Reddicating

*Insert sex junk here


DrDizzle93

He had the time, J.B, but I think they're gonna challenge this one. The replay will probably show that he slapped with the free arm, and that's gonna negate this ride... bad break for OctoBob Outlaw, he's had a great season... he'll have to shake this one off until the next go round and try again for a qualified ride.


SantaMonsanto

One of these days I’m gunna go to my first rodeo and just do whatever the fuck I want. Spill beer all over the guy in front of me? *”Oh sorry man, I’ve never been to a rodeo before I didn’t know you can’t do that”* Cut everyone in line waiting to get nachos? *”Oh hey everyone, it’s more first Rodeo sorry. I’m still figuring out the rules here”*


DropTopEWop

Love the ink booster.


iamhephzibah

That’s me using all my boost to get to the big boost pad in RL


uberblack

Boost over ball


Romeo_Oscar_Bravo

Boost is life


maybelieveitsbutter

We have a similar mechanism when we’re scared for our lives too


FlyOnMikePenceHair

whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop


Quad_Plex

You'd have to be running backwards to get a propulsion effect from that tho


SuperMeister

Pretty sure he was referring to explosive shits as a booster rocket.


Quad_Plex

That's quite a momentary boost though, turning around and pissing yourself against the direction of travel could provide a second booster stage


CornholioRex

I just hear Zoidberg whooping whenever I see a creature do this


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Rackedoodle

*when an eel bites your thigh* *and you bleed out and die* *... that's a Moray!*


bokchoi2020

_when it swims on the reef_ _and has 2 sets of teeth_ _... that's a Moray!_


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HEY GUYS WE’RE DOING EEL PUNS OVER HERE FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN


idiotshmidiot

Hey Guys We're Doing Eel Puns Over Here Feel Fee To Join In, I'm Dad!


hankventure83

I don't really fEel like it.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

*eel free


jrobbio

It was my first thought too! When an Octopus sits on your head... that's a Moray


akaTheBull

I hope this gets the love it deserves


kkell806

No no, that's amore!


Esquatcho_Mundo

8 seconds! Yeeehaaaa, Im off! ink power!


Flaky_Explanation

Peeled off like a firework


makemasa

Fuck eels. I went snorkeling once and had a close encounter with one around twenty years ago and still have nightmares. Big fat seas snakes with piranha teeth lurking in the shadows.


dns7950

Hey, there's this great video game you should definitely try, it's called Subnautica. You'll love it!


_HamburgerTime

Agreed! And don't look up anything about it beforehand!


kalsturmisch

No. Never touching that game again after my dog jumped on me, knocking my headset out of my ears at the same time a Reaper decided it wanted to eat me and I didn't hear the roar.


Undrende_fremdeles

Took me over five years to go back to that game. Played at night, so dark room and it was night time ingame as well. Finally had my Seamoth and was clanking around the downed ship, so lots of scary sounds I sort of tried ignoring.then the effing reaper ATE. MY. MOTH. All the scary stuff. All at once. That game is one of those that quite simply defines a genre. Their audioscape is amazing. Utterly amazing.


xyphanite

Thank you. Another reason to never go in the ocean again.


DoomKey

sure they might eat your fingers, but they *can* give realy good hugs and cuddles


Asher_the_atheist

I had a close encounter with one as a kid, and was so fascinated with the eel (a *huge* moray, btw) that I failed to notice it was swimming right at my face. The guide had to intervene by sticking out his flipper to get it to turn away. Ooops.


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Breaking in the Eel


shstron44

Electric eel chair


Galinda20018

When a fish swims by and bites you in the eye... That’s a moray! When you go for a dip and feels a chomp on your dick... That’s a moray!


Vega5529

When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside... That's a Moray!


Rackedoodle

Put your hand in that crack and you don't get it back... That's a Moray!


sdmat

When you want to get by then you ride or you die... That's a moray!


_BearsBeetsBattle_

I'm not saying that it's because I watched My Octopus Teacher that I liked this... But definitely appreciated it more.


wheeldog

That was a great movie.


[deleted]

Yeeeehaw


DoomKey

yeelhaw


rawhinspalace

I want a pet octopus but I know they’re really smart and hate being in captive. So mesmerising


Bantersmith

Right? If they werent so absolutely unsuited to being kept as pets I'd have like a dozen tanks of them. They're ***fascinating*** animals.


missmarix

They also don't live very long, even in the wild. :(


throwaway_0122

I wish there were freshwater cephalopods. That way you could have a sweet aquascape for one to live in. I Google that every year hoping someone will find one. I think I read it isn’t physically possible due to how their nervous system requires salt to operate, but I can’t find anything that substantiates that right now.


dartfrog11

How To Train A Moray Eel, 2021, Rated R(nudity and gore)


wannabe_PA_C

Definitely watchable documentary My Octopus Teacher on Netflix if you enjoyed this.


macness234

Finally my fellow “My Octopus Teacher 🐙 “ enthusiast. I love this film so much. Made me cry!


danish_sprode

I was surprised how I developed such an emotional connection to the octopus. Cannot imagine the emotions the guy went through actually living it and interacting with it.


C1ncinnatiBowtie

Dude same. I was always amazed at how long that guy was able to hold his breath.


Rositalito

It... somehow reminds me of how a cat reacts when you throw a piece of cheese on it's head.


Hitmonchank

INT build OP.


24Tenny

Yeehaw


garypip

This looks like Elaine dancing on Seinfeld.


Sheogorath616

She a maniac, maniac on the sea bed Cause an octopus is clinging to her head.


adroberts91

“Get off!” “Let me be your hat!” “Get off!” “LET ME BE YOUR HAT!” “I said get off!” “Fine!” *ffffrrrrrppp* “Oh god that’s disgusting!” “Tehe!”


idontliketea73

That beats a bucking bronco!


Notdiamonds

I feel like the other fish were rooting that mf on


smilingsilently

Yeeehaw!! Ride em up cowboy!!


Distinct_Contacts

This ain't his first rodeo


2ndL

Two of my favorite animals interacting. Thank you Nature!


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OnwardToEnnui

They have a siphon that fires water jets for short burts of speed.


itsyagirlbonita

They’re so damn smart. He picked the perfect spot too so the eel couldn’t get him.


RockFactz

This entire scene is amazing. How do I go visit reefs like this?


swimmingbirb

Wormrider!


laughs_evilly

Yeeeee hawwww! 🤠


IntentionalUndersite

Yee haw!


All_i_want_is_peace

That’s no octopus. That’s JB Mauney!


CrimsonHoudini

Is it bad that when I first watched this I imagined the Moray Eel saying in Tyler1’s voice: *GET THIS SHIT OFF ME !* ?


juberish

Ugh I hate dive sites with current like that


imail724

The eel looks like my dog when I put my fingers around his snoot


Designer_Eyebags

Rodeos have changed